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AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 07:56 AM
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Thatiger23
12-04-2008, 08:18 AM
WOW what a fucked up fantasy that guy has

AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 08:22 AM
WOW what a fucked up fantasy that guy has

Am I a huge nerd that I would totally role play like that? I would love to be in a fantasy porn LOL

Thatiger23
12-04-2008, 08:24 AM
WOW what a fucked up fantasy that guy has

Am I a huge nerd that I would totally role play like that? I would love to be in a fantasy porn LOL

i dont think that guy was a nerd i think he was just flat out fucked up in the head

Coroner
12-04-2008, 09:15 AM
Wizard hat. :lol:

AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 09:36 AM
i dont think that guy was a nerd i think he was just flat out fucked up in the head

Yea, but Come on "bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. "

I would totally be like http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek3smile.gif

Odelay
12-04-2008, 09:37 AM
How many years do you have to play in order to gain a 1,000,000 level power? :twisted:

Thatiger23
12-04-2008, 09:37 AM
i dont think that guy was a nerd i think he was just flat out fucked up in the head

Yea, but Come on "bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. "

I would totally be like http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek3smile.gif

lol i guess a little carziness is needed sometimes ;)

AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 09:39 AM
How many years do you have to play in order to gain a 1,000,000 level power? :twisted:

Maximum fuck power! hahaha http://smiliesftw.com/x/saiyancrunks.gif

lupinIII
12-04-2008, 09:40 AM
Haha, I love those quotes. You got them off bash.org right? There are some spectacularly odd people on that site.

Amy, I'd totally be your Black Mage for some of that role-playing goodness.

Odelay
12-04-2008, 09:42 AM
How many years do you have to play in order to gain a 1,000,000 level power? :twisted:

Maximum fuck power! hahaha http://smiliesftw.com/x/kevinharvick.gif

Indeed! I played Dungeons & Dragons 25 years ago and it was a hoot! But for whatever reason I have never got back into it since it's been computerized and all.

Good stuff, Amy.

AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 09:42 AM
Haha, I love those quotes. You got them off bash.org right? There are some spectacularly odd people on that site.

Amy, I'd totally be your Black Mage for some of that role-playing goodness.

I just googled Bloodninja : ) :shock:

Justawannabe
12-04-2008, 09:53 AM
Sadly, as a gamer, I understand even if I can't quite get into the that level of crazy. Fantasy transform stuff can be fun though done well...

Sean

Thatiger23
12-04-2008, 10:02 AM
Haha, I love those quotes. You got them off bash.org right? There are some spectacularly odd people on that site.

Amy, I'd totally be your Black Mage for some of that role-playing goodness.

I just googled Bloodninja : ) :shock:

what did u find?

luv2playwithTgirls
12-04-2008, 10:08 AM
Oh, c'mon, that shit is funny! I have doubts that these chats ever took place, but the idea of punking people who are trying to have cybersex is freaking awesome. Here's another one:


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

AmyDaly
12-04-2008, 10:18 AM
I love this one :lol:

Fox
12-04-2008, 11:24 AM
LMAO! This thread is awesome.


Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love.

http://www.overclock.net/images/smilies/lachen.gif

lupinIII
12-04-2008, 02:54 PM
http://bash.org/?top

Some very amusing/weird stuff.

Jericho
12-04-2008, 04:07 PM
http://bash.org/?top

Some very amusing/weird stuff.

Funny shit! :lol:


<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

ted naves
12-04-2008, 04:09 PM
That was honestly the best fucking thing I have read on the internet in a long time.

voy4her
12-04-2008, 04:42 PM
thats about 5 years old, but its fucking priceless.