A Reason Not To Be The First One To Fall Asleep At The Party

[Quinn]

I can tell you for certain that this is not staged, but rather reflects a long tradition of seriously fucking with the first guy (the ladies are left alone) to fall asleep at the party. The guy captured in these pics had just finished a 500 mile walk for charity and was so tired that he fell asleep at his own Welcome Back Party. Unbeknownst to the charity that funded his walk, the radio stations that covered his trek, and the numerous women who provided a sympathetic bed during his travels, he cheated by taking multiple bus rides for almost a third of the journey. My friend’s fiancée – the one who contributed the dildo – thought at least one of the signs should reflect that reality.
-Quinn