The rapping thread

[MrsKellyPierce]

Introduce yourself with a rap :P

Yo Yo My Name is Kelly

I used to be a Felly

Don't be calling my celly

with your big fat belly!

HOLLA!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

:lol:

[Fox]

Oh dear God... :shock:

[MrsKellyPierce]

Oh dear God... :shock: lol come on Foxxy poo I am getting in touch with my blackness :lol:

[MrsKellyPierce]

My thoughts exactly. That was awful, God awful.


Oh dear God... :shock: it wasn't meant to be good, you are way too serious sometimes.

[blckhaze]

*dies a bit inside*

[MrsKellyPierce]

*dies a bit inside* lol haze don't faze out, lets hear it lol

[ed_jaxon]

That definitely was one of those moments when you feel embarrassed for the person and for yourself for having witnessed that.

Uncomfortable.

At least it wasn't done on camera.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Ed I would so do it on camera too :P

[ed_jaxon]

(Kelly looks around the room and sees all her friends)

Kelly....you know we all care about you....but this is an intervention.

[ALYSINCLAIRxxx]

Lets change this to my favorite rap line. I'll start:

Killah Priest on GZA's Liquid Swords - 4th Chamber

[Verse Two: Killah Priest]
I judge wisely, as if nothin ever surprise me
Loungin, between two pillars of ivory
I'm lively, my dome piece, is like buildin stones in Greece
my poems are deep from ancient thrones I speak
I'm overwhelmed, as my mind, roams the realm
My eye's the vision, memory is the film
Others act sub-tile, but they fragile above clouds
They act wild and couldn't budge a crowd
No matter how loud they get, though they growl and spit
Clutch they fists, and throw up signs like a Crip
And throw all types of fits
I leave 'em split, like ass cheeks and ragged pussy lips

Who doesn't love that!

[jesseflo]

Introduce yourself with a rap :P

Yo Yo My Name is Kelly

I used to be a Felly

Don't be calling my celly

with your big fat belly!

HOLLA!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

:lol:


your so funny! :D

[trish]

Hey! Offense, mostly I be taken
By yo rappity rap rappin’;
But seein’ it’s Kelly,
Who just ain’t no felly_
No way…no how_
She’s class!
I know she no be fakin’
And I know she soon be shakin’
Those lovely titties_wow!
What sass!
She ain’t gonna answer her celly,
‘Cause she knows that all the fellies,
Jus wannabe tappity tap tappin’
That ass.

[Willie Escalade]

I'll play along... :oops:

Just like a bill
I've gotta get paid
Named after my ride
Willie Escalade

I don't start drama
I don't play shitty
I keeps it real
Unlike silicone titties

You see I can't rap
You see I can't rhyme
I'll quit while I'm ahead
I've lost my shine


:oops: Remind me to never do this again...

[francisfkudrow]

I probably overthought this challenge you see,
And made a long song that goes sequentially,
So please be patient and don’t get mad,
And maybe you’ll enjoy the time you had,

Well to start, my name is Francis,
And don’t you try to ban this,
A thinker, deep like Atlantis,
Chillin’ like a prayin’ mantis

I post on ha from time to time,
My current post count’s three fifty-nine,
I still don’t make the lists of movers and shakers,
and I come from the land of Amish and Quakers,

Central Pennsylvania born and bred,
Stayed here after my buddies fled,
My job is stressful and my eyeballs bled,
And even though I rap, I have alternative cred,

Yes I’m known to drop beats and I’m known to rhyme,
And I’m 60 percent straight at any given time,
I’m bisexual, what can I say?
I wouldn’t have it any other way

But on the other hand, my world’s uptight,
so they’re not aware, its not brought to light,
they think I’m straight, but not far enough right
too progressive to join a made-up fight

between gays and the nuclear fam,
a father of kids is not who I am,
but who I really am is for me to know,
and you to find out, so just say hello

if you’re a hot girl with a dick,
you never know how it goes we just might click,
and if not I still wish you well, alright?
The time has come for me to say goodnight

[ottorocket]

I won't even attempt it.. I'll let Blondie do it for me


Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost comatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast Flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
And you don't stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop
You keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face
Dance cheek to cheek
One to one
Man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars
Yeah wall to wall
Door to door
Hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture
Be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with
the human race
And you hip hop
And you don't stop
Just blast off sure shot
Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars
Get up!

[KO47]

This thread only reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs

[PrinceVince99]

From the Upper East Side ladies call me Vince
Soon but to be king but the right now the prince
I can get with girls without payin a bill
I like a tall thin girl with her panties filled
I love girls with cute faces and giant chest
They know how to be sexy with PMS :wink:

[Fox]

Lets change this to my favorite rap line. I'll start:

Killah Priest on GZA's Liquid Swords - 4th Chamber

[Verse Two: Killah Priest]
I judge wisely, as if nothin ever surprise me
Loungin, between two pillars of ivory
I'm lively, my dome piece, is like buildin stones in Greece
my poems are deep from ancient thrones I speak
I'm overwhelmed, as my mind, roams the realm
My eye's the vision, memory is the film
Others act sub-tile, but they fragile above clouds
They act wild and couldn't budge a crowd
No matter how loud they get, though they growl and spit
Clutch they fists, and throw up signs like a Crip
And throw all types of fits
I leave 'em split, like ass cheeks and ragged pussy lips

Who doesn't love that!

Oh shit...! I just fell in love. :shock: :oops:

Inspectah Deck on Gang Starr's Moment of Truth (Above the Clouds)

[Inspectah Deck]
Yeah; I leave scientists mentally scarred, triple extra large
Wild like rock stars who smash guitars
Poison bars from the Gods bust holes in your mirage
and catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad
Invade your zone, ruin like ancient Rome
I span the universe and return to Earth to claim my throne
The maker, owner, plus soul controller
Ayatollah rest in the sky, the cloud's my sofa
Stand like Collossus, regardless to whom or what
Numerous attempts at my life, so who to trust
Who but us, to supply you with the fire?
The burning truth, 150 Absolut proof
On the mic like Moses spoke in golden scribe
Survivor of the oldest tribe whose soldiers died
I notified families, we shed tears and more
but our hands are the ammo cause the battle's still on
Sound the horn; we come rumblin through the function
Precise laser beam technique to touch somethin
When we die hard, to build the monument to honor us with
Humungous effect in the world - we could have conquered it


Edit: I may as well add a verse myself.

[lupinIII]

Alright let's get this party started right, don't let your brain rest
As we press play and play the court jesters.

I'm rocking the nerds with the sociology or anthropology
When the mic is in my hand I could start a theocracy

But my mind's in my heart, located on my sleeve
It's locked on pop culture and girls rockin' the T

I rock like a punk and roll like a stone
Hip like a bone and hop like a toad. (ribbit)

I like to be a snob, calling everything art
comics, sequential-art, graffiti, street-art
Vid-games are interactive-art
your mother she's eroticart.

I'm rocking the suburbs of the A.C.T.
With some my bubblegum-flavour street punk and Chuck Taylor black Connies

So God Save the Queen, from this cacophonous anarchy
My name's Ryan W but please call me Lupin3.

[Ryz]

Oh jeez.

[addicted]

[quote="KellyShore"]Introduce yourself with a rap :P

Yo Yo My Name is Kelly

I used to be a Felly

Don't be calling my celly

with your big fat belly!

HOLLA!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle



come on now that was not any worse than lil wayne, young jeezy, nelly, ti, 50 cent and the rest of the garbage trash commercial rap fakers out there.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Omg I love some of them! Lupin3, Princes, and Trish's were hot!

[melissacarter]

I must say, and I don't think I'm alone here,

this thread has lowered the dignity of mankind by one degree.

[lupinIII]

That sound you're hearing? That's Tupac rotating
But I never liked the guy so I say
Let the gangster keep spinning

We could hook up some turbines to him
To solve the energy crisis
Or exhume him and Biggie and display them
As the fabulous spinning corpses

So all you lamers should quit moaning
When the gamer's words start flowing
Get off your high horses, loosen your lips
Kelly's idea's kinda fun,
You cranky fuckers start rhyming!

[melissacarter]

I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen

[harlemzfinest]

My favorite lyric from one of my favorite rappers - Nas

"Through the lights, cameras and action, glamour, glitters and gold
I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe
When I'm deceased, by then The Beast arise like yeast
To conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets
Live on the run, police paying me to give in my gun
Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son
Smoke a gold leaf, I hold heat nonchalantly
I'm grungy, but things I do is real, it never haunts me
While funny-style niggaz roll in the pile
Rooster heads profile on a bus to Riker's Isle
Holdin weed inside they pussy with they minds on the pretty things in life
Props is a true thug's wife
It's like a cycle, niggas come home, some'll go in
Do a bullet, come back, do the same shit again
From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual"

[lupinIII]

Pretend all you want
Pretty lady you should know
No one can stop
The nerd-punks when they go

You say mankind's dignity
Has been lowered by degrees
Truth is that fahrenheit's been
sub-zee since you were 3

So pucker up those sexy lips
Blow me a kiss
Spill some words
Bust a groove with your wit.

:D

(I'm having way too much fun with this)

On a serious note here's some Aussie hip-hop that's actually good.

I recommend the song "A Bright Tomorrow"

http://www.myspace.com/astronomyclass

[michneo]

you guys are a trip

[Willie Escalade]

I'll embarrass myself one more time... :oops:

My moniker's Willie
Escalade not Lexus
On a urban safari
Like T S in Texas

I want justice; stop the madness
Like George W
As with his term in office
this crap'll be through

I'll never be one
Like Obama will be
On top of the game
The H.N.I.C.

Calling the shots
Dropping shit like a bird
Even still I've no talent
Haven't you heard

My rhymes' a trainwreck
Like Metrolink
My shit's not funky
But it does stink

I can't rap; I can't verse
It's a pain
Trying makes me a loser
Like Palin and McCain

Critique me; berate me
I'd give a fuck flying
If I said I could rap
Best believe I'd be lying

That's it; I'm quitting now
See you later
One thing: don't call me
Willie Navigator :smh

[TomSelis]

Diesel Power- The Prodigy

Yo' I used to check out lyrics upon the Format
Build with Skill with Technique-computer ADAT
My Lyrical Form is clouds on your Brainstorm
I get hyped, Think, Thought flow
Acrobat, Sync the track, Pump the track
Dance missions, clubs like spores react by
Strobe visions, and hurrying more
Reflects on the dancefloor
Blowin' Up
And having mad people
Showin' Up
Packing Crowds, Jam Packed Venues
Needles Collapse, While Atmospheres Continues
Sprinkle that, Winnin' like that
Movin' like that, Hittin' like that
The melody is Phat!
Yeah, I'm on the Energy Source
The Cosmic Boss with Prodigy
Different astrology
My intellect's Devour
"With Diesel Power"

[transmaven]

what's a *rappin* thread without a holiday message from Kurupt:


[Kurupt]
West coast shit nigga
Overdosage - imperial pistols ferocious
Fuck a bitch; don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch
Eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble the dick
Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the fuck up!
Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash
Backhanded, pimpslapped backwards and left stranded
Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar
Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce impala
Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala
Bitch niggaz paid for hoes, just to lay wit hoes
Relax one night, and paid to stay wit hoes
Captain Save'Em all day (bitch) well save this dick
Bitch nigga, you more of a bitch than a bitch
You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin bitches off of the grip, you punk bitch

Happy Thanksgiving

[lupinIII]

I loved that Prodigy album.

That was actually the first album I bought with my own money. I was 12 it was grimy, dirty and everything that Britney Spears wasn't. Brilliant.

[mrbig]

Introduce yourself with a rap :P

Yo Yo My Name is Kelly

I used to be a Felly

Don't be calling my celly

with your big fat belly!

HOLLA!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

:lol:

Oh dear God... :shock:
My thoughts exactly. That was awful, God awful.



*dies a bit inside*
That definitely was one of those moments when you feel embarrassed for the person and for yourself for having witnessed that.

Uncomfortable.

At least it wasn't done on camera.


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/challenja/rofl128420417966490000.jpg

[jjhill]

I've had the honor to hear kelly rap on numerous occasions. I'm working on 3 mixtapes and an album, maybe i can feature her on one lol