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DavinciClerk
11-19-2008, 11:29 AM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars. I understand the attraction to that environment. There's a sense of security in being surrounded by their "type". Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet. One more thing, this is America and there isn't a fucking thing wrong with this! I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

yodajazz
11-19-2008, 11:53 AM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars. I understand the attraction to that environment. There's a sense of security in being surrounded by their "type". Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet. One more thing, this is America and there isn't a fucking thing wrong with this! I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

There is a difference in saying that something is unlikely to happen and that it can NEVER happen. Look at this way: There is an Allanah Starr and maybe, just maybe someone like her, so someone is going to wake in bed with her on a Sunday morning. People win lotteries, other people get struck by lightining. It may not be very likely but it could happen. Sometimes you just have to keep looking for what you want. Other times it comes to you.

I enjoy surfing to YouTube and I see t-women who are not sexual workers. But few would be attracted someone who holds a low opinion of them.

Let me get out the way, I hear a few bricks whistling through the air. :2cent

BeardedOne
11-19-2008, 12:30 PM
Let me get out the way, I hear a few bricks whistling through the air.

This could turn into a stimulus package for the building industry. :)

ARMANIXXX
11-19-2008, 01:11 PM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars. I understand the attraction to that environment. There's a sense of security in being surrounded by their "type". Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet. One more thing, this is America and there isn't a fucking thing wrong with this! I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.


First post huh? :roll:



And most of what you say is wrong.

You said transvestites. Your terminology is wrong. A TV/CD is partime.

Also, not all TS's are hookers. Lots of them are, but I'm personal friends with some who are not, and I have in fact woke up next to a couple of them on a Sunday morning.......Free of charge and minus the crossword puzzle of course.

So stick your noob bullshit back in your pie hole and try gettin out of your hick town, in fact your whole backwards state, every once in a while.

Have a nice day.


Welcome to Hungangles.


;)

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-19-2008, 01:18 PM
I had a smart remark to say but I dont want NYCE getting 80+ phonecalls in an hour due to a Johnny remark...............so

Let me say this:

I know a few transgenders (hehe)

I know one who just got her pussy done (beautifully I might add)

I know one who hides in her apartment until her friends are forced to bang on her door (actually I know a few of those)

I know one who (and I don't completely believe this but I have pics of the wedding invitation to an actual church so) got married over the summer to a guy.

Are they all bad people? Hell No.

Do they all have the possibility of being happy eventually? Of course

Would they be seen with the average Joe??? Probably

Each individual is just that, an individual.

Often on this forum and on others (non TS related) I see good guys (like the newbie who made this thread, or someone under an alt) group every woman (TS or GG) into the same category as "the fuckups."

Guess what, the fuckups are usually few, although I have to admit here in NYC at least I've seen ALOT of FUCKUPS; BUT for everyone of them I see 2 or 3 good girls just trying to do their thing and enjoy life.

My point? Treat people as individuals. If a chick is an asshole at a club to a guy and she's with her girlfriend it doesn't mean her girlfriend is also an asshole, she's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

sockmonkey
11-19-2008, 02:34 PM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars.



I'm going to assume you mean transsexuals and not transvestites, but...

Do you have the statistics to back this statement up? Seems a bit denigrating. Perhaps the majority of transsexuals you know of are either prostitutes or porn stars, but to paraphrase, I'm sure you could fill a library with all the shit you don't know.

lahabra1976
11-19-2008, 06:46 PM
p I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

This is like saying the Average Jose will never find himself in bed with Angelina Jolie or some hot top star. Sure there are people who think some day they will marry Angelina Jolie, but this doesn't make it true or realistic.

DL_NL
11-19-2008, 08:08 PM
I love generalizations. They're make you look so intelligent.

melissacarter
11-19-2008, 08:12 PM
I love generalizations. They're make you look so intelligent.

LOL, but that is typically blankety-statementy of you to say that DL

ottorocket
11-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Posts: 1 /thread

melissacarter
11-19-2008, 08:46 PM
Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet.

Point #1: your opinion carries heavy weight considering the number of posts you have contributed to this board.

Point #2: Given the fact that this is your first ever post, we've determined you have a natural flair for making friends and tgirls will flock to you uncontrollably.

Point #3: as punishment for such fucked up comments I will dick-slap you till your face bleeds, but you will of course pay $10,000 for the privilege.

DL_NL
11-19-2008, 08:48 PM
I love generalizations. They're make you look so intelligent.

LOL, but that is typically blankety-statementy of you to say that DL
Irony fully intended.

yodajazz
11-19-2008, 11:03 PM
....I know one who (and I don't completely believe this but I have pics of the wedding invitation to an actual church so) got married over the summer to a guy...


Great post JWBL. But your wedding story makes me curious. Was she pre or post op? Also is NY a state where a ts can get their papers changed and become legally married or not? So was the wedding ceremony legal or not? Not that it makes a difference in people's hearts. Many people assume a marital relationship without legal status.

lahabra1976
11-20-2008, 01:08 AM
What I find interesting is you see a lot of these bogus trends with someone with their first few posts saying something like this and the posts goes on for several pages. Yet the orginal poster never posts again in the trend...LOL

dan_drade
11-20-2008, 01:13 AM
If all TV's And TS's are like the original poster claims. Does that mean that all people from Gainsville Florida are as ignorant as him?

Ts CinthyaNY
11-21-2008, 03:05 AM
Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet..


You have so much anger...
So you just do not think you are man enough to have a proper relationship with someone, regardless sexual preferences or gender identity?

I mean it's that what every person have done to you? , ok ,and for the record do not generalize on all of us , even if we do whatever we find the best way to make a living and yes an average Joe can easily have the girl of his dream.

You probably are just beneath the Average Joe . And since it's hard for you to understand all the definitions under the Transgender Umbrella, before making a statement so harsh on the Transgender community Google the term.
:evil:

AverageJob
11-21-2008, 03:10 AM
Also, not all TS's are hookers.not in Dallas :wink:

tsntx
11-21-2008, 03:19 AM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars. I understand the attraction to that environment. There's a sense of security in being surrounded by their "type". Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet. One more thing, this is America and there isn't a fucking thing wrong with this! I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

so what was the name of the hooker that robbed ur winey faggot ass so good that u turned into a lil bitch?

bc this isnt SER lol

blckhaze
11-21-2008, 04:51 AM
I know the real problem.

They suck, get fucked, fuck back, talk dirtier and shut the fuck up better than your wives.

melissacarter
11-21-2008, 05:04 AM
I know the real problem.

They suck, get fucked, fuck back, talk dirtier and shut the fuck up better than your wives.

Yo word

word up word to my hairy grandmother

melissacarter
11-21-2008, 05:05 AM
so what was the name of the hooker that robbed ur winey faggot ass so good that u turned into a lil bitch?

yea, really right?

phobun
11-21-2008, 05:07 AM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars. I understand the attraction to that environment. There's a sense of security in being surrounded by their "type". Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay. The average Joe and his average life do not appeal to them in the slightest and the only thing that will is your wallet. One more thing, this is America and there isn't a fucking thing wrong with this! I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.


First post huh? :roll:



And most of what you say is wrong.

You said transvestites. Your terminology is wrong. A TV/CD is partime.

Also, not all TS's are hookers. Lots of them are, but I'm personal friends with some who are not, and I have in fact woke up next to a couple of them on a Sunday morning.......Free of charge and minus the crossword puzzle of course.

So stick your noob bullshit back in your pie hole and try gettin out of your hick town, in fact your whole backwards state, every once in a while.

Have a nice day.


Welcome to Hungangles.


;)

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS

phobun
11-21-2008, 05:11 AM
I know one who just got her pussy done (beautifully I might add)
Hmm, may I have her name and number?

dreaming in dog years
11-21-2008, 06:00 AM
a lot of transexuals are prostitutes/porn stars; but no one in there right mind can say that they all are. i have several transexual friends that lead normal lives, date normal men, go normal places, arnt porn stars, and dont prostitute. and a good number of ts women who do prostitute only do so to make ends meet. think about what you say before you speak.

and yes this is my first post......wooo to me!

SarahG
11-21-2008, 06:31 AM
....I know one who (and I don't completely believe this but I have pics of the wedding invitation to an actual church so) got married over the summer to a guy...


Great post JWBL. But your wedding story makes me curious. Was she pre or post op? Also is NY a state where a ts can get their papers changed and become legally married or not? So was the wedding ceremony legal or not? Not that it makes a difference in people's hearts. Many people assume a marital relationship without legal status.

Yes, NYS, NJ, and a few other states in that area all allow postops to change their BC, DL and marry guys.

Actually most states, even ones where postop marriages aren't legal- allow postops to change their BC's. Texas I believe is one such state, in texas marriage is defined by blood (one XY person, one XX person only) yet texas will even give preop's female DL's (which is not the case with most states- and yes, we all know how easy it is for preops to get female DLs in the other states by finding an overworked DMV worker who just doesn't give a shit, or assuming you're a GG and that there was an error).

It would be easy enough for a girl who passes well and has corrected documents (SSA, BC, DL) to get married, even in states where that isn't legal. The procedure in most states for getting a marriage license isn't in depth enough to reveal the situation (as far as I know Texas doesn't draw your blood to look at it under a microscope... and yet the Littleton case established that its the only way a marriage could be proven to be legal in Texas), and so it would be fine until/unless the marriage is put under scrutiny.

Why would it be put under scrutiny? Perhaps the girl doesn't pass to an authority figure who then takes a closer look at the situation. Suppose the husband died and the family wanted to keep the assets & money instead, so they took the girl to probate court. Suppose the family figured out the girl is trans and had a probate court examine the situation. Suppose the girl gets arrested and a DA does an indepth background check and finds that the girl is a postop. All kinds of possibilities. I know when I got my last speeding ticket, I fought it and the DA did a background check on me just for that.

The problem with the public record is just that, it's public. MOST states require you to publish your change of name in the legal notice section of the local papers in order to get the court order finalized. 30 years ago that wasn't a problem, put the legal notice in some small town, small circulation newspaper (even if you put it in the New York Times, not even crazy people read the entire legal notice section- usually near the classifieds) and never think about it again. If someone was curious and wanted to know your history, it would involve trips to the basements of court houses- and most people don't have the time and motivation for that shit (especially if you're dealing with someone who moves alot, and has their government records in multiple states).

But now, as so many newspapers go online, you run the chance that someone will google you, and insodoing, find the legal notice from who knows how many years back. Think that's unlikely? Think again, a lot of employers google applicants before interviewing them, and libraries are digitizing even papers that are no longer in print, so it'll all end up online eventually anyway. If stuff like "Google Books" catches on, then there's the risk that eventually yearbooks, court orders, and other public documents will be easily "google-able"- and if that happens, googling you would turn up pretty much all of it. Name first, and then with the name- everything else.

Even the "finding a busy, overworked DMV employee" isn't going to work forever with RealID being adhered to. My mom has been married more than once and when she moved to another state, she needed to give them her original BC (to prove her original name), her first marriage license (to show how it went from her maiden name to her 1st change of last name), the divorce court order (if divorced) or death certificate (if widowed) to show how that marriage ended, then the next marriage license (to show how she went from the 2nd last name to the 3rd last name) and repeat as many times as it happened PLUS your old DL (from the last state of residence) AND a utility bill (to prove new residency). They're supposed to keep your old DL, the main idea behind realID is that you will have "one driver, one DL." Technically, under RealID regulations, if you move into another state you have to supply a court order if your name has been legally changed at all since birth (unless that record has been sealed), and for a trans person that would "let the cat out of the bag" by showing the DMV employee "oh wait, this person used to have a guy's name..." But if you don't move out of state, you never have to go through that headache a second time.

JamesHunt
11-21-2008, 07:45 AM
Wow. Nice avatar Melissa :P

yodajazz
11-21-2008, 01:19 PM
....I know one who (and I don't completely believe this but I have pics of the wedding invitation to an actual church so) got married over the summer to a guy...


Great post JWBL. But your wedding story makes me curious. Was she pre or post op? Also is NY a state where a ts can get their papers changed and become legally married or not? So was the wedding ceremony legal or not? Not that it makes a difference in people's hearts. Many people assume a marital relationship without legal status.

Yes, NYS, NJ, and a few other states in that area all allow postops to change their BC, DL and marry guys.

Actually most states, even ones where postop marriages aren't legal- allow postops to change their BC's. Texas I believe is one such state, in texas marriage is defined by blood (one XY person, one XX person only) yet texas will even give preop's female DL's (which is not the case with most states- and yes, we all know how easy it is for preops to get female DLs in the other states by finding an overworked DMV worker who just doesn't give a shit, or assuming you're a GG and that there was an error).

It would be easy enough for a girl who passes well and has corrected documents (SSA, BC, DL) to get married, even in states where that isn't legal. The procedure in most states for getting a marriage license isn't in depth enough to reveal the situation (as far as I know Texas doesn't draw your blood to look at it under a microscope... and yet the Littleton case established that its the only way a marriage could be proven to be legal in Texas), and so it would be fine until/unless the marriage is put under scrutiny.

Why would it be put under scrutiny? Perhaps the girl doesn't pass to an authority figure who then takes a closer look at the situation. Suppose the husband died and the family wanted to keep the assets & money instead, so they took the girl to probate court. Suppose the family figured out the girl is trans and had a probate court examine the situation. Suppose the girl gets arrested and a DA does an indepth background check and finds that the girl is a postop. All kinds of possibilities. I know when I got my last speeding ticket, I fought it and the DA did a background check on me just for that.

The problem with the public record is just that, it's public. MOST states require you to publish your change of name in the legal notice section of the local papers in order to get the court order finalized. 30 years ago that wasn't a problem, put the legal notice in some small town, small circulation newspaper (even if you put it in the New York Times, not even crazy people read the entire legal notice section- usually near the classifieds) and never think about it again. If someone was curious and wanted to know your history, it would involve trips to the basements of court houses- and most people don't have the time and motivation for that shit (especially if you're dealing with someone who moves alot, and has their government records in multiple states).

But now, as so many newspapers go online, you run the chance that someone will google you, and insodoing, find the legal notice from who knows how many years back. Think that's unlikely? Think again, a lot of employers google applicants before interviewing them, and libraries are digitizing even papers that are no longer in print, so it'll all end up online eventually anyway. If stuff like "Google Books" catches on, then there's the risk that eventually yearbooks, court orders, and other public documents will be easily "google-able"- and if that happens, googling you would turn up pretty much all of it. Name first, and then with the name- everything else.

Even the "finding a busy, overworked DMV employee" isn't going to work forever with RealID being adhered to. My mom has been married more than once and when she moved to another state, she needed to give them her original BC (to prove her original name), her first marriage license (to show how it went from her maiden name to her 1st change of last name), the divorce court order (if divorced) or death certificate (if widowed) to show how that marriage ended, then the next marriage license (to show how she went from the 2nd last name to the 3rd last name) and repeat as many times as it happened PLUS your old DL (from the last state of residence) AND a utility bill (to prove new residency). They're supposed to keep your old DL, the main idea behind realID is that you will have "one driver, one DL." Technically, under RealID regulations, if you move into another state you have to supply a court order if your name has been legally changed at all since birth (unless that record has been sealed), and for a trans person that would "let the cat out of the bag" by showing the DMV employee "oh wait, this person used to have a guy's name..." But if you don't move out of state, you never have to go through that headache a second time.

Thanks for the detailed answer SarahG. The last I heard, Ohio was a state where a person could not get the sex changed on their birth certificate. I think that a post op who dances regularly at NYC parties may have been born in Ohio, and I sometimes wonder if that has caused her any problems? They also passed two gay marriage bans; one in 2002 and a constitutional amendment in 2004. But I don't know they define woman or man in the amdendment.

SarahG
11-21-2008, 02:16 PM
Thanks for the detailed answer SarahG. The last I heard, Ohio was a state where a person could not get the sex changed on their birth certificate. I think that a post op who dances regularly at NYC parties may have been born in Ohio, and I sometimes wonder if that has caused her any problems? They also passed two gay marriage bans; one in 2002 and a constitutional amendment in 2004. But I don't know they define woman or man in the amdendment.

Ohio is not the only state that prohibits changes to your birth certificate.

Ohio's law on the subject is a fucking disaster. They are so transphobic that they didn't just require BC's to stay the same for postops, but they made it illegal to change BCs at all, for any reason!

Your doctor could be drunk off his ass when delivering your baby, spell its name wrong, or put down the wrong sex... and that's the BC that kid will have for its life, even if they're not trans or IS!

In theory you could have a GG baby who, due to a "clerical error" has a male BC. The GG can be perfectly normal, the state can even agree that the GG is legally female... and she'd still be stuck with a male BC for life. Now I do not know if this type of mistake has occurred yet or not, but the fact of the matter is the law is setup in such a way that this is what would happen.

But yea, I feel really sorry for girls who are born in Ohio. Even if you go postop, with a male BC following you everywhere you go- total stealth is impossible. It won't be a day to day issue, I am sure MOST people only show someone their BC once in a blue moon. But it also means anyone who has to see your BC, sees 1) that you're trans, 2) you're birth name. Both things you might want to keep a secret.

Another red-tape issue is Illinois, in order to change your BC you have to get SRS from an American licensed surgeon, in the US. If you don't know that, and go get SRS in thailand, you'll NEVER get your BC changed. They won't do it.

Well, I shouldn't say "never"- its only never if the law never changes. Ohio or Illinois could always amend their laws next year, and fix these types of problems. But... I wouldn't hold your breath on it.

melissacarter
11-21-2008, 04:05 PM
Wow. Nice avatar Melissa :P

Thanks this shot was taken shortly after a shoplifting spree

London Guy
11-21-2008, 05:21 PM
Wow. Nice avatar Melissa :P

Thanks this shot was taken shortly after a shoplifting spree


Obviously not a very successful spree - unless it was at a beachside panty boutique!

BTW, I also love that pic

tsmandy
11-21-2008, 08:15 PM
I make porn and I don't like crossword puzzles. And I don't do overnights, not even on Sunday.

yodajazz
11-23-2008, 03:26 AM
I make porn and I don't like crossword puzzles. And I don't do overnights, not even on Sunday.

If I were you I would edit out the part about not liking crossword puzzles. Crossword puzzle people can be be dangerous.

Paladin
11-26-2008, 08:42 AM
p I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

This is like saying the Average Jose will never find himself in bed with Angelina Jolie or some hot top star. Sure there are people who think some day they will marry Angelina Jolie, but this doesn't make it true or realistic.

what about joe the plumber ;)

SarahG
11-26-2008, 08:45 AM
p I'm not saying that t girls are bad people, just that there's not a chance in hell Average Joe will ever find himself in bed on a Sunday morning doing the crossword with someone like Alanah Starr.

This is like saying the Average Jose will never find himself in bed with Angelina Jolie or some hot top star. Sure there are people who think some day they will marry Angelina Jolie, but this doesn't make it true or realistic.

what about joe the plumber ;)

Good question, what is Joe the Unlicensed Plumber doing these days?

mishadark
11-27-2008, 11:38 AM
The problem with transvestites is that they are all either prostitutes or porn stars.
Most men think that one day, they may meet the t girl of their dreams, fall in love, and have a happy relationship with their ideal wet dream. Get your heads out of your asses guys! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN !! Unless of course you pay for it, realizing that that girl has no interest in you other than your contribution to their next plastic surgery. Keep in mind, that t girls are guys! Guys that are incredibly narcissistic, horny, and of course gay.

Frak you.
1. transvestite is a guy who wears women's clothes
2. transsexual is a woman correcting a birth defect
3. your post reduces us to one dimensional sex objects, if thats how you feel, you may as well just rape & kill us & save your money; you clearly don't see us as alive, anyway
4. commercial sex is a job, end of.
5. most commercial liaisons stop there. Very rarely things alter. its not professional, but I've dated clients
6. Most ts escorts are already in a relationship, [see point 4.]
7. do you feel like this about your liaisons with your doctor, dentist, bank manager, grocery store worker, or any one else you do business with.
8. if you want a relationship with a ts, going to a sex provider is a stupid place to look, dumb ass.
Try dating non-commercial ts's.
9. actually, do you want to date the person or their genitalia? We are people first. Besides, how long do you think we are keeping our "bits" anyway? Still want to be in a relationship with me after I have genital correction surgery? thought not.


Finally, you're a WANKER

Hope that helps
twat

ted naves
11-27-2008, 11:55 AM
Commerical sex may be something that you get paid for but it's the easiest fucking job there is.

mishadark
11-28-2008, 01:54 AM
Commerical sex may be something that you get paid for but it's the easiest fucking job there is.

Yep. :wink:
I often say out loud
"I'm being paid for this!"

There are downsides though
checking out every client on phone for safety
again on arrival
STI checks [visible like genital warts, sores ect]
Double life made up for family
Wondering if current client will kill you
regular health checks
risk of assault
Limited shelf life...not sure about that one ask me when i'm 65!

The up sides are bloody great though
& if you are the right sort of person, mentally, its brill.