Best Quotes on HA ever.................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

If you're sensitive don't click


we need a thread for the best quotes ever on this fucking site, cause this is one of them!!!

ask and ye shall receive.....................

I'll start:

I wonder if she can feed herself peanuts with that thing?

fire away

p.s. this is expected to become the dirtiest/nastiest/filthiest/sluttiest/most vile thread EVER
if it were a party it'd be considered a Sandy Michelle event

now proceed..............................

[Fox]

Damn Celeste, you look hot! I would eat the corn out of your shit with chopsticks!

From Celeste's Bob'sTgirl thread. (http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=36998&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=200)

Just one of many...

[tsntx]

i think ive had several great 1 liners lol

[trannybanger]

My wife likes to wear nice girly looking panties (thongs and such), but her balls always hang out of the sides

This one got me today.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ctfu

[ARMANIXXX]

I find that Filipina's cum has a bolder and more complex flavor than most Thais.....

--tjinla2001



http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=37112&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

[xrey]

Did a quick search and damn ... here's one from last year.


If a guy rubs his dick against an effeminate gay guys dick is that gay? technically there is no penetration involved. Also if a guy fucked and came inside a crossdressers asshole is that homosexual?

Serious discussions please.

[tsntx]

this one made me smile today tho it slips me as to what it was in reference to


Do you actually have to be there for the picture or do they just use photoshop for the ENTIRE thing?

I've seen more realistic finger paintings in a kindergarten classroom.

[xrey]

This one from today is funny ...


as metrosexual as this will sound, I have a 1 1/2 skin care routine at night.

add that to my bi weekly manicure and pedicure, Im like 1 push from snapping in a circle.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Unlike most of the guys here, I dont approach a girl and ask her how big she is.
My relationships on this board are based on the fact that they are, wait for it..........
PEOPLE!!!!
JJ could be hung like a horse, Hara could be working with a toddler penis, Janira coulld have a yam in her pants, it doesnt change shit about them.

lol Very funny! I can assure you though it could reach the back of your throat and gag you. :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I think you are in the closet Solitary Brother, and yes you like transsexuals girls so you can justify your gayness while you come out of the closet ... ( way of cheating yourself)

:lol:

Smacked by the newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you gonna take that Sol?!?

[blckhaze]

LOL @ my two quotes.

[blckhaze]

if only I couldve saved some of the HA FC convos.




i dont even know anyone gay enough to translate this faggotry for me

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[tsntx]

lol yeah good times in chat

that one i said about sucking the death out of an aids infested needle was harsh.... but still really funny... at the time.... who was that to anyway? mimi? kelly? idk but thnx for the chance to say it either way ladies no matter how non pc it was


and for good old times sake

anything i said w/ the word "fag" in it

thats almos all of my post so im doing pretty well in popular quotes lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

you just need some dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texan whore

;)

[tsntx]

i think i need less actually lol

its corrupted me w/ power

[steeveX]

You have no chance ever to scoe with a chick. Hell, even a fleshlight will close up if you tried to fuck it

[melissacarter]

ill NEVER get banned

dumb ass faggots

but YOU will be if you keep bringing faggotry like this to this most prestige and straight forum known as HA

Pretty much any sentence with Jennifer's patented term "faggotry"

[Nikka]

lolollolololol funny quotes

[melissacarter]

A rare moment where Kelly shows her teeth (this was directed at that behemoth Sweet Cherry):


Oh shut up you fucking Edward Scissor Hand looking Man.

Here's a quote the Chicago P.D. might find interesting:


THIS IS FOR THAT UGLY ASS WHITE PEICE OF TRASH TRANNYTSNTX... YOU ARE UGLY ASS HELL AND I WOULD GET A KICK OUTTA BREAKING YOUR JAW AND LISTENING TO IT SHATTER IN PEICES...... YOU LOOK LIKE A SHIT EATER AND IF YOU HAVE NETHING TO SAY CALL ME PUSSY AND LETS FIGHT U TRAILER PARK TRASH CRACKER FAGGOT HERES MY NUMBER WHORE 773 746 1799 JULIUS

Quite amusing, one theory is that this profile is just Vanessa writing from another account. Either way, it's funny watching them post one after another, I can almost see them, "yo bitch gimme that computer, my turn!". This rough and tough post was followed up by this little diddy, which I found quite enjoyable:


You toss mens salads for a living and you have some kind of tribal tea cosy on your head. I can see you have a long life ahead of you...Which won't involve spending time in jail being someones punk.

It is plain to see I have too much time on my hands.

[ed_jaxon]

I can't find it (too fkn lazy to look)....

But my favorite quote ever was by Hondarobot who admitted that licking Vicki's ass while she was asleep wasn't a classy move.

I still crack up to that one.

[blckhaze]

I remember once sucking a guy off, while another guy fucked me and jerking off two other guys and I asked myself, "does this make me gay?"

[muhmuh]

Pretty much any sentence with Jennifer's patented term "faggotry"

shes like a transsexual version of fred phelps

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Pretty much any sentence with Jennifer's patented term "faggotry"

shes like a transsexual version of fred phelps

hmmmmmmmmm



Once had a hooker from the Mustang Ranch just outside Reno give me the suck 'n fuck routine. She was a very pretty Asian gal with long, sexy, jet black hair and a great body.

But all she was interested in giving the fastest bj in history...which hurt like hell and practically ruined the whole situation. You'd think a hooker could do better, but I guess not.

no id think she had better things to do

like make more easy money

stop her in her tracks and say "i no pay for rhitty rervice. do it right ms. swan or youll be telling the cops 'he lookah likah man' when im done"

yeah I'll agree with that, lol
Jen you Baptist?!?

[slinky]

There was something I said like 6 months ago that you made your sig for a bit, but I forget now what it was,

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

it'll come to me

[ARMANIXXX]

I want to suck the sperm out of your Jewcock


--Guy in reference to Mor Vital, the Israeli ts girl.

[tsntx]

lmao at jewcock

u think it gives u a full load or just a drop

;)

[tsntx]

lmao at jewcock

u think it gives u a full load or just a drop

;)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

lmao at jewcock

u think it gives u a full load or just a drop

;)

I think they give you jello! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[ARMANIXXX]

lmao at jewcock

u think it gives u a full load or just a drop

;)

It was funny.

I'll see if I can find the topic in the Search.

[tsntx]

if u choked and died on her jew cock that would give a new meaning to the phrase


getting jewed to death lol

[hondarobot]

I can't find it (too fkn lazy to look)....

But my favorite quote ever was by Hondarobot who admitted that licking Vicki's ass while she was asleep wasn't a classy move.

I still crack up to that one.

Actually, I lied. It was a very classy ass licking on my part, but thanks for the props.

8)

[menacingmethods86]

Look you evil fucking linebacker in drag.......your the most hideous wanna-be cunt I have ever seen.
You are evil.
You are always trying to promote your films and website but the truth is you look like a man!
You are a ugly grizzly beast with no class and no options!
Your jealous because every transexual in the world looks better than you.
I will continue to talk about the ballroom scene were I think its appropriate.
There is NOTHING about that is pretty about you including your personality!!!

:lol:

[blckhaze]

if u choked and died on her jew cock that would give a new meaning to the phrase


getting jewed to death lol



bwahahahaha

[ARMANIXXX]

if u choked and died on her jew cock that would give a new meaning to the phrase


getting jewed to death lol



lol

Isn't the phrase "Jew me down"?

[ARMANIXXX]

I finally found the actual quote quote btw:


i would love to suck the sperm out of your jewcock.....

--houstonshemalefan


http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=12410

[envivision]

" Thanks a lot buddy! You just turned me straight !"

Me telling a loser after seing him naked.

[tsntx]

" Thanks a lot buddy! You just turned me straight !"

Me telling a loser after seing him naked.

was that loser one of the many cd's that run rampant around these parts?

[muhmuh]

Pretty much any sentence with Jennifer's patented term "faggotry"

what is a faggoty anyway?
a cigarette factory maybe?

[Ibrar]

Pretty much any sentence with Jennifer's patented term "faggotry"

what is a faggoty anyway?
a cigarette factory maybe?

[tsntx]

haha thats pretty

[youcancallmeclaire]

What was that little story Vicky wrote about colostomy-bagged shemales? That post was the whole reason I joined this forum.