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mimiplastique
10-28-2008, 08:46 AM
I HAVE SEEN COCKS IN MY LIFE (LOL) AND SOME ARE BIG ,... MOST ARE REALLY SMALL ....

BUT HOW MUCH WEIGHT DOES YOUR COCK HOLD .... CAN IT BREAK A RIBCAGE ???

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE PICS AND NUMBERS ;) :lol: :lol:

Alyssa87
10-28-2008, 08:49 AM
lol @ numbers. u so stupid

JamesHunt
10-28-2008, 08:55 AM
Mimi is showing off here, cos she knows she has a massive donger, and would shame most of you guys :lol:

Quiet Reflections
10-28-2008, 09:12 AM
mines 2 pounds like the rest of us! you know average right?.............What? what do you mean dreams dont count as ounces? thats BS!!

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
10-28-2008, 09:18 AM
10 pounds

mimiplastique
10-28-2008, 09:51 AM
10 ??? are you sure

heh8me
10-28-2008, 10:49 AM
like.... alot

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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
10-28-2008, 11:31 AM
10 ??? are you sure

give or take an ounce

I'll weigh it in the morning

KiraHarden
10-28-2008, 01:03 PM
Its not worth its weight in gold

macjay18
10-28-2008, 02:29 PM
Mimi mentioned she has seen some cocks in her life...I have too but only really on porn, have had team showers but never take notice, just look at the wall in front of me. I have never thought of weighing penis eh, is it flacid weight or erect weight because there are differences of course. Soon in Eros ads transsexual escorts may give their breast size, penis size and say they have a weighty 2.8 pound penis for the clients who want a hefty alternative.

ilove2swallow
10-28-2008, 03:31 PM
like.... alot

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HAHA MIKE JONES!!!!!

Space_Cowboy
10-28-2008, 03:35 PM
his cock is funny at first, but then you think how would you play sports or wear certain clothes, it would just get in the way haha

2pert4ya
10-28-2008, 04:15 PM
how in the fuck Kyle would i know how much my shit weighs. i know it looks like it weighs alot when im slappin it in a chick face. its fat but i dont have a dick weigher. so ima say it weighs 8 inches ok. and my silly ass got the scale in the bathroom got my dick hard and weighed it that shit aint do shit.

sunairco
10-28-2008, 05:01 PM
There's a Chinese proverb that says that likens the weight of man's penis to that of a feather. It only takes a thought to lift it.

LibertyHarkness
10-28-2008, 07:06 PM
i managed to stick my tool through a sheet of balsa wood once, dont ask what i was doing:)

so guess its hefty enough to do abit of damage if i twatted someone in the face with it full on side swipe ..

DL_NL
10-28-2008, 08:03 PM
i managed to stick my tool through a sheet of balsa wood once, dont ask what i was doing:)
Building a model airplane, probably. :D

DL_NL (to some I am a dick, ergo all 85 kg...)

francisfkudrow
10-28-2008, 08:30 PM
What is the appropriate method to weigh one's dick? You can't really just put it on a scale because part of it is still going to be supported by your body, and you can't really detach it and put it on the scale by itself.

LibertyHarkness
10-28-2008, 08:31 PM
ok i will own up, i was a tad tipsy with some mates and we got the stage of playing dares...

in my wonderful feeling of being invincible i was trying to lift things with my wanger and ended up with the idea of breaking a sheet of balsa wood like a judo chop with my bell end :)

RubyTS
10-28-2008, 10:23 PM
10 pounds

so ive heard :shock:

TsJennifer
10-28-2008, 11:40 PM
My bf's cock is very heavy when I hold it in my hand. It must weigh a ton! The biggest I ever had!

I love it...lol

sublime
10-28-2008, 11:57 PM
Bah, went on the scale with and without a hardon.
There's no difference.

RubyTS
10-29-2008, 12:38 AM
melania and i double dated a 14 incher during our tour together in midtown. I was smaking myself with his meat and i actually hurt my jaw. I guess it was pretty heavy but verrry filling :P

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
10-29-2008, 01:56 AM
10 pounds

so ive heard :shock:

;)

sheyum
12-01-2008, 06:54 AM
My bf's cock is very heavy when I hold it in my hand. It must weigh a ton! The biggest I ever had!

I love it...lol

youre killing me

rover187
12-01-2008, 09:07 AM
melania and i double dated a 14 incher during our tour together in midtown. I was smaking myself with his meat and i actually hurt my jaw. I guess it was pretty heavy but verrry filling :P

I wanna say that sounds amazing, how the f**k did you get something that big in your @$$? I would say ya'll have talent :shock:

i don't even want to say how much my d*ck weighs; its like a baby compared to that!

T-wannabe
12-01-2008, 02:23 PM
I think my dick of an Ex boyfriend weighs 175 pounds.

BrendaQG
12-01-2008, 05:55 PM
Mine when properly erect can hold up a soaking wet body towel (like the kind you would use after a shower.) However much that weighs.

When not erect. Well enough of you know what that looks like.

marissaazts
12-01-2008, 06:35 PM
ok heres a way to measure it
get a trigger pull gage drape ur peener over the bar and pull the gage up till the peen moves that will tell ya in oz's how much ur peener weighs



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muhmuh
12-01-2008, 11:40 PM
in my wonderful feeling of being invincible i was trying to lift things with my wanger and ended up with the idea of breaking a sheet of balsa wood like a judo chop with my bell end :)

please tell me theres a video of this

werwt22
12-01-2008, 11:41 PM
mines pretty heavy. when fully erect its really heavy.