Location advice & tips

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

This type of thread comes up from time to time and for HA Legal purposes obviously could never be a sticky but it's something that should be made readily available to many of the "touring" women. Weekly I get asked by chicks [local or non-local] where's the best place for them to stay when they tour (or in many cases, where's the cheapest place to stay.)

To be fair putting up various hotels on this site or anywhere else would be stupid only because you never know who's reading and who might attempt to foil another girl's trip, etc.

With that in mind I thought it would be cool to give up a few pointers to chicks that might be reading this for places to look for and also to the dudes reading this of how to avoid sticking out like a sore thumb if you do go to escort. I can't do this alone, let's face it most of you guys know your trade secrets so feel free to share your expertise.

Ladies
Most of you frequent the CL [craigslist] and see chicks you know (or don't) usually giving up their information directly on the ad. For LE or (in worst cases) thieves who like to try and rob you in your hotel/motel rooms giving up this much info is usually the easiest way to get caught. With that in mind if you see a ton of chicks escorting in a particular area, do a search on forums like this to see what replies have been left about that particular area.
For example: Westbury, NY. When a chick posts that she's staying in Westbury most locals know she's at The Red Roof Inn or the Holiday Inn. Occasionally you'll see a chick trying to work out of places like the Howard Johnson until they realize that there are cameras on every corner of the roof not to mention a Ford Econoline van usually parked in the lot which belongs to the Nassau PD down the street on Brush Hollow Road. With that in mind, BE SMART!!!!!!!!!! If you see chicks working out of Westbury DON'T WORK IN WESTBURY. I'm just using that town as an example, there's tons of others.
Most of these towns are small towns in a county FULL OF small towns. You can find similar locations sometimes in the next small town over and LE & thief attention will be non-existant.

Also: set up a call answer pattern. Many of the [successful] women I know usually avoid most trouble because they ask a ton of questions on the phone before a potentia client even bothers to hop in the car. Things like "what do you do for work?" "are you married?" "how old are you?" etc. A true potential client will have no problem answering shit like this. Anyone else usually isn't worth your time, and by skipping the pattern you're possibly setting yourself up for the fall.

GUYS
If you want to see a chick and you aren't sure about the location SEARCH THE BOARD. 9 times out of 10 your questions have been posted on here. Hell if they haven't google search, you never know what you might find out about a particular area.

Also, don't ask dumb ass questions on the phone. #1 you'll probably lose your opportunity to see whoever you called and #2 it's futile. If you see a 50+ y/o chick on CL posting that she's got a 10" hammer between her legs and you foolishly call her to ask if it's really that big OR if you've seen a chick from Travesti who you KNOW is located in a European country but her pics are suddenly in your local CL area you KNOW the reality is IT'S BULLSHIT. Do a search on the board and see what you really come up with and save yourself a bait & switch trip.

Anyone want to add to this, feel free.............
JWBL

[Remy757Photog]

I'll add a tip or two for the guys, that I always hear complaints about from my models.

1 - Don't call asking for a discount because you are a member of such and such site.

2 - Don't call to have b/s conversationg thinking that you'll earn yourself a discount on her time/services.

3 - Don't show up to a meeting with these lovely ladies looking unkept or ungroomed. You MAY still get serviced but it'll make it that much harder to get a good performance from the gal.

4 - If you are a bottom or want to try being a bottom, clean yourself properly (ENEMA). I'm tired of hearing yucky stories and really it's just plain rude and nasty to put these gals in that position. Same can be said to some of the gals too btw.

5 - Be up front and honest about the experince you are trying to have with the girl. It'll make it easier on her giving you a good time.

6 - After your time is up, don't try to get some of your money back, (another complaint I've heard from the gals) you really do make matters worse for other potential clients in that area. This isn't Wal-Mart, there are no refund policies unless the escort offers it herself.

7 - For Fraks sake be safe and use protection!!!! (Sorry about the BG reference LOL I'm a geek)

8 - Have fun, it's your dime so you deserve that much. It doesn't hurt to make sure the escort has fun too though. Would it hurt to catch a movie and then get to the sexual stuff, or if time permits offer to take out for a bite to eat after the sex?

9 - Use escorts you've had a prior engagement with, most gals love repeat customers.

10 - If you show up to date 1 escort and she's sharing the room with another DO NOT try to hook up with the friend instead. All kinds of problems can arise. Date the gal you came for and then see about the friend or at the least a two girl show.

Just my thoughts...

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'll add a tip or two for the guys, that I always hear complaints about from my models.

1 - Don't call asking for a discount because you are a member of such and such site.

2 - Don't call to have b/s conversationg thinking that you'll earn yourself a discount on her time/services.

3 - Don't show up to a meeting with these lovely ladies looking unkept or ungroomed. You MAY still get serviced but it'll make it that much harder to get a good performance from the gal.

4 - If you are a bottom or want to try being a bottom, clean yourself properly (ENEMA). I'm tired of hearing yucky stories and really it's just plain rude and nasty to put these gals in that position. Same can be said to some of the gals too btw.

5 - Be up front and honest about the experince you are trying to have with the girl. It'll make it easier on her giving you a good time.

6 - After your time is up, don't try to get some of your money back, (another complaint I've heard from the gals) you really do make matters worse for other potential clients in that area. This isn't Wal-Mart, there are no refund policies unless the escort offers it herself.

7 - For Fraks sake be safe and use protection!!!! (Sorry about the BG reference LOL I'm a geek)

8 - Have fun, it's your dime so you deserve that much. It doesn't hurt to make sure the escort has fun too though. Would it hurt to catch a movie and then get to the sexual stuff, or if time permits offer to take out for a bite to eat after the sex?

9 - Use escorts you've had a prior engagement with, most gals love repeat customers.

10 - If you show up to date 1 escort and she's sharing the room with another DO NOT try to hook up with the friend instead. All kinds of problems can arise. Date the gal you came for and then see about the friend or at the least a two girl show.

Just my thoughts...

ty remy, awesome reply
and I'm a BG Fan also so you ain't a geek/nerd/or anything close to it

[BeardedOne]

Good thread.

I've discovered a couple of 'Tranny Central' locales in a couple of cities, but if the gurls play nice everything works out.

If you're in an upscale hotel (Inner city) try to spread your clientele out a bit, rather than piling them on top of each other. Sure, it makes good sense to overbook to cover no-shows, etc., but the traffic gets noticed. Even the Marriott has eyes on the elevators and when they sense some nefarious activity they can be quick to go code blue.

And WTF? Red Roof? Jeezus, =I= stay at Red Roof. Take it up a notch and stay at a real hotel with a lobby and a restaurant (Though the DC Red Roof actually qualifies for this). LE haunts the no-tell motels far more than they do the more upscale establishments, primarily because the management of the latter are more likely to shoo them away. You have a better venue, with a modicum of security, and many if not most of your clients will appreciate it.

Good sense tells you not to be Tommy Van Scoy when you post location (Founder of Van Scoy's Diamond Mine jewelry store, his ads gave directions thusly "At the Astro Shopping Center, across from the PNC Bank, down the road from the McDonald's, around the corner from the Wendy's that's next to the Exxon by the Wal-Mart...Yada, yada, yada"). Give your clients a decent geographical reference (Center city, airport, by the auto-mall, etc.) and let them suss it out later when you make the appointment. Saying shit like "The Red Roof, at 123 Main Street" just invites grief.

If she's entertaining anywhere near EWR (Newark/Liberty International), allow an additional thirty minutes to translate the damned roadsigns (You know who you are ;) ).

To the guys:

Not much to add here. Try not to be too dumbth on the phone (I almost always am) and be clean. Dress well if you've a mind to. Yah, you're getting your horn blown, but it's still a 'date', treat the lady with some respect. One gurl told me to 'Frump up' (I typically appear in a three-piece suit) the next time I see her because she is so used to seeing grubby, sweaty guys straight from the assembly line and I confuse her. That ain't right. If you want top notch service, give them something decent to work with.


A true potential client will have no problem answering shit like this.

Hell, they can't shut me up. :)

[tssexychanel]

great info common sense should not go out the window just cause you staring at naked flesh. this is still the net and things arent always as they appear. i know how much i sit back and watch no telling who sees what you sayin bout what you doing and where you are.

[tssexychanel]

I'll add a tip or two for the guys, that I always hear complaints about from my models.

1 - Don't call asking for a discount because you are a member of such and such site.

2 - Don't call to have b/s conversationg thinking that you'll earn yourself a discount on her time/services.

3 - Don't show up to a meeting with these lovely ladies looking unkept or ungroomed. You MAY still get serviced but it'll make it that much harder to get a good performance from the gal.

4 - If you are a bottom or want to try being a bottom, clean yourself properly (ENEMA). I'm tired of hearing yucky stories and really it's just plain rude and nasty to put these gals in that position. Same can be said to some of the gals too btw.

5 - Be up front and honest about the experince you are trying to have with the girl. It'll make it easier on her giving you a good time.

6 - After your time is up, don't try to get some of your money back, (another complaint I've heard from the gals) you really do make matters worse for other potential clients in that area. This isn't Wal-Mart, there are no refund policies unless the escort offers it herself.

7 - For Fraks sake be safe and use protection!!!! (Sorry about the BG reference LOL I'm a geek)

8 - Have fun, it's your dime so you deserve that much. It doesn't hurt to make sure the escort has fun too though. Would it hurt to catch a movie and then get to the sexual stuff, or if time permits offer to take out for a bite to eat after the sex?

9 - Use escorts you've had a prior engagement with, most gals love repeat customers.

10 - If you show up to date 1 escort and she's sharing the room with another DO NOT try to hook up with the friend instead. All kinds of problems can arise. Date the gal you came for and then see about the friend or at the least a two girl show.

Just my thoughts...

ty remy, awesome reply
and I'm a BG Fan also so you ain't a geek/nerd/or anything close to it


LIES HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE DORKS CLUB. LOL

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LIES HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE DORKS CLUB. LOL

did Foxy Brown just try to make a joke?

[mimiplastique]

thats why my trip was a secret ... i kept my location to myself until i was leaving that city ... no crazy people

[tssexychanel]

LIES HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE DORKS CLUB. LOL

did Foxy Brown just try to make a joke?

I get in where I can LOL Remy cool he one of my favs he got great taste in books, food and cameras. We love he.

[Remy757Photog]

LIES HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE DORKS CLUB. LOL

did Foxy Brown just try to make a joke?

I get in where I can LOL Remy cool he one of my favs he got great taste in books, food and cameras. We love he.

"I like being a geek!"
*summoning a geek aura around myself, walks around zapping everyone with a +10 geek points*

"Hahahaha Now come play RPG's with me, for we are now Kindred"

+20 geek points for anyone that knows which RPG I'm referring to, for geeks are cool! 8) :lol: I'm so silly

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

let's get back to the essentials of this thread

Chanel I'll be cussin you out in abundance later
Remy we'll make a sci-fi thread

[NYTSJulie]

Yes ladies,

When you go into the hotel you want to be DONE BITCHES. Show up with 16 of your best girl friends (none who speak English) and get one room. Then you want to click clack them heels and sashay through the lobby. With a phony pony to your ass crack, painted like you ready for war.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NYTSJulie]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol u know some girls do it just like that

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol u know some girls do it just like that

yeah there's 10 on Long Island right now, I can smell the cheap pony smelling weaves as the wind picks up