HBO & Showtime sex.................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Anyone else ever notice the sex scenes in either companies original series???

The women seem to be having unbelievable sex all the time, gasping for air, screaming, jumping up & down.

Are these companies trying to say something about how sex should be performed, because I know everyone is not getting that style of raunchy sex nightly, if they were the streets wouldn't be so full during the night.......

[Fox]

I stopped watching that kind of erotica because the acting is terrible (and by acting I'm including the sex sequences).

[bigfreddy]

Yeah, it's pretty unbelievable. But, it is television and if we can remember that, we can still get entertainment. I know wrestling is fake but watching WWE is still fun.

What I really want to know is why HBO has not produced any new Taxicab Confession episodes. Too much money for shit like John from Cincinatti, I guess.

[RubyTS]

LOL. I miss sweaty, dirty, panting, make-up melting sex. The kind where a nigga can make me totally submissive... it's been A m i n u t e...

[hwbs]

i miss old playboy shows when i was a pup like Electric Blue :)

[Deimos]

Meh.. when I can sit on my computer and go all over the web for my porn the HBO, Showtime and Cinemax shows loose their consistency.

One that I do enjoy watching is Real Sex on HBO. The main reason being is that, hey, it's real. Not only that, but it is informative and if it wasn't for HBO Real Sex I'd really would be clueless to the world of transgendered people.

[Richctdude]

yeah is funny

[tsntx]

thats a reason why the sex in real life is so bad

the guys think all they have to do is lay there w/ their hand over her genitals to make her have an amazing best sex ever experience

wrong

if a girl ACTs like that after or during sex w/ you

she is ACTING.... like an idiot

[hondarobot]

I don't imagine realistic "old married couple sex" would sell very well on cable. Imagine the scenario:

"Oh my God, she's drinking some bottled water and looking irritated. Now the guy is checking the time and suggesting mutual masturbation! Hopefully, they will later share some ice cream in observation of an anniversary, then get some sleep."

Not exactly great television, but certainly more realistic.

:)

[BeardedOne]

LOL. I miss sweaty, dirty, panting, make-up melting sex. The kind where a nigga can make me totally submissive... it's been A m i n u t e...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A minute? Dayum! You so slut-tay. :wink:

:lol:

[blckhaze]

Makes women look like extremely easy to please. So not the case




LOL. I miss sweaty, dirty, panting, make-up melting sex. The kind where a nigga can make me totally submissive... it's been A m i n u t e...

Sounds like a job for the spidermonkey or piledriver......


thats a reason why the sex in real life is so bad

the guys think all they have to do is lay there w/ their hand over her genitals to make her have an amazing best sex ever experience

wrong

if a girl ACTs like that after or during sex w/ you

she is ACTING.... like an idiot


pretty much.

[sockmonkey]

Anyone else ever notice the sex scenes in either companies original series???

The women seem to be having unbelievable sex all the time, gasping for air, screaming, jumping up & down.

Are these companies trying to say something about how sex should be performed, because I know everyone is not getting that style of raunchy sex nightly, if they were the streets wouldn't be so full during the night.......



Meh. These days when I have sex I just play audio loops of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Sure, it's entirely for the benefit of the neighbours, but I'll be damned if I don't get the ol' "knowing glance" and a pat on the back once or twice a week.

It's astonishing how much respect a thumping headboard and squeaky box-spring coupled with a blood-curdling "EERRRRAAAAAAHHRRRRRRRR!!!" can garner you in this day and age.

[sockmonkey]

LOL. I miss sweaty, dirty, panting, make-up melting sex. The kind where a nigga can make me totally submissive... it's been A m i n u t e...

Sounds like a job for the spidermonkey or piledriver......



...or the monkeydriver.


Best. Position. EVAR.