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natina
10-06-2008, 12:01 AM
Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House

(Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.”

Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”

Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”

In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.”

“All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.”

In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.

http://www.thelostnews.com/the-front-page/2008/9/30/mayor-in-russia-says-he-can-see-sarah-palin-showering-from-h.html

natina
10-06-2008, 03:49 AM
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/vp-debate-open-palin-biden/727421/




CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMypXCUWMw


Palin On Supreme Court Decisions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3r9YnOvSJw

the REALLY FUNNY ONES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r36Xc0GG4iQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdDqSvJ6aHc

DX4LIFE
10-06-2008, 03:56 AM
youre a fucking idiot why dont u get offline and make summin productive of youre life and society by doing summin not readind far liberal blogs dissing sumone and posting to youre own thread you dickwit

Oli
10-06-2008, 04:14 AM
youre a fucking idiot why dont u get offline and make summin productive of youre life and society by doing summin not readind far liberal blogs dissing sumone and posting to youre own thread you dickwit

Is this what passes for English in Texas?

trish
10-06-2008, 04:28 AM
a pictorial commentary :arrow:

Shemale_luver_str8
10-06-2008, 05:43 AM
youre a fucking idiot why dont u get offline and make summin productive of youre life and society by doing summin not readind far liberal blogs dissing sumone and posting to youre own thread you dickwit

Seriously. Dont bother typing if you cant even spell simple words like SOMETHING, SOMEONE, and READING.

natina
10-06-2008, 06:00 AM
in Texas, steers and queers


Matt Damon Absolutely Shreds Sarah Palin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvKFJ6iyGrI&feature=rec-fresh

Sarah Palin Plays The Flute - Looks Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvKFJ6iyGrI




McCain Team Says Palin Doesn't Have to Answer Questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flI8jUiVt5U


What Newspapers Does Sarah Palin Read?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_TozVnpE4

natina
10-06-2008, 06:02 AM
Sarah Palin Is Dumber Than Bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kiW0S-LJvI&feature=related

Matt Damon Absolutely Shreds Sarah Palin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvKFJ6iyGrI&feature=rec-fresh

Sarah Palin Plays The Flute - Looks Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvKFJ6iyGrI




McCain Team Says Palin Doesn't Have to Answer Questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flI8jUiVt5U


What Newspapers Does Sarah Palin Read?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_TozVnpE4

natina
10-06-2008, 06:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMF8lGE9azY&feature=related


FOX NEWS GOES AFTER PALIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqcyz3UDvGw&feature=related

natina
10-06-2008, 11:35 AM
EOL Staff



Los Angeles (E! Online) - "I was at a function, and a bunch of political types were there. And John McCain was there. He came up to say hello, I said, 'Look, don't even ask it. I will not be your vice president. I have to be on the top of the ticket.'"


Clint Eastwood, interviewed in People

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081005/en_celeb_eo/32494

chefmike
10-06-2008, 02:35 PM
youre a fucking idiot why dont u get offline and make summin productive of youre life and society by doing summin not readind far liberal blogs dissing sumone and posting to youre own thread you dickwit

LMFAO...and the short bus from Texas arrives to save the day once again...

scubaman
10-06-2008, 06:12 PM
Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House

(Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.”

Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”

Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”

In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.”

“All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.”

In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.

http://www.thelostnews.com/the-front-page/2008/9/30/mayor-in-russia-says-he-can-see-sarah-palin-showering-from-h.html

rotflmao

:claps :claps :claps

natina
10-06-2008, 09:57 PM
Obama's poll numbers spiked in battleground states and after McCain's campaign announced it was retreating from Michigan, Obama has opened up a nearly 100-point electoral-vote lead,



Posted: Monday, October 06, 2008 9:29 AM by Mark Murray
Filed Under: First Thoughts
From Chuck Todd, Mark Murray, Domenico Montanaro, and Carrie Dann


*** Obama at 264: A week after Obama's poll numbers spiked in battleground states and after McCain's campaign announced it was retreating from Michigan, Obama has opened up a nearly 100-point electoral-vote lead, according to NBC’s new map. Obama now has a 264-174 advantage over McCain, up from his 212-174 edge last week. The changes are all in Obama’s direction: We’ve moved Michigan, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin from Toss-up to Lean Obama. Also, every single Toss-up state is now a red state, and we are close to moving another red state -- Missouri -- to the Toss-up column. But let's remember: This is where the RACE IS RIGHT NOW, not where we expect the race to be in a month. And we move a state into lean when we believe there's significant evidence based on our reporting and a few of the public polls (we trust) that a candidate has a lead of five points or more.

Likely Obama: CA, CT, DE, DC, HI, IL, ME, MD, MA, NY, RI, VT (157 electoral votes)
Lean Obama: IA, MI, MN, NH, NJ, NM, OR, PA, WA, WI (107 votes)





http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/06/1497767.aspx




THE MAP
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553/#map

stimpy17
10-07-2008, 04:41 AM
Lots of people are intimidated by a strong Woman.
Sad really. I would think that NOW would back her and promote a female VP but instead all I hear are jokes and baseless innuendos.

Which in my mind means only one thing, you're afraid of her. Good, you should be. Your world is about to change.

Shemale_luver_str8
10-07-2008, 06:05 AM
Lots of people are intimidated by a strong Woman.
Sad really. I would think that NOW would back her and promote a female VP but instead all I hear are jokes and baseless innuendos.

Which in my mind means only one thing, you're afraid of her. Good, you should be. Your world is about to change.

Strong Woman??? She left her autistic kid to run for VP. Shes got what 5 kids, and a grandkid? She has no right to be running for Vp. She comes from a State that i bet if you ask the guy from texas where it is, he'll say UMMM South???. Also She has no FOREIGN POLICY except for the canadians on the other side of the border. THATS IT. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrShow52
10-07-2008, 07:57 AM
I remember why I stopped coming here, palinangels.com used to be a great site for shemales, now it's just an omg palin fest. I find it funny people even bother to post all this politics crap in the general discussion, who comes to a tranny board to talk politics? Like do you think you're doing Obama a favor by bashing palin to a bunch of dudes who fap to shemales? Go read a blog or something, or make your own. Mods please crack down?

natina
10-08-2008, 09:20 PM
Oh please, we are tired of your whining.

On the front page of the forum there must be at least 20 different threads: Big cocks, small cocks, feet, asses, tits, escorts, NYC parties, movies, music, new dvds, et cetera. Who is forcing you to look at this or any political thread? There is nothing misleading about the title of this thread. You don't like it? Then don't click the damned thing. Jesus H. Christ. Give us all a break.




I remember why I stopped coming here, palinangels.com used to be a great site for shemales, now it's just an omg palin fest. I find it funny people even bother to post all this politics crap in the general discussion, who comes to a tranny board to talk politics? Like do you think you're doing Obama a favor by bashing palin to a bunch of dudes who fap to shemales? Go read a blog or something, or make your own. Mods please crack down?


its America

stay free

natina
10-10-2008, 10:50 PM
lol very funny and informative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0teLVZvsUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cujI-OwK__s



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0teLVZvsUs



http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=38305