the eyeroll.......................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ever had an orgasm so good that your eyes rolled in what seemed to be up and back in your head?!?

if so what position were you doing when you had it?

[NYTSJulie]

On my back with my knees on my shoulders, guys hands on the back of my legs.

[MrsKellyPierce]

not sex, but oral lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Fleshlight after watching Meghan Chav destroy some poor schmuck

Fleshlight after watching Nina Hartley get pounded in some 90's flick

Fleshlight after watching something Jennifer Justice sent me (hehe, hey woman)

and my personal favorite, my ex gg friend who used to strip, you know how you're cumming and you don't wanna be touched while that sperm is exiting your body? She would grip my dick with her pussy and basically pump me dry while riding me.......
Think I'll stop by her job in a few and say hi......

[flabbybody]

I wouldn't have given that up so easily JW

[BeardedOne]

Fleshlight after watching Meghan Chav destroy some poor schmuck

Fleshlight after watching Nina Hartley get pounded in some 90's flick

Fleshlight after watching something Jennifer Justice sent me (hehe, hey woman)

I truly love my Fleshlight (Bought at Kim Airs' 'Grand Opening' in my olde home towne of Brookline, MA), and my eyes have popped for it on occasion.

Though I think my ultimate eye rolls were when I first discovered that I could have multiple Os while being fisted and that one time when I was making a rear delivery with my last lover (3G) and I popped out, then back in just as the fireworks began.

Oy! I'll have nice dreams tonite. :D

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I wouldn't have given that up so easily JW

man look Flab

I have stories that would make people on here push their staples.com pc chairs away from their pc and look at the monitor

thats not the point

I like Meghan on film, I met Nina Hartley and loved her films since a kid, and I adore Jenn Justice (long legged bitch)

so what if I thought about em during a fleshlight session, it is what it is

I guarantee it won't stop me from being offered some ass to smash

now.................. when are we going Fedora shopping?

[blckhaze]

my 4th time having sex.

This asian girl gave me THE ABSOLUTE BEST BLOWJOB. God she shouldve taught a class at a university.

Ive been on the other side of the eyeroll a good couple times.
Only problem: some chicks hold their breathe and pass out, leaving you with that awkward "do i call 911" moment

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Only problem: some chicks hold their breathe and pass out, leaving you with that awkward "do i call 911" moment

note to Brotha Haze: not if but WHEN Kelly passes out take some of that Rush out of her purse.................she'll wake right up ;)

and when she does......................

make sure she knows these Lyrics bruh:

Ol' man river,
Dat ol' man river
He mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes'keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.

He don' plant taters/tators,
He don't plant cotton,
An' dem dat plants'em
is soon forgotten,
But ol'man river,
He jes keeps rollin'along.

You an'me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin' an' racket wid pain,
Tote dat barge!
Lif' dat bale!
Git a little drunk
An' you land in jail.

Ah gits weary
An' sick of tryin'
Ah'm tired of livin'
An' skeered of dyin',
But ol' man river,
He jes'keeps rolling' along.

[Colored folks work on de Mississippi,
Colored folks work while de white folks play,
Pullin' dose boats from de dawn to sunset,
Gittin' no rest till de judgement day.
or musical part]

Don't look up
An' don't look down,
You don' dast make
De white boss frown.
Bend your knees
An'bow your head,
An' pull date rope
Until you' dead.)

Let me go 'way from the Mississippi,
Let me go 'way from de white man boss;
Show me dat stream called de river Jordan,
Dat's de ol' stream dat I long to cross.

O' man river,
Dat ol' man river,
He mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin'
He jes' keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.

Long ol' river forever keeps rollin' on...

He don' plant tater,
He don' plant cotton,
An' dem dat plants 'em
Is soon forgotten,
but ol' man river,
He jes' keeps rollin' along.

Long ol' river keeps hearing dat song.
You an' me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin an' racked wid pain.
Tote dat barge!
Lif' dat bale!
Git a little drunk
An' you land in jail.

Ah, gits weary
An' sick of tryin'
Ah'm tired of livin'
An' skeered of dyin',
But ol' man river,
He jes'keeps rollin' along!

[Alyssa87]

lol. cant say i've had the pleasure.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol. cant say i've had the pleasure.

Holland Tunnel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blckhaze]

LMAO @ JW



lol. cant say i've had the pleasure.

messing with them tiny ones.

step up to major leagues lil mama. The bats are bigger, and the pitchers can hit the corners ;)

[Alyssa87]

Oh goodness, i set myself up for that, didnt i?http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/40.gif

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

damn sure did
it's aight though
nothing compared to the hell awaiting various other cuties as they come into the Big Apple

[Alyssa87]

mimi is doing the maury show next week :)

[Wino the SuperHero]

My ex used to give me the best head.
I would have the MOST MIND SHATTERING ORGASMS.
So intense it would take me like 20 minutes to get myself together after wards.
I almost married her.

[blckhaze]

dont change the subject now alyssa.

your not under the radar anymore.

[Alyssa87]

lol whats the subject?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol whats the subject?

the tunnel

holla

[Quinn]

Hell yes. Blowing my load in a beautiful woman's ass will do it to me about half of the time.

-Quinn

[transmaven]

quick tip for more frequent eyerollery:

take 2-3 grams of l-arginine on an empty stomach 2 hours before showtime

take 2 Source Naturals OptiZinc when first on stage

eyes will roll

[TheGuard]

I wouldn't have given that up so easily JW

man look Flab

I have stories that would make people on here push their staples.com pc chairs away from their pc and look at the monitor

thats not the point

I like Meghan on film, I met Nina Hartley and loved her films since a kid, and I adore Jenn Justice (long legged bitch)

so what if I thought about em during a fleshlight session, it is what it is

I guarantee it won't stop me from being offered some ass to smash

now.................. when are we going Fedora shopping?

Adoring Jenn Justice isn't a hard thing to do - oh no, I punned...

[BeardedOne]

Only problem: some chicks hold their breathe and pass out, leaving you with that awkward "do i call 911" moment

I knew one GG that did that almost every time. Made me crazy, as I thought I'd killed her. :shock:

Last I heard, she was doing CDs in London (She talked like Fran Dresher, but sang like an angel).

[blckhaze]

Only problem: some chicks hold their breathe and pass out, leaving you with that awkward "do i call 911" moment

I knew one GG that did that almost every time. Made me crazy, as I thought I'd killed her. :shock:

Last I heard, she was doing CDs in London (She talked like Fran Dresher, but sang like an angel).


lol i know.
first time it happened to me, it was with a white girl.
omg i thought id be in jail for life lol.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

jail for life? nah that's being married to Kelly

lol @ the thought of my brother pickin cotton while that racist bitch sat on a porch with a shotgun in 1 hand and a fresh glass of lemonade in the other

Glad I aint in Dixie

[Thatiger23]

jail for life? nah that's being married to Kelly

lol @ the thought of my brother pickin cotton while that racist bitch sat on a porch with a shotgun in 1 hand and a fresh glass of lemonade in the other

Glad I aint in Dixie
WOW LMAO

[blckhaze]

jail for life? nah that's being married to Kelly

lol @ the thought of my brother pickin cotton while that racist bitch sat on a porch with a shotgun in 1 hand and a fresh glass of lemonade in the other

Glad I aint in Dixie


rofl
man you know damn it be like that scene in the movie "Life" when the warden was holding up the baby next to all the inmates trying to figure who the daddy.

[ted naves]

I have stories that would make people on here push their staples.com pc chairs away from their pc and look at the monitor

funny

[bulldog]

have not had it happen, havent met the right woman