Tales From An Escort's Boyfriend

[2754tim]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

[blckhaze]

*feels sorry for tim*


way tmi

[2754tim]

Thanks Haze,I need it

[Justawannabe]

couldn't handle that level... just wow... more power to you for jumpin' into that breech... the girls deserve some love with all that shit flying around.

Sean

[TsVanessa69]

I never discuss those things with my bf.
Totally not cool

[Alyssa87]

and THATS why Alyssa doesnt work ads.

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[mrbig]

tim, stop being a wuss, just tell her to stfu!
shes just behavin in a very reprehensible manner, I would def. leave the room if she would talk bout this shit.
Thats why im never ever going to date an escort, im one jealous mofo.

mrbig

[jimbobw2]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

What are you an idiot retard?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

lol So are you also her therapist now Tim? :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[River]

Geez it's 2.5 inches, and it was cold in the room.

[Solitary Brother]

For some strange sick perverse reason I like this thread.
How can you even begin to feel comfortable enough to tell someone you blow dogs?
I mean even the most DEPRAVED wrong sexual fantasy I have ever had is Mary Poppins-like compared to this shit.
Its like an instant ego boost......"oh ....Im not so perverted after all".

[2754tim]

Hah...this shit gets to be too much.I side with Vanessa.As in,"I really don't want to hear it"

[trapmasta]

mlaoaooaoaoaoo
dogz need love to

[SemperFiGuy]

I dated an escort for a few months. I'm NOT going to complain, but the emotional level just wasn't there. I started out as a customer, it was my first time since the mid 90's that I've been with the one thing that truely makes me feel OK inside my heart, a special girl (TS).

She was attracted to me as well, and it did evolve into a good friendship, but it wasn't the true love I need.

Most of her stories were of middle aged men, away from their wife, wanting to experiment. Nothing to write home about, good or bad.

[BeardedOne]

Geez it's 2.5 inches, and it was cold in the room.

"I was in the POOL!"

[jniowa]

I think its hilarious, I would love to hear more crazy stories.

[qeuqheeg222]

i got an insanely jealous ex-tsgirlfriend who now likes to supplement her income with a bit of escortin or frollickin with the old,bald,white,sugardaddies(who are bottom),yet she always calls me to complain how she cant keep a boyfiend for very long or how they are full of bullshit..blah blah...i was with her for 5 drama filled yrs but couldnt take the bullshit that she claimed was"all part of the lifestyle"....now she wants to get back together while still escortin...i called her b.s. and said yer jealous ass could never stand the fact that i might be out gettin some too while you make yer freelance moneys...escort relationships always seem to have some kind of catch...one person is unemployed andsmokin all the weed on the couch all day while the other ho's....blah blah..i got tons of stories...

[Self_jones]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

you cant make a ho a house wife Tim!!!!!
what the fuck is so funny about that!! Respect

[Legend]

I wonder what sparks up that kind of conversation.

[Veronica420]

Geez it's 2.5 inches, and it was cold in the room.

Ha ha :lol: Good one!

[2754tim]

Hara Wrote


lol So are you also her therapist now Tim?


It's time to seek the wise counsel of Hara :D

[drock]

some guy blows his dog.. damn I guess some mutha fukcas don't care what kind of dick they get..

[msbhaven]

EWWWWWWWWW dog dick!!!