About getting "bottomed"

[Mas]

Forgive me for any bad English for it's not my native language. But anyways, I'm new! 23 years old. Born and raised in the Dutch capital: Amsterdam. I figured the best way to introduce myself was to open a new topic. So here we go.

Before getting fucked by a shemale, don't you need to like clean your butthole first? I'm planning to visit a shemale in Amsterdam's RLD, and I would hate my first time to change into a fucking mess you know...

So, any tips on this subject?

[LG]

Mas,

Firstly, welcome!!!

Though I've never been topped, I know the usual procedure is an enema or an anal douche, which can get at most sex shops and also to have a good wash.

You may want to check out one of these sites:

http://www.tperkins.com/anal/rinsing_out.html
http://www.analsexyes.com/prepared.shtml
http://www.analsexyes.com/enemas.shtml
http://health.ivillage.com/sexualhealth/0,,7558qs10,00.html?ice=iv%7Cwb%7Canalsex

By the way, I may be in Amsterdam soon. Where can one find transexuals escorts?

[DHaswood]

1) Plan the anal sex in advance:

Give yourself a couple days notice for cleaning, diet, etc.
Take time to plan it.
Treat yourself right.
Get to know your body.
Don't rush the steps below. Take your time.
Get better at balancing your tolerance for pain/pleasure. Anal sex is a tightrope between "mmm" and "ouch". Only you can determine that threshold. Its subjective and personal.
Shave your anus and ass crack. have a partner help. Nobody likes a hairy butthole. Get used to shaving so you don't have razor burn! Don't use old razor blades.
Dont use cheap toilet paper. Momma didn't raise no fool.



2) Diet (eat this stuff for 48 hours):

Fruit
Veggies
Whole wheat
Eat ruffage like salads, etc.
Fiber! Grains, etc
Yogurt
No mexican food! No greasy food! You are what you eat!
Dont drink beer.
Dont drink milk.
Eat little or no cheese.
No corn.
No nuts.
Drink LOTS of water and Gatorade.







3) Supplements (48 hours in advance of anal sex)

I use FiberOne or other fiber pills/drink mixtures. This helps the poo come out in chunks. Very clean and organized. No runny stuff or icky blobs. (Sorry to be so blunt...but hey! You asked! LOL)




3) Fast: Quit eating for the next 12+ hours if you REALLY wanna be clean. If nothing goes in, then nothing can come out. I suggest yougurt, juices, snacks.





5) Prep #1 = Clean (2-4 hours in advance of anal sex)

Enema with warm water. I do 5 enema bags minimum. Do it until the water is clear. Do your homework on this to be safe. Only you can fully know your own body. Be careful. Research this!
Shave your asshole and crack 1 last time.






6) Prep #2 = Practice (1-2 hours in advance of anal sex)

I uses buttplugs and dildos to get ready. I use lots of lube. If its messy then I repeat step 4.
Buttplugs for the stretch. Open wide! I enjoy really wide plugs.
Dildos for the depth. Not too deep. Not too hard.
I prefer realsitic pornstar dildos (I have a ton)
Clean your toys!

Shower!





7) Anal sex- The moment of truth:

Bring condoms
Bring Lube (I prefer Eros, an expensive but amazing lube. Dont buy crappy cheap lube!)
Bring towels
Know your limits. Too thick? Too deep? Too many cocks? You decide.
Bring toys if you need them for warm-ups (I bring a dildo and a buttplug)
Bring poppers if you need them. be careful with it. Do your homework.
Bring some Baby Oral-Gel. This can help numb that booty. Be careful with it. Dont use it unless you have tested it. This is an old pornstar tactic for those bigger cocks scenes. Dont use it if you dont need it. Dont rely on this stuff. Its like training wheels. LOL.
Burn candles and create a nice ambience.
Lower the light.
Use lots of lube. More! More!
Bring baby wipes.
Stop if it hurts.
Shower afterwards.
Dont be embarrased or ashamed of farting noises or small messes (discolored lube, etc). Its natural. Most tops get turned on by farting holes. Its like the butthole is talking to ya! LOL







Notes:

Dont be ashamed of your body.
Get familair with your diet and bowel movements cycle.
If you follow these directions, and your top man is still disgusted with your asshole, then he's not worth your time. Afterall, everybody poops! Men have misconceptions of how the ass works during sex. I blame editing and production tricks in the porn industry for this. Anal sex looks so squeaky clean in pornos usually. The porn would has made men think the butthole is just a 2nd vagina and not a poop chute - lol.
Understand how your body processes food. carbs, fats and proteins.
Dont have anal sex with tops who dont respect you and your body.





Email me for more advice. I will help if I can. :0)

dhaswood@yahoo.com

[MISTYNITELY]

I 'M so glad u are givin the men some pointers in that dept its DEFINATELY needed.I had this hot guy over once and he bttm for me and as i was doing it i got that odor and i could see it on the condom.I automatically stopped and told him to clean up.HE did that and asked could i continue i was like NO thats ok.i couldnt beleive he asked me that .And he had bttmed b4 so there was no reason 4 it .MY image of our good rime was ruined i could care if he comes back or not and thats a shame.This one other time a guy even said hed grab dinner b4 he came over for some fun and u know what my reply was.."i guess ill see u another time" lol.I mean evryone makes mistakes but it doesnt make sense to be ahabitual bttm and be dirty.i shave my pubes thats why i dont go all the way to the base unless i know he has cleaned himself b4 that .After i top anyone i always put some sort of cleaner in that area like peroxide or alcohol wipes or something.Hey i know its an ass but dirty booty is NASTY!PLAIN AND SIMPLE,and as for the ladies if she is dirty and has an accident and its not watery like she hasnt at least tried to clean {once again mistakes happen}U just won the lottery and u won urself a dirty ho lol.BE safe all douche them asses trim them diks and buttholes {and backs too lol}!and most of all RAPP ITT UPP!!

[Chica]

mas, jouw engels is perfekt / your english is perfect :D

[MISTYNITELY]

OF course im AMERICAN what am i supposed to ]say " yo i had this experience ya know what im sayin"..etc.i dont get what u meant by that sorry.

[romeo]

Misty
she was replying to mas :wink:


mas, jouw engels is perfekt / your english is perfect :D

[MISTYNITELY]

THANK U !MY APOLOGIES

[Mas]

Forgive me for my terribly late reply! But I used your advice, and it all went very smooth and clean :D

I didn't like it though. It didn't hurt or anything, but I guess it's just not my cup of tea. Again, thanks for all the tips!

[Mas]

By the way, I may be in Amsterdam soon. Where can one find transexuals escorts?
I'm probably too late, but I do not recommend taking a transsexual escort in Amsterdam. This for the simple reason that there are few, if any transsexuals here offering escort services.

Just go to the Red Light District. There are plenty of hot shemales over there, if you know where to look for them.

[Mas]

mas, jouw engels is perfekt / your english is perfect :D
Dankjewel! Ben je Nederlands?

[Realgirls4me]

I talked to a girl the other day who said she was a functional bottom. Okay, I get the bottom part as anyone with half a brain might deduce, but what's with the "functional" part ? A bottom is a bottom is a bottom, is it not ?



:?

[blckhaze]

I talked to a girl the other day who said she was a functional bottom. Okay, I get the bottom part as anyone with half a brain might deduce, but what's with the "functional" part ? A bottom is a bottom is a bottom, is it not ?



:?guess she can still come, but prefers to be a bottom. maybe she likes head. can you really blame em though?