Interpret my dream!

[tsmandy]

Ok, you have been warned this is perhaps not the most ladylike discussion....

So I had this crazy dream this morning and I would like help interpreting it.

I'm sucking cock, its not that big, not that small just average. As I'm blowing this guy it sounds an awful lot like...you guessed it the most hated president ever George W. Bush. I pull his cock out of my mouth and he gets on his knees and then I take a big shit in his mouth.

WTF?

I have at times had dreams which foretold the future, would anybody care to help me interpret this dream?

I'm being 60% serious, but I'm not lying about the dream. I shit you not.

[Trogdor]

Either he's gonna have a scandel revealing something hypocritcal about himself, he's gonna get fucked over by the people and groups he is opposed to, or something like that, or Dubya is gonna be fucked up big time and all his haters are gonna kick him when he's down.

They said if you see shit in your dreams, lots of money is coming, though.

[hondarobot]

Well, you are attracted to power, in this case the US President. At the same time, you want to shit in his mouth because he's (George W. Bush) an evil person.

That would be my interpretation, and I'm a Jedi, so keep your shit reserved for the evil doers. I'll take your ass, though.

:wink:

[Trogdor]

Jedis are over rated :P

[FTWard]

I don't know but I am running out and buying a W mask just in case...

[Odelay]

Well, some interpret all characters in a dream as you, but I've always found that bullshit. And since no one wants to be the most hated man in the universe, I think you deserve the benefit of the doubt that the George W Bush in your dream was not a manifestation of you.

Bush represents power and authority. In fact, his super-authoritarian presidency makes him an ultra symbol of that for you. You start out blowing him so it might be a signal that you're bending unnecessarily to some power being exerted upon you. But in fact, the power seems rather wimpy since it was such a little dick. By shitting in his mouth maybe your unconscious is telling you to rebel against that power or authority.

Knowing you're from Portland, I can't help but think that maybe the little dick is actually the too short summers we have in the Pacific NW where it often is rainy far into July and then we're lucky to get dry months in August and Sept.

Well... that's the best I can do.

[tsmandy]

Well, you are attracted to power, in this case the US President. At the same time, you want to shit in his mouth because he's (George W. Bush) an evil person.

That would be my interpretation, and I'm a Jedi, so keep your shit reserved for the evil doers. I'll take your ass, though.

:wink:

See I just assumed he was a client...

I'm a taurus if that helps anyone in their interpretations.

Thanks for the guesses guys... Keep em coming, especially the ones that involve me making more money, I especially like those.

[Trogdor]

I don't know but I am running out and buying a W mask just in case...

Did not know you were into that. :lol:

Get some altoids ready. :wink: :mrgreen:

[hondarobot]

Fuckin-A, Mandy has got a nice butt. Quit distracting me, I've got some sort of thing come up here next week, or not. Heh. I have no idea what's going on at the moment.

[tsmandy]

Well, some interpret all characters in a dream as you, but I've always found that bullshit. And since no one wants to be the most hated man in the universe, I think you deserve the benefit of the doubt that the George W Bush in your dream was not a manifestation of you.

Bush represents power and authority. In fact, his super-authoritarian presidency makes him an ultra symbol of that for you. You start out blowing him so it might be a signal that you're bending unnecessarily to some power being exerted upon you. But in fact, the power seems rather wimpy since it was such a little dick. By shitting in his mouth maybe your unconscious is telling you to rebel against that power or authority.

Knowing you're from Portland, I can't help but think that maybe the little dick is actually the too short summers we have in the Pacific NW where it often is rainy far into July and then we're lucky to get dry months in August and Sept.

Well... that's the best I can do.

no, this is progress. I don't think it was an act of malice the mouth crapping, I think it was done to fulfill GW's wish for tgirl caca, at least that was my feeling in the dream.

As for the short summer, yes it is very short, but it is undeniably beautiful and pleasant unlike shrub.

[Bigguy]

I'm sucking cock, its not that big, not that small just average. As I'm blowing this guy it sounds an awful lot like...you guessed it the most hated president ever George W. Bush. I pull his cock out of my mouth and he gets on his knees and then I take a big shit in his mouth.
Maybe is just means that the president is just an average man and you want to give him shit for it?

[francisfkudrow]

According to freakydreams.com, to see a penis in your dream symbolizes sexual energy, power and fertility. To dream that you are sucking on something indicates that you need emotional nurturance. You are expressing a desire to escape from your daily responsibilities.

To see the president in your dream symbolizes authority, power and control, but it also may represent your personal views and opinions of the president and his actions.

To see or come in contact with feces signifies aspects of yourself that are dirty and negative and which you believe to be undesirable and repulsive.

Now this site doesn't address the possibility that it is someone else that is coming in contact with the feces, but we can infer that the dream signifies aspects of the president that are dirty, negative, undesirable and repulsive, since he was the one that came in contact with the feces.

So I would say that the dream basically says you want to escape from the societal "responsibility" to acknowledge the authority of and support the President because of his dirty and repulsive qualities.

[Baron Of Hell]

I think it would all depend on you. The same dream would mean different things to different people. The dream is made up of your experiences, desires, and fears. It is your subconscious telling you something.

What does sucking dick mean to you? What does president bush mean to you? What does taking a crap in your mouth mean to you? Its all relative. If I had this dream it would mean I think bush is fucking me over and is about fuck me over even more before he is out of office. But that is just for me. Maybe you like bush, blowjobs, and eating crap. Or maybe you just like being dominated by someone you dislike. I don't know. Only you can know for sure.

[tsmandy]

I think it would all depend on you. The same dream would mean different things to different people. The dream is made up of your experiences, desires, and fears. It is your subconscious telling you something.

What does sucking dick mean to you? What does president bush mean to you? What does taking a crap in your mouth mean to you? Its all relative. If I had this dream it would mean I think bush is fucking me over and is about fuck me over even more before he is out of office. But that is just for me. Maybe you like bush, blowjobs, and eating crap. Or maybe you just like being dominated by someone you dislike. I don't know. Only you can know for sure.

No, I crapped in his mouth, and he was obviously enjoying it. I was not grossed out, just puzzled.

[tsmandy]

According to freakydreams.com, to see a penis in your dream symbolizes sexual energy, power and fertility. To dream that you are sucking on something indicates that you need emotional nurturance. You are expressing a desire to escape from your daily responsibilities.

To see the president in your dream symbolizes authority, power and control, but it also may represent your personal views and opinions of the president and his actions.

To see or come in contact with feces signifies aspects of yourself that are dirty and negative and which you believe to be undesirable and repulsive.

Now this site doesn't address the possibility that it is someone else that is coming in contact with the feces, but we can infer that the dream signifies aspects of the president that are dirty, negative, undesirable and repulsive, since he was the one that came in contact with the feces.

So I would say that the dream basically says you want to escape from the societal "responsibility" to acknowledge the authority of and support the President because of his dirty and repulsive qualities.

Thank you Francis you are an adorable kitten.

[Tomfurbs]

It means you have a subconcious desire to run for president in 2012.

TSMandy '12. You heard it here first!

[tsmandy]

It means you have a subconcious desire to run for president in 2012.

TSMandy '12. You heard it here first!

Pass. I have a desire to do something else in 2012.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Honestly I'm wondering whether or not you filled up a gas tank the night before. I'm thinking the dream meant you attempted to suck the average Joe dry then took a giant dump on him kind of like Bush and his administration did to us the past 8 years......

[tsmandy]

Honestly I'm wondering whether or not you filled up a gas tank the night before. I'm thinking the dream meant you attempted to suck the average Joe dry then took a giant dump on him kind of like Bush and his administration did to us the past 8 years......

I do not understand this gas tank reference. I took a tylenol pm before bed, but Oregon is like Jersey we don't pump our gas.

Anyways, George Bush is not the average Joe, he is one of the most powerful people in the country.

I often have strange dreams though, this one was one of the funnier ones.

[zukkobaby]

You're not the only one who would shit on him, he's been shitting on most of the country for 8 years now.

[JelenaCD]

i have no ability to interpet your dream yet it's clear you hate the president , i guess that's the new fashion these days like it's cool or something !

[dan_drade]

The answer is easy. You don't like the president. But no worries, you are one in millions that feels the same way. I am no fan of his either and I cant wait for the beginning if next year when he will finally be gone for good.

[lilballs]

If you were thinking of, worrying about, your income taxes that day I would suggest it had something to do with that. Sucking Dubya's wee wee was paying the taxes and taking a dookie in his mouth represents your feelings about paying your taxes.

Or, perish the thought, you are attracted to Dubya. I always had a thing for Laura Bush. That would be a cool story; Laura is a shemale who escorts and I "pay" her a visit in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Anyway, kool dream thanks for sharing it.

[tsmandy]

i have no ability to interpet your dream yet it's clear you hate the president , i guess that's the new fashion these days like it's cool or something !

Yes, it is way cool to hate the president 8)

Originally I thought he was a swell guy, you know back when he was executing prisoners with severe mental retardation and defrauding the state of Texas, but now that he's no longer hip I say shit in his mouth.

First of all, it was a dream, and I am not lying about it. Second, I sucked his cock and then crapped in his mouth, at his request. I have peed on clients before and enjoyed it, so it isn't the biggest stretch of the imagination to think that a high dollar client would ask me to crap in his mouth. I think I was feeling repulsed which turned me on, because I'm a dirty dirty girl.

Hating George Bush is pointless, since in my mind he's just a symptom of the disease, not the disease itself.