Post your worst stalker stories.

[Tomfurbs]

Ladies, this shouldn't be too taxing.

Dudes, post your worst post break-up stories. You know: girlfriends who have just gone batshit for whatever reason.

I had a flatmate once whose casual fling pulled the whole 'OMG I'M PREGNANT ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL LET'S GET MARRIED POSTHASTE' routine with him. When he asked repeatedly to see her pregnancy tests she kept making up excuses. After he realised that she was pretty much making this shit up, he eventually broke off any contact with her, at which point she turned completely religious-psycho on him (she was Greek Orthodox, and apparently took that stuff really seriously, which hadn't stopped her fucking the guy in the first place lol). Made the poor dude's life hell.

My personal worst story involves getting my windows egged, my best mate's car keyed, and my sister harassed.

What are your tales of woe? Let the psychosity commence!

[TS DANIELLE FOXXX]

Ok I had a few...

The scariest one was this guy who said he was GOING TO be my "manager" and he was not gonna take no for an answer.

He said if I didn't comply he would set up video cameras and follow my clients, get their license plate numbers and blackmail them... EEEK

Nope this is not a scary movie, and it gets worst...

He goes online and posts all kinds of AOL, craigslist profiles on me saying I have Stds and Hiv, trying to ruin my name.

As I was shopping one day with my friend Kyle Foxxx, he jumps the curb on Hollywood Blvd. with his car and chases after me saying he has a gun.

That's when I called 911 and gave them his plate number. After that he sorta fell off the map. I bought "a few" protection devices. Including one of those police tazers that shoot the darts into the flesh... I love that thing. Can't wait for him to show up again... LOL

One dart on each eye... or better yet ... when he is on the ground I will make sure he doesn't pass on his fucked up DNA.

[londonrussianblond]

OOOOH LORDY !! HERE WE GOOOOO!!!! THERS BEEN SOOO MANY,, WELL I HAD A SUGADADDY FOR ABOUT A YEAR OR SO,, REALLLY UGLY LOOKIN LIKE SOMETHING FROM LORD OF THE RINGS,,, HE GOT SO OBSESSIVE,, HE USED TO STALK ME OUTSIDE MY APT,, FOLLOW ME SHOPPING,,, CALL ME,,EMAIL ME CONSTANTLY,,, AND WHEN HE REALISED THER WAS NO LOVE ON MY PART ,, HE KILLED HIMSELF ,,, WAS HORRIBLE,,, HE WAS A LAWYER AND VERY WELL OFF,,, BOUGHT ME LOADS OF BITS HERE N THERE,,, I JUST COULDNT STAND THE SIGHT OF HIM,,, POOR GUY REALLY,,,,,,, ALSO A RECENT EX IS IN PRISON FOR BREAKING INTO MY OLD APT,, AND GBH ,, PLUS OTHER CHARGES,,,, HES STILL WRITING TO ME FROM PRISON,, ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE I DUMPED HIS SORRY ASS AND THE BITCH STILL KEEPS BUGGING ME!!!!

[Tomfurbs]

Firstly...thanyou for your contribution, ladies. This must be the first HA thread where two post-ops have posted back to back, lol awesome!


secondly... londonrussianblond: holy fuck!. I mean really holy fucking christ on a stick with bells on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[slinky]

It's interesting how you think it's always the girls the one being stalked.

[Tomfurbs]

Read the original post again dude.

I don't think that at all.

[londonrussianblond]

WITH A TOPIC LIKE THIS IM SURE THE GIRLS HAVE GOT ALOT OF STORIES TO TELL!!!!!!! GIVE IT TIME THIS THREAD WILL BE FULL OF REPLIES!!!!!!!!!

[JustMeHere]

There was a girl a few years back who I had never dated (we had been close friends a few years before this story). She cornered my girlfriend in a tool shed (they were both in a college theater tech class together), threatened her, and told her all about our relationship ... which had never happened. When my girlfriend told me about this I called the girl up (I still had her number even though we hadn't spoken in a while) and asked her why she told my girlfriend we had dated. Her response was that she didn't say that and my girlfriend must have heard her wrong. Nice cover.

[TS DANIELLE FOXXX]

How about this email I just got:

" I'd just seen your webpage, and I saw you at the Ralph's on ********. I live right by there, and I recognized you and the tatoo on your shoulder. You were there with your Mom, I think.

Anyway, your body looked just as enticing in person.

Say hi if you want... "

[Odelay]

Never been stalked, but I was a stalker once. It was the most deeply ashamed I've ever been. It was due to an abrupt ending of a 6 month relationship. She broke up with me on my birthday. Ha ha! I can laugh about it now. Since we were getting along great and having great sex just the week before, I could not figure it out. So I cruised by her house on a couple of nights to see if she was maybe seeing some other guy. Finally, on the 3rd time in about 3 weeks, someone from her neighborhood watch caught me. The next day the cops stopped by my apartment and told me to cool it.

Stalking is serious shit. Victims of stalking should be very careful. Getting the police involved is essential. It might not be a panacea in all cases but for some cases it can stop the shit immediately.

[eze]

Thats pretty crazy Danielle. I know a girl who was being stalked by her ex boyfriend. She called a friend of mine up to talk to the guy. Well this girl went to the mall, and my friend decided to go and invited me along. I was just walking with the girl while my friend decided to tail back following us, seeing if he could spot the guy, and she ended up seeing him, pointed him out to me, I called my friend who was like 30 feet or so behind us, let him know wats up, so we walked outside, the ex followed us, i turn around to see where my friend is and the guy, and i just see my friend walking towards the guy and just knocks the fuck out of him and tells him while hes on the ground half conscious, to leave her alone and to stop following her.


She never had any problems after that.

So if you ever need help, let me know ;D

[TomSelis]

Yeah, had a few. But one was really bad and worthy of a daytime talk show.

I met a PR gg through some mutual friends. Porn star like body, pretty cool. But you know how that story goes, the crazy starts to come out in dribs and drabs. First I find out she was married but separated. Ok, that's cool. Then she started making little comments like "Nobody's ever treated me like this before." when out on a normal kind of date. I let it go when she was out for her birthday and got crocked so bad she was puking all over the place in the bar.....and refused to leave!

A few days later I got a call and a "I have something to tell you". I'm expecting the "I'm pregnant" thing. I get over there and she tells me she's pregnant, but about four months. So I'm in the clear, but ummmmm, whose is it? She doesn't know. I say "It'll be alright, but uhhhh, listen, I gotta go." and I got the hell out of there. I told her she had too much going on and I wasn't going to pursue a relationship, not to mention help raise some other dude's kid.

That was cool. Hadn't heard from her in months. Then the calls started. She wants to hang out. Nope. Her friends start calling THEY want to hang out. Nope. Then I run into her at a club. I'm treating it like "Hey, hiya doin'?" she was treating it like a reconciliation. So I rehashed the "Not doin' it" thing and every point I made she had a counter.

You're still married (That's ok, I'm getting a divorce)
You said that 10 months ago (He won't sign the papers, btw do you know how much a divorce costs?)
I'm not comfortable raising another man's kid (That's ok, we'll just have more)
I have a girlfriend (I don't care about those other bitches! They can have you temporarily, but YOU WILL BE MINE!)

Uhh, gotta go. She didn't have a car so she couldn't drop by my apartment. But when she got a car, look out! All kinds of notes on my door in hastily written spanglish. Loooooong text messages, you name it.

About a year ago I moved into a condo. Still would get random calls and text messages. But one day I'm going to work and there's a note on my windshield "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"

So yeah, I know all about stalkers. Ever notice female stalkers give up some really good sex?

[Barnabis78]

I've never really been stalked, but have had a few crazy ex's that took a little while to get the message I was no longer interested.

But a good friend of mine had some crazy a-hole stalk her for three months. He was a casual fling for her, but he took it to the extreme...crazy texts, calling all hours of the night, showing up at her work or apt. He showed up at her place one night to "just talk" and when he grabbed her, her dog bite him and she was able to get away and lock herself in her room. The cops came and took him out of there, but his brother is a lawyer and got him out of jail that night. When the cops said they couldn't really do much about it, (she had a restraining order, but that didn't stop him) her brother, cousin, and myself did shifts staying at her place, he didn't have the balls to mess with her if another guy was around. One night when he didn't know her cousin was around and showed up at her apt., her cousin kicked the shit out of him, but that didn't stop him either. It finally came to an end one morning; I was running late for a meeting, so she said "it's cool, I'm leaving right behind you and don't see him anywhere". Well he was waiting for her by the dumpster where he beat the crap out of her, she spent four days in the hospital and he is spending 5-7 in the Penn.

I've never forgiven myself for not sticking around and walking with her to the dumpster. Thank god she was ok and actually happy to have it all over with.

So ladies, please take any stalker serious.

[baileyandkc]

Well, Jessica Walter was pretty hot, and sexy, in Play Misty for Me..

Still, it was so cool the way Clint clubbed her off the balcony to the rocks below, wasn't it lol?

Stalking females and knives don't mix!

[jamesb121]

Everyone at some point has had some wierd shit happen to them.

Its nice to see im not the only guy whos had the whole 'I'm pregnant so you have to stick by me and give me all your money' routine.

Is there anything that can shit a guy up more than having to get a DNA test to prove the kid aint yours?

She still calls me now and again, the real grown up call and dont speak, but fuck her, i just leave my mobile on, must cost the bitch a fortune......

Moral of the story: Dont bang a stripper on the first date drunk, you'll regret it for a long time......