Funny Customer Emails

[GroobySteven]

After all these years, I still get a kick from the funny emails we get. Here's a guy who wants us to release numerous galleries of a specific "high" girl to our affiliates as he can't afford to join .... god bless

"shemale yum,
I have noticed you releasing image galleries of less plausible girls on many of the promotional tgp sites.
I am writing to request you distribute images of girl from Saint Petersburg I just realized i lost the link i had to one of her online profiles.

She "is" plausible very thin ,apears to be "high' most of the time, with wiry blond hair and Gothic in style of dress.

I wish for you to release several full promotional galleries of her to your cooperating sites.
I don't have the funds to join right now sorry.
god bless"

[GroobySteven]

Jeez - I know it was a full moon but this one just came in ...

"I have some great ladyboy stories to tell from personal experience, I hope to compose one and send it soon as possible.
Tell me, I am very much into the fetish of sexy crush, cockroach being my favourite victims, you mention cockroach in your intro, I would love to see you make a few shemale/crush film clips.
You could start with a sexy slim shemale, like Kandie, Wualleska, Kelly or any nice slim and sexy shemale with a big cock and a powerful CUMshot, she enters her appartment dressed in sexy office/business suit, she sees a few nasty cockroaches on her hard tiled kitchen floor, then she slowly crushes them in her sexy high heeled shoes, same time as she crushes, she lifts her skirt and produces her cock which is as hard as a rock and wanks herself into a floor flooding orgasm.
WoW, I think this would be fantastic and it would introduce you to another audience, Shemale/Crush,
I am off to live in Thailand around September time, my plan is to shack up with a gorgeous sexy Thai girl and a horny Thai ladyboy with a huge hard cock and who can shoot spunk across a room and fill a bucket with her creamy sweet spunk. I also hope to start my own website, a website with a difference, Oriental chicks, ladyboys, sexy crush, a touch of the erotic and the bizzare.
Love to hear from you, love you to make some shemale/crush"'

[dgs925]

You could start a charity thing. Whenever someone joins one of your sites you give them the option of donating some small amount of money (<or = $1) to help bring quality pornography the disadvantaged.

I think we all take for granted that we can, whenever we want, find masturbatory material just by turning on our computers. But what about the homeless? Sure, they get fed and clothed by churches and other organizations, but what about their other needs? Do they have to use their imaginations? What if they aren't very imaginative?

EDIT: And this pic is for the guy who wrote the email below.

[GroobySteven]

It's none stop ... (btw I do answer them all).

"I am a subscriber to Black T girls. I really love your stuff.
two suggestions:
1) Is it possible to vote for the models ? or evaluate them ?
2) I prefer very masculine ladyboys. If you could try to find more masculine models, I would appreciate and carry on subscription.
What are masculine models ?
Models who have a masculine posture, with body hair, large shoulders, tall, no bosom (all flat), a lot of muscle, strong, masculine voice, dressed in a masculine fashion, with short hair, aggressive looking)."

ps -a) you can already evaluate the models - and b) if anyone has a black gay site they want me to refer this guy to?