tengo gusto

[young4ts]

tengo gusto de comer el alimento que viene de la gente pobre como quien comer los animales grandes para el alimento y la diversión todo el tiempo

[slinky]

I'm a washed-up, over-the-hill, has-been (at least I'm not a never-was) with no game and no green.


What happens when a Jewish guy with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

[Tomfurbs]

Young4ts, move away from home, cuz!

[dgs925]

I've got a pretty good excuse. My wife's vagina is still recovering from the birth of our first child.

[callahac]

Wife gets a little pissed when she finds out I have been sucking dick. So I try to keep it to just a few times a year. She deals with that.

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol

[BeardedOne]

I'm a washed-up, over-the-hill, has-been (at least I'm not a never-was) with no game and no green.

What he said.

[Alyssa87]

uhhh cock-blocking mother & stepdad

[DaLonelyGuyNJ]

Im fat ugly and bald.....what else? LOL

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

dicks too big
(someone had to say it, might as well be Johnny)

[BeardedOne]

dicks too big
(someone had to say it, might as well be Johnny)

Wouldn't be my choice, but hey...

[El Nino]

Viagra expired... LOLLLLL

[JANIRA]

dicks too big
(someone had to say it, might as well be Johnny)


Its not that it's too big,, its that they aren't talented enough to take it...........!!!!


<<<<<<<<<<<<<VERY TALENTED!!!! :D :D :wink: :evil: :evil:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

dicks too big
(someone had to say it, might as well be Johnny)


Its not that it's too big,, its that they aren't talented enough to take it...........!!!!


<<<<<<<<<<<<<VERY TALENTED!!!! :D :D :wink: :evil: :evil:

ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider
Monkey

[plankton]

I'm married enough said.

[blckhaze]

its not 11 pm yet.

I have a nice schedule that keeps all parties happy.

[tsmandy]

Attention deficit disorder

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Attention deficit disorder

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uber_nerd]

small weiner syndrome (sws)

[will802]

been married 12 yrs..................

[Yetanothervickilover]

been married 12 yrs..................

hahaha excellent!




why not? well, there's an interesting story involving me, a bag of doritos, and a badger...

[lockstockg]

ex gf cant let me go, im good homie, sucks for you

[young4ts]

uhhh cock-blocking mother & stepdad

how's that? they dont let you date or something?

[Alyssa87]

uhhh cock-blocking mother & stepdad

how's that? they dont let you date or something?

not without intense questioning and criticism. so i just dont bother :roll:

[TomSelis]

You or the guy?

'cause you know, I'm up for a challenge.

:twisted:

[Alyssa87]

both

[TomSelis]

Cool

[bulldog]

too shy around the girls, and have basically given up :shrug:

[Trogdor]

I was not fortunate enough to have been raised a thug with lots of bling, to drink alot, nor get arrested yet.

That's how it is here in Michigan.

[joedizzle563]

My excuse is that I am at war in Afghanistan, lol. Pretty good reason i think!!

[dan_drade]

Unless you are JWBL, I guess you just got no game!!

[unctrld1]

To quote Biggie:

"Hearthrob never,
Black and ugly as ever . . . . "

[russtafa]

iam saving myself for my philipino ladyboy wife

[nessman]

stuck here in Iraq...it's not like i can wine and dine someone to set the mood then take her to my house or a nice hotel. LOL....10 more months of this shit.

[boondocksaint]

waiting for that special someone
but seriously i am

[Jasadin]

The fleshlight keeps my budget in the green.