Marry, Fuck, Kill

[EyeCumInPiece]

You know the game. 3 people, you gotta F one, Marry one, and Kill one. Lets do it. Use celebs, Boardmembers, ect. Whatever you prefer. Pix are always welcome. Ill start it up...

F, Marry, Kill

Allanah Starr
Jenna Haze
Kim Basinger

[altarica]

Fuck-Kimber James

Marry-Joanna Jet

Kill-Amy Shite.....Ooops sorry Winehouse, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears.

[Rory]

It's fun this way too, if you create a choice for other people. And since these are all lovely H.A.s, how about, instead of kill, these choices,

a) FUCK
b) MARRY
c) FUCK-DISREGARD-HER-ORGASM-THEN-BOUNCE


The first group: Jade, Carla, Jennifer Paris
Between these three, how who would you choose?

[Rory]

group 2:

who would you choose for what, between these three?

Danielle with vaginerr,

Allanah,

Gia

[Rory]

Group Three, choose Wisely...


FUCK?
MARRY?
Put the hump on then bounce, leaving cum on the wall and a tissue on the floor?


Olivia, Sunny, Shana?

[Mac_Hine]

fuck - allanah starr
marry - kim bassinger
kill - jenna haze

i almost married jenna haze, but kim's money was just too good to pass up :twisted:

[EyeCumInPiece]

fuck - allanah starr
marry - kim bassinger
kill - jenna haze

i almost married jenna haze, but kim's money was just too good to pass up :twisted:

haha!!! Id hav 2 kill Kim and marry jenna.

[EyeCumInPiece]

Group Three, choose Wisely...


FUCK?
MARRY?
Put the hump on then bounce, leaving cum on the wall and a tissue on the floor?


Olivia, Sunny, Shana?

Ill F Shana
Marry Sunny
and Kill Olivia

[EyeCumInPiece]

group 2:

who would you choose for what, between these three?

Danielle with vaginerr,

Allanah,

Gia

Marry Allanah
F Gia
and Kill Danielle (sorry baby)

[EyeCumInPiece]

It's fun this way too, if you create a choice for other people. And since these are all lovely H.A.s, how about, instead of kill, these choices,

a) FUCK
b) MARRY
c) FUCK-DISREGARD-HER-ORGASM-THEN-BOUNCE


The first group: Jade, Carla, Jennifer Paris
Between these three, how who would you choose?

F Jade
Marry Jenn Paris
Kill Carla

[BellaBellucci]

It seems like a good time to bump this. :lol:

~BB~

[SarahG]

It seems like a good time to bump this. :lol:

~BB~

Why, who do you want to kill?

[BellaBellucci]

It seems like a good time to bump this. :lol:

~BB~

Why, who do you want to kill?

I left myself open to that, didn't I? You were my 'marry' but now I don't feel like divulging my full list. :lol:

~BB~

[SarahG]

It seems like a good time to bump this. :lol:

~BB~

Why, who do you want to kill?

I left myself open to that, didn't I? You were my 'marry' but now I don't feel like divulging my full list. :lol:

~BB~

Oh, so you do have a kill-list now.

Any plans yet as to how you'll do it?

[Dino Velvet]

Marry - The Rosetta Stone Lady

Fuck - Sandee Westgate

Kill - Tila Tequila

[BellaBellucci]

It seems like a good time to bump this. :lol:

~BB~

Why, who do you want to kill?

I left myself open to that, didn't I? You were my 'marry' but now I don't feel like divulging my full list. :lol:

~BB~

Oh, so you do have a kill-list now.

Any plans yet as to how you'll do it?

Shh! Nobody can know!

~BB~

[SarahG]

Shh! Nobody can know!

~BB~

But if they know then they'll live the rest of their days in fear never knowing when you'll strike, if you'll strike, or how you'll strike.

Who knows, maybe if you get them paranoid enough they'll do something stupid themselves, thereby taking care of it for you.

Or maybe you can simply hunt down and kill everyone they care about instead- every friend, lover, family member they've ever had. That way, in the event that there is no afterlife, they'll have to deal with the pain and torment of living out the rest of their days alone and knowing it was all their fault for triggering your fury in the first place.

Or, you could release your "to kill" list and then spend the list of your life being extra nice to them, in a half superficial way that keeps mindfucking them as they try to wrap their minds around whether or not you really like them or hate them.

[BellaBellucci]

Shh! Nobody can know!

~BB~

But if they know then they'll live the rest of their days in fear never knowing when you'll strike, if you'll strike, or how you'll strike.

Who knows, maybe if you get them paranoid enough they'll do something stupid themselves, thereby taking care of it for you.

Or maybe you can simply hunt down and kill everyone they care about instead- every friend, lover, family member they've ever had. That way, in the event that there is no afterlife, they'll have to deal with the pain and torment of living out the rest of their days alone and knowing it was all their fault for triggering your fury in the first place.

A-HA! If I don't divulge the list then more people will wonder if they're even on it!

I love that you're so morbid. So when shall we have our black wedding? ;)

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Sarah rocks!

[SarahG]

Marry - The Rosetta Stone Lady

Rosetta Stone Lady? When did she perform with Porl King?

:?


A-HA! If I don't divulge the list then more people will wonder if they're even on it!

I love that you're so morbid. So when shall we have our black wedding? Wink

~BB~

Morbid? I'm morbid!?!? What ever would give that impression?

[BellaBellucci]

Morbid? I'm morbid!?!? What ever would give that impression?

Yeah, you're right. You have more of a shiny, happy people vibe about you. :roll: lol

~BB~

[kmod]

Marry- Alyssa, LongMint
Fuck- Carla Novaes, Mariana Cordoba
Kill- Tyra Banks, no fucking, she don't even deserve that much
DonkeyPunch- Vanessa Lane, Kimber James

[mhlovestgirls]

Fuck - Kimber James, Yasmin Lee
Marry - Celeste, Vanity or J. Paris(they all seem like really cool girls)
Kill - Rush Limbaugh, the Jonas Brothers

[muhmuh]

what you need to do bella is strike slowly very slowly

the best murder plan i ever heard of was to sneak into somebodys house every day to turn the heat and the hot water off and put all his socks into a bowl of cold water
that will ensure hes got a constant cold which will eventually outevolve the antibiotics and hell eventually die decades later of an untreatable case of a bacterial superinfection to the common cold

[BellaBellucci]

what you need to do bella is strike slowly very slowly

the best murder plan i ever heard of was to sneak into somebodys house every day to turn the heat and the hot water off and put all his socks into a bowl of cold water
that will ensure hes got a constant cold which will eventually outevolve the antibiotics and hell eventually die decades later of an untreatable case of a bacterial superinfection to the common cold

Thanks but no thanks. I'm Italian. Murder has to be fun for us. There's no joy in a slow kill. ;)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

what you need to do bella is strike slowly very slowly

the best murder plan i ever heard of was to sneak into somebodys house every day to turn the heat and the hot water off and put all his socks into a bowl of cold water
that will ensure hes got a constant cold which will eventually outevolve the antibiotics and hell eventually die decades later of an untreatable case of a bacterial superinfection to the common cold

Thanks but no thanks. I'm Italian. Murder has to be fun for us. There's no joy in a slow kill. ;)

~BB~

I'm a Russian guy living in Southern California. I kill people Old Country Cossack style and turn them into enchiladas.

[BellaBellucci]

what you need to do bella is strike slowly very slowly

the best murder plan i ever heard of was to sneak into somebodys house every day to turn the heat and the hot water off and put all his socks into a bowl of cold water
that will ensure hes got a constant cold which will eventually outevolve the antibiotics and hell eventually die decades later of an untreatable case of a bacterial superinfection to the common cold

Thanks but no thanks. I'm Italian. Murder has to be fun for us. There's no joy in a slow kill. ;)

~BB~

I'm a Russian guy living in Southern California. I kill people Old Country Cossack style and turn them into enchiladas.

... and I bet the 'special meats and cheeses' in your favorite ravioli are the best you've ever had. Ever wonder where they come from? ;)

BTW My list:

Marry: Everyone
Fuck: Everyone
Kill: Everyone

Hey, isn't that from a Nine Inch Nails song?

"I wanna be everywhere. I wanna do everything. I wanna fuck everyone in the world. I wanna do something that matters."

~BB~

[Coroner]

Maybe I should kill all the dudes here, so I´ll have all the chicks for myself.....

[Jack59]

Marry: Shana
Fuck: Jennifer Paris
Kill: Rosie O'Donnell

[seanbeag7]

I would love to fuck then marry most of the t-girls on this forum, and as for kill, well nobody has pissed me off enough to end up on my "Ur FUCKED" list.

[rockabilly]

I'm old fashioned i'd have to marry her before i fuck her. lol

[Jericho]

Maybe I should kill all the dudes here, so I´ll have all the chicks for myself.....

You still won't get laid! :shrug



Someone had to! :lol: