BeardedOne
07-20-2008, 09:51 PM
We all knew that Barbie had a slutty side hiding under that goodie-goodie polystyrene veneer. There were the artshow entries in Baltimore of Stripper Barbie (Complete with tip dollars and extra pack of smokes), and Dungeon Barbie (With whips and strap-on dildo) And we've all heard the jokes:
They're having a buy-one-get-one Barbie sale at the toy store!
Oh? Does Barbie come with Ken?
No, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken!
And those deliciously feelthy photo greeting cards of Barbie, Ken, and Skipper that we used to get at Grand Opening! :twisted:
But this just in: A genuine news story about an upcoming Mattel release -
C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party -- In Your Dungeon?
Jul 18th 2008
By Tom Radler
* Weird
* News
Barbie's always been the girl-next-door type. The cheerleader, prom queen or farmer's daughter you'd bring home to meet your folks. Definitely not the kind of girl you would want to dominate you with nipple clamps.
That's probably why people are up in arms about Mattel's new "Black Canary Barbie," which comes equipped with fishnets, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots. Protesters claim the doll looks like she's sporting an S&M outfit, and are looking to block its September release.
Though Mattel claims the new Barbie is modeled after the DC comic superhero Black Canary, a U.K. religious group Christian Voice said: "Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children's doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible -- it's filth."
Questions Raised: Should Mattel further infuriate protesters by creating Ball-Gag Ken?
They're having a buy-one-get-one Barbie sale at the toy store!
Oh? Does Barbie come with Ken?
No, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken!
And those deliciously feelthy photo greeting cards of Barbie, Ken, and Skipper that we used to get at Grand Opening! :twisted:
But this just in: A genuine news story about an upcoming Mattel release -
C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party -- In Your Dungeon?
Jul 18th 2008
By Tom Radler
* Weird
* News
Barbie's always been the girl-next-door type. The cheerleader, prom queen or farmer's daughter you'd bring home to meet your folks. Definitely not the kind of girl you would want to dominate you with nipple clamps.
That's probably why people are up in arms about Mattel's new "Black Canary Barbie," which comes equipped with fishnets, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots. Protesters claim the doll looks like she's sporting an S&M outfit, and are looking to block its September release.
Though Mattel claims the new Barbie is modeled after the DC comic superhero Black Canary, a U.K. religious group Christian Voice said: "Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children's doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible -- it's filth."
Questions Raised: Should Mattel further infuriate protesters by creating Ball-Gag Ken?