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hondarobot
07-16-2008, 06:36 PM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:

hondarobot
07-16-2008, 09:12 PM
Nobody else has any "amusing conversations at work" stories? I'm just wandering around while two old guys run conduit at the moment. I need some funny stories to keep me occupied.

:?

MonsieurValentine
07-16-2008, 10:28 PM
Are you serious with this?

hondarobot
07-16-2008, 10:56 PM
Of course I'm serious. What kind of a question is that? It's like you're asking my permission to post.

If you have an amusing work conversation story, go ahead and post it, or not. I have even taken a picture of the laser in question which I will upload when I get home.

From work.

Where the amusing conversation took place.

Good giref. . .

hondarobot
07-16-2008, 11:56 PM
The laser in question, as promised. It's meant to provide a straight line when doing things such as running conduit for cabling. I am a night club technician, I have run miles of cable.

Any further questions?

Skwisgarr Skwigelf
07-17-2008, 09:38 AM
me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

him: a lemon

me: Who throws a lemon?

hondarobot
07-17-2008, 05:17 PM
That's a good one. I don't recall ever having a lemon thrown at me.

:lol:

LovinFur69
07-17-2008, 05:31 PM
me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

him: a lemon

me: Who throws a lemon?




hahahaha. and he actually bought it like a legit story too




hahahahhah i love sarcasm

hondarobot
07-17-2008, 05:41 PM
me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

him: a lemon

me: Who throws a lemon?




hahahaha. and he actually bought it like a legit story too




hahahahhah i love sarcasm

Please make some attempt to stay on topic. Retarded outbursts are just annoying.

:?

The Truth
07-17-2008, 06:48 PM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:

Wow, I had no idea they used lasers to clean bathrooms. Interesting.

hondarobot
07-17-2008, 06:54 PM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:

Wow, I had no idea they used lasers to clean bathrooms. Interesting.

I'm pretty sure lasers are not involved with bathroom cleaning. Who the hell are you? You spend a great deal of time on this forum trading pictures I would imagine.

trannybanger
07-17-2008, 08:06 PM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:

Wow, I had no idea they used lasers to clean bathrooms. Interesting.

that's fucking funny

hondarobot
07-17-2008, 08:14 PM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:

Wow, I had no idea they used lasers to clean bathrooms. Interesting.

that's fucking funny

That is funny. Who are you again? Seriously, I have no idea who you are or why you are making a pointless observation in this thread. Weird people annoy me.

JizzyJeff
07-17-2008, 09:39 PM
One time at work this guy said hi. I said hi back. True story.

Felicia Katt
07-18-2008, 12:25 AM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:
whats interesting is that you could take the "and two other guys" part out and it would stll make just as much sense. which is to say, not much. LOL

meow

FK

Oli
07-18-2008, 12:46 AM
whats interesting is that you could take the "and two other guys" part out and it would stll make just as much sense. which is to say, not much. LOL

meow

FK

Schizophrenia as a spectator sport, what a novel idea. :D

hondarobot
07-18-2008, 02:55 AM
We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

"You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

:lol:
whats interesting is that you could take the "and two other guys" part out and it would stll make just as much sense. which is to say, not much. LOL

meow

FK

STFU Katt.

:P

Guys discussing lasers at work is always amusing.

LovinFur69
07-18-2008, 06:45 PM
me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

him: a lemon

me: Who throws a lemon?




hahahaha. and he actually bought it like a legit story too




hahahahhah i love sarcasm

Please make some attempt to stay on topic. Retarded outbursts are just annoying.

:?



what topic would that be?


excerpts from conversations even the people involved in them don't want to hear about?


your really onto something here.

hondarobot
07-18-2008, 08:50 PM
Why do you Anti-Honda people think you have to read my posts? I will never understand that. . .

:?

hugochavez
07-19-2008, 04:11 AM
One time at work this guy said hi. I said hi back. True story.

Like your new logon name! LOL! :lol:

hondarobot
07-19-2008, 04:14 AM
One time at work this guy said hi. I said hi back. True story.

Like your new logon name! LOL! :lol:

Heh. Hey Hugo, I think the bell is ringing at the retard home.

hugochavez
07-20-2008, 12:46 AM
At least I'm more of a gentleman than you will ever be with all of your forced dates.

hondarobot
07-20-2008, 03:53 AM
Good God, stop posting Hugo. I have no interest in Vicki Richter, and I didn't date rape her or any other girl. I've posted that several times now.