Things That Annoy You In Porn

[Balthier1111]

I thought this would be a good idea for a thread, since everyone has their likes and dislikes when it comes to porn. There are just some things that really put me off an otherwise hot scene, and act as a total turn off. It doesn't have to be specific to t-girl porn, but I guess since most people here are into it, then there's gonna be a lot about it.

For me, the thing that annoys me most is when the guy is too vocal, tries to take up the shot, and thinks they're the star. I tend to avoid porn with guys in, but when I do watch some, I want them keeping quiet and out of the way so I can focus on the t-girl. There's nothing worse than some ass coming in and constantly going "Oh baby, oh baby, oh yeah..." Just shut the fuck up.

Post your porn peeves.

[rvince]

- guys who keep their white socks,
- camera guys making comments in the background.

[emmettray]

Nandralone.

[Hannes594]

if t-girls fucks guys

[Overlord Abomination]

Slow sex, GONZO!

[uber_nerd]

That bald, white, "tranny hunter" dude.... he looks too much like one of my buddies

[Overlord Abomination]

That bald, white, "tranny hunter" dude.... he looks too much like one of my buddies

I hate all the bald white tranny huntin guys. Theres like 5 of them, Theres probably a clonin factory for these muthafuckas. Damn conspiracies. :idea:

And they always end up gettin fucked and it looks like their skulls gonna blow off from gettin popped in the ass. Veins bulging in the side of their head, they turn red as hell and start speaking in tongues, fuck those niggas look mad as hell as well.

[Balthier1111]

Also the scenes which make you think the guy didn't realise it was a tranny, and has sex with her anyway. Yeah right.

[Realgirls4me]

Things that annoy one in porn?


How about threads which are dedicated to what annoys us in porn?


... How many times has this been a topic? :)

[Overlord Abomination]

Things that annoy one in porn?


How about threads which are dedicated to what annoys us in porn?


... How many times has this been a topic? :)

LOL YOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT HOW MANY POST THIS NIGGA HAS, HE'S LIKE A FUCKIN GOD AHAHAHA GODDAMN

Im walkin slowly behind you sir, slowly, lol

[Aunt Kay]

Fake jizz.

[Realgirls4me]

Things that annoy one in porn?


How about threads which are dedicated to what annoys us in porn?


... How many times has this been a topic? :)

LOL YOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT HOW MANY POST THIS NIGGA HAS, HE'S LIKE A FUCKIN GOD AHAHAHA GODDAMN

Im walkin slowly behind you sir, slowly, lol

What?

[hugochavez]

Just watching guys in porn annoys me.

[Belgie]

The music. Annoys the hell out of me. It's always too loud, and intrusive. Takes you out of the story (if there is one) and always sounds like the sound engineer is trying out a track from his "band".

[Lick UR Lovely]

Girls wearing sexy pumps with nasty scraped up bottoms... :cry:

[hippifried]

Losing a hardon or failing to get one.

[Janie2261]

1. Guys who aren't hairy -- the worst are those that are shaved
2. Tgirls who don't give the guy's cock a nice little suck after getting a facial

[gunn]

I hate it when there are more men than women.Or more men than TGs.Or when the men start messing with eachother yuck!

[Christastic]

People doing things they obviously do not enjoy and could never enjoy. I understand the money is probably better, but if giving a blowjob makes you want to throw up, don't do it. It's not hot. Or if you can't stand a dick up the ass, just don't bother. It's not hot.

[Realgirls4me]

(I'll play along ... one more time)

Does a scene of a beautiful TS woman seen slowly disrobing in her full figured totality and glory exist?

Not a face shot of her as she slips her tight skirt off or a camera shot from the waist up, mid waist, or waist down, but an entire shot from head to toe? I doubt such an erotic, yet simple and provocative scene exists in TS porn. I haven't seen it. Imagine seeing [insert your favorite voluptuous TS pornstar here] at the foot of your bed as her come-hither smile marinates your brain all the while taking off each article of clothing bit by bit in the most seductive fashion possible ...

The crux of my rant is that the simple provocative entire PHYSICAL tease is seemingly not seen anymore -- anywhere! The scene are generally, "Hi" EDIT { assume immediate supine position} Wham!, (moan), EDIT "Thank you, mame!"
Many beautiful womens' physical attributes, which are the fodder of many of our fantasies in the first place and the probable reason we are fans of theirs, are presented a-la-carte, piece by close-up piece. Their full figure glory limited or obscured by utilizing one or two cameras amid painful ill conceived angles and editing. ... Imagine receiving a brochure of a car you're interested in that has 20 pictures of it in it, yet no good shots of the ENTIRE car?! That's what it is like today it seems. For me, the irony is that I am often turned on more by the BTS shots (particularly Bob's stuff) than I am by the main scene. It's these behind-the-scene shots that often show the girl walking around nude or showering, etc., in her entirety in a standing position and being her girly self to boot. That's what I'm talking about! :)

I believe the closest thing that might come to what I'm trying to describe are some scenes from Shemale Strokers where the girls (I believe) are talking to the camera, but the downside of these DVDs for me is that the women are often sitting down, AND they lack a partner or sex scene with a male performer. A girl by herself whacking off just doesn't do it for me.

Show all of the girl in her entirety, and not just through a gazillion close-ups in a supine position.

Addendum: I hate when we can't hear the woman's moans or what they are telling their partner during a hot scene. Often, they appear that they are really into it, and I'd like to hear what they said. :)


Okay, rant through! Carry on.

[sucka4chix]

Don't get me started!!!!!
First and foremost--- those fucked up camera angles you pornographers use. I don't know if it's creative license or what, but I don't need people fucking at 45 degree angles!!!! Hold the damn camera straight or get a tripod! Gives me a headache.

2nd--Can you guys give a fuck??? I mean when you look thru the camera and see a girl has dirty feet or ashy elbows can you take care of that, or is it not in your budget??

[Realgirls4me]

Don't get me started!!!!!
First and foremost--- those fucked up camera angles you pornographers use. I don't know if it's creative license or what, but I don't need people fucking at 45 degree angles!!!! Hold the damn camera straight or get a tripod! Gives me a headache.

2nd--Can you guys give a fuck??? I mean when you look thru the camera and see a girl has dirty feet or ashy elbows can you take care of that, or is it not in your budget??

(Guffaw!)

LOL!

Tell us how you really feel. :) I totally agree on the camera angles. It's also time to get rid of the trampoline too. :)

LOL!

[ballzNnutz]

poor grooming from ts

guys in ts titles and if they have to be in them don't be sucking cock and getting fucked

[Realgirls4me]

(I'll play along ... one more time)

Does a scene of a beautiful TS woman seen slowly disrobing in her full figured totality and glory exist?

Not a face shot of her as she slips her tight skirt off or a camera shot from the waist up, mid waist, or waist down, but an entire shot from head to toe? I doubt such an erotic, yet simple and provocative scene exists in TS porn. I haven't seen it. Imagine seeing [insert your favorite voluptuous TS pornstar here] at the foot of your bed as her come-hither smile marinates your brain all the while taking off each article of clothing bit by bit in the most seductive fashion possible ...

The crux of my rant is that the simple provocative entire PHYSICAL tease is seemingly not seen anymore -- anywhere! The scene are generally, "Hi" EDIT { assume immediate supine position} Wham!, (moan), EDIT "Thank you, mame!"
Many beautiful womens' physical attributes, which are the fodder of many of our fantasies in the first place and the probable reason we are fans of theirs, are presented a-la-carte, piece by close-up piece. Their full figure glory limited or obscured by utilizing one or two cameras amid painful ill conceived angles and editing. ... Imagine receiving a brochure of a car you're interested in that has 20 pictures of it in it, yet no good shots of the ENTIRE car?! That's what it is like today it seems. For me, the irony is that I am often turned on more by the BTS shots (particularly Bob's stuff) than I am by the main scene. It's these behind-the-scene shots that often show the girl walking around nude or showering, etc., in her entirety in a standing position and being her girly self to boot. That's what I'm talking about! :)

I believe the closest thing that might come to what I'm trying to describe are some scenes from Shemale Strokers where the girls (I believe) are talking to the camera, but the downside of these DVDs for me is that the women are often sitting down, AND they lack a partner or sex scene with a male performer. A girl by herself whacking off just doesn't do it for me.

Show all of the girl in her entirety, and not just through a gazillion close-ups in a supine position.

Addendum: I hate when we can't hear the woman's moans or what they are telling their partner during a hot scene. Often, they appear that they are really into it, and I'd like to hear what they said. :)

Okay, rant through! Carry on.

Hit the following links, and watch the preview video on the top of each page. These vids provide examples of what I wished TS porn would do -- show a beautiful woman's figure in it's entirety either before, or during the sex scenes. Notice how these heavenly figures take up most of the screen without denying the viewer any part of their shapely, heavenly bodies. ...Why is that so hard to do? Get our imaginations and libidos going guys. Sheesh.

http://www.femjoy.com/video_details.php/111684_tku106

http://www.femjoy.com/video_details.php/111863_koy626

http://www.femjoy.com/video_details.php/112429_ztq053

... The best shooting, albeit a short one, is the last one with Nikola in it. We see her entire uninhibited figure without a stitch of clothing or footwear on, as is the case with most of these shoots from this site. Cramp, close-up shots are almost nonexistent in other words.

[ARMANIXXX]

Actually we've done this before, but for boredom.....lets revisit. *shrug*




--I personally hate when I go into a video store and the TS porn is mixed up with the gay porn. That REALLY pisses me the fuck off.



--I really don't like my porn when the guys in the video start kissing and touching each other. Thats almost as bad as the first 1.


--When TS girl is gettin ready to nut, the camera man/producer in all his f'in wisdom, he decides I don't wanna see said girl cum and points the damn camera lens everywhere except where the damn camera lens is supposed to be.........her cock and the recently sprayed cum. Grrrrrrr



--I don't really like spitting. There are worse things that could secrete out of people's bodies, but spitting's really not my thing.






I'm sure there's a couple more, but that's my priority hate list.

[dc_guy_75]

1. Tom Moore has ruined (just by being in them) more scenes than I want to count.

2. That stupid Brazilian guy narrating stuff. The logic of that, I have no idea.

3. Guys (especially that meathead marine corps guy) treating the girls demeaningly.

Why do most of the guys have to be borderline retarded? Its the guys involved that generally ruin most porn scenes for me.

[blckhaze]

1) Girls who dont talk shit (giving or receiving. lost art)

2) Closes ups of the guys face. I DONT NEED TO SE THAT SHIT!!!!

3) Slow sex. nuff said

4) girls and guys who cry and cant take the whole thing. If your gonna venture for the bigguns, BE ABLE TO TAKE IT!!!!!

5) Lack of blacks. Contrary to a fave comic of mine, Paul money, dark brazilians, dominicans, puerto ricans, cubans, and mexicans arent black.

[francisfkudrow]

I don't know why I'm so concerned with the dialog, but I hate it when the sound quality is too poor to understand what anyone is saying, and when they're speaking a foreign language (usually Portuguese) with no subtitles. I've got nothing against Brazilian girls, but I'd like to know what they're saying.

[Steve-Oh]

This is always a good topic to bring up once in a while.

ARMANIXXX, I hear ya with the damn camera pulling away right at the girl's moneyshot. The same goes for str8 porn. What do producers have against the female orgasm? To me, it's one of THE most beautiful things in the world.

Close-ups of a guys face? Especially when some beauty is expertly blowing him? Why? What the fuck?

Realgirls4me - Spot on! How about a chance to admire some of these amazing babes in all their glory. Some scenes are just too mechanical and many TGirls have made a huge effort to look as good as they do!

Tom Moore? Sheesh. Is it true that HIV is on the increase in gay porn? Mr. Moore does as much gay porn as he does TS porn. It seems like a right of passage for any Tgirl who gets into porn to work with Moore. Get that clap-bag out. I want my favorite stars to be around awhile.

[uber_nerd]

If Tom Moore is the bald meathead with the thick gauge earrings, then I agree. (as stated above)

If not, I probably still agree.

[Realgirls4me]

Okay since my last post ...

ArmaniXXX:

Yes, what is gay porn doing on the shelves with TS porn? Two different animals as most of us in here know. The only thing worse is when they add gay porn trailers in TS DVDs. WTF??? :(

Yep, get the guys making out, OUT of there! It's not about them.

Yes, show the girl climax if possible.

dc_guy_75:

Yes, get Tom Moore out of there. It's not that I hate the guy, it's that I am so fuckin' envious of the fucker. Grrrrrrr.

What Brazilian guy narrating? I guess I'm better off not knowing, huh?

blckhaze:

Most girls who are directed to talk shit, talk ghetto. I'd rather they not talk if that's the case.

Yes, get rid of the guy's facial expressions and such -- as I just mentioned, we didn't pay for a DVD or stream to SEE THEM !!!

Slow grinding sex can work if done right. Imagine a young woman such as Kimber with a huge smile on as she gets slowly fucked in the fetal position? It can work.

I agree. I would love to see more face shots of the girl's receiving a big one. The grimace shot is to die for.

francis:

I'd also like to know what they are saying if it appears they are enjoying what they are feeling at that moment. Subtitles must be added if the dialog is protracted. I'd like to know what they are saying to one another.

extreme_mediocre:

Agree on the camera pull-aways as the girl orgasms. No pull-aways!

Yes, why don't we see more of a woman's physical totality in the scene itself? Many girls are obviously good looking enough to be featured on the cover of the box, yet why is the viewer then relegated to watching a montage of close-ups and horrible angles in the main scene itself? Where did the girl on the box cover go? I want to see that beautiful magnificent feminine body -- fodder for a thousand fantasies -- put through its lovely paces. ... Time to go to a three or four camera set me thinks.

I've said all I want to say on Tom Moore. ...Fucker.

Seachai? Buddy? Ya listening? :)

[Buddy Wood]

Oh I am listening!!

[Willie Escalade]

I like dirty talk...but I can't stand poor overdubbing. See some of Private's earlier videos.

[ptyseminole]

Ron Jeremy and fake cumshots...

[hugochavez]

When the cameraman gets involved in the action.

Not enough close-up shots of the woman's face when she's in ecstasy.

Cock shot from a distance when the woman is cumming.

Looking at the camera/talking to the camera.

When the woman never cums in the shot.

Fake splooge.

Watching girls get fucked/doing the sucking as opposed to girls doing the fucking/getting sucked.

And, of course, men in porn.

[gaiseric]

Cameramen that won't shut up - I mean if they want to give directions to the performers, then turn the mikes off!!!! 8)

[blckhaze]

blckhaze:

Most girls who are directed to talk shit, talk ghetto. I'd rather they not talk if that's the case.

Yes, get rid of the guy's facial expressions and such -- as I just mentioned, we didn't pay for a DVD or stream to SEE THEM !!!

Slow grinding sex can work if done right. Imagine a young woman such as Kimber with a huge smile on as she gets slowly fucked in the fetal position? It can work.

I agree. I would love to see more face shots of the girl's receiving a big one. The grimace shot is to die for.



yea not ghetto. thats just lame.
Im talking about more "fuck mes" "deepers" and "dont stop baby" type. The girls who speak english say less then the brazilian girls and thats annoying as hell.

slow grinding should only happen after the guy (or girl) TOTALLY destroys that poor hole and the girl(or guy) tries to run away like ten times.

[the_bo]

I am not in it!!!!!Thats whats wrong !!!!! :P

[Realgirls4me]

blckhaze:

Most girls who are directed to talk shit, talk ghetto. I'd rather they not talk if that's the case.

Yes, get rid of the guy's facial expressions and such -- as I just mentioned, we didn't pay for a DVD or stream to SEE THEM !!!

Slow grinding sex can work if done right. Imagine a young woman such as Kimber with a huge smile on as she gets slowly fucked in the fetal position? It can work.

I agree. I would love to see more face shots of the girl's receiving a big one. The grimace shot is to die for.



yea not ghetto. thats just lame.
Im talking about more "fuck mes" "deepers" and "dont stop baby" type. The girls who speak english say less then the brazilian girls and thats annoying as hell.

slow grinding should only happen after the guy (or girl) TOTALLY destroys that poor hole and the girl(or guy) tries to run away like ten times.

Okay, I got you. Maybe "ghetto" was the wrong term. Yes, talking to her sexual partner works if done right. If it's phony -- which is easy to sense -- I'd rather do without it.

No, no, no. I never said slow grinding sex should displace or replace wild horse fucking sex. I just think good slow sex isn't seen enough. Imagine again, your favorite TS starlet seen biting her lower lip, moaning, and frequently smiling, as she is getting her lovely ass slowly fucked. Facial expressions can add to the scene obviously. ...Very sensual if you asked me, but it must be done right!

By the way, have any of you ever witnessed a horse going to town? Damn do they get into it, and you can hear them fucking a mile away. I saw one doing its thing as I was driving on the freeway through Missouri a couple of years ago. It was unreal.

[xrey]

Not just in porn - sexy attractive girls with too many tattoos. Nothing wrong with a little body art but seems like many of the girls today walking murals.

[Realgirls4me]

Not just in porn - sexy attractive girls with too many tattoos. Nothing wrong with a little body art but seems like many of the girls today walking murals.

Bartender! A drink for my good man in the seersucker suit!

Xrey, I totally agree. I've softened up my position on tattoos considerably, but given my druthers, I'd still rather a woman not have any. There is something to be said about pure, clear, healthy looking skin. On the other hand, there is some allure (She's got a wild streak, she's impulsive, etc) about a woman who has a tastefully done "tramp stamp" tribal one on her back, or has a small tat on their tummy somewhere ala the girls from Brazil who sport scorpions, but for the most part, tattoos to yours truly are still viewed as kind of sleazy, particularly when they are on their arm or legs. The worst cases are those who put their name -- THEIR NAME -- on their neck or legs, etc. What's up with that?

Carry on. :)

[VegasBarbie]

LOL....I always kinda thought porno was corny anyway...So not really TOOO much that could be considerd annoying....To me anyway...lol



Long as it aint that 70's porn with everyone having a personal chia pet near their crotch.

[MonsieurValentine]

Things that annoy one in porn?


How about threads which are dedicated to what annoys us in porn?


... How many times has this been a topic? :)

LOL YOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT HOW MANY POST THIS NIGGA HAS, HE'S LIKE A FUCKIN GOD AHAHAHA GODDAMN

Im walkin slowly behind you sir, slowly, lol

Funny.

[cam22001]

1. When camerafolks talk or laugh and insert themselves into the scene-thinking they are cute.
2. When camera gives a close-up of the genitals and stays there too long instead of always keeping the girl's face in the frame.
3. Close-up of the man's face
4. Fake orgasm and fake penetration

[Realgirls4me]

"Fake orgasm and fake penetration". Why didn't I include that in the poll?

Good ones.

(Take the poll downstream, Cam)

[Leeloo]

This probably applies more to the pic sets than the videos, but it seems like 99% of the time the girls look like their dog just died.

How about a bit more smiling ladies? Theirs nothing sexier than a beautiful smile :)

[Wino the SuperHero]

the corny ass comments from some guy off camera.

the " under the guys balls an ass" camera view

porn stars who rap.

ashy body parts, boils on body parts, hair bumps.

girls completely uninterested and bored

when the camera zooms in for the money shot and there is no cum shot(why even zoom in)

when you think its gonna be two women and right in the middle of it a guy joins in

PORN STARS THAT SWEAR THEY ARE RAPPERS!

[Realgirls4me]

the corny ass comments from some guy off camera.

the " under the guys balls an ass" camera view

porn stars who rap.

ashy body parts, boils on body parts, hair bumps.

girls completely uninterested and bored

when the camera zooms in for the money shot and there is no cum shot(why even zoom in)

when you think its gonna be two women and right in the middle of it a guy joins in

PORN STARS THAT SWEAR THEY ARE RAPPERS!

"Porn stars who rap" ??? WTF? Where is this at?

Join the poll downstream. Some of your issues are addressed.

Wow, you really get into the minutia don't you (boils, ash, bumps,etc)?

Hee-hee. :)

[Lover]

Watching a guy get boned is a real turn-off.

That aforementioned bald guy with the dyed-blond goatee and the sunglasses really gives me the creeps.

He's been discussed here before, but I wish the abusive English guy with the gorilla body hair would just stop.

Who made it mandatory for girls to keep licking their lips?

[loki]

Air brushing. I want to see the imperfections and the blemishes. I want them to look like someone i would meet in reel life. And i do not know anyone who walks around with a photo shopped or air brushed ass.

[Daponster]

When people get naked

[Realgirls4me]

When people get naked


Huh? (scratching his head)

[xrey]

girls completely uninterested and bored !

One of the most annoying aspects of tg porn. Seems to be a bit more common with a few of the brazilian girls. The primping and preening while in the midst of intercourse is a turnoff.

[Wino the SuperHero]

Hey Realgirls4me
I watch a lot of black porn. Some times lower than low budget black porn.
You know the DVD's that are like 4 hours and cost 4-5 dollars.
If you watch those you see all the ashy knees, elbows, lips, butts, pubic bald spots, dirty assholes.

As far as rappers one wack ass example is B. Pumper. Check out the Title: Phatty's, Rhymes and Dimes.

[DFK]

The utter lack of prolonged kissing which is why I often prefer to watch bi-girl videos. Kissing is HOT HOT HOT but missing out of the majority of videos. :cry:

And whenever the girl fucks and leaves her top on. That's ridiculous, as is whenever a girl leaves an ariticle of clothing on wrapped around her waist. :x

Ladies when you fuck unless you're outdoors in the North Pole take every stitch of clothing off. And kiss more. Show us your tongue. The tongue is like a smile in that it can be one of the sexiest bodyparts and every bit as sexy as a nice rack or a hot ass.

[cam22001]

The guy/cameraman in Tranny Surprise who thinks he is cute and CONSTANTLY talks with the models, giggling and calling them "baby"!
I haven't joined Tranny Surprise in 5 yrs just because of that AH!!

[JanetElise]

Well lets see. I can stomach Tom Moore just
because he gets to nail so much hot tranny
ass.

I do hate any scene that takes place in a bathtub,
hot tub, or swimming pool. I also hate any scene
that takes place outside. And like a few other
posters I hate t-girls fucking guys. Don't get me
wrong I wouldn't mind getting nailed by one or
two but I would just as soon not watch it on my
tv.

[Santino Capri]

Camera man interviewing the models and background music

[Realgirls4me]

The utter lack of prolonged kissing which is why I often prefer to watch bi-girl videos. Kissing is HOT HOT HOT but missing out of the majority of videos. :cry:

And whenever the girl fucks and leaves her top on. That's ridiculous, as is whenever a girl leaves an ariticle of clothing on wrapped around her waist. :x

Ladies when you fuck unless you're outdoors in the North Pole take every stitch of clothing off. And kiss more. Show us your tongue. The tongue is like a smile in that it can be one of the sexiest bodyparts and every bit as sexy as a nice rack or a hot ass.

Good post, DFK!

Yes, kissing should be seen more often PERIOD. It really adds to the scene.

I will never waver on the nudity front. A woman getting fucked should be COMPLETELY NUDE in her scene. She should have nothing on ! A beautiful woman sans ANY clothing AND footwear conveys a total lack of inhibition -- she comes across as being open to anything imo. Partial clothing conveys uncertainty; restraint to some degree. The worst ones are those where a girl (Tee or GG) is being pounded missionary style only to have some heavy footwear limit her gorgeous leg and foot movement because of the weight of the shoes themselves. These heavy monsters only succeed in bringing the quads and calfs together. I want to see the girls toes pointed toward the sky without any hinderence and free of any shoes, boots, or hosiery.

[KalisaD]

monotony... :thumbsdown

[llemming]

Spitting & face slapping does not do a thing for me. I'd be curious to understand why people find this a turn on.

Oddly, ass spanking can be sexy...

Would this be considered inconsistent? :screwy

[Goldenguinea]

I hate feet pics. Feet are just nasty in general and these girls feet in them shoes just look even worse in close ups. Also any vids that use a fish eye cam suck. Ive seen a lot of these vids posted on grooby sites recently. looks like you are looking at some thing through a fish eye lens.

[Paladin]

I hate feet pics. Feet are just nasty in general and these girls feet in them shoes just look even worse in close ups. Also any vids that use a fish eye cam suck. Ive seen a lot of these vids posted on grooby sites recently. looks like you are looking at some thing through a fish eye lens.

More feet pics please! and girls please TAKE OFF your shoes!

[SinthiaTV]

1) Guys who look like Ron Jeremy.

2) Nurse porn.

3) Hopping straight to the fucking without sweet kisses.

That is all.

[muttley]

the guy from Milf Hunter. He is a complete goon. all the cheesy jokes.
porn and cheese should not mix.

shemale tugjobs website. sorry, lovely girls on there but.....
when the smear foor ord some kind of drink over themselves
its a real turnoff

foot fetish websites. ok i do have a thing for feet. but all the feet sites are a turnoff. i prefer seeing her fet but not as the focal point of the picture.
here is a good example of how i like to view feet.
bianca has very sexy feet and here i get to see them and its more subtle than just a foot on its own.

[BiancaLover]

Spitting & face slapping does not do a thing for me. I'd be curious to understand why people find this a turn on.

Oddly, ass spanking can be sexy...

Would this be considered inconsistent? :screwy

I agree with the Spitting and slapping the face. Just don't like it.

Plus I don't like when the only audio is music. I want to hear moaning, grunting and shit.

Hairy guys or girls. The less body hair the better.

Annoying yammering camera guys.

[BlkJewels]

Gold old fashion f**kin. Nowadays the f**kin scenes look like a how to video. No more good long hard sweaty marathonic f**k scenes.

When I was yunga, I used 2 watch FM Bradley bang them white chics til their hair look the stepped out the shower, just loaded with sweat.
Now it's fetishes featuring sum oochy coochy.

[voy4her]

I hate:

Fake cumshots: if the girl cant cum, fine, but dont pan up to her face and then pan back to show some goo. It might even be real, but if i didnt see it come out, i assume its fake.

Panning up from a rear penetration shot to see the hairy sweaty ass crack of some guy who makes Robin Williams look smooth. Seriously, wax it or hide it. I dont want to see something that looks like someone hit a gorilla with a wet axe.

Tgirls covered in bruises or with visible stubble. yuck.

That brazilian guy who keeps saying psssswsss till the models look at him then blows them a kiss. Somebody tase that fucker already.

Tgirls that shy away from a facial

hottubs and pool scenes.

girls that wear shoes that are probably 2 sizes too small..

closeups of the guys face, and guys that are too loud. basically all we need to see is his dick, so lets keep the rest of his body to a minimum.

Mylena bismarck needs to bottom


did i mention the fake cumshots?

[runamok]

~ Showing the guy's face! Who needs to see some sweaty pig making his "O" face? I wanna see the girls "O" face.

~ Using slow motion in porn! Who needs to see choppy porn?

~ Stupid porn music drowning out the girl's moans, screams. I want to hear them skins slapping and the sounds of cocks get SUCKED!

~ And TG porn where the guy never sucks the cock?! WTF is that bullshit about? He's macho to fuck her ass but too manly to suck a TG's cock? Fuck that noize. I seen a lot of Brazil porn where the guy doesn't even handle the cock. It's fucking lame man.

[voy4her]

i dont really go for the guy sucking a tgirl thing, doesnt really float my boat. Id much rather see a 2nd Ts or a gg going down on it.

[Harrys Boy]

i dont like it when the reveal of the t-girl is rushed, there should be a big build up to the panties coming off because its the key moment of the scene, its a bit like having the climatic battle in a superhero film happen off screen..

[youcancallmeclaire]

Furries. Not that I have ever seen any in trans porn, but every other picture in the shemale cartoon thread is furry. Fuck you, furries!

And um... in DP scenes where the bottom guy is just inside her, not moving at all.

Uninspired / unrealistic / completely boring environments. Hotel rooms. Photo studios. Blah. Not sensual at all.

Un-energetic porn.
Over-energetic porn.

[voy4her]

DPing a tgirl kind of scares me, i cant imagine how that could feel good for her. Especially with the 43 inch pr0n cocks that seem to be so prevalent these days. plus some part of me always wants to scream "balls are touching!" while some kind of awooga alert is sounded in the background.

[youcancallmeclaire]

I'd do it. You just havta practice.

[voy4her]

i will do it for you. but only you. and with another tgirl. I have this joint crush on you and alexis, im working on buying us a tropical island. It might take a while, so dont pack just yet.

[PapiQueRico]

The dude

[voy4her]

the dude abides, man.

[tsluver247]

No Cumshot
Fake Cumshot
Non-enthusiast fucking