Top Reasons Kelly Shore Doesn't Drink

[MrsKellyPierce]

1. I become a critic lol I start telling people I don't like their hair or their shirt it needs to be burnt etc.

2. Kind of goes along with the first one, I was at wal greens one time to go to the bathroom on a long trip home and I guess I was making fun of a girl that was bull legged.

3. I start flashing people for no apparent reason, My friend Jessica said the other night I kept asking people if they want to see my boobs...I was like yeah I just had them done in October and these new hormones I am taking made my nipples bigger see lol and if they said no I guess I said fuck you then lol

4. I act really immature and try to have food fights at Ihop.

5. I puke, so gross lol

those are just a few reasons.

[Dinand]

. I start flashing people for no apparent reason,
You say that like it's a bad thing ;)

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol perve, you would take advantage of innocent me.

[blckhaze]

so you start telling the truth, and losing inhibition?

classic white girl.

[MrsKellyPierce]

so you start telling the truth, and losing inhibition?

classic white girl. you racist lol

[Dinand]

lol perve, you would take advantage of innocent me.
Only if you're not going #5 on me ;-)

[Alyssa87]

its BOW LEGGED

not bull. unless the girl actually had legs like a bull :\

[ed_jaxon]

Yeah.

I wondered why you were only drinking bottled water.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Yeah.

I wondered why you were only drinking bottled water. Now you know Ed, I become a werewolf lol

[LTR_Seeker]

1. I become a critic lol I start telling people I don't like their hair or their shirt it needs to be burnt etc.

2. Kind of goes along with the first one, I was at wal greens one time to go to the bathroom on a long trip home and I guess I was making fun of a girl that was bull legged.

3. I start flashing people for no apparent reason, My friend Jessica said the other night I kept asking people if they want to see my boobs...I was like yeah I just had them done in October and these new hormones I am taking made my nipples bigger see lol and if they said no I guess I said fuck you then lol

4. I act really immature and try to have food fights at Ihop.

5. I puke, so gross lol

those are just a few reasons. What the hell you be at a ihop ..lol

[blckhaze]

so you start telling the truth, and losing inhibition?

classic white girl. you racist lol

lol

[justatransgirl]

.....

[skaterboisandiego]

I have a couple bottles of wine, wanna come over ;)

[tsmandy]

I get sick everytime I drink, which is a shame cause I do love a good shot of whiskey.

I miss drunk and horny.

[Hazel Tucker]

Try passing out while standing up and falling full force onto the bathroom floor, while on your way down you hit the side of the tub with the corner of your eye...and it pushes your dorky glasses into ur face and breaks them. You finally come to consciousness realizing your drunk best friend is slamming you in the face trying to wake your trashed-ass up. She then drags u over to the toilet and the nightmare is only beginning.

NEVER AGAIN! lol! :( [/url]

[MonsieurValentine]

I get sick everytime I drink, which is a shame cause I do love a good shot of whiskey.

I miss drunk and horny.

kelly AND mandy anyone?

[MrsKellyPierce]

Oh and cause I grin like the chesthire cat when I'm drunk too lol

And I look like a retard!

[MrsKellyPierce]

more lexamples lol

[barefootjoe69]

Aww, I like your smile! :wink:

[Felicia Katt]

you try to twist the pull tabs and pull the twist caps? you think you need to use a rubber when you cork screw? LOL

meow

FK

[Justawannabe]

Smile is good... it looks relaxed.

Sean

[Ozniak]

yes

[indeed]

doesnt help aging process

[muttley]

1. I become a critic lol I start telling people I don't like their hair or their shirt it needs to be burnt etc.

2. Kind of goes along with the first one, I was at wal greens one time to go to the bathroom on a long trip home and I guess I was making fun of a girl that was bull legged.

3. I start flashing people for no apparent reason, My friend Jessica said the other night I kept asking people if they want to see my boobs...I was like yeah I just had them done in October and these new hormones I am taking made my nipples bigger see lol and if they said no I guess I said fuck you then lol

4. I act really immature and try to have food fights at Ihop.

5. I puke, so gross lol

those are just a few reasons.

You sound like me when I'm sober.
[Jokes I'm note quite that bad but close]