HA,we got another one...email del dia:4

[Alyssa87]

This isn’t an email like the rest of them.

This is actually a reply to a reply that was sent to me.
...BUT ITS JUST AS HILARIOUS!


-------Original message---------
Wow what a beauty and that cock you are a vision. Im a 46yomale whitefrom Trenton. I want to suck you cock and u pound my boy-pussee. Is there a discrete motel close by you? Call me (609)xxx-xxxx If you want to get paid for it forget it.

-------------reply------------------

i’m sorry. really, i am.
no, you cant touch me whether u pay me or not.
i am 20 years old. YOURE OLDER THAN MY FATHER!! I know technically i’m legal, but that’s just gross.
i’m a TS, i’m not desperate, clearly your wife is. i feel even more sorry for her.

------------reply reply------------

Your delusional sweetie. You should be happy and take it were you can get it. No guy is gonna offer you anything more than I just did. I feel sory FORYOU. And your not that hot looking eithir. Why do you think I said I woulnt pay you?

[BeardedOne]

Wow! What performance!! :shock:

From "Wow what a beauty and that cock you are a vision." to "And your not that hot looking eithir." in a nonosecond! :lol:

I wonder what his turning radius is. :roll:

[Gmanfromthechi]

Rejections a bitch I guess.

[Alyssa87]

i wouldnt have been so nasty in my response if he didnt say 'If you want to get paid for it forget it'.

theres nothing wrong with wanting a young lady to pound you, or him wanting to suck it.

i just felt like i had to hit 'em where it hurt.

i'm not a bitch in real life, i just play one when replying to rude messages ;)

[Gmanfromthechi]

You look sweet as sugar babe.


I just LOVE how he wants u to pound his "boy pusseee" then when you say no, yer delusional and not hot lol.

[Jericho]

Wot a charmer! :shock:

You didn't slip boyfriend into the conversation? :lol:

[slinky]

i'm not a bitch in real life, i just play one when replying to rude messages ;)



i wanna be the bitch, damn.lol


Make up your mind, bitch!!!!! :eek:

[Alyssa87]

yooo..ur on a rampage with me tonite.

what did i ever do to you?!? :o

[slinky]

Don't you know what it means when a boy pulls on your pigtails?

[flabbybody]

yea, the line about him being older than your dad was a real kick in the balls. guys hate being reminded that chicks they chase are half their own age

[slinky]

Well, my boots are older than most of the girls at the parties............

[bartholomeus]

sorry to state the obvious but your not pretty... your gorgeous. That guy's just a pussy.

[melissacarter]

He's from Trenton what do you expect.

[Floyd R]

Melissa, you have become quite feisty lately. Now that I think about it Alyssa is also the same way. Maybe it's a result of something being put in the New Jersey water.

He's from Trenton what do you expect.

[StraightThoughChaser]

He's from Trenton what do you expect.

Him to paddle across the Delaware in a storm, slaughter German mercenaries, and commemorate the event with a classic portrait in oils. A wig is nice, but not essential.

[Alyssa87]

He's from Trenton what do you expect.

is it that bad?.lol

ive only been once. but it was straight to the state house and back home.

i did notice a lot of dilapidated buildings and factories tho.



AND FLOYD: ive been feisty lately? i try to bite my tongue when i see and read things i dont like. i guess sometimes i slip :cry:

[Floyd R]

Alyssa, it's not a bad thing by the way. :) I didn't mean in any way that you have a character flaw.



He's from Trenton what do you expect.

is it that bad?.lol

ive only been once. but it was straight to the state house and back home.

i did notice a lot of dilapidated buildings and factories tho.



AND FLOYD: ive been feisty lately? i try to bite my tongue when i see and read things i dont like. i guess sometimes i slip :cry:

[BeardedOne]

You didn't slip boyfriend into the conversation?

Fuck you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just watched that vid clip. I so am that guy. :shock:

And what's the beef with Trenton? Any geek worth their stuff knows that the Trenton State (TS - Ha! :D ) Computer Fair is the junqueyard of the gawds!

[Alyssa87]

why he hell would i ask him to be my boyfriend?

i said i wasnt desperate.

[slinky]

i said i wasnt desperate.

So do half the cockhounds on HA, but all you see is the soles of their feet. ;).

[Alyssa87]

lol..and u equate me with them, why?

[BeardedOne]

So do half the cockhounds on HA, but all you see is the soles of their feet.

Ow! Ow! Ow! :lol:

But maybe that is only with me...If we're facing each other. :lol:

Actually, my 'boyfriend' reference (And I think Jericho's also) pertained to the Snuffbox vidclip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

[slinky]

lol..and u equate me with them, why?


Why do you think this has to be about you? It's always about me. You remind me of this girlfriend I once had who thought everything was about her. I went to the trouble of making a super romantic candle lit dinner for her, and half way thru it she started again: "Oh, no. MY hair is on fire. Please help ME. Put it out, I'M burning up.". I couldn't take it anymore.

[Alyssa87]

lmao. i see why she's your ex then!