Not sounding like a cop when your calling a escort!! [Archive] - HungAngels

StraightThoughChaser

05-27-2008, 12:00 AM

Are you seriously asking how to not sound like a cop, or how to talk to them? I.e. have you failed to secure an escort's services because (she said) she thought you were a cop? Or did she refuse to work for you after hearing you on the phone, and you assumed that it was because she thought you were a cop? Or what?

Law and Law Enforcement are not my strong suits, but from what I know, a cop is the least of an escort's worries. By advertising herself as not a provider of sex for money, and then allowing the client to offer her money in exchange for sex, she can make a nontrivial case that the police have committed entrapment. Perhaps this will not stop a sufficiently determined (read: insensitive to cost-benefit analysis) DA, but it will make it difficult for him to proceed. With a sufficiently good lawyer, the risk to the escort may be fairly small, which is why the good Lord created discounts.

The real danger to escorts comes from violent and/or dishonest clients, who will cheat a girl out of her pay or physically attack her (hence the jokes about burying hookers in shallow graves on the interstate). This is why I would assume that, unless you have stronger evidence than "she said so", her refusal to be hired is due to her fear that you are violent. If you are inexperienced with escorts, you will probably be nervous. If you are a vice cop, you probably won't be. Most of the nervous callers are probably the "I've never done this before" types, but the rest are more likely to be violent than police. This would seem to imply that trying to sound aggressive is not your best bet.

A proper sensitivity to prior information reminds us that nervousness is almost certainly a sign of an inexperienced caller: inexperienced callers must outnumber cops and Jack-the-ripper reenaction enthusiasts significantly, or the escorting profession could not exist, and inexperience is known to lead to nervousness, especially with regard to escorts. Thus we have:

P(I|N) = [P(N|I) * P(I)]/P(N)

Where P(N|I) is high and P(I) is greater than P(I'). P(N), the base rate of nervousness in human beings, will affect our judgment of the absolute likelihood that a particular nervous caller is inexperienced, but not our judgment of the relative likelihood of the different explanations (since P(I'|N) = [P(N|I') * P(I')]/P(N)).

On the other hand, most escorts probably haven't had as much statistics as I've had.

In any case, the optimal strategy would seem to be to make no effort to fight your nervousness, but simply allow the girl to perceive it. Once you are more familiar with the standard protocols of the business, it will not seem so strange that you are not nervous, and you probably won't be anyway. However, if hiring an escort does not make you nervous in the slightest, do not attempt to fake nervousness; this is much harder than it sounds, and likely to be perceived as a huge red flag upon detection. Should your inexplicable lack of nervousness prevent you from hiring the escorts you like, a possible solution might be to hire an escort or two that you don't particularly like but who are less risk-averse, and allow them to serve as references for you via a review site.

Keep in mind, this is not the voice of experience: I'm just thinking hard about the problem. You may want to ask someone who knows what they're talking about.