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MrsKellyPierce
05-22-2008, 11:05 PM
With men not washing their dicks? And expect someone to play with it??

No one wants a stinky dinky!

Buddy Wood
05-22-2008, 11:23 PM
From this and other posts it sounds like you just live in a horrible place. Lots of ugly men with stinky dicks - unwilling to commit or pay well. Maybe it's just time for you to move.

Come to California. We wash our penises almost daily here.

MrsKellyPierce
05-22-2008, 11:42 PM
From this and other posts it sounds like you just live in a horrible place. Lots of ugly men with stinky dicks - unwilling to commit or pay well. Maybe it's just time for you to move.

Come to California. We wash our penises almost daily here. :lol:

Cyclops
05-23-2008, 01:35 AM
when I shower.I wash all over ,including my dick,including under the forskin.

why anyone would not keep it clean is beyond me.

It is a part of my body,just as my hands,arms ,feet,legs ,head,torso and ass are all parts of me.

Tomfurbs
05-23-2008, 01:40 AM
My parents - evangelical sadists that they are - saw to it that my foreskin was removed when I was a mere babe in arms, so I have never experienced this 'Dick Cheese' phenomena that you are alluding to.


All that withstanding, I cannot understand why washing ones cock is apparently so hard for some people.

hardharry585
05-23-2008, 05:02 AM
i prolly spend too much time in the shower washing mine... y'know, cleaning the pipes

jmecross2
05-23-2008, 05:06 AM
Why don't you move to New York? We have showers and $ . . .

canihavu
05-23-2008, 06:20 AM
With men not washing their dicks? And expect someone to play with it??

No one wants a stinky dinky!

I dunno. I love my dick too much to let it get dirty...

justatransgirl
05-23-2008, 08:44 AM
Dicks - nevermind their dicks - boys - please wash your ASS!

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

canihavu
05-23-2008, 12:01 PM
Dicks - nevermind their dicks - boys - please wash your ASS!

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

What the hell kind of guys do y'all deal with? lol

JANIRA
05-23-2008, 01:12 PM
I beg to differ ,its not just the unattractive who dont practice good genital hygiene , and i aint only refering to the unattractive , the good looking ones, the ones that get you all hot & bothered , are also packing, and it aint what you think , they are packing some kind of sick stench . I have had turn down plenty of men,who werent "FRESH" , and then when you bring it to their attention they act like your talking in some kinda foreign language .... Oh and i hate when after you bring it to their attention they say the ever so romantic phrase ,,,"LEMME GO WASH IT RIGHT QUICK"......... Sweety if you made it a point not to wash it well before you got here..., what's the point now...!???????///

needsum
05-23-2008, 07:48 PM
Here's a tip for all the smelly-dicked boys out there. Shower in the morning. I know, I know, you all say you do that. good, step one is easy then.

Next, keep a travel pack of baby wipes handy, in your car or your bag if you carry one. It's very simple. If you're going to have an encounter with a girl, simply hit the bathroom, whip out a wipe, get your cock and balls clean, and DONT FORGET the creases where your thighs meet your balls/abdomen. That is where there is plenty of skin to skin contact and makes for a great breeding ground for sweat and stink . . . and while you're there, give the ol' shot hole a swipe as well--can't hurt, and she'll appreicate it if she decides to wander back yonder while giving you the bj . . .

Use unscented wipes, and use some TP to help dry it up before you come out of the bathroom. Your girl will appreciate the cleanliness. And if you act sly she'll be none-the-wiser for it.

'Cause NOBODY likes to smell that stink!

MrsKellyPierce
05-23-2008, 09:44 PM
I beg to differ ,its not just the unattractive who dont practice good genital hygiene , and i aint only refering to the unattractive , the good looking ones, the ones that get you all hot & bothered , are also packing, and it what you think , they are packing some kind of sick stench . I have had turn down plenty of men,who werent "FRESH" , and then when you bring it to their attention they act like your talking in some kinda foreign language .... Oh and i hate when after you bring it to their attention they say the ever so romantic phrase ,,,"LEMME GO WASH IT RIGHT QUICK"......... Sweety if you made it a point not to wash it well before you got here..., what's the point now...!???????/// Thank you Janira!

artjangler
05-23-2008, 10:30 PM
I am so clean you could eat off it.

edward almond
01-01-2012, 04:21 AM
I really like you but it just occured to me you have foreskin when your penis is not erect.Are you going to say you never have hygeine problems after not bathing for a while.come on.

MrsKellyPierce
01-01-2012, 04:56 AM
I really like you but it just occured to me you have foreskin when your penis is not erect.Are you going to say you never have hygeine problems after not bathing for a while.come on.
You saw one pic and you obsess on that - I am circumcised - it was probably just cold that day and my dick was in turtle mode

Steve-Oh
01-01-2012, 05:38 AM
I am circumcised - it was probably just cold that day and my dick was in turtle mode

I'm a grower and seem to get a turtle neck when it's not in use, so I make it a point to cleanie my weenie daily.

I can't imagine waving it in someone's face all stanky and expecting some TLC.

feneman
01-01-2012, 06:34 AM
From this and other posts it sounds like you just live in a horrible place. Lots of ugly men with stinky dicks - unwilling to commit or pay well. Maybe it's just time for you to move.

Come to California. We wash our penises almost daily here.

almost ??
wait what ? you don't shower every day ? ewww !! LOL

edward almond
02-23-2012, 03:06 PM
Is turtle mode the same as being a grower.Foreskin is still foreskin even if some has been removed.I know their are still people who are clipped who still have a smell.

irvin66
02-23-2012, 03:51 PM
Yes it is disgusting. But I have also seen that some people do not wash their hands after they've been to the bathroom and peed it's disgusting too! :ignore:

snacks35
02-24-2012, 10:20 PM
My monster smells real tasty.... wanna try a lick or two??:tongue:

hunster
02-24-2012, 10:49 PM
Wipes are a must but i usually grab the guest towel for the final wipe. You know the towel in the bathroom you mother used to yell at you if you touched. :joke: