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mimiplastique
04-19-2008, 05:48 AM
LOOK OUT FELLAS THIS ONE I A BOY IN A WIG !!!! NO BREASTS AND A BAD ODOR
HE COMES TO THE DOOR IN A WIG ! WITH A BEARD STAIN WITH PLENTY OF STUBBLE AND A SHADOW
HE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS "ELECTROLYSIS " BUT IT WAS CLEAR HE HAD NEVER SEEN A TREATMENT IN HIS LIFE . ALSO HOW HIS CAREER ON EROS.COM WAS A FAILURE AND I FELT BAD FOR THE POOR GUY . THERE WAS TRASH ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND AND CATS EVERYWHERE.
I PROCEEDED INTO THE BEDROOM TO BE NICE AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE .THE FIRST THING THAT I NOTICED WAS A SWASTIKA FLAG ON THE WALL IT PONDERED ME AS TO WHY BUT SAY LA VE . HE TRIED DESPRATELY TO SEDUCE ME WITH A PAIR OF OLD TATTERED THONGS ON AND WHEN I FINALLY GEY HARD ENOUGH THEN HE SHIT ALL OVER MY DICK . THE ROOM SMELLED LIKE A DEAD BODY . SHIT FLEW ALL ACROSS THE BED.
SHE TRIED TO TALK LOUD AND PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED BUT THE STENCH WAS UNBEARABLE . I ASKED TO TAKE A SHOWER AND RAN INTO HER ROOMMATE LAUGHING BEHIND A DOOR. THERE WERE NO CLEAN TOWELS IN THE REST ROOM NOR TOILET PAPER .

THIS TRULY WAS A SHITTY SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED .

DarkVision
04-19-2008, 06:19 AM
this happened to you? why didnt you just leave Mimi, just to add as a saturday note i still LOVE YO ASS!

spankrod
04-19-2008, 03:50 PM
Welcome to the Internet.

BrendaQG
04-19-2008, 10:05 PM
If this is supposed to be about me then it totally contradicts things you have said before. Supposedly I am so un attractive that no one would ever even come over. :roll:

(We all know at least half of the cock hounds would literally kiss my ass to suck my dick. Or any other trannies for that matter. That's why they pay.)

HeavenlySin
04-20-2008, 09:57 AM
omg... that is hilarious. brenda, you know you're supposed to douche baby girl!

blacktgirls
04-20-2008, 10:08 AM
the sexual tension between you two ........why don't you just fuck already and get it over with! loli thought you gals were 75% made up...... :smh