Willie Escalade
04-13-2008, 01:47 PM
This was sent to me in an email from a Yahoo group I'm apart of. Don't know if the author was being sarcastic or trying to be funny. Y'all be the judge.
10 Curious Things About Tranny Chasers
For those of my gentle readers who may not be familiar with the
term "Tranny Chaser," it is a term that is used within the mutual
symbiotic parasite-host system of straight male-to-female
crossdressers and their straight male admirers, or chasers. Because I
don't mind calling myself a transvestite, I've had to run in these
circles for years. With benefit of observation then, I've compiled a
list of ten oddities concering this species of males.
1. Trannychasers have a curious way of magically transforming into
MEN in trans-oriented bars and clubs. The moment they are in public,
they apparently get tinkled by the heterosexual wand of conformity.
2. Trannychasers hold doors open for their ladies, but then ask them
to "split a motel tab."
3. Trannychasers like calling us trannies, but get insulted when we
call them "Sweet N' Low Daddies." Wonder how we could have arrived at
that conclusion?
4.Tranny chasers must watch a lot of Happy Days, because they think a
car is the only place to make out.
5. Trannychasers perform courtship rituals in reverse: They talk
about sex first before they buy you a drink. Does this mean they want
us to follow suit and wreck their families first before meeting them
at a seedy motel?
6. Trannychasers make many promises behind closed doors, but walk
ahead of you, looking around nervously, pretending he's not with you
when in public. Apparently the opinion of absolute strangers is THAT
valuable.
7. Trannychasers have a variety of custom-made computer mouse for
surfing our websites. Apparently, their mouse button only click on
links that say "photo gallery."
8. Trannychasers experience (SADD) Sudden Attention Deficit Disorder
whenever a skirt is not worn.
9. Trannychasers always demand that us girls pass completely as
beautiful hot babes, but think it's unfair that we judge them on
their blank, empty, pictureless online profiles.
10. Trannychasers have a tendency to say "Just so you know, I'm
straight" …usually with their mouths full.
BONUS fact: 30 cases of trannychaser castration have been reported
this year: Their internet service was cut and their modems were taken
away.
10 Curious Things About Tranny Chasers
For those of my gentle readers who may not be familiar with the
term "Tranny Chaser," it is a term that is used within the mutual
symbiotic parasite-host system of straight male-to-female
crossdressers and their straight male admirers, or chasers. Because I
don't mind calling myself a transvestite, I've had to run in these
circles for years. With benefit of observation then, I've compiled a
list of ten oddities concering this species of males.
1. Trannychasers have a curious way of magically transforming into
MEN in trans-oriented bars and clubs. The moment they are in public,
they apparently get tinkled by the heterosexual wand of conformity.
2. Trannychasers hold doors open for their ladies, but then ask them
to "split a motel tab."
3. Trannychasers like calling us trannies, but get insulted when we
call them "Sweet N' Low Daddies." Wonder how we could have arrived at
that conclusion?
4.Tranny chasers must watch a lot of Happy Days, because they think a
car is the only place to make out.
5. Trannychasers perform courtship rituals in reverse: They talk
about sex first before they buy you a drink. Does this mean they want
us to follow suit and wreck their families first before meeting them
at a seedy motel?
6. Trannychasers make many promises behind closed doors, but walk
ahead of you, looking around nervously, pretending he's not with you
when in public. Apparently the opinion of absolute strangers is THAT
valuable.
7. Trannychasers have a variety of custom-made computer mouse for
surfing our websites. Apparently, their mouse button only click on
links that say "photo gallery."
8. Trannychasers experience (SADD) Sudden Attention Deficit Disorder
whenever a skirt is not worn.
9. Trannychasers always demand that us girls pass completely as
beautiful hot babes, but think it's unfair that we judge them on
their blank, empty, pictureless online profiles.
10. Trannychasers have a tendency to say "Just so you know, I'm
straight" …usually with their mouths full.
BONUS fact: 30 cases of trannychaser castration have been reported
this year: Their internet service was cut and their modems were taken
away.