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ARMANIXXX
04-07-2008, 07:50 AM
Just cause I'm bored, I decided to post what I wrote to Melissa Milano on TER, and with her response, it was clear that she missed the point entirely on CLASS and WISDOM.






I feel I have a right to defend myself!

I am sorry that you posted this review of me --- but after reading it, I think I have to tell the whole story ----

In response to my latest review from (SMUTTLEYDFS) I hope you read this,
first of all, you were over a half hour late ---
second of all, you had very poor hygiene --- you clearly had failed to take a shower before coming to see me and I suspect from your odor that it had been several days since your body had seen soap. Your odor was so foul that I seriously reconsidered whether I should see you at all ....
third of all, you were very overweight --- which is not necessarily a problem --- but combined with the odor, you really presented a pretty disgusting spectacle for me.
finally, you never made any requests of any specific outfits you wanted me to wear... I always do my best to accommodate my clients' wishes and satisfy their desires --- its fun for me as well. But honey, I am not a mind reader --- You need to tell me your fantasy if you expect me to satisfy it. It is unfair and ridiculous for you to criticize my failure to satisfy a fantasy that you completely failed to describe or share with me.

Your review makes it clear that you are used to service from Bangkok street girls who are $20 per visit. I dont want to be a diva, but if you been driving Yugos your whole life, a Ferrari can be pretty intimidating .... And based on that revelation, I am glad that I did not top you --- anyone willing to see $20 street girls in Thailand is self-destructive and unconcerned about his health. I take a lot of pride in staying healthy and I am certainly not going to take risks with some street-whore-loving fat smelly loser who doesn't get what he wants & bashes me.
Anyway ---- I have four pages of excellent reviews that speak for themselves. The fact that one fat lonely angry clown writes a review says a lot more about him and his problems than it says about me ....


Related Link: http://www.tsmelissamilano.com








Next, Melissa responded:


had every right to take his money, he made an appointment with me (when I travel I am usually booked) he made an appointment,showed up almost 40 min late, I had another appt right after him who just happened to be on time, why should I mes up my day just because he was late & loose out on money ? And as far as im concerned the money is for my time only. He is lucky I let him do what we did do for the small amount of time we spent together. Im not concerned anymore.I just feel us as providers have a right to defend ourself's. I already gave his info to a number of high end providers so they dont waste their time with him.

On another note, my website is going thru some changes,should be up in running by next week! Those who know me know that I treat all my clients with respect & expect the same.
xxxooo
TS Melissa Milano




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ARMANIXXX
04-07-2008, 07:52 AM
Posted by Armanixxx


I understand what you are saying in terms of, this being "your time" and you want to be compensated just for your trouble, and the street smart side of this says you are 100% correct.

But here's where, at least in my opinion and in my opinion of you, here's where that train of thought has a sobering collision.

Your overall reviews over time are quite good. I've personally never seen you, but I think it's safe to say that you are among the "top shelf" of TS escorts. From your pics, your website and your looks reflect high class, as well as your service and your rates. Someone like you really can operate what you do into a true life sustaining profession......not just a job, but profession. There are only a handful of girls that can claim this type of status.

Someone like you, I'm surprised you didn't take the classy and high road. I'm surprised you didn't simply stop the session and tell the guy, "I can't continue this session. Your odor is appalling to me. I'm a classy woman and I really can only reserve my time for classy men. The way your hygiene is, the way you smell, that isn't classy baby. I'm sorry but you'll have to leave, and please don't think badly of me, but I think I deserve the best so I can give you my best. Here's the money.......you take care and God bless you".

Not only is it good karma Melissa, but I bet that guy may have either left you money, taken a shower and made himself immaculate, and/or, would have been too embarrassed to even have the nerve to write that blemishing--albeit small blemish under the circumstances--review. And not only that, and while it's not your job to educate, you would have probably taught that smelly pig a lesson....a lesson some other girl probably wouldn't have to go through with him the next time.


That type of character is rare, Melissa. That type of genuine character is in fact called CLASS.
I hope that you, in spite of this one trivial pique, I hope that you are able to continue your long run of Class.

ARMANIXXX
04-07-2008, 07:53 AM
Posted by TS_MelissaMilano


Regardless of what I did or say he would of wrote me a bad review,because he didnt get what he wanted,& If I would of gave him what he wanted i guarantee you my ratings would be 9's & 10's...easy for you guys to say all this,you arent the provider,you dont know what happens,or what we go through.
Thanks for your input though.

ARMANIXXX
04-07-2008, 08:00 AM
So I'm just curious,

How many of you girls would take the money?

Would any of you give all or some of the money back?


Before answering, keep in mind that Melissa is considered a REPUTABLE working girl. So pretend that you are too.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=48830

bucatini70
04-07-2008, 01:21 PM
if i am insulted by the Bangkok comment.....if you mean that all girls who are in are low class and dirty then i am very offended to also say 20 dollars for a girl is just wrong that would be about 600 baht the rate for a girl in Bangkok is not less than 1000 but for better girl at least 1500 to 2000 baht i think about 50 dollars considering the the average wage in my country quite high although i share this with you i myself have never found the need to work as escort, in bar or in club i am university educated and work in the IT field, i take showers many time each day and take much pride in my dress unlike your country i have many choice i not need to do this thing but if another chose ok you should not say thing you do not know

BrendaQG
04-07-2008, 03:50 PM
@Armanixxx

This is a no win situation for you. I don't think anyone is going to second guess another TS about this.

I mean, their are times when the man's funkiness does not reveal itself until both of your clothes are off and he's ragingly horny. To say no after a certain point can be hazardous for a girls health.

ARMANIXXX
04-07-2008, 07:45 PM
@Armanixxx

This is a no win situation for you. I don't think anyone is going to second guess another TS about this.

I mean, their are times when the man's funkiness does not reveal itself until both of your clothes are off and he's ragingly horny. To say no after a certain point can be hazardous for a girls health.



So you're saying it would be better to take his money rather than give it back?

ARMANIXXX
04-08-2008, 08:50 PM
^

:wink:

ARMANIXXX
04-08-2008, 09:14 PM
ok,

I'm off to work now.....


And I want more responses.

ARMANIXXX
04-11-2008, 03:42 PM
Ok....

1 more bump.

peggygee
04-11-2008, 05:40 PM
if i am insulted by the Bangkok comment.....if you mean that all girls who are in are low class and dirty then i am very offended to also say 20 dollars for a girl is just wrong that would be about 600 baht the rate for a girl in Bangkok is not less than 1000 but for better girl at least 1500 to 2000 baht i think about 50 dollars considering the the average wage in my country quite high although i share this with you i myself have never found the need to work as escort, in bar or in club i am university educated and work in the IT field, i take showers many time each day and take much pride in my dress unlike your country i have many choice i not need to do this thing but if another chose ok you should not say thing you do not know

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/thailan_Hz.gif

Sawadee kaa bucatini70.

I too feel that the comments made in reference to Bangkok are inaccurate.

It's truly a matter of comparing apples to oranges, as the costs of living
and exchange rate between the dollar and the baht skew the comparision.

Having been to Thailand many times I can attest that it is not some
impoverished third world country.

So much love to the LOS, and I will be back soon to my second home.

Now totally off-topic:

I just wanted to say I love the photos of your wife, she looks great in
them.

They're very artsy, I love B & W, and I am going to
try to duplicate them.

ARMANIXXX
04-11-2008, 06:14 PM
if i am insulted by the Bangkok comment.....if you mean that all girls who are in are low class and dirty then i am very offended to also say 20 dollars for a girl is just wrong that would be about 600 baht the rate for a girl in Bangkok is not less than 1000 but for better girl at least 1500 to 2000 baht i think about 50 dollars considering the the average wage in my country quite high although i share this with you i myself have never found the need to work as escort, in bar or in club i am university educated and work in the IT field, i take showers many time each day and take much pride in my dress unlike your country i have many choice i not need to do this thing but if another chose ok you should not say thing you do not know
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LOL


I'm sorry yall.....but that is funny.


We aren't 20 dollars..........We're 50 dollars, chump!!!


LOL


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AverageJob
04-11-2008, 08:12 PM
Dont expect any prostitute to return the money theyll say it makes up for the preparation of the meating

foolish99
04-11-2008, 08:31 PM
ARMANIXXX you are sooooo awesome for sharing this with all of us. This thread, which was dying the well ignored death it deserved, was repeatedly bumped by you over a 4-day period until it finally gained the interest of "we like girls in Bangkok" crowd. You have clearly demonstrated that you have far more escort experience than most of us and further that you have a bright future as a transsexual escort consultant --- perhaps you can get McKinsey or Bain to expand the industries that they work with to include transsexual hookers. If nothing else, it is nice to see you lecturing her on "class." Nice. Clearly, you know of what you speak. Your idea that Melissa should have stopped the guy, mid-hard-on, and told him that he smelt like a fake pussy that had never been douched --- man, you are brilliant! Even better was your anticipation that his response would be "hey, how about if I take a shower? then, after I shower and clean myself while you sit here on the bed, I'll come back and get my hard-on back and it will be awesome." To which Melissa, if she had any CLASS, would have said, "great, I had hoped you would say that because I wanted my 1 hour session (for which you were 45 miunutes late) to be a 2 hour session for the same price. I have Irish Spring, Lava, Dove and Ivory -- which would you prefer?" You sir are a genius and an escort expert, but most impressive is your desperation to share your wisdom with us by bumping your inane advice repeatedly. Anyway, I for one appreciated it --- I plan to see escorts now right after I am done at the gym and without wiping my ass --- I plan to arrive 45 minutes late. And if they dont have a bar of soap for me when I get there, well then, I will lecture them on their lack of class, slander them on the internet and direct them to you.

ARMANIXXX
04-11-2008, 08:45 PM
ARMANIXXX you are sooooo awesome for sharing this with all of us. This thread, which was dying the well ignored death it deserved, was repeatedly bumped by you over a 4-day period until it finally gained the interest of "we like girls in Bangkok" crowd. You have clearly demonstrated that you have far more escort experience than most of us and further that you have a bright future as a transsexual escort consultant --- perhaps you can get McKinsey or Bain to expand the industries that they work with to include transsexual hookers. If nothing else, it is nice to see you lecturing her on "class." Nice. Clearly, you know of what you speak. Your idea that Melissa should have stopped the guy, mid-hard-on, and told him that he smelt like a fake pussy that had never been douched --- man, you are brilliant! Even better was your anticipation that his response would be "hey, how about if I take a shower? then, after I shower and clean myself while you sit here on the bed, I'll come back and get my hard-on back and it will be awesome." To which Melissa, if she had any CLASS, would have said, "great, I had hoped you would say that because I wanted my 1 hour session (for which you were 45 miunutes late) to be a 2 hour session for the same price. I have Irish Spring, Lava, Dove and Ivory -- which would you prefer?" You sir are a genius and an escort expert, but most impressive is your desperation to share your wisdom with us by bumping your inane advice repeatedly. Anyway, I for one appreciated it --- I plan to see escorts now right after I am done at the gym and without wiping my ass --- I plan to arrive 45 minutes late. And if they dont have a bar of soap for me when I get there, well then, I will lecture them on their lack of class, slander them on the internet and direct them to you.

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I'm glad you were entertained ;)

sexyshana
04-12-2008, 06:40 AM
ARMANIXXX you are sooooo awesome for sharing this with all of us. This thread, which was dying the well ignored death it deserved, was repeatedly bumped by you over a 4-day period until it finally gained the interest of "we like girls in Bangkok" crowd. You have clearly demonstrated that you have far more escort experience than most of us and further that you have a bright future as a transsexual escort consultant --- perhaps you can get McKinsey or Bain to expand the industries that they work with to include transsexual hookers. If nothing else, it is nice to see you lecturing her on "class." Nice. Clearly, you know of what you speak. Your idea that Melissa should have stopped the guy, mid-hard-on, and told him that he smelt like a fake pussy that had never been douched --- man, you are brilliant! Even better was your anticipation that his response would be "hey, how about if I take a shower? then, after I shower and clean myself while you sit here on the bed, I'll come back and get my hard-on back and it will be awesome." To which Melissa, if she had any CLASS, would have said, "great, I had hoped you would say that because I wanted my 1 hour session (for which you were 45 miunutes late) to be a 2 hour session for the same price. I have Irish Spring, Lava, Dove and Ivory -- which would you prefer?" You sir are a genius and an escort expert, but most impressive is your desperation to share your wisdom with us by bumping your inane advice repeatedly. Anyway, I for one appreciated it --- I plan to see escorts now right after I am done at the gym and without wiping my ass --- I plan to arrive 45 minutes late. And if they dont have a bar of soap for me when I get there, well then, I will lecture them on their lack of class, slander them on the internet and direct them to you.

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I'm glad you were entertained ;)


mmmmmmmmmm foolish ... me love you loooong time. :D

sexyshana
04-12-2008, 06:41 AM
[quote=foolish99]ARMANIXXX you are sooooo awesome for sharing this with all of us. This thread, which was dying the well ignored death it deserved, was repeatedly bumped by you over a 4-day period until it finally gained the interest of "we like girls in Bangkok" crowd. You have clearly demonstrated that you have far more escort experience than most of us and further that you have a bright future as a transsexual escort consultant --- perhaps you can get McKinsey or Bain to expand the industries that they work with to include transsexual hookers. If nothing else, it is nice to see you lecturing her on "class." Nice. Clearly, you know of what you speak. Your idea that Melissa should have stopped the guy, mid-hard-on, and told him that he smelt like a fake pussy that had never been douched --- man, you are brilliant! Even better was your anticipation that his response would be "hey, how about if I take a shower? then, after I shower and clean myself while you sit here on the bed, I'll come back and get my hard-on back and it will be awesome." To which Melissa, if she had any CLASS, would have said, "great, I had hoped you would say that because I wanted my 1 hour session (for which you were 45 miunutes late) to be a 2 hour session for the same price. I have Irish Spring, Lava, Dove and Ivory -- which would you prefer?" You sir are a genius and an escort expert, but most impressive is your desperation to share your wisdom with us by bumping your inane advice repeatedly. Anyway, I for one appreciated it --- I plan to see escorts now right after I am done at the gym and without wiping my ass --- I plan to arrive 45 minutes late. And if they dont have a bar of soap for me when I get there, well then, I will lecture them on their lack of class, slander them on the internet and direct them to you.

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mmmmmmmmmm foolish ... me love you loooong time. :D