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mimiplastique
03-26-2008, 10:21 PM
Gentlemen,

I am looking for men who know what they want and are willing to do what it takes to get it. I am 5'8" 36B-27-41 and functional. I have a Bachelor's degree and go to school this way. I know how to act rite in public. Newcomers to the scene are welcome. Call me************** Aisha

At my place, 200
At yours, only if we have met before.

Blocked #'s will be ignored.



now who the fucks add do you think this is ??????
validation on a craigs list add???
can you go any lower ????
i mean post the add don't give us your sob story of a life .


and for someone with a bachlors degree you would think he would spell the word RIGHT RIGHT !!!!

BrendaQG
03-27-2008, 01:37 AM
Allot of the Ad's for those "Emperors club" ladies mentioned education. So why not mine?

Don't know what I am talking about /don't belive me. See here (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.mandriva:en-US:official&hs=Atz&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Emperors+club+masters+degree&spell=1)

I think only insecure people would have a problem with / give a damm about my mention of education in my ad.

Why mention it? Education like mentioning being a beauty pageant winner gives an indication of mental quality. To some people it matters and those are the men who call me when I mention this in my ad. I get fewer guys who were just released from prison.

(Mimi don't take anything I said above as pertaining to or being about you or some kind of a veiled insult. Move on.)

ozTSlover
03-27-2008, 01:39 AM
The American education system must be very different to the rest of the world. You get a Bachelors degree and then you go back to school. Is that rite?....sorry, is that right?

muhmuh
03-27-2008, 01:43 AM
maybe shes trying to say that she will practice voodoo in public if youre into that sort of thing for whatever reason... stabbing voodoo dolls being bottomed its all very similar if you think about it
why exactly having a degree named after a reality show is something to be proud of is beyond me though

BrendaQG
03-27-2008, 01:47 AM
LOL @ muhmuh

@ oZ.

It's called graduate school sweet heart. It's that thing people do in trying to get the MS or PhD. They do that differently in oZ?

mimiplastique
03-27-2008, 03:16 AM
Allot of the Ad's for those "Emperors club" ladies mentioned education. So why not mine?

Don't know what I am talking about /don't belive me. See here (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.mandriva:en-US:official&hs=Atz&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Emperors+club+masters+degree&spell=1)

I think only insecure people would have a problem with / give a damm about my mention of education in my ad.

Why mention it? Education like mentioning being a beauty pageant winner gives an indication of mental quality. To some people it matters and those are the men who call me when I mention this in my ad. I get fewer guys who were just released from prison.

(Mimi don't take anything I said above as pertaining to or being about you or some kind of a veiled insult. Move on.)
no offense taken ... it's just i saw the add and wondered what client would give two shits about your brain .....
when you post an add any where you become like a toilet for sperm
they dump it off on you and then they leave ....
your brain has nothing to do with you genitals ,looks of the way you service a man ....
now i did not see any mention of a cock size or breast size either ...
mentioning winning a beauty pageant has very little to do with turning a trick either ....

blacktgirls
03-27-2008, 03:44 AM
:2cent well at least she hinted at her price. you girls here should really educate fellows like myself who are new to the game and do not know what is the proper escort etiquette . if you girls don't list a price am i supposed to call and ask you over the phone? if i call and you tell me what your price is do i then on the phone tell you what kind of sexual acts i am looking for? it would seem a bit bizarre to travel all the way to meet you to then discuss price and what sexual acts you will perform. i think if you girls could answer these questions or explain how the business works it would make it more comfortable for me and the newbies to call you girls to make a date so please , please please let me know...............signed,...clueless

mimiplastique
03-27-2008, 04:01 AM
:2cent well at least she hinted at her price. you girls here should really educate fellows like myself who are new to the game and do not know what is the proper escort etiquette . if you girls don't list a price am i supposed to call and ask you over the phone? if i call and you tell me what your price is do i then on the phone tell you what kind of sexual acts i am looking for? it would seem a bit bizarre to travel all the way to meet you to then discuss price and what sexual acts you will perform. i think if you girls could answer these questions or explain how the business works it would make it more comfortable for me and the newbies to call you girls to make a date so please , please please let me know...............signed,...clueless

well i believe that if you are bold enough to put a price in your add you deserve to face the music that goes along with the solicitation charge your going to get when and if you are caught now "brenda is asking for quite a bit of money for someone who has turned two clients .... but maybe she is asking for too little considering how there are no limitations to what she will do for the 200 ( how you doing?)

ask over the phone ???? i don't know ...

ozTSlover
03-27-2008, 04:12 AM
@ oZ.

It's called graduate school sweet heart. It's that thing people do in trying to get the MS or PhD. They do that differently in oZ?

They certainly do sweet heart. In Oz you do both your degree and Masters or PhD at University. The average degree is 4-5 years and a Masters is another 2-3

antiasskisser
03-27-2008, 05:22 AM
Gentlemen,

I am looking for men who know what they want and are willing to do what it takes to get it. I am 5'8" 36B-27-41 and functional. I have a Bachelor's degree and go to school this way. I know how to act rite in public. Newcomers to the scene are welcome. Call me************** Aisha

At my place, 200
At yours, only if we have met before.

Blocked #'s will be ignored.



now who the fucks add do you think this is ??????
validation on a craigs list add???
can you go any lower ????
i mean post the add don't give us your sob story of a life .


and for someone with a bachlors degree you would think he would spell the word RIGHT RIGHT !!!!Actually, the person posting the ad did spell Bachelor's Degree right. Ummm, u spelled it wrong. I've seen ads before where girls list their level of education. I actually pay a little more attention to it cause they aren't the norm. Not that it makes them a better provider for sex, but they may be able to converse about more than money and sex. Again, something different and slightly refreshing from the norm. Some men are attracted to body and brains. Total package if u will. Not saying this is Brenda. But I've enjoyed the company of providers like this. Makes me more willing to see them under other circumstances. Like a dinner date at an upscale restaurant or a number of other places.

ozTSlover
03-27-2008, 05:36 AM
Actually, the person posting the ad did spell Bachelor's Degree right. Ummm, u spelled it wrong. I've seen ads before where girls list their level of education. I actually pay a little more attention to it cause they aren't the norm. Not that it makes them a better provider for sex, but they may be able to converse about more than money and sex. Again, something different and slightly refreshing from the norm. Some men are attracted to body and brains. Total package if u will. Not saying this is Brenda. But I've enjoyed the company of providers like this. Makes me more willing to see them under other circumstances. Like a dinner date at an upscale restaurant or a number of other places.

Mimi wasn't correcting the spelling of Bachelor's Degree, she was correcting the spelling of RIGHT (spelled RITE in the ad) and if you are going to use the Queens English correctly, then it's YOU not U.

antiasskisser
03-27-2008, 05:52 AM
Actually, the person posting the ad did spell Bachelor's Degree right. Ummm, u spelled it wrong. I've seen ads before where girls list their level of education. I actually pay a little more attention to it cause they aren't the norm. Not that it makes them a better provider for sex, but they may be able to converse about more than money and sex. Again, something different and slightly refreshing from the norm. Some men are attracted to body and brains. Total package if u will. Not saying this is Brenda. But I've enjoyed the company of providers like this. Makes me more willing to see them under other circumstances. Like a dinner date at an upscale restaurant or a number of other places.

Mimi wasn't correcting the spelling of Bachelor's Degree, she was correcting the spelling of RIGHT (spelled RITE in the ad) and if you are going to use the Queens English correctly, then it's YOU not U.Ok captain save an illiterate trannie, I use u out of laziness. Anyone online knows that u is substituted for you. And while we're at it, she spelled ad wrong in the subject line. Take a minute to read my sig line before u start with me. I have no tolereance for chasers who try to score online points for possibly a free fuck someday. I will destroy u. Now run along.

ozTSlover
03-27-2008, 06:59 AM
Ok captain save an illiterate trannie, I use u out of laziness. Anyone online knows that u is substituted for you. And while we're at it, she spelled ad wrong in the subject line. Take a minute to read my sig line before u start with me. I have no tolereance for chasers who try to score online points for possibly a free fuck someday. I will destroy u. Now run along.

Whatever you say tosser'

TsVanessa69
03-27-2008, 08:55 AM
If you were as smart as you say, you wouldn't have to post on CL. :roll:

hungone
03-27-2008, 10:16 PM
Right why would you even be posting on there if you have a degree. You should be making money doing legal stuff. And who cares about your degree when they paying for sex anyway. To me they losers if they have to pay to play anyway.

silvertear
03-27-2008, 10:34 PM
In reference to CL, what does having a bachelors and posting on craigs list have to do with anything???? CL is one of the most prominent and well driven free advertised online websites out there today.

Someone care to explain why it would be stupid for anyone with a Bachelor's degree to post on CL? when its free, its easy to cover your tracks and you don't have to pay a penny for your advertisement, IT WOULD BE blissful stupidity NOT to post on CL.

""Whoa wow, news flash everyone!!!! EVERYONE WHO HAS THEIR Bachelor's degree has a god given job and isn't homeless!!!"" and im not saying that on behalf of brenda im saying that on the premises of stupid stereotypes. :roll:

TsVanessa69
03-28-2008, 12:37 AM
In reference to CL, what does having a bachelors and posting on craigs list have to do with anything???? CL is one of the most prominent and well driven free advertised online websites out there today.

Someone care to explain why it would be stupid for anyone with a Bachelor's degree to post on CL? when its free, its easy to cover your tracks and you don't have to pay a penny for your advertisement, IT WOULD BE blissful stupidity NOT to post on CL.

""Whoa wow, news flash everyone!!!! EVERYONE WHO HAS THEIR Bachelor's degree has a god given job and isn't homeless!!!"" and im not saying that on behalf of brenda im saying that on the premises of stupid stereotypes. :roll:
Its just that Hontis (Brenda) always told us how smart he was and that he didn't have to escort. Now look at him

Svejk
03-28-2008, 01:35 AM
This sounds a bit racist, but I'm going to say it anyway

I would guess from that add that the poster probably doesn't have English as her first language and is, in my opinion, probaly asian, as a woman's education is quite a big deal 'over there'.

Racism over, its probably someone taking the piss.

TsVanessa69
03-28-2008, 01:46 AM
This sounds a bit racist, but I'm going to say it anyway

I would guess from that add that the poster probably doesn't have English as her first language and is, in my opinion, probaly asian, as a woman's education is quite a big deal 'over there'.

Racism over, its probably someone taking the piss.
Wow, somebody doesn't keep up around here. Hontis is black, not asian :roll:

timxxx
03-28-2008, 03:10 AM
This sounds a bit racist, but I'm going to say it anyway

I would guess from that add that the poster probably doesn't have English as her first language and is, in my opinion,

Yes you are right,she's American :wink: :lol:

BrendaQG
03-28-2008, 09:41 AM
@ Vanessa

Touche. CL is not usually a place where girls try to come off like that. Which is exactly why I am doing that. To stand out. Basically what antiasskisser said.

Nice picture by the way really. It reminds me of Lucy and I love lucy. :-)

@ hungone.

Yeah that's the way college is sold degree=job. It hardly ever works that way IRL.

mimiplastique
03-28-2008, 10:38 AM
@ Vanessa

Touche. CL is not usually a place where girls try to come off like that. Which is exactly why I am doing that. To stand out. Basically what antiasskisser said.

Nice picture by the way really. It reminds me of Lucy and I love lucy. :-)

@ hungone.

Yeah that's the way college is sold degree=job. It hardly ever works that way IRL.


SO POINTING OUT THAT I HAD SOME OF MY OWN SPELLING ERRORS I WILL ADMIT I AM NO BACHELOR DEGREE HOLDER BUT I DID DYE MY HAIR BACK TO BLONDE THIS TODAY AND SAW OVER 10 CLIENTS THIS WEEK !!!!
( NOT BRAGGING )

BUT WITH THIS MENTION OF YOU DEGREE HOW MANY MEN ACTUALLY STOPPED BY AND GAVE YOU 200 ???? you know standing out and all ....


OH AND I BROKE MY SELF AWAY FROM THE FRENCH TIP PEDICURE !!!! I HAVE A SOFT SPRING PINK COLOR NOT QUITE PICK BUT NOT QUITE WHITE EITHER ... IT'S REALLY NICE :)
AND I ALSO PAID 17.50 FOR A TAN :(
I LEFT MY LOTION AT HOME AND HAD TO BUY A DAMN BRONZER PACK FOR 7.50 + THE PRICE OF THE TAN
NEXT TIME I'LL JUST GO TO A BETTER TAN
ON BREN MARR
THEY LET ME TAN FOR FREE THERE :) + THEY GIVE ME FREE LOTION WITH 4 BRONZERS :)

NOT TOO BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NO EDGEUCATION :shock: :lol:

Svejk
03-28-2008, 02:26 PM
Wow, somebody doesn't keep up around here. Hontis is black, not asian :roll:

My bad, should probably read all the other posts first, eh?

mimiplastique
03-28-2008, 04:47 PM
?????????????

mimiplastique
03-28-2008, 04:48 PM
?????????????

mimiplastique
03-28-2008, 06:08 PM
-you can CLEARLY see this is someone black when you look at the picture

TsVanessa69
03-28-2008, 06:36 PM
Right why would you even be posting on there if you have a degree. You should be making money doing legal stuff. And who cares about your degree when they paying for sex anyway. To me they losers if they have to pay to play anyway.I agree with you to a point. Yes if you have a degree why not do something legal. I mean she always threw it in our faces that she was so educated and smarter then we were. Yet still a prostitute and on CL at that. I mean if you were so smart, why not have a little more class and style. Why not Eros, or hey, invest and build a site??? I mean, I may not have a degree, but I'm business smart. For instance, that preview of those new pics I posted right here brought 2 paying clients. Having a degree does not make you smarter than anyone, and definatly not a better fuck.

mimiplastique
03-28-2008, 08:36 PM
Right why would you even be posting on there if you have a degree. You should be making money doing legal stuff. And who cares about your degree when they paying for sex anyway. To me they losers if they have to pay to play anyway.I agree with you to a point. Yes if you have a degree why not do something legal. I mean she always threw it in our faces that she was so educated and smarter then we were. Yet still a prostitute and on CL at that. I mean if you were so smart, why not have a little more class and style. Why not Eros, or hey, invest and build a site??? I mean, I may not have a degree, but I'm business smart. For instance, that preview of those new pics I posted right here brought 2 paying clients. Having a degree does not make you smarter than anyone, and definatly not a better fuck.


girl dead on again .... but i just realized one thing .....
this was not my place to even comment on and it is not my ad ,nor do i live with her and have to worry about her bills so lets her keep on throwing her education in others faces and making an ass out of herself by continuing to ask for 200 when the highest she was ever paid was 100.
run on sentence smart ass <<<< and that one was a fragment !!!! Oh ,... I almost forgot not to start a sentence with and in that context. Damn i am a stupid bottle blonde .... I love it !!!!!!!!!!!

Quinn
03-28-2008, 10:12 PM
If you were as smart as you say, you wouldn't have to post on CL. :roll:

Co-sign.

-Quinn

BrendaQG
03-28-2008, 10:49 PM
:roll:

Thatiger23
03-29-2008, 01:39 PM
Mimi you look cute as a blonde

BrendaQG
03-29-2008, 02:04 PM
@DarkThanos

Oh how ever will I go on with life. DarkThano's wouldn't pay me for sex. I shall eat digitalis right away. :roll:

Silcc69
03-29-2008, 06:41 PM
This is getting real ugly in here

BrendaQG
03-29-2008, 06:56 PM
Well their is another way to take what Thano's said. He think he wouldn't have to pay because he's all that. :-/ (never seen the guy so I can't say. )

TsVanessa69
03-29-2008, 09:50 PM
Well their is another way to take what Thano's said. He think he wouldn't have to pay because he's all that. :-/ (never seen the guy so I can't say. )
Umm shouldn't you step your game up Miss Degree? Top quality photos? An update to the Geocities website?? I mean since the school thing obviously didn't work for you and McDonalds won't hire you, and you wanna try and sell ass, because we know its not cock you're selling, why not do it right, instead of half assed?

Floyd R
03-29-2008, 10:21 PM
Vanessa, say NO to war and YES to peace.



Well their is another way to take what Thano's said. He think he wouldn't have to pay because he's all that. :-/ (never seen the guy so I can't say. )
Umm shouldn't you step your game up Miss Degree? Top quality photos? An update to the Geocities website?? I mean since the school thing obviously didn't work for you and McDonalds won't hire you, and you wanna try and sell ass, because we know its not cock you're selling, why not do it right, instead of half assed?

BrendaQG
03-30-2008, 12:31 AM
Why not do the things Vanessa says I should? I don't want my strongest name association on the net to be to adult work. Even with my name being written on HA several times that hasn't happened. I like it that way.

"School" hasn't failed it just takes it's time. Galileo wasn't a success until 35, and often the work of a scientist youth is not recognized until decades have passed and everyone else has caught up.

BrendaQG
03-30-2008, 12:48 AM
Why not do the things Vanessa says I should? I don't want my strongest name association on the net to be to adult work. Which it would be if I put my whole ass into it. This is just something I am doing until I get in a better situation.

To say "School hasn't worked out". In the field I am in school is not over until and unless you have a PhD or something equivalent (like allot of publications in peer reviewed journals). 29 years is about the average age of a PhD graduate and I am only 27. "School" hasn't had a chance to work.

Don't penalize me for the fact that these things don't work the way you thought they did.

Floyd R
03-30-2008, 12:52 AM
Brenda, have you considered teaching? I'm pretty sure with your credentials you should have no problems gettting a teaching job.


Why not do the things Vanessa says I should? I don't want my strongest name association on the net to be to adult work. Which it would be if I put my whole ass into it. This is just something I am doing until I get in a better situation.

To say "School hasn't worked out". In the field I am in school is not over until and unless you have a PhD or something equivalent (like allot of publications in peer reviewed journals). 29 years is about the average age of a PhD graduate and I am only 27. "School" hasn't had a chance to work.

Don't penalize me for the fact that these things don't work the way you thought they did.

TsVanessa69
03-30-2008, 02:46 AM
Why not do the things Vanessa says I should? I don't want my strongest name association on the net to be to adult work. Which it would be if I put my whole ass into it. This is just something I am doing until I get in a better situation.

To say "School hasn't worked out". In the field I am in school is not over until and unless you have a PhD or something equivalent (like allot of publications in peer reviewed journals). 29 years is about the average age of a PhD graduate and I am only 27. "School" hasn't had a chance to work.

Don't penalize me for the fact that these things don't work the way you thought they did.You better do something and quick. Now that you have to pay back that student loan and rent at the same time. Mother wont be around to pay your way forever. And if you don't pay back that student loan on time there goes that credit rating. Nothing wose than a broke busted transexual with bad credit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TsVanessa69
03-30-2008, 02:49 AM
Why not do the things Vanessa says I should? I don't want my strongest name association on the net to be to adult work. Even with my name being written on HA several times that hasn't happened. I like it that way.

"School" hasn't failed it just takes it's time. Galileo wasn't a success until 35, and often the work of a scientist youth is not recognized until decades have passed and everyone else has caught up.
Well your not sucessful and your 35 too, ummm so what are u waiting for?? 50? transexuals with no work or hormones don't appeal to anyone at 50