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u know its bad enough to be put in the friend zone...lets get that out of the way...but there are cruel mutated versions of this also...i figure i would start with a few examples and y'all can chime in...like i was at this bar and i ran into a girl i used to mess with ...shes like i am going to get a car service and lets get out of here...she has been flirting with me all night and in the car...then she just wants to stuff her face with some dominican food and watch tv when we ge to her place..i have no problem with that but why try to give me blue balls and shit...
then a few weeks later she was asking to go to the casino .. i was like cool..my friend works at amtrack and i will get u a ticket up here and i will drive from here...then she is like no i want u to come to nyc pick me up and then take me back when we are done..i am like " i am not no trick"...i mean the acella ticket was a pretty nice gesture on my part but hey wtf...dont get me wrong i have ts girls i am great friends with and have no problems with them...
its one thing to be friends but another for girls to use this form of torture on us...this same girl calls me last week when i am out with friends ...she is like i am horny why dont u come by...i am like "i am at the movies wating for friends" ....i call her when i am done and she is like we cant fuck we are friends.. :banghead
now u know this is a small community...sometimes u get this...u mess around with some girl...nothing happens after and u both move one...then u meet some other girl that is smoking hot...turns out she is friends with that same girl...now she tries to throw u in the friend zone on a technicality. the girl is prob not even best friends but she will flirt with u and then throw the other girls name in your face constantly... its not even like there is bad blood between the two..all u can really do in these situations is just
:smh and :frustrated
anyone else wants to dial up from the dreaded FZ 2.0/ ?
there are no "friends" in this community. Most chicks will throw you under the bus in a second to gain a personal advantage.
A few are not like that, but they are as rare as a real good orgasm.
slinky
03-10-2008, 12:27 PM
All I ever get is friend zone. I even get introduced to new one's with the code words so even the new one's immediately know that they should put you in friend zone from the jump-off: "This is Danny. He's a really nice guy and doesn't bother the girls at all".
He's a really nice guy and doesn't bother the girls at all".
classic
All I ever get is friend zone. I even get introduced to new one's with the code words so even the new one's immediately know that they should put you in friend zone from the jump-off: "This is Danny. He's a really nice guy and doesn't bother the girls at all".
that is a tough one to get out of...u need to be like Houdini !!!!
bulldog
03-10-2008, 04:44 PM
i have had that crap shoved in my face since middle school, I get flirted with by some smokin hot chick, and then end up in the "friend zone". I think this is directly related to, "that a chick knows if she is gonna sleep with you in like the first 30 seconds" I think it is just an excuse if she decides that the answer is no. fine quit pullin my chain, say no, and move the fuck on
Ben
Trogdor
03-10-2008, 07:10 PM
Welcome to my world for the past 14 years. :x
Next time she calls....tell her "Stop calling me, or I'll press harrassment charges on you."
That should knock some sence into her sadistic mind. :P
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-10-2008, 08:51 PM
Brilliant thread................................
A word of advice for anyone who has been put into this "friend zone" shit
1. slowly distance yourself away from the chick, especially if it's someone you at one point wanted, it does you no good being around her
2. don't bother with close friends/roommates/sisters/(or in my case) mothers of the chick as this will just keep you closely linked when you should be trying to move on
3. IF YOU GET THAT LATE NIGHT PHONE CALL FROM THE CHICK AFTER SHE'S PUT YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE HIT THE IGNORE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. If you are out somewhere and you run into the chick and her new beau (who looks like crap compared to you regardless of his financial standing, etc.) when she calls you later (AND SHE WILL CALL YOU LATER) to ask you what you thought of him HIT THE IGNORE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last but not least
5. When the new/current beau fucks up and has slept or been seen with another hot chick or gets a call while he is with the current chick somewhere from another chick you will get a call later on. Now you could be a friend and comfort her ass knowing you'll get nothing in return OR YOU COULD HIT THAT FUCKING IGNORE BUTTON and send that shit straight to voicemail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I helped at least one dude out there with this reply I've done my job.
JWBL™
(former Friend Zone member/1990)
south ov da border
03-10-2008, 10:08 PM
I HATE THE F WORD!
What's the point of friends, seriously? Especially if you flirt and say all types of out the way stuff...
Odelay
03-10-2008, 11:11 PM
Maybe I'm a wuss or something but sometimes it's just nice to hang out in the company of a good looking woman. If it's in the Friend Zone, so be it.
Last night I ended up at a bar/restaurant where a regular group of friends were supposed to meet. Evidentally some wires got crossed and the only 2 to show up at this place were me and this smoking hot 33 year old American-Filipina g-girl. We had barely spoken to one another on other occasions so I amused myself by estimating how long it took before she said fuck it and excused herself from the somewhat awkward social situation.
But no, once she figured no one else was showing up she asked the waitress about moving from the group table to a table for 2. We proceeded to have a great convo over dinner. And at no prompting from me, at the end of the evening, she stated that she was glad no one else showed up.
Yup, it was the FZ but it was fun nonetheless.
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-10-2008, 11:29 PM
But no, once she figured no one else was showing up she asked the waitress about moving from the group table to a table for 2. We proceeded to have a great convo over dinner. And at no prompting from me, at the end of the evening, she stated that she was glad no one else showed up.
Yup, it was the FZ but it was fun nonetheless.
Ode watch this clip
http://bahb.net/index.php?page=playvideo&id=561
and then go hit that pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else you'll get a similar visit
Tomfurbs
03-10-2008, 11:39 PM
Worst thing ever said to me on this front was from my sister's flatmate, who I fancied like hell, who told me one wine-drenched evening:
'Tom, you'd make such a good husband'
Fuck you bitch and the horse you rode in on!
Odelay
03-10-2008, 11:40 PM
But no, once she figured no one else was showing up she asked the waitress about moving from the group table to a table for 2. We proceeded to have a great convo over dinner. And at no prompting from me, at the end of the evening, she stated that she was glad no one else showed up.
Yup, it was the FZ but it was fun nonetheless.
Ode watch this clip
http://bahb.net/index.php?page=playvideo&id=561
and then go hit that pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else you'll get a similar visit
Ahh thanks. I think she would have to stand on a ladder to punch me in the face. 8)
RMan1
03-10-2008, 11:53 PM
When put in the friend zone, don't blame the girl, blame yourself!
no no no..some of u are missing this... these are ones dangling sex while trying to pretend u arent in the F zone...
muhmuh
03-11-2008, 12:47 AM
i must have met the wrong women so far
ive never been in any friend zone without choosing to be in there myself
*war zone*
thats my place regarding relationships
dminicanman
03-11-2008, 02:51 AM
humble post from a rookie... i present to you the ladder theory.... once educated you will never fall victim to the friend zone again.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
AllanahStarrNYC
03-11-2008, 10:08 AM
oh pickles :)
ohhhh allanah all is ok ....just too much work and not enough play , lmao
thx1138
03-11-2008, 02:03 PM
Each of us is trying (some have given up) to get the most reward for the least amount of effort (sex, money, position in the social hierarchy). "putting all our cards on the table" reduces our chances of accomplishing this.
blckhaze
03-12-2008, 09:20 PM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/you-sir-are-in-the-friend-zone.jpg
Trogdor
03-12-2008, 10:16 PM
I have always wondered though why a girl finds it odd or weird when someone they've known for years tries to ask them out, and would rather go with someone they hardly know.
I mean, to me, someone I've known for years would have made a good candidate for someone to be with.
Or am I the odd freak here? :P
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