create an e-annoyance, go to jail.

[thx1138]

http://www.news.com/Create-an-e-annoyance,-go-to-jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html :cry:

[BeardedOne]

Shit. We're all screwed. :roll:

[hondarobot]

The Bush administration has done something that I don't agree with (as usual), but it works damn good in my favor.

Hondarobot = Jeff Anderson, Minneapolis. I've posted it many times, plus my picture, place of employment, etc.

Trolls, please "annoy" me, or post your identity, or STFU. Even just being charged with this crime would be humiliating as hell, and I'm immune. I've never hid my identity at all.

[BeardedOne]

There ya go. First case.

[hondarobot]

There ya go. First case.

I would only use this power for good.

The troll guys are now staring down the barrel of a bigger gun. I love it.

8)

[peggygee]

Looks like half the internet, and three quarters of this forum will be going to jail. :shrug

[Jennifer_English]

Do not pass GO, Do not collect £200

[hondarobot]

OK, I just read the text of Sec. 113. It's not that bad, and supports what I've been saying for a long time.

Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but doing so in a manner that is threatening or abusive is now illegal. Why do people feel the need to be abusive or threatening anyways? You can think that way, but you can't post it online anymore. That's good. A step towards a more enlightened society.

Examples:

"I don't agree with what you're saying, and I have to say you're appearance is not precisely to my liking, but I respect your right to an opinion, as I do yours."

Legal

"Fuck you, ugly bitch, you're a fuckin moron!"

Illegal

Sounds good to me. That's what laws are for.

[Jericho]

Shit. We're all screwed. :roll:


Not all of us! :D

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

[BeardedOne]

Shit. We're all screwed. :roll:


Not all of us! :D

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

Oy! You got a problem with the donserlylight? :wink:

[Quinn]

http://www.news.com/Create-an-e-annoyance,-go-to-jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html :cry:

Oooh, Scary! :lol:

-Quinn

[peggygee]

"So what are you in for"?

"Talking shit on the Internet"?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/ethug_4.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/prisongangs5x2.jpg

[hondarobot]

http://www.news.com/Create-an-e-annoyance,-go-to-jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html :cry:

Oooh, Scary! :lol:

-Quinn

"Scary"? You find this law scary in some way, or that was sarcasm? I'm confused, please elaborate you're opinion on the subject.

[Quinn]

http://www.news.com/Create-an-e-annoyance,-go-to-jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html :cry:

Oooh, Scary! :lol:

-Quinn

"Scary"? You find this law scary in some way, or that was sarcasm? I'm confused, please elaborate you're opinion on the subject.

Of course you're confused. Being stupid, which you most assuredly are, will do that to a person:

sar·casm (särkzm)
n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

-Quinn

[Oli]

OK, I just read the text of Sec. 113. It's not that bad, and supports what I've been saying for a long time.

Perhaps you should have read the entire text a little more closely.

(a) Prohibited acts generally
Whoever—
(1) in interstate or foreign communications—
(A) by means of a telecommunications device knowingly—
(i) makes, creates, or solicits, and
(ii) initiates the transmission of,
any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene or child pornography, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person;

(h) Definitions
For purposes of this section—
(1) The use of the term “telecommunications device” in this section—
(A) shall not impose new obligations on broadcasting station licensees and cable operators covered by obscenity and indecency provisions elsewhere in this chapter;
(B) does not include an interactive computer service; and
(C) in the case of subparagraph (C) of subsection (a)(1) of this section, includes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet (as such term is defined in section 1104 [1] of the Internet Tax Freedom Act (47 U.S.C. 151 note

[hondarobot]

Nice avatars Quinn and Oli. Quinn is currently bitched in the chat. It's pretty funny, actually.

Troll on.

[Quinn]

Nice avatars Quinn and Oli. Quinn is currently bitched in the chat. It's pretty funny, actually.

Troll on.

Sure I am. :roll: With your quick wit and complete lack of friends, I'm sure it's just awful. :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://spaceandtime.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/failure.jpg


-Quinn

[Quinn]

OK, I just read the text of Sec. 113. It's not that bad, and supports what I've been saying for a long time.

Perhaps you should have read the entire text a little more closely.

(a) Prohibited acts generally
Whoever—
(1) in interstate or foreign communications—
(A) by means of a telecommunications device knowingly—
(i) makes, creates, or solicits, and
(ii) initiates the transmission of,
any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene or child pornography, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person;

(h) Definitions
For purposes of this section—
(1) The use of the term “telecommunications device” in this section—
(A) shall not impose new obligations on broadcasting station licensees and cable operators covered by obscenity and indecency provisions elsewhere in this chapter;
(B) does not include an interactive computer service; and
(C) in the case of subparagraph (C) of subsection (a)(1) of this section, includes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet (as such term is defined in section 1104 [1] of the Internet Tax Freedom Act (47 U.S.C. 151 note

All good points, Oli, but you keep forgetting the most important part of all of this: Honda is far too stupid to comprehend any of that.

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Actually, we had a great time in there tonight. JD is a cool girl and I had fun chatting with her, hope to talk to her again.

You (Quinn) shut up like a bitch, and then later Jenn booted me. Good times.

What's your name Quinn? Oh, right, anonymous troll. Beautiful wife, land deals, all sorts of reasons not to be here. . .

:lol:

Whoops, edit. Did the wrong "your" thing again. I do that.

[Quinn]

Actually, we had a great time in there tonight. JD is a cool girl and I had fun chatting with her, hope to talk to her again.

You (Quinn) shut up like a bitch, and then later Jenn booted me. Good times.

What's your name Quinn? Oh, right, anonymous troll. Beautiful wife, land deals, all sorts of reasons not to be here. . .

:lol:

Whoops, edit. Did the wrong "your" thing again. I do that.

Just how drunk are you anyway, stupid? I haven't even been in the Chatroom since much earlier today, and you weren't in there. (My userplane ID is Quinn71, moron.) Don't worry about making a complete ass out yourself – yet again – as we're more than used to it (and the endless laughter it brings us).

Let me help you understand how this works, molesterbot: Nobody here cares what you think. You're the laughing stock of the forum and have been for a long time. Your only purpose here is as a court jester who doesn't have a clear enough grasp of reality to know that he’s the court jester and village idiot.

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/futility0519a.jpg

-Quinn

[tsntx]

Shit. We're all screwed. :roll:

lololol

[hondarobot]

Actually, we had a great time in there tonight. JD is a cool girl and I had fun chatting with her, hope to talk to her again.

You (Quinn) shut up like a bitch, and then later Jenn booted me. Good times.

What's your name Quinn? Oh, right, anonymous troll. Beautiful wife, land deals, all sorts of reasons not to be here. . .

:lol:

Whoops, edit. Did the wrong "your" thing again. I do that.

What drugs are you on, stupid? I haven't even been in the Chatroom since much earlier today, and you weren't in there. (My userplane ID is Quinn71, moron.) Don't worry about making a complete ass out yourself – yet again – as we're more than used to it (and the endless laughter it brings us).

Let me help you understand how this works, molesterbot: Nobody here cares what you think. You're the laughing stock of the forum and have been for a long time. Your only purpose here is as a court jester who doesn't have a clear enough grasp of reality to know that he’s the court jester and village idiot.

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/futility0519a.jpg

-Quinn

Quinn71 (whoever you are are) was logged in the whole time I was there.

You were a silent little bitch in the chat for over an hour. You didn't say a fucking thing, everyone who was there saw it.

Someone post the chat log.

[hondarobot]

Oh, I get it, You'll say "I didn't know I hadn't logged off".

Loser. Go make a land deal.

:lol:

[Quinn]

Too easy. Oh, and you might want to take this with you, girlybot:

http://www.bartcop.com/ass-handed-gop.jpg

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Too easy. Oh, and you might want to take this with you, girlybot:

http://www.bartcop.com/ass-handed-gop.jpg

-Quinn

And your name is? Nope, not happening is it? I'm becoming annoyed.

[Quinn]

I'm becoming annoyed.

LMFAO.... Like anyone cares if your sissy ass is annoyed, you fucking girl. Uh oh, folks, look out. The forum's most intellectually and physically underequipped posters is getting annoyed. Everyone head for the hills. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bottom line: What are you going to do about anything? Oh, that's right – nothing. Nothing at all. Welcome to the reality that is your powerlessness and utter irrelevance. (Maybe you should go molest another sleeping drunk woman to feel like you have power over anything – anything at all).

http://www.polaine.com/bauhaus/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/game_over.jpg

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

I'm becoming annoyed.

LMFAO.... Like anyone cares if your sissy ass is annoyed, you fucking girl. Uh oh, folks, look out. The forum's most intellectually and physically underwhelming posters is getting annoyed. Everyone head for the hills. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bottom line: What are you going to do about anything? Oh, that's right – nothing. Nothing at all. Welcome to the reality that is your powerlessness and utter irrelevance. (Maybe you should go molest another sleeping drunk woman to feel like you have power over anything – anything at all).

http://www.polaine.com/bauhaus/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/game_over.jpg

-Quinn

No, I'm just going to ask some questions. It's a forum, that's what happens here.

What does your "wife" think about you spending so much time on this forum? Honest question. I don't think you have a wife. I really don't. If you do, she's really stupid.

[hondarobot]

Goodnight to the A. I'm just having fun right now.



:wink:

[Quinn]

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Oh no, honda doesn't believe that I have a wife. Whatever shall I do? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's another hint for your intellectually anemic ass: When you're at the bottom of life's pecking order, no one is accountable to you. That's what comes with pushing forty while working a job at a low-end gay club that even early twentysomethings think is for losers.

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Oh no, honda doesn't believe that I have a wife. Whatever shall I do? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's another hint for your intellectually anemic ass: When you're at the bottom of life's pecking order, no one is accountable to you. That's what comes with pushing forty while working a job at a low-end gay club that even early twentysomethings think is for losers.

-Quinn

Give me a break. You're an anonymous loser who probably works at a gas station. Prove me wrong.

[Quinn]

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Oh no, honda doesn't believe that I have a wife. Whatever shall I do? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's another hint for your intellectually anemic ass: When you're at the bottom of life's pecking order, no one is accountable to you. That's what comes with pushing forty while working a job at a low-end gay club that even early twentysomethings think is for losers.

-Quinn

Give me a break. You're an anonymous loser who probably works at a gas station. Prove me wrong.

One more time for the incredibly slow crowd:


Here's another hint for your intellectually anemic ass: When you're at the bottom of life's pecking order, no one is accountable to you. That's what comes with pushing forty while working a job at a low-end gay club that even early twentysomethings think is for losers.

I know it hurts, cupcake. Maybe you'll win the lottery someday, or something:


I'm hoping some blond haired girl will hire me as a pool boy someday. I'm just not very good at being personally successful. I just don't want to do it.

I lack the personal ambition gene.


http://slapfish.com/failure/failure0400.jpg

[hondarobot]

Four minutes. Not bad for response time.

I'll lay things out for ya, all your troll buddies are gone. Everyone knows you're a phony. Go milk some time in the chat. Your imaginary wife and amazing career (that involves posting online constantly, apparently) will continue without paying any attention to me.

Maybe you can't do that. I don't think you can. You're a weirdo.

[Quinn]

Four minutes. Not bad for response time.

I'll lay things out for ya, all your troll buddies are gone. Everyone knows you're a phony. Go milk some time in the chat. Your imaginary wife and amazing career (that involves posting online constantly, apparently) will continue without paying any attention to me.

Maybe you can't do that. I don't think you can. You're a weirdo.

If you weren't so alone in your opinions (and in life for that matter) you might just have something. Alas, being the forum's fool doesn't earn your opinion an ounce of respect – with anyone. I know it hurts, but what can you do? Oh, that's right, nothing.

It’s clowns like you that make my long work days go by so much easier. (Being stuck at your computer all day requires distractions, which is where your poltroonish ass comes in.) Thanks for that, cupcake.

Say, speaking of distractions how about entertaining us all with more stories about you fighting pimps with swords (nice bullshit story by the way), how much of a girl you are (that was my favorite), or how you're a raging alcoholic who makes insanse rants (another favorite)? Good times. Good times.

http://www.rentafool.com/fashoo%204x5%20web.gif

-Quinn

[Quinn]

The forum's fool says what:



Soooo, I go out drinking yesterday with my buddy Weebo around 3pm. We hung out on the patio at the Monte Carlo with a mutual friend who is currently making a small fortune on ebay. We drank and told stories and had a great time, but after six beers it was time to move on.

We made our way to the Hilton hotel, Weebo is seeing a girl at the moment who's a waitress there. She hooked us up with food, whiskey and beer and we had fun, talking too loud and irritating the people in the bar. We left eventually, and this is where memory fails me for a brief time.

I ended up back in my apartment with a hooker. Not an escort or anything fancy, just a reasonably attractive, early 20's, kinda nervous street hooker. I don't pick up hookers at all, actually, so this was somewhat odd, but what the hell? I don't remember meeting her either, but these things happen. I got us both some drinks and we sat and talked on my couch, then there was a knock on my door.

This goofy guy with glasses walked in and did just what a person would expect him to do, and I laughed at him. He was getting tough, talking shit, and I told him "Shut the fuck up! You're not talking to Joe Lunchbox here. I know this fuckin game and you've been on at least three security cameras just coming up here. I'm going to hang out with your girl, have some drinks, and you're going to walk the fuck away or I'm going to stick a fucking sword in your eye and the cops will call it self defense."
I showed him the sword that I intended to use if things got ugly.

He didn't have anything to say in response, and he left. So I hung out with the girl, although right now I have no idea what we talked about. At the moment half of my bottle of whiskey is gone, and there is an empty can of Miller Genuine Draft next to my sink (she must of had it in her pocket), so I imagine we blabbed for quite awhile. I asked her what her rate was at some point, and she said $30 for a blowjob. I gave her $40, kissed her on the forehead, and told her to stay away from that dipshit pimp, and that I thought she was a very sweet girl. And no, there was no sex (although I did play with her tits for awhile, she had nice tits).

And then she left.

Somewhat strange evening.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's a true story, and it happened last night. Just one of those things.

The moral: Guys, always be nice to girls, even if they drink Miller Genuine Draft. Cute girls are good people. And if a pimp tries to shake you down, it's good to have a weapon nearby (although, in my case, it's not even a real sword, but work with what you have).

:)

http://school.familyeducation.com/images/gijoe_H.jpg

[hondarobot]

Four minutes. Not bad for response time.

I'll lay things out for ya, all your troll buddies are gone. Everyone knows you're a phony. Go milk some time in the chat. Your imaginary wife and amazing career (that involves posting online constantly, apparently) will continue without paying any attention to me.

Maybe you can't do that. I don't think you can. You're a weirdo.

If you weren't so alone in your opinions (and in life for that matter) you might just have something. Alas, being the forum's fool doesn't earn your opinion an ounce of respect – with anyone. I know it hurts, but what can you do? Oh, that's right, nothing.

It’s clowns like you that make my long work days go by so much easier. (Being stuck at your computer all day requires distractions, which is where your poltroonish ass comes in.) Thanks for that, cupcake.

Say, speaking of distractions how about entertaining us all with more stories about you fighting pimps with swords (nice bullshit story by the way), how much of a girl you are (that was my favorite), or how you're a raging alcoholic who makes insanse rants (another favorite)? Good times. Good times.

http://www.rentafool.com/fashoo%204x5%20web.gif

-Quinn

It sounds like I'm causing you a great deal stress. You should discuss these things with your wife and business partners.

:lol:

[Quinn]

That's it? Wow, way to step up. :lol: My turn:


What in the world makes me think I'm trans, especially if I have no desire to physically be female? Well, physically I am fairly girl like. 5' 6", 135lbs, nice eye lashes, use to have hair down to my ass (and it's a pretty damn nice ass), all sorts of things. I shave my head now, have a beard, and so on to accentuate the male thing. I really wish I was 100% guy, life would be easier, but I'm not.

You're just plain:

http://www.nuthealth.org/images/nut_splash.jpg

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

I'm just getting the "I'm not a troll, but let me dig up posts to prove that", thing going. You idiots always do the same thing. It's easy.

Keep going. Excuse me if you have a financial deal to attend to.

:lol:

[Quinn]

Let's see what just a few of your many friends on this forum have had to say about you:





Great job. You're an idiotic troll who posts way way to often. Does anyone think you shouldn't shut the fuck up? I don't mean the trolls.

says the jackass that is desperately trying to hijack yet another GOOD thread.... way to be a fucking douchebag, faggot



Would this be a case of the pot and the kettle?

Yeah no kidding. Honda you scare the girls away, your a fucking obsessive man - you make yourself a target and love the attention.
Go away and get some help. You scare more people here - and post more wasteful posts than anyone.
Take a long hard, sober look in the mirror.
seanchai



LMFAO...you most definitely aren't anonymous around here, are you tardbot?

Now let's see...what is hondatoadbot known for on this forum?

1. He's been banned from Vicki's forum.

2. He's a cyber-stalker.

3. He took a cross-country bus trip(as he's scared of planes, trains, and automobiles) to stalk Vicki R.

4. He's an admitted date-rapist.

5. He's a jizzmopper at a gay bar.

6. He's(?) not sure if he's(?) a man, woman, TS, or alien.

7. He starts whiny passive-aggressive threads every time that he's called out for being the village idiot that he is. Then he slinks away from them when proved to be an even bigger fool.

Nice going, tardbot. You're famous!!


YOU: the guy who everyone is glad is around, because someone has to be the biggest loser, and its a good thing to spot the obvious winner right away and remove self doubt...the guy who youde think twice before shaking his bare hand...the guy who ur not shocked with anything he says or does since u put as little value on his life as he does...the one youde never let a family member or friend take a ride with...and the guy who knows all this but is putting up a pretend fight because dealing with reality would probably involve lots of drugs, alcohol and a noose...we all know its only time before ur 3 for 3

Wow, you're loved. Oh, and since you're interested, I'm currently trading the Tokyo FX session (look it up, you barely literate tool). Care to join me? 8) Damn, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that these sort of things are well beyond your intellectual capacity, which is why you work that dead-end job you just can't get beyond. Too bad, huh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/dumbgwailo/loser.jpg

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Let's see what just a few of your many friends on this forum have had to say about you:





Great job. You're an idiotic troll who posts way way to often. Does anyone think you shouldn't shut the fuck up? I don't mean the trolls.

says the jackass that is desperately trying to hijack yet another GOOD thread.... way to be a fucking douchebag, faggot



Would this be a case of the pot and the kettle?

Yeah no kidding. Honda you scare the girls away, your a fucking obsessive man - you make yourself a target and love the attention.
Go away and get some help. You scare more people here - and post more wasteful posts than anyone.
Take a long hard, sober look in the mirror.
seanchai



LMFAO...you most definitely aren't anonymous around here, are you tardbot?

Now let's see...what is hondatoadbot known for on this forum?

1. He's been banned from Vicki's forum.

2. He's a cyber-stalker.

3. He took a cross-country bus trip(as he's scared of planes, trains, and automobiles) to stalk Vicki R.

4. He's an admitted date-rapist.

5. He's a jizzmopper at a gay bar.

6. He's(?) not sure if he's(?) a man, woman, TS, or alien.

7. He starts whiny passive-aggressive threads every time that he's called out for being the village idiot that he is. Then he slinks away from them when proved to be an even bigger fool.

Nice going, tardbot. You're famous!!


YOU: the guy who everyone is glad is around, because someone has to be the biggest loser, and its a good thing to spot the obvious winner right away and remove self doubt...the guy who youde think twice before shaking his bare hand...the guy who ur not shocked with anything he says or does since u put as little value on his life as he does...the one youde never let a family member or friend take a ride with...and the guy who knows all this but is putting up a pretend fight because dealing with reality would probably involve lots of drugs, alcohol and a noose...we all know its only time before ur 3 for 3

Wow, you're loved. Oh, and since you're interested, I'm currently trading the Tokyo FX session (look it up, you barely literate tool). Care to join me? 8) Damn, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that these sort of things are well beyond your intellectual capacity, which is why you work that dead-end job you just can't get beyond. Too bad, huh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/dumbgwailo/loser.jpg

-Quinn

Thank you, this what I was waiting for, now I can go to bed.

None of these people are your friends, you're a crazy anonymous troll who imagines he has friends (and a wife, and whatever).

Jenn is a bitch, Seanchi probably doesn't know who you are, and chef mike and j both went crazy.

Have fun with being nuts. Oh, and I fucked your imaginary wife last night. She offered me some land in Georgia, but I took her ass instead.

[Quinn]

You continuously projecting your well established problems onto others is what makes this so damn funny. You calling third party posters crazy is akin to Hitler complaining about someone else being anti-semitic. Well done, stupid.

Hey, do you want to tell us more about how you keep a towel with Vicki's scent on it to jerk off to? (You know, the one from when you sexually assaulted her.) That's not creepy or anything. :shock:


Hehe. . . that's a cool idea. You could sell signature "Vicki Richter Cum Towels", I don't think anyone's done that yet.

I'm keeping my towel. Nobody would buy it anyways, it's got that damn tear in it. Ah, who am I kidding, I'm sure lots of guys would buy it. The resort would probably sue my ass for liberating it, though. I actually almost had to go to court once long ago for "defrauding an Innkeeper", no joke. But that's a completely different story.

But the towel is mine, dammit! None of you can have it! HAHA!

8)


But to your, and I'm sure everyones relief, the story of my vacation has now been told and shall not be revisited here or elsewhere, ever again.

Now go watch a Vicki video, you kook! I know I will. I even have a towel that still kinda smells like her that I may use as a jack rag. . .

Nyah nyah nyah!

Gee, it sure is hard to understand why so many of the women here think you're such a creep. :lol: :lol: :lol: Do you have any other delusions you care to indulge for us, Walter Mitty (being more than a little stupid, you'll have to look that reference up too)?

http://www.icongrouponline.com/Health/jacket/0497003430.jpg

-Quinn