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joannajet
01-17-2008, 10:08 AM
Hi Allanah,

Just because you won the AVN TS Performer of the year award, it does not mean that I can no longer choose when I want to make your career into my topic darling ;-)

In those rare and occasional times that I do make posts on hung angels, they are almost always consist of much great time-considered prose and have demonstrated an apparent ability to kill off even the most fervent of topics!!

As I have no wish to kill off this topic before it even starts, I will refrain to just a bunch a bullet points that I know, should you see them Allanah, you will totally understand; So here goes:

- Bitch, you got what I thought was my holy grail
- Tell Gia I think of you both as evil witches who conspired against me!!
- Of all the witches, you two will always be my favourites
- Thank you for remembering where the TS AVN award started
- Thank you for remembering when TS stars became recognised by AVN
- The first was an injustice, every one since has been justly deserved
- The first was the one that meant everything and I gave it everything
- The first is the year when TS stars became people, not objects
- This year, with the UK awards stripping the TS categories, I understood
- My holy grail is a legacy of rightful recognition which started 5 years ago

What I considered as my holy grail in order to fulfill my need for self-gratification has resulted, starting with Vaniity, Vicki, Buck, Gia and, most recently, Allanah, in TS performers obtaining acknowledgement in their contribution to the industry and becoming a matter of record and history alongside their male and female counterparts.

I offer you my sincerest congratulations Allanah, as well as all those that came before you, who are no longer pornstars that just came, went and then forgotten, but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.


Yours,

Joanna Jet
xxx

Vicki Richter
01-17-2008, 07:42 PM
Hi Allanah,

Just because you won the AVN TS Performer of the year award, it does not mean that I can no longer choose when I want to make your career into my topic darling ;-)

In those rare and occasional times that I do make posts on hung angels, they are almost always consist of much great time-considered prose and have demonstrated an apparent ability to kill off even the most fervent of topics!!

As I have no wish to kill off this topic before it even starts, I will refrain to just a bunch a bullet points that I know, should you see them Allanah, you will totally understand; So here goes:

- Bitch, you got what I thought was my holy grail
- Tell Gia I think of you both as evil witches who conspired against me!!
- Of all the witches, you two will always be my favourites
- Thank you for remembering where the TS AVN award started
- Thank you for remembering when TS stars became recognised by AVN
- The first was an injustice, every one since has been justly deserved
- The first was the one that meant everything and I gave it everything
- The first is the year when TS stars became people, not objects
- This year, with the UK awards stripping the TS categories, I understood
- My holy grail is a legacy of rightful recognition which started 5 years ago

What I considered as my holy grail in order to fulfill my need for self-gratification has resulted, starting with Vaniity, Vicki, Buck, Gia and, most recently, Allanah, in TS performers obtaining acknowledgement in their contribution to the industry and becoming a matter of record and history alongside their male and female counterparts.

I offer you my sincerest congratulations Allanah, as well as all those that came before you, who are no longer pornstars that just came, went and then forgotten, but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.


Yours,

Joanna Jet
xxx

I can't tell what to make of this post.

Gia and Allanah conspired against JJ? That's just an inside joke right?

GroobySteven
01-17-2008, 08:02 PM
Glad to hear that your alive and well Joanna - and that your wit, insight and forthrightness is still kicking also.

seanchai

T Oracle
01-17-2008, 08:03 PM
Nice to know you're alive and well, Joanna.

tsfarrah
01-17-2008, 08:17 PM
hi Joanna

happy new year x

Willie Escalade
01-17-2008, 10:09 PM
We love you Joanna! We miss you Joanna!

Mr_Choc69
01-17-2008, 11:10 PM
LMAO

Tomfurbs
01-17-2008, 11:34 PM
but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.



Nifty pun.

Wow... Joanna Jet posting on HA eh? We should open a bottle or something. 8)

bassman2546
01-18-2008, 02:38 AM
What I thought was a real bitch fest turned into a compliment at the end. How confusing was that?

Hope to see Joanna back on the screen soon. She steals every scene she's in.

jasonbandy
01-18-2008, 03:33 AM
i love english humour , best in the world tbh

kukm4
01-18-2008, 04:17 AM
we want Brazen 2!

AllanahStarrNYC
01-18-2008, 11:42 PM
JJ-

Sorry for the late response.

Been laying in bed since I returned from Vegas with a horrid cold.

JUst found your post and I laughed out loud and was very touched.

Thank you for your kind words and congratulations.

I hope that you are well. Don't stay away so long.

joannajet
01-19-2008, 03:40 AM
Hello, once again to all,

Well, fuck me, if I can still inlicit, with just one post, responses from such legends as Alannah, Vicky and Senchai, then I must surely still be in the game!!

When, as a result of my post, the marketing supertar that is Allanah is still able to offer a compliment, the ultimate actress that is Vicky is still able to offer a blonde question and the geordie that is Senchai is still able to recognise the wit of a southerner, how could I be an icon of the past?

Probably only these three, with Senchai knowing my abilities, Allanah knowing my determination and Vicki knowing my desire, realise that I have far from given up and most likely conjuring up yet another master plan for world domination!!
You can therefore rest assured that I am, not only alive and kicking but still very much, the TS pornstar on a mission!!

So let's see what each and everyone of us can achieve in making TS porn even greater in 2008...
Allanah, Vicky and Senchai have already demonstrated they give a shit but do you? Truly...?

Yours,

Joanna Jet
xxx

elo
01-19-2008, 03:51 AM
... realise that I have far from given up and most likely conjuring up yet another master plan for world domination!!


Yours,

Joanna Jet
xxxReminds me of Pinky and the Brain.

harri10
01-19-2008, 03:57 AM
Allanah, Vicky and Senchai have already demonstrated they give a shit but do you? Truly...?

I do. Joanna, you are the reason I have come to love tgirls so much. Before you, I was just a normal straight guy but you opened up a whole new world. I'm sure everyone who posts on this site will echo how much you're missed at the moment. Please make a come back soon and keep the UK on the map xx

hondarobot
01-19-2008, 04:17 AM
Hello, once again to all,

Well, fuck me, if I can still inlicit, with just one post, responses from such legends as Alannah, Vicky and Senchai, then I must surely still be in the game!!

When, as a result of my post, the marketing supertar that is Allanah is still able to offer a compliment, the ultimate actress that is Vicky is still able to offer a blonde question and the geordie that is Senchai is still able to recognise the wit of a southerner, how could I be an icon of the past?

Probably only these three, with Senchai knowing my abilities, Allanah knowing my determination and Vicki knowing my desire, realise that I have far from given up and most likely conjuring up yet another master plan for world domination!!
You can therefore rest assured that I am, not only alive and kicking but still very much, the TS pornstar on a mission!!

So let's see what each and everyone of us can achieve in making TS porn even greater in 2008...
Allanah, Vicky and Senchai have already demonstrated they give a shit but do you? Truly...?

Yours,

Joanna Jet
xxx

:rock2

Tara Emory
02-27-2008, 11:00 AM
...In those rare and occasional times that I do make posts on hung angels, they are almost always consist of much great time-considered prose and have demonstrated an apparent ability to kill off even the most fervent of topics!!

Like Vicki, I'm not sure what to make of Joanna's original post either, but I will chalk it up to dry, British humour (with a "u")

But I thought I was the one who excelled at killing off topics.. Seems like every thread I comment on dies shortly after...

-Tara
-hoping we ALL push the boundries of TS porn in 2008!