Last Night I was Robbed!!!

[Vicki Richter]

So I was walking down the street and some guys asked me to get into their car, so I did. Then they told me if I didn't give them all my money they would rape and kill me. I refused and later I woke up in a bathtub, full of ice, naked, without any kidney's. Please know this was my first time getting into a car with strangers.

However, then, I received an email from a nice man in Africa who is a Prince. He had mistakenly received my name because he thought I was his niece. I wasn't, but the suckah wanted to give me $28 million dollars in a private account to protect it against being taken by the government during a coup that is about to happen. I decided to play the player and gave him all my personal bank account information and PIN access codes. After I transferred him a $6000 to send me the money, I am sure the $28M will be in my account every day. With this money, I will buy new kidneys.

Finally, I met this dumb ass in Vegas. I used a fake picture and posted a CL ad. Fortunately one of my lowlife hookups had given me a stolen phone to use for the ad. Before going to the room, I took a mouthful of pees and carrots and chewed them, but didn't swallow. He greeted me in a jogging suit. I went over to his bed, pretending to be drunk and then proceeded to spit out all of these mushy veggies. In a shocked daze, he ran to the restroom. What luck I thought as he was gone for 7 minutes. Usually, I only have time to rifle through the guys pockets and steal their wallet. However, this time, I went through his luggage and found a day planner with tickets to Oh, Cher, and the AVN Awards! Woohoo! Score! When he got back with a warm towel, I insisted he pay me for my time. I am no cheap whore after all. He complained that neither of us had gotten naked and I offered to let him jack off on his pillow while I watched. I somehow knew he wouldn't look for the money to pay me in his wallet.... that would have busted me and caused me a vicious beating. As I ran out of the room, I called Verizon and reported the cell phone that I was using stolen. I had to make sure he didn't try to call me again....

Oh then my two gay thug friends jumped out of his closet to beat and rape him. Don't worry about him though, I hooked him up with this great deal where Bill Gates will pay him $10 for every person he forwards the message to in order to test some new software. Wow! All that money he will get will make him forget everything!

Please proceed to tell me how sorry you feel for me. This story is true... really!

Vicki

[JamesHunt]

So I was walking down the street and some guys asked me to get into their car, so I did.


I assume the rest of this thread is a wind up :roll:

[Realgirls4me]

:)

That Vicki. LOL!

[ltxlover]

Shit Happens!

[ARMANIXXX]

I still don't care about your kidneys Vicki......


It's your ass Vicki......


Your ass. ;)

[Star]

So I was walking down the street and some guys asked me to get into their car, so I did.



LOL!!!!!

...i mean, omgawwwd, i feel so sorry for you!

[Legend]

So I was walking down the street and some guys asked me to get into their car, so I did. Then they told me if I didn't give them all my money they would rape and kill me. I refused and later I woke up in a bathtub, full of ice, naked, without any kidney's. Please know this was my first time getting into a car with strangers.

However, then, I received an email from a nice man in Africa who is a Prince. He had mistakenly received my name because he thought I was his niece. I wasn't, but the suckah wanted to give me $28 million dollars in a private account to protect it against being taken by the government during a coup that is about to happen. I decided to play the player and gave him all my personal bank account information and PIN access codes. After I transferred him a $6000 to send me the money, I am sure the $28M will be in my account every day. With this money, I will buy new kidneys.

Finally, I met this dumb ass in Vegas. I used a fake picture and posted a CL ad. Fortunately one of my lowlife hookups had given me a stolen phone to use for the ad. Before going to the room, I took a mouthful of pees and carrots and chewed them, but didn't swallow. He greeted me in a jogging suit. I went over to his bed, pretending to be drunk and then proceeded to spit out all of these mushy veggies. In a shocked daze, he ran to the restroom. What luck I thought as he was gone for 7 minutes. Usually, I only have time to rifle through the guys pockets and steal their wallet. However, this time, I went through his luggage and found a day planner with tickets to Oh, Cher, and the AVN Awards! Woohoo! Score! When he got back with a warm towel, I insisted he pay me for my time. I am no cheap whore after all. He complained that neither of us had gotten naked and I offered to let him jack off on his pillow while I watched. I somehow knew he wouldn't look for the money to pay me in his wallet.... that would have busted me and caused me a vicious beating. As I ran out of the room, I called Verizon and reported the cell phone that I was using stolen. I had to make sure he didn't try to call me again....

Oh then my two gay thug friends jumped out of his closet to beat and rape him. Don't worry about him though, I hooked him up with this great deal where Bill Gates will pay him $10 for every person he forwards the message to in order to test some new software. Wow! All that money he will get will make him forget everything!

Please proceed to tell me how sorry you feel for me. This story is true... really!

Vicki


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STEWIE
Well, that’s a helluva lot less than I had to spend to go see that piece of crap remake of “Bewitched.”

INT. MOVIE THEATRE - NIGHT (FLASHBACK)
Stewie sits by himself watching the movie. On screen, WILL FERRELL talks to NICOLE KIDMAN.

NICOLE KIDMAN
Guess what? I’m a witch.

WILL FERRELL
Guess what? I’m a Clippers fan.

The audience surrounding Stewie laughs, but Stewie remains stone-faced.

STEWIE
Mm-hm.

Stewie gets out of his seat and exits the theatre.

EXT. THEATRE - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie walks to the curb and puts his arm out for a cab. A cab pulls up. He gets in and it pulls away.

EXT. AIRPORT - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
The cab pulls up and Stewie gets out.

INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie walks up to the counter and gets in line.

INT. SECURITY LINE - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie takes off his shoes and walks through the metal detector.

EXT. RUNWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
A plane takes off.

INT. PLANE - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie sits in a seat, casually reading a Sky Mall magazine.

EXT. RUNWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
The plane lands.

INT. JETWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie walks off the plane and into the jetway.

INT. AIRPORT - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie descends an escalator, above which a sign reads, “Welcome to Los Angeles.”

INT. BAGGAGE AREA - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
A man in a suit stands holding a sign that says, “Stewie.” Stewie waves to the guy and they exit together.

EXT. AIRPORT - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
The man holds the door, as Stewie gets into the back of a Towne Car.

INT. CAR - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie sits in the backseat.

EXT. HARDWARE STORE - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
The car pulls up and Stewie gets out.

INT. HARDWARE STORE - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie holds a step ladder as he pays the guy behind the counter and exits.

EXT. BEVERLY HILLS - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
The car pulls up to a fancy house. Stewie gets out carrying the step ladder.

EXT. GATE - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie enters a long driveway and starts walking up. Next to one of the entry pillars is a mailbox that reads, “W. Ferrell.”

EXT. FRONT DOOR - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
Stewie walks up to the door and sets the step ladder up in front of it. He climbs to the top and rings the bell. The door opens, revealing Will Ferrell in his bathrobe.

WILL FERRELL
Hello?

Stewie punches him in the face, knocking him unconscious.

STEWIE
(POINTING FURIOUSLY) That’s not funny!

Stewie walks away.

[Felicia Katt]

Please know this was my first time getting into a car with strangers.


That's the only part I had trouble believing LOL

meow

FK

[tsntx]

lol finally some reasoning w/ these dumbasses that make stupid mistakes that have time and time again proven to be fatal

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

you said it wasn't a problem to do that scene Vicki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you signed the release papers

BlackLabel Productions™ 2008

[bob69]

mmm a chewed mouthful of pees and carrots.. that's hot. I can't believe this story. If you dropped this tasty mouthful, I can't imagine the guy not wanting sex right there and then. :D

[AllanahStarrNYC]

You should sell that story to Star Magazine!

[bezane]

Fucking Vicky. I knew she doesn't swallow.

[johnb]

dear penthouse forum

[alpha2117]

Hell Vicky's story is nothing - someone offered free naked Britney Spears pics to me ... I hope it's the old less insane thin and pretty Britney!

[theone]

I went over to his bed, pretending to be drunk and then proceeded to spit out all of these mushy veggies.Vicki

1Vicki1Bed.com??

:wink:

[BrendaQG]

lol

[hondarobot]

Well, I suppose you can borrow my kidneys, but I want them back as soon as that prince pays up the $28 million. We'll split the money, road trip to Costa Rica, and then I get unlimited VR ass access.

Honestly, though, the "two minute bathroom gap" is the most odd part of that guys story. What was he supposedly doing? Was he washing the towels in the bathroom sink? That really doesn't make any sense.

OK, agreed, his story doesn't add up. MythBusted!

Why do you get these posts stuck in your head? Then they get stuck in my head, and I don't even care. I woke up at 7am thinking about this fuckin thing. I'm going back to bed, now. Goofball.

[sucka4chix]

I was just thinking how Ms Richter is so funny, clever and insightful. Then
I wake up and read this!!! Too funny. She never disappoints.

[tsmandy]

Wait...

The Nigerian guy emailed you too? I thought he sincerely wanted to help me out of escorting. Dammit! Why do all the good ones turn out to be fakes?

[bob69]

WHAT???? I thought he was transferring me those funds. I even advanced him the 5000 processing fee he needed. Argh...I know a guy that actually fell for this... I feel bad for him.. but come on. They used to do the "you won the $%@#$%#$ lottery".. that was fun. They even claimed to be in the uk... a little fingering their ip and what do you get? Nigeria..lol

[MrsKellyPierce]

rofl Vicki

[mrironknee]

Please proceed to tell me how sorry you feel for me. This story is true... really!

Vicki

I feel for you Vicki. No, seriously. Every night in bed I reach over and feel for you, but you are never there. Damn you Vicki Richter! Damn you all to hell!

[bob69]

Dear Vicki Richter,

I am glad to inform you that I did in fact receive the 28000000 transfer from Nigeria. I believe that it was mistakenly transferred to my account instead of yours. If you could kindly provide me with you bank details, credit card numbers with expiration dates and security codes, social security number, your home and work address and numbers and a copy of your driver's license and/or passport then I can proceed to transfer the money into your account as soon as possible. I hope that as soon as you receive the money, you can get a new kidney... if not I might be able to provide you with one...does it have to be human though?
Eagerly awaiting your most private details so that I can exploit them. I remain,
Sincerely yours
General Nigerian Scam