Disasterous first time experience...

[E.R Doc]

So a good friend of mine had tickets to the AVN awards and had accomodations to stay at the MGM Grand, tickets to the trade show when it was closed to the public, as well as VIP enterance to the pre and after party, and passes to walk the red carpet.

He got called out of town and was not able to use them so he asked if I would be interested in them, to which I was.

When I checked into the hotel I thought there is no way I'm going to all of this by myself so I got on the computer and looked for a date.

I have never been with a TS woman before and have wanted for a long time, just never had the guts to call.

Well I go through several adds and come upon a stunning woman who has totally natural, un-touched pics and a lovely add. So I decide to give her a call and we talked for close to 45 mins on the phone and really got along well. I told her what I was looking for in companionship for the weekend and she was totally into it.

We decided that she was going to come over to my suite that evening and take things slow as it was my first time, and if we got along she was going to go with me to the awards.

Well time comes for her to show up and she's a no show. 4 hours go by and she finally shows up and comes in. She is absolutely loaded and can hardly stand. She pushes me down on the bed and takes her top off and kinda dances around for a minute and then proceeds to throw up all over herself.

Being the nice guy I am I jump up to go get a towell and wash cloth and come back to the room. I help her get cleaned up and somewhat put back together and take the soiled towells back to the restroom.

Not more then 2 minutes later I go back to the room and she is standing next to the table and was like is this my donation? I told her it was and she grabbed it and grabbed my hand and said thank you and left.

So I sat there for a minute thinking about what just happened to me and decided to order a late night snack. As room service showed up I went to my jeans where my wallet was and took it out to tip the patron.

When I looked inside my body went stiff.

While I went to the restroom to help her she cleaned my wallet out, and as I went through my planner seeing if anything else was taken she had also taken the tickets to EVERYTHING.

You know heading to Vegas I was hoping for an unforgettable weekend, I just did not want it to be unforgettable in that way. :(

[Odelay]

Yikes! :shock: :shock: :shock:

That sucks dude! :x

You kinda expect that the money you bring to Vegas stays in Vegas, but getting robbed of it on the first night blows.

[E.R Doc]

My last year of residency my attending physician told me he never traveled with cash and I was VERY lucky I did not have more then a couple hundred in there, as I always follow his advice.

I am by no means cheap and even had more in her donation the what she asked. She had no idea how awesome I would have treated her if we went out.

I am just pissed as I have wanted to experience more for about a year and have never had the guts to, and when I finally do it turns out like this! lol

[xxxsexyd]

Welcome to the gang

[blckhaze]

that really really sucks. the bad apples will spoil the whole bushel. My advice, never disclose too much info to a stranger, especially an escort in a different city. Hide any, if not all vauables in a safe of a place where it wont be noticed with noise.

[ElDangeroso]

What a bad introduction for you. Where did you find her - Eros? Who was it so we know to avoid?

[dskreet2]

Does her ad come with a name & pic. Others may want to stay away!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

few things I don't get

if you're going to post a horrid experience you come on to a website and do it on your 1st post?

not only that you don't put up every bit of contact info you can find on the bitch?!?

I mean she stole your stuff

I just don't get it......................

I had a car stolen a few years ago, the cops were in my area I filled out a police report, gave them all the info I could and got results, so far this post has been a sham IMO

[BeardedOne]

I guess I am lucky in that my distrustful nature has me suspect anyone and everyone of the potential for foul play. Fortunately, I've been more than amply surprised and rewarded by those I chose to spend my time with.

Where did you find this gurl? I'm guessing CL.

[BADAZZBODY]

WOW THAT WAS FUKED UP....ITS BEST WHEN U DEAL WITH STRANGERS NEVER TO KEEP ANY PERSONALS AROUND..NOFFIN JUST WHAT U NEED...KEEP BABY WHIPS AND SANITIZER..CONDOMS LUBE AND BABY OIL..AND A BED..ALL THE THINGS U NEED
DONT EVA LEAVE NOFFIN AROUND NO HOE OR A TRICK...CAUSE THEY WILL CATCH U WHEN U SLIPPING...

THIS ONE GUY WE DATED HAD AN AMAZING TIME HE WAS SEXY AND ALL THAT..BUT I WAS HAVING BACK TO BACK CLIENTS..

AND I HAD MY PURSE ON THE BED..AND WHEN I GOT MY MONEY I PUT IT UP AND HE DIDNT SEE WHERE..BUT I WENT TO THE BATH ROOM ..AND MY INSTINTC WAS TELLING ME SOMETHING AND I LOOKED IN MY BAG AND MY WALLET WAS GONE
AND HE WAS ON THE BED WITH A DUMB ASS LOOK....HIS ASS GAVE ME MY DAMN WALLET.. BACK..AFTER A WHOLE BUNCH OF DRAMA..

EVERY BODY AINT FUKED UP BUT THE PEOPLE U DONT THINK ARE WILL BE SO ITS GOOD TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS ALL THE TIME..

YEAH ILL FIND THAT BITCH AND GET MY FUKING MONEY BACK..

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I mean what's the purpose of this thread?!?
To vent and say this happened to me
or
to do the right thing and post info so that others don't get robbed?!?

[blonde zombie]

So a good friend of mine had tickets to the AVN awards and had accomodations to stay at the MGM Grand, tickets to the trade show when it was closed to the public, as well as VIP enterance to the pre and after party, and passes to walk the red carpet.

He got called out of town and was not able to use them so he asked if I would be interested in them, to which I was.

When I checked into the hotel I thought there is no way I'm going to all of this by myself so I got on the computer and looked for a date.

I have never been with a TS woman before and have wanted for a long time, just never had the guts to call.

Well I go through several adds and come upon a stunning woman who has totally natural, un-touched pics and a lovely add. So I decide to give her a call and we talked for close to 45 mins on the phone and really got along well. I told her what I was looking for in companionship for the weekend and she was totally into it.

We decided that she was going to come over to my suite that evening and take things slow as it was my first time, and if we got along she was going to go with me to the awards.

Well time comes for her to show up and she's a no show. 4 hours go by and she finally shows up and comes in. She is absolutely loaded and can hardly stand. She pushes me down on the bed and takes her top off and kinda dances around for a minute and then proceeds to throw up all over herself.

Being the nice guy I am I jump up to go get a towell and wash cloth and come back to the room. I help her get cleaned up and somewhat put back together and take the soiled towells back to the restroom.

Not more then 2 minutes later I go back to the room and she is standing next to the table and was like is this my donation? I told her it was and she grabbed it and grabbed my hand and said thank you and left.

So I sat there for a minute thinking about what just happened to me and decided to order a late night snack. As room service showed up I went to my jeans where my wallet was and took it out to tip the patron.

When I looked inside my body went stiff.

While I went to the restroom to help her she cleaned my wallet out, and as I went through my planner seeing if anything else was taken she had also taken the tickets to EVERYTHING.

You know heading to Vegas I was hoping for an unforgettable weekend, I just did not want it to be unforgettable in that way. :(


My last year of residency my attending physician told me he never traveled with cash and I was VERY lucky I did not have more then a couple hundred in there, as I always follow his advice.

I am by no means cheap and even had more in her donation the what she asked. She had no idea how awesome I would have treated her if we went out.

I am just pissed as I have wanted to experience more for about a year and have never had the guts to, and when I finally do it turns out like this! lol





This post seems like total bullshit. This situation where someone had tickets. Your friend had VIP tickets to AVN? AND accommodations to MGM grand?

Do you really think it is relevant to let it be known that you are an "E.R Doc." What kind of Medical Doctor uses that as his ID on a Shemale pornography board?

Please let us know who the girl is. That is the purpose of this kind of message board. To help others to avoid this kind of situation.

I am not buying this story.

[E.R Doc]

Good heavens, I did not come here for anything other then to relate my experience, and I am now on trial by a bunch of internet Johnny Cochran's who don't know me for shit.

So because my completely anonymous screename and identity to which you could NEVER find me just happens to be my profession I am some sort of fraud? I worked harder then anything ever for that title which I am extremely proud of. Damn, I knew I should have gone with backdoorbuddy4fun. SHIT!!!!

You don't know me, you don't know my circle of friends so who are you to be calling me out?

I have been a big fan of this board for a while, as there are some wonderful pics and vids posted. I never had anything to contribute until now, and because of that I am full of shit?

So I guess I should of prefaced my story with, well my good friend Mark, who by the way I have known since I was 11, went to high school with, went to college and medical school with.
A close friend who I co-signed for his first car and was roommates with for years, could not use tickets from an event he has gone to for the last 5 years because his mother was hit by a drunk driver and hospitalized.

Oh please forgive me for omiting that part from the story won't you.

Now what am I suppose to do when this happens to me.... Hello...911...um ya I'm staying at the MGM and I called a trans prostitute even though it's illegal, and when she came over she ripped me off, because I'm a 29 y/o moron and did not think anything like this would happen to me. Ummmm ya here is my phone and room number as well..can you come right over? I still have her puke all over my bed so maybe you can get her DNA as well.

Ya way to think that one through.

You don't think I would post the add if it was still posted on Craigslist? You don't think I would post the number if it was still in service?

My God you internet slueth's really need to get a life and stop trying to ride the cocks of the beautiful women on these websites who 99.9% of you will never see or get to know in real life and relax. Keep concentrating on jacking off and typing one handed and leave the detective work to the professionals.

I have NO ONE to blame for this other then MYSELF, and just wanted to share my experience. I was stupid and got burned by it big time and if you don't believe me then fuck you!

[hondarobot]

I only read the first post in this thread, skimmed the rest. If a girl pukes on herself, call her a cab and send her home. Just my take on the subject.

[blonde zombie]

sorry to doubt you but you really should post the name of the girl for everyones benefit. Like a public service.

It is a small world.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

You don't think I would post the add if it was still posted on Craigslist? You don't think I would post the number if it was still in service?


Hold on there George Clooney. You have to remember the bitch's name she used, and you should be able to give a fairly decent physical description. Simple as that

[Odelay]

In ER's defense, and as the first person to reply to this post... I did look at the difference between his 1st post (today) and his join date, 10 days ago. That seemed reasonable to me.

First, there were millions of lurkers (non-members) prior to requiring registration to see the pics in October. Hell, even I, as a member, lurked all the time. Perhaps he didn't join from October to January because he was busy with other things. I take breaks from this board for 3 months at a time.

It would make sense that he would register and check out reviews, etc., before he went to the AVN show, thus the registration 10 days ago.

ER, you have to realize that Johnny's a bit of a skeptic. It's his natural state. Also, speaking as a former mod of a different forum, I can say that skepticism and cynicism runs deep with the job. Naivete is not allowed.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ER, you have to realize that Johnny's a bit of a skeptic. It's his natural state. Also, speaking as a former mod of a different forum, I can say that skepticism and cynicism runs deep with the job. Naivete is not allowed.

thank you 'O'

I'm more than willing to believe this dude, I just want something
saying a chick did something is believable but give more details other than your grief...............

having been on this board especially within the last few days with the lies and bullshit being typed about a bunch of other things I think I have a valid argument..........

[E.R Doc]

Ha ha ha ha...George Clooney now that's funny! I wish I had the looks and money that's for sure.

The bitch first said her name was Shawna when I first called. When she called me back to make sure I was not conning her she reffered to herself as Rachel.

She was white, probably full C cup semi-decent implants and very slender. She had darker hair that was past her shoulders and almost like a russian accent.

I'm not trying to blame anyone or ask for sympathy just expose how dumb I am. ;)

[Odelay]

Hmmm c-cups? I guess that rules out Allanah. I was thinking maybe she was desperate for tickets. 8)

Just joking Allanah! :D Oh, and congratulations baby, on your victory!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

finally now we are getting some where

CSI activated

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

any of these?

http://images.craigslist.org/010203011608010306200712092a27f15333df34d78400412e .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01010001020201030520071130a7a35fbe019ff8e370004aa2 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01021101160601030520071207a7899091142f84292f001c7a .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/010100010205010307200712136e728a57f95328a8bd0023ec .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/010107010211010405200801057431c64647635d193f00e4d3 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/0101060103110104022008011317aa8e690913a8dc3a0013c2 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/010103010304010402200801126427f6970a111e16fe008ee6 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/010109010200010400200712211a6904e59458960edf004e95 .jpg

[KiraHarden]

.

Never leave a escort out of your site and put your valuables and money away in a safe spot. Im sorry your date went bad.

I tell guys that I see that left their pants , wallet laying around while they wash up to take them with them, some ecsorts will rob them blind

Kira

[E.R Doc]

http://images.craigslist.org/010107010211010405200801057431c64647635d193f00e4d3 .jpg


This is VERY close to her. Her hair was much darker and much better makeup and implants slightly larger.

She also had very small nipples and scars in the folds of her arm pits where they put the (cheap) implants in.

[echimandu]

So a good friend of mine had tickets to the AVN awards and had accomodations to stay at the MGM Grand, tickets to the trade show when it was closed to the public, as well as VIP enterance to the pre and after party, and passes to walk the red carpet.

He got called out of town and was not able to use them so he asked if I would be interested in them, to which I was.

When I checked into the hotel I thought there is no way I'm going to all of this by myself so I got on the computer and looked for a date.

I have never been with a TS woman before and have wanted for a long time, just never had the guts to call.

Well I go through several adds and come upon a stunning woman who has totally natural, un-touched pics and a lovely add. So I decide to give her a call and we talked for close to 45 mins on the phone and really got along well. I told her what I was looking for in companionship for the weekend and she was totally into it.

We decided that she was going to come over to my suite that evening and take things slow as it was my first time, and if we got along she was going to go with me to the awards.

Well time comes for her to show up and she's a no show. 4 hours go by and she finally shows up and comes in. She is absolutely loaded and can hardly stand. She pushes me down on the bed and takes her top off and kinda dances around for a minute and then proceeds to throw up all over herself.

Being the nice guy I am I jump up to go get a towell and wash cloth and come back to the room. I help her get cleaned up and somewhat put back together and take the soiled towells back to the restroom.

Not more then 2 minutes later I go back to the room and she is standing next to the table and was like is this my donation? I told her it was and she grabbed it and grabbed my hand and said thank you and left.

So I sat there for a minute thinking about what just happened to me and decided to order a late night snack. As room service showed up I went to my jeans where my wallet was and took it out to tip the patron.

When I looked inside my body went stiff.

While I went to the restroom to help her she cleaned my wallet out, and as I went through my planner seeing if anything else was taken she had also taken the tickets to EVERYTHING.

You know heading to Vegas I was hoping for an unforgettable weekend, I just did not want it to be unforgettable in that way. :(Typical tranny. To bad, I would say 80 percent are like this. That fucks it up for the other 20. But they are willing to live for the moment. Karma gets them. I know karma doesn't get you your money back, but trust. she will pay. Next time she'll get caught and more than likely end up in the hospital. Truly a death sentence.

[cage801]

Is this her?

[flabbybody]

be ironic if she got the shit kicked outa her, had to got to the ER, and guess who had to fix her up. that would be a real test of the Hppocratic Oath

[ShadowMaster]

Doc, you were doing 4MUCH (way too much) off the break. From what I understand you wanted a provider you could spend a weekend with. Doing something like that should be something you only do with someone you have a strong rapport with first. Basically a girl with whom you are a repeat customer or someone you trust has given a strong recommendation. Your next mistake was she showed up 4 hours late. That is an extremely bad sign. You then let her come in drunk then paid her after she attempted to accomodate you in bad form. You wouldn't leave your car with a mechanic you knew was a drunk. When she showed you should've sent her back and told her truth or not that your needs had already been taken care of. I hate the concept of anyone having access to my dwelling rented or not so I don't leave my stuff out ever! You should've went down to AVN to see if you could've caught her scalping your tickets. Save the ad or picture just in case. I know that's paranoid but life is real. And last but not least she sounded paranoid when you called her up with the name games. People who are that paranoid are that way for good reason. Your only mistake was ignoring red flags and letting desire get ahead of good sense. All this was a costly lesson just thank the game of life for providing you with the lesson because it could've been worse. If she had been working in tandem with someone imagine the drama that could've followed. And if you haven't done it already and she has your IDs cancel them immediately!

If you choose to partake in the future I hope your experience is more complimentary to your amorous desires.

[MrsKellyPierce]

That sucks babe.

Sorry :(

[MrsKellyPierce]

Is this her? He said she's white???

[ARMANIXXX]

You had no business tryin to do what you did.

You are noobie that didn't know what you were doing, girl decided, for whatever reason, that you were a perfect mark, cold took your money boss hogg style, as if daring you to try and stop her...........AFTER SHE TOOK YOUR WALLET.


You knew no better, and you really need not do this anymore without proper help/consultation or the next time you could end up beat up, in the hospital, in jail, even dead.

Don't do this by yourself anymore OP, because it's clear you don't have the motherwit to pull this off under self governance/instruction.

Let this be a lesson to other noobies as well.

[4ever_ngt]

Dude no offense to ur intelligence BUTTT..why would u leave your wallet unattended in a hotel with a hooker u never met ..in Vegas no less...man i sleep with my wallet & passport on my person in my own dam house lol..

[Legend]

So a good friend of mine had tickets to the AVN awards and had accomodations to stay at the MGM Grand, tickets to the trade show when it was closed to the public, as well as VIP enterance to the pre and after party, and passes to walk the red carpet.

He got called out of town and was not able to use them so he asked if I would be interested in them, to which I was.

When I checked into the hotel I thought there is no way I'm going to all of this by myself so I got on the computer and looked for a date.

I have never been with a TS woman before and have wanted for a long time, just never had the guts to call.

Well I go through several adds and come upon a stunning woman who has totally natural, un-touched pics and a lovely add. So I decide to give her a call and we talked for close to 45 mins on the phone and really got along well. I told her what I was looking for in companionship for the weekend and she was totally into it.

We decided that she was going to come over to my suite that evening and take things slow as it was my first time, and if we got along she was going to go with me to the awards.

Well time comes for her to show up and she's a no show. 4 hours go by and she finally shows up and comes in. She is absolutely loaded and can hardly stand. She pushes me down on the bed and takes her top off and kinda dances around for a minute and then proceeds to throw up all over herself.

Being the nice guy I am I jump up to go get a towell and wash cloth and come back to the room. I help her get cleaned up and somewhat put back together and take the soiled towells back to the restroom.

Not more then 2 minutes later I go back to the room and she is standing next to the table and was like is this my donation? I told her it was and she grabbed it and grabbed my hand and said thank you and left.

So I sat there for a minute thinking about what just happened to me and decided to order a late night snack. As room service showed up I went to my jeans where my wallet was and took it out to tip the patron.

When I looked inside my body went stiff.

While I went to the restroom to help her she cleaned my wallet out, and as I went through my planner seeing if anything else was taken she had also taken the tickets to EVERYTHING.

You know heading to Vegas I was hoping for an unforgettable weekend, I just did not want it to be unforgettable in that way. :(

http://i14.tinypic.com/86sjqcw.jpg

[Azanti]

It sounds perfectly plausable to me.

It would still be good to know what the name was on her original add, even if the add is now gone.

[Legend]

I just think the story sounds odd. He does not have the girl's number.. she gave him two different names... I mean c'mon....


http://i14.tinypic.com/86sjqcw.jpg

This story seems odd on so many levels,this is your first yet your attending some crappy awards show where 50 percent of the world's diseases was in one place at the same time.Secondly this story just seems to generic and so typical of a guy getting ripped off "she stole my wallet while i was in the restroom" get the fuck outta here,if your stupid enough to leave you valubles with a complete stranger who probably payed a visit to her local crack dealer after she robbed you,you probably deserved it.

[ShadowMaster]

That's unnecessarily harsh. Stupid things happen to people all the time because nobody is perfect. He just let the little head do the thinking for the big head. I think everybody has done that at least once. It's just consequences came with his ill-fated decision. Give him a break he feels bad enough already. No one deserves to be mistreated except in extreme circumstances like a true dye in the wool nefarious knave.

And Legend how did you choose your icon? I've been wondering that for awhile now.

[macfan]

So a good friend of mine had tickets to the AVN awards and had accomodations to stay at the MGM Grand, tickets to the trade show when it was closed to the public, as well as VIP enterance to the pre and after party, and passes to walk the red carpet.

He got called out of town and was not able to use them so he asked if I would be interested in them, to which I was.

When I checked into the hotel I thought there is no way I'm going to all of this by myself so I got on the computer and looked for a date.

I have never been with a TS woman before and have wanted for a long time, just never had the guts to call.

Well I go through several adds and come upon a stunning woman who has totally natural, un-touched pics and a lovely add. So I decide to give her a call and we talked for close to 45 mins on the phone and really got along well. I told her what I was looking for in companionship for the weekend and she was totally into it.

We decided that she was going to come over to my suite that evening and take things slow as it was my first time, and if we got along she was going to go with me to the awards.

Well time comes for her to show up and she's a no show. 4 hours go by and she finally shows up and comes in. She is absolutely loaded and can hardly stand. She pushes me down on the bed and takes her top off and kinda dances around for a minute and then proceeds to throw up all over herself.

Being the nice guy I am I jump up to go get a towell and wash cloth and come back to the room. I help her get cleaned up and somewhat put back together and take the soiled towells back to the restroom.

Not more then 2 minutes later I go back to the room and she is standing next to the table and was like is this my donation? I told her it was and she grabbed it and grabbed my hand and said thank you and left.

So I sat there for a minute thinking about what just happened to me and decided to order a late night snack. As room service showed up I went to my jeans where my wallet was and took it out to tip the patron.

When I looked inside my body went stiff.

While I went to the restroom to help her she cleaned my wallet out, and as I went through my planner seeing if anything else was taken she had also taken the tickets to EVERYTHING.

You know heading to Vegas I was hoping for an unforgettable weekend, I just did not want it to be unforgettable in that way. :(

Wow, that is pretty pathetic dude, just use it as a reminder for any future forays and chalk it up to a valuable learning experience. It's just one more reason I would have no dealings with escorts.

In that kind of environment it pays to keep your head on around you, never assume that those who you interact with share good qualities just by speaking to them on a phone. Your story isn't the first, I have seen other guys on here mention how they were literally in similar conditions where some girls tried to pull fast ones to get more money from them. You seem to be stunned at what unfolded, keep it in memory.

[macfan]

You had no business tryin to do what you did.

You are noobie that didn't know what you were doing, girl decided, for whatever reason, that you were a perfect mark, cold took your money boss hogg style, as if daring you to try and stop her...........AFTER SHE TOOK YOUR WALLET.


You knew no better, and you really need not do this anymore without proper help/consultation or the next time you could end up beat up, in the hospital, in jail, even dead.

Don't do this by yourself anymore OP, because it's clear you don't have the motherwit to pull this off under self governance/instruction.

Let this be a lesson to other noobies as well.

He probably told her on the phone as well that it was his first time, Doctor, VIP tickets, MGM Grand etc as fresh a fish as it gets for some of these girls. Lone dude, first time into this scenario and she probably thought he was loaded and voila.

As someone mentioned earlier about skepticism, I myself am a very suspicious person and would be especially in Vegas of all places. :)

Some of you guys are rough, calling the guy's story out, did it dawn on you that he may have been overeager to interact with this lady being his first time, remember for a lot of us guys this is the stuff of fantasy, so when reality hits the little head does indeed do the thinking. However as soon as she threw up that biatch would be out of the door faster than I can say GTFO.

[lpell]

The doc is full"O" shiite, just another bored idiot,, hey Doc lets hear some more,

[ottorocket]

If it is true, i'd simply book another appointment and steal all her stuff next time.

[Vicki Richter]

This sounds like a huge fake posting to me. JWB does his IP really goto Phoenix?

If some guy robbed me and I had seen his pix, I would be posting them everywhere that same night. Obviously you had a laptop that wasn't stolen. Did she take down the ad before she left?

This is a troll message I think. I mean come on, the girl throws up on purpose, then robs you and steals your AVN tickets? How long does it really take to grab a fucking towel out of the bathroom. I think it usually takes me about 20 seconds in a hotel. She had enough time to not steal your entire wallet, but to go through it AND your day planner?

Even a newbie would be smart enough to hide his wallet when a whore is coming off of Craigslist.

Guys please be rational, this is very unrealistic that anyone would be that naive.

[hondarobot]

The thing I find odd is he says he went to get his wallet out of his pants to pay for room service. Why wouldn't he have put his pants back on before answering the door? And where in the story did he take his pants off in the first place?

Maybe the guy is really stupid, or just hates wearing pants.

:shrug

[peggygee]

All I'm going to say is that some of y'all have missed
your true calling in life.

Between your ability to bounty hunt and identify broads,
dissect the minutiae of a story, some of y'all could have
had a promising career in law enforcement.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/holmesrev.jpg

To the OP, at least she didn't shit on your dick. :shrug

[hondarobot]

All I'm going to say is that some of y'all have missed
your true calling in life.

Between your ability to bounty hunt and identify broads,
dissect the minutiae of a story, some of y'all could have
had a promising career in law enforcement.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/holmesrev.jpg

To the OP, at least she didn't shit on your dick. :shrug

I'm not so sure about Holmes and Watson, I think Nick and Nora from "The Thin Man" would be more accurate.

We'll always have Hotel HA.

[peggygee]

I'm not so sure about Holmes and Watson, I think Nick and Nora from "The Thin Man" would be more accurate.

We'll always have Hotel HA.

I love Nick, Nora, and their dog Asta,
and the whole Thin Man series.

8)

[bezane]

Post a link to the ad. I would like to hire the girl for the next oscar winning performance. She throws up on cue. Fakes being drunk. Is able to case, find and steal the jewels.......in 20 seconds. And then, you say nothing as she takes the "donation" in front of your face sans even a blowjob.

FUCK!!!!! Can I come over? You must have something else to steal. Superbowl tickets down in Glendale maybe?

[E.R Doc]

As I read through some of the replies it started to get me pissed as NONE of you know me, and now it's just plain funny.

First of all I have no problems getting women, I have been curious for a while which is the reason I answered the add. I am not so pathetic that I can't get a date otherwise and had to learn the skills and rules of hiring a prostitute.

Second of all I was in the bathroom for more then 20 seconds wetting down a washcloth as I guess I am a little more sympathetic then most.

I was sitting in my room with some sweats and a hoodie on......ya I am stupid enough to answer the door naked, especially when room service comes.

And lastly tell me how I am suppose to play that last one out? Hey bitch I paid you money, get back here and suck my dick! Or again...hello 911....I'm Dr. So and So and a prostitute just ripped me off.
I will make sure I take video and audio and copyright it so I can get all the royalties when it gets turned into World's Most Stupid Criminals and played all over the nations news sources.

With all due respect Ms. 2005 star of the year, did you expect me to tell everyone I could, especially the authorities that I had broken the law and got ripped off?

Sure I would have pitched a fit had I had my car, or computer or house screwed by some con artist, but seriously now, please help me see who and where I should have turned in this situation to get my money back?

It's simple, I gambled, played a game I had no experience at and lost.

Seriously some of you need to get a life, and start your carrer in espionage as you have truly showed your worth by exposing my fake story and tracking my IP address.

If you don't have the money to loose gambling, or in a strip club, or hiring an escort then you have NO reason going there or hiring one.

I knew the risks, I have never asked for sympathy and could afford the loss when it happened, and your completely inaccurate assumptions are cracking me up.

[bezane]

Huh? Because you called a prostitute, that gives her the right to walk in take everything without resistance? Then just leave? Post the ad. I live in Vegas. I bet I know her. White? Russian accent? Well, are you sure she was a TS?

And the 2005 performer of the year seems like a pretty cool chick. You on the other hand need to post here bragging about how lame you are and for what? Not to help others not to get ripped off. Not to expose the bitch. For sympathy? I'd be embarrassed.

Anyone with an iota of common sense would hide all valuables when a complete stranger is coming to their hotel room for an intimate encounter. And when that encounter starts puking it's safe to say that there should not be a fee. "Is this my donation?" No. It is not. Leave now. I'll call security.

And as long as the vice squad doesn't have you on tape saying "how much for you to liquor in the front and poker in the rear.....then just say you met the chick. She came to the room. Solicited you. Puked. Stole your stuff. In Vegas she'd get a weekend pass to the lock up and you would just have to file a report. They protect tourists here with every inch of their lives. It's their only industry.

[echimandu]

As I read through some of the replies it started to get me pissed as NONE of you know me, and now it's just plain funny.

First of all I have no problems getting women, I have been curious for a while which is the reason I answered the add. I am not so pathetic that I can't get a date otherwise and had to learn the skills and rules of hiring a prostitute.

Second of all I was in the bathroom for more then 20 seconds wetting down a washcloth as I guess I am a little more sympathetic then most.

I was sitting in my room with some sweats and a hoodie on......ya I am stupid enough to answer the door naked, especially when room service comes.

And lastly tell me how I am suppose to play that last one out? Hey bitch I paid you money, get back here and suck my dick! Or again...hello 911....I'm Dr. So and So and a prostitute just ripped me off.
I will make sure I take video and audio and copyright it so I can get all the royalties when it gets turned into World's Most Stupid Criminals and played all over the nations news sources.

With all due respect Ms. 2005 star of the year, did you expect me to tell everyone I could, especially the authorities that I had broken the law and got ripped off?

Sure I would have pitched a fit had I had my car, or computer or house screwed by some con artist, but seriously now, please help me see who and where I should have turned in this situation to get my money back?

It's simple, I gambled, played a game I had no experience at and lost.

Seriously some of you need to get a life, and start your carrer in espionage as you have truly showed your worth by exposing my fake story and tracking my IP address.

If you don't have the money to loose gambling, or in a strip club, or hiring an escort then you have NO reason going there or hiring one.

I knew the risks, I have never asked for sympathy and could afford the loss when it happened, and your completely inaccurate assumptions are cracking me up.Hey E.R. fuck em. I believe you dude. I've known and been around trannys for years and some of them can be the most disgusting, vile pieces of shit walking the earth. Some even exsist right here on this forum. Just be careful if you deceide to have another go at it.

[sucka4chix]

Sorry, like others I gotta call bullshit on this one. So many details make no
sense, and your writing style seems more suited to a creative writing class than porn forum. If you were to look at it objectively, you would see how people cry foul! Doesn't mean it IS bullshit, just seems like bullshit.
At any rate, if true I hope I never need medical help from you, since you
obviously lack some common reasoning skills.
Speaking of skills... You should be commended! You got an escort to talk to
you for 45 minutes, and that takes MAD skills!!!

[stillies77]

man i woud have been so fuckin pissed.

[echimandu]

Sorry, like others I gotta call bullshit on this one. So many details make no
sense, and your writing style seems more suited to a creative writing class than porn forum. If you were to look at it objectively, you would see how people cry foul! Doesn't mean it IS bullshit, just seems like bullshit.
At any rate, if true I hope I never need medical help from you, since you
obviously lack some common reasoning skills.
Speaking of skills... You should be commended! You got an escort to talk to
you for 45 minutes, and that takes MAD skills!!!You mean mad skills on the part of the tranny. She initially heard what she needed to know that she could go in for the jack. The convo was just setting him up. And people here wonder why so many trannys suffer fatalities.

[lpell]

Dear P*nthouse Forum . I never thought i would be writing this but,,,,,,

[hondarobot]

Dear P*nthouse Forum . I never thought i would be writing this but,,,,,,

Classic :lol:

Actually, I believe the story, but why doesn't the guy post who the girl is? She apparently puked on herself, took his money, then ripped him off.

Why even post this at all if not to warn people about this girl?

[peggygee]

Why even post this at all if not to warn people about this girl?

Because, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. :wink:
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/WHAT20VEGAS20copy.gif

[hondarobot]

I think the OP is actually the Travelocity Gnome and this is just the lead in to a new advertising campaign.

[CaliGuy]

Sounds about as a real as a post about losing either a wife or the baby decision, and losing both.

[KiraHarden]

I'm not so sure about Holmes and Watson, I think Nick and Nora from "The Thin Man" would be more accurate.

We'll always have Hotel HA.

I love Nick, Nora, and their dog Asta,
and the whole Thin Man series.

8)
Great movies :)

[Vicki Richter]

No but it is like this.... I never said you should call the PD. I said typically, you would have the girls picture, name, etc. You signed up here (HA Forums) before the AVN so you knew you could have easily posted in here and outted the thief. Furthermore, your story about her getting her phone number changed after ripping you off... Come on. Girls that do this - stealing -, do it all the time and they don't change their phone number right afterwards. It is way more hassle for a whore to change her # (with all her built up repeat clients) than to deal with an angry customer.

In a small Vegas hotel room, even the Venetian which has very nice big suites, I could get a damp cloth and return in 20 seconds, especially if I knew there was someone with throw up all over them. I wouldn't idly take my time while they wallowed in puke.

Your story sucks. Better luck next time. Maybe next time you will wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes with your kidneys missing. People will tell you, "Really??? No way! That sucks."

[BlackAdder]

have to agree with Vicki...Even if true, it really seems like youve no one to blame but yourself.

[hondarobot]

I don't know, I think I believe the guys story, I just don't understand why he won't identify who the girl is.

Secret message to VR: Remember when we walked into my room at the resort and I commented "I think I lost my wallet by the pool." You responded, "I didn't steal your wallet." It turned out I had just put it in my other back pocket. That was kinda uncomfortable, because I was thinking "I just lost my wallet somewhere in Arizona, and now my dream girl thinks I'm accusing her of being a thief!" That was stressful, I'm just saying, and it kinda relates to this guys story.

Oh, and I'm sorry I stuck my tongue up your ass while you were waking up. That was not a classy move on my part, I will finally admit that.

But back to the mystery of the Los Vegas Self Puking AVN Ticket Thief. I vote: True story, but why does the OP not post who the girl was?

[peggygee]

I'm not so sure about Holmes and Watson, I think Nick and Nora from "The Thin Man" would be more accurate.

We'll always have Hotel HA.

I love Nick, Nora, and their dog Asta,
and the whole Thin Man series.

8)
Great movies :)


Yeah they always seemed so in love in those flicks.

But damn was he a booze-hound, drank like a fish. :lol:

[ed_jaxon]

Oh, and I'm sorry I stuck my tongue up your ass while you were waking up. That was not a classy move on my part, I will finally admit that.


I normally steer far clear of these things but this line was too fucking funny!

[tsmandy]

First off, congratulations on becoming a doctor. Second, that's a shitty lesson to learn, luckily you are still alive and you have no SO to be pissed off about the stolen goods.

Back when I used to advertise on the now sadly defunct Craigs List Review Board, this kind of story was posted every couple of months, granted few of them involved vomit, but some involved pimps in closets, girls overdosing, just regular CL bullshit. While I cringed everytime someone used the phrase, ROB (rip-off bitch) seems entirely appropriate in this situation. And while I have no idea whether or not you are telling the truth, it is quite common for scam artists to steal cell-phones and use them for a day, and girls that operate this way don't have repeat clientele. Plain and simple. They just bounce from town to town preying on noob's and cheapskates that are looking for the easiest date.

Try visiting a girl with good reviews on TER or SER next time, my guess is you won't end up cleaning vomit, unless that's your thing. There are plenty of us who do care about our clients, and plenty more of us that will at least make a half-assed attempt to satisfy.

Best of luck in your future endeavors.....

xoxo
mandy

p.s are you sure that was your first time? Or are there just a slew of young doctors who graduate in the Southwest and then look up tall blonde trannies? Cause one of the last guys I saw sounds exactly like you, and he was totally green too, makes me sad to think about him getting ripped off.

[hondarobot]

Oh, and I'm sorry I stuck my tongue up your ass while you were waking up. That was not a classy move on my part, I will finally admit that.


I normally steer far clear of these things but this line was too fucking funny!

It was an honest apology. I suppose I should have worded it differently.

:?

[hondarobot]

VR: I apologize for my inept apology.

I love you.

I'm gonna shut up now. Good night.

(She's pissed, I just know it)

[StaggerLee]

I know i'm a bit late coming into this, but I say bull-fucking-shit on this story...
It's possible, it could happen, maybe did happen to someone he knows-but i'm just not buying it happened to him.
If i'm wrong, oh well-at least he still has his kidneys, right Vicky?
But a real-life Doctor, oh my!...and he can't even get lose/loose right?...he apostrophises sleuths, as a plural?...ad/add?..and towel with 2 l's? Sorry, you can slap my ass and call me crazy,but i'm not buyin' it.

[hondarobot]

Heh. I won't comment any further. But give me a break, she's got a great ass.

:wink:

[hondarobot]

Well, what I did was inappropriate at the time. But seriously, what guy wouldn't do that?

It was wrong, and I apologized, so that's that.

[Realgirls4me]

This story seems odd on so many levels,this is your first yet your attending some crappy awards show where 50 percent of the world's diseases was in one place at the same time.Secondly this story just seems to generic and so typical of a guy getting ripped off "she stole my wallet while i was in the restroom" get the fuck outta here,if your stupid enough to leave you valubles with a complete stranger who probably payed a visit to her local crack dealer after she robbed you,you probably deserved it.

Legend is so non-judgemental, knowledgeable, understanding, unassuming, experienced, and best of all, so compassionate and empathic. One has to get up mighty early to slip one past Legend.

Yes, give this "worldly sophisticated" moron bobo doll all the "respect" and props he deserves. :roll:

[Realgirls4me]

LOL! I may make mistakes, but I am still a human being who deserves respect...


Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, (comma) buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, (comma) buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh ... (comma, comma, comma)


:D

[lumberjack]

Survey says:

This story is bullshit!

[Realgirls4me]

I don't know, but harking back to my first experience at attempting to see my first escort -- of any kind (Cassandra Ela) -- I don't find ER's experience beyond the realm of possibility. Without getting into it (I did not get ripped off by her, nor did I get a session with her), it all fell through due to my naivette, ignorance, and inexperience about seeing an escort at the time. My experience that afternoon could have came straight from a 1920's Keystone Cop script straight out of Hal Roach Studios. Had I posted the experience in here, I'm sure there would probably have been many in this forum that found the whole experience not believable. What's ER have to gain or lose by his posting of his experience? He's responded to his detractors. ...What? Wouldn't it be prudent to provide this case with the benefit of the doubt? First sessions with escorts are like weddings I posit. That is, they rarely go without a glitch. :)

[tsmandy]

First sessions with escorts are like weddings I posit. That is, they rarely go without a glitch. :)

Don't worry, its a two way street guys. My first attempt at a solo session was absurd. It's kind of a funny story, I was meeting the guy at a Chili's on the main line in Philly, and I walked into the bar and asked the guy I thought was my date if he was "....." he said yes, and I sat down. He then asked me if I was old enough to drink, which I thought was odd since my age was posted on my ad, I said yes. We then had a very surreal conversation, and after a while I began to get a queasy feeling in my stomach. Then another man walked up to my table and said "Mandy?" sheepishly. Oh god, I was so embarassed. I was a little to drunk and freaked out at that point to navigate anything, so we called the date off, and I went home.

The first guy I ended up sitting down with, called me a couple times to meet up, but I didn't want to have the TS conversation with him....

It can be a difficult world to navigate, especially when you throw in fear of violence, arrest, and marital catastrophe.

[redtiger]

be ironic if she got the shit kicked outa her, had to got to the ER, and guess who had to fix her up. that would be a real test of the Hppocratic Oath

Actually, THAT would be karma!!