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bkkldby
01-13-2008, 03:52 PM
:soapbox

BEFORE YOU READ THIS (SERVICE PROVIDERS) I NOW THAT NOT ALL OF YOU ARE AT FAULT IN REGARD TO THE SUBJECT BEING DISCUSSED, BUT IN MY HONEST OPINION, ENOUGH OF YOU ARE THAT I HAVE BEEN PROMPTED TO WRITE ABOUT IT.

APOLOGIES TO THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY CONDUCTED BUSINESS AS I SUGGEST BELOW. ALL THE MORE POWER TO YOU, AND I BET YOU HAVE MORE REPEAT BUSINESS AND MORE REVENUE TO SHOW FOR IT.

ever since i became an active participant in the pay for play game i have used web based escort services when i travel. i find that many listings are very straight forward and appear on the service to be providing complete and accurate info on the escort, replete with photos. however, many i find to be "evasive" by omission or through design or outright fabrication. i was sent to new york city by my company a few years ago and i was treating myself to a once a month session with a TS of my choice. I used a very popular website to do my vetting. out of 6 encounters i found only one TS to have provided info that was truly accurate and a true reflection of the service that i was provided with (TS Keelee - see photo below).

so i am asking these questions
(add questions if you so choose, i am only one punter out there and these are only the questions that i have come up with over the years)

what do you look for in an escort advert?

images - info - pricing - other.

(i provide my example below this short list of questions.)

what do you expect to know before hand regarding the size of their alluded to fully functional surprise?

service providers - how can you expect punters to buy a product/service without knowing what is under the hood? ex: we would not buy a car and not know the size of the engine. we are for the most part, traveling business people who have no time to waste, nor money to simply toss about. your services are not cheap, and therefore i believe you should disclaim all and in good faith up-front. enough, of the coy references such as "surprise", who needs a surprise at $300+ per hour? and fully functional to me means fresh, cocked and loaded and willing to follow all the way through with such a claim. your bad day, is a rip-off to me. ex: i went with a very well know service provider who was in NYC visiting/working. on the phone all was business as usual. however, once i was there, and my money was on the table, i was then told that she had partied too much the night before, had a very bad hang-over, AND diarrhea, she informed me i would not get the full service advertised, despite having already paid for it up-front in good faith.

HOW FREAKING LAME IS THAT, AND HOW MUCH OF A RIP-OFF IS THAT.

why didn't she just say on the telephone, "today is not a good day, so call me next time"? this is not a poor or struggling working girl. this is a "high-end/superstar" who is making a respectable income from DVD royalties, photo shoots and the like, and she can afford to travel everyday of her life. i choose to not mention her name, as i choose to only mention the good ones, as i have been with like Keelee.

do you expect to see full nudity in listing pics?

now i know some sites do not allow for this, but service providers could spend a little bit of their income on building their business by having a home site where these images are posted, in an "adult" secured area, along with other pertinent info such as: your home base and travel calendar. many sites say "visiting" and if we the customer can not be there when you are, but have a distinct interest in meeting you, it is nice to know where you are from, where you are headed, and how to reach you all of the time. many of us like to be certain about meetings and an email address allows for us to set up a time and confirm a meet in advance. (i know, so many punters lie about this stuff, but many do not. the burden, as i see it, is on you, the service provider who charges 300 dollars an hour. it's called work/business for a reason.)

do you expect to see a schedule of pricing?

why list a service and not show the price? this is evasive and tends to diminish your credibility. we all know what this is about, we all know there is a cost, so why not list it. many of you refuse to talk on the phone about such things, i can understand that, but just let us know up-front what the basic hourly is and any other services you feel we may want that YOU offer. ex: hamburger $.100 - hamburger with cheese $2.00. i know a lot of people do not like to be told what to do or be regulated, but if you regulate yourselves then maybe your industry as a whole will see a boost in revenue.

would you like to see direct links to reviews of an escort's services?

if you have a service that has been reviewed, that you know about, why not lead us directly to it? an open and transparent market place has been proven to improve that markets growth. unless you are a deceitful service provider, who has something to hide, why would you be wary of doing this?

below is an advert that I truly picked at random,
I think it is a good example of someone who is forthright and honest,
and wants their potential clientèle to know what the score is.

note: this is not keelee's advert AND IT IS RIGHT OFF THE WEB, NOT OF MY DESIGN.


Please let the phone ring until I answer it.

Please read my ad before calling me with any questions already answered here.
Location: West Palm Beach, FL.

Measurements / Stats: 36C-24-36, 8". Medium thickness fully functional and very operational versatile (top & bottom) height: 5'11".

Beautiful French / Hispanic TS. Long hair, toned, smooth athletic curvy body, down to earth and never in a rush in West Palm Beach, FL.

I am clean, safe, physically fit and require you to be the same. Perfect hygiene is a must. As a passable transsexual, I live 24 / 7 as a female. I look and sound like the real thing, but, have a big fully functional surprise waiting for you. If you are 18 years of age and up, please give me a call and let's get to know each other.

Beginners, 1st timers and novices are always welcome, but you must be 18 and over. I get many compliments on my face, body personality and ... well you know, LOL.

I live in West Palm Beach, FL, but am always available for travel throughout the US with advance notice for your pleasure and enjoyment. I am happy and able to answer your questions from 11 am - 11 pm. However I am free to actually meet for companionship anytime 24 / 7. So when you are actually ready to meet, please give me a call.

I value my privacy and respect the privacy and discretion of others. If you want me to return your call, I am always professional and discreet.

Incall (you come to me)
$150 donation / ½ hour
$200 donation / hour
$1200 donation / overnight (8 hour maximum)
$2000 donation / weekend (includes air travel)
$3500 donation / (3days / 2nights, includes air travel)

Outcall (I go to you)
I only do outcall if: A. if you have donated through PayPal in advance or B. if I already know you.

$250 donation / hour (within West Palm Beach.)
$300 donation and up / (Outside West Palm Beach.)
$1200 donation / overnight (8 hour maximum)
$2000 donation / weekend (includes air travel)
$3500 donation / (3days / 2nights, includes air travel)

See my website for more detailed information


Please read my ad before calling me!

Domination, Fetishes and Cross dressing sessions, $300 and up, are also available, by appointment only!

No drugs - no exceptions.

No blocked, payphone, or restricted phone numbers accepted.

1st timers and beginners are always welcome. Always looking for hot, good - looking no attitude males to discuss barter possibilities and meetings.

Business owners are also welcome for bartering.

Always a GFE. Body rub available. Polite, serious, discreet and generous men only.

Discretion assured and guaranteed. Let the phone ring until I answer or you get my voice mail.
See my website for more pix, details and information!

Please let the phone ring until I answer it, or clearly state your name and return phone number for a discreet return call. Webcam available through (MSN, Yahoo) payable through PayPal, see my website link below for more detailed information.

but, this is just my opinion ...

MatiasTz
11-13-2011, 12:16 AM
Well said.