Permanent Orgasm Denial

[Vicki Richter]

They strapped him to the table and attached the device... He would miss cumming.

[trish]

They tweaked a few dials and flipped a toggle. The device hummed. He could feel the vibrations propagate up inside him. His eyes bulged. He was excited. He was scared. He couldn’t believe this was happening. They were actually…


((assuming this is a game of drop the hammer))

[Felicia Katt]

and here I thought it was a thread about Honda LOL

meow

FK

[Vicki Richter]

and here I thought it was a thread about Honda LOL

meow

FK

Felicia - you can't follow simple instructions... please continue where Trish left off.

[hondarobot]

and here I thought it was a thread about Honda LOL

meow

FK

Her threads are always about me, she just denies it. It all goes back to me losing the fantasy baseball league, but that's a long story.

:P

[Balcanoid]

Vicki - Poison Ivy
honda - Chainsaw Cutter...

..and the thread goes to hell

[tsmandy]

Catch up on all those back issues of OK magazine he had failed to read while strapped to the table.

Now he could finally learn whether or not Hayden Panettiere....

[hondarobot]

Suddenly all thoughts of Hayden Panettiere vanished and he wiped a tear from his eye. Tara Reid was not, in fact anorexic. He may be facing orgasmic denial, but his five inch tongue proved useful for tear removal and turning the pages of OK magazine, so he had that going for him, which was nice. . .

[bezane]

.......but the cum was starting to back up in his system causing......

[FREEFALLL666]

Pulses of ecstasy flowing to his brain, feeling the vibrations and thrusts their energy causing his eyes to throb, reality blurring between crystal clarity and a chaotic blurr

[Ecstatic]

But still unrelieved, he started to quiver and then shake with tension, and the unreleased cum built inside like burning acid.

[hondarobot]

Then he broke free of his bonds and returned to the Fortress Of Solitude.

For now.

A guys gotta catch a break occasionally.

[JamesHunt]

They strapped him to the table and attached the device... He would miss cumming.

Jeez!!! Yo gals think us guys are so shallow :lol:

[TJT]

Well look who's come home.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Well look who's come home.

Lmao! :lol: I'm sure a lot on here preferred if he didn't TJT! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[obsesedinok]

The burning was intense, his butt trembled with fear as his testicles drew up higher. "Oh dear sweet lord what can I do" he thought to himself.

[melissacarter]

Yet he remained calm and poised. He had no choice but to look at the good side of life without a penis. Suddenly, it dawned on him - life could be good. Think of all that extra underwear room. Think of all those times being kicked in the groin. Think of...

[trish]

...how happy he could all those horny guys back at base.

[hondarobot]

This thread has the potential to become even more brutal than "She Took Him Hard In His Anals For Her Pleasure". I am kinda curious as to what's going to eventually happen to the poor guy, though.

[bezane]

.......and the line to his doorstep is around the block.......

[Ecstatic]

Reality snapped back as he realized he had imagined escaping to his fortress of solitude, and then imagined the line to his doorstep. Except: there was a line forming, in the doorway at the foot of the table to which he was strapped, and everyone in the doorway was stroking....

[hondarobot]

This story is just not getting better for this guy. He should have learned to play tennis, or something.

[CaliGuy]

Vicki is soo hot.

[Norma]

Reality snapped back as he realized he had imagined escaping to his fortress of solitude, and then imagined the line to his doorstep. Except: there was a line forming, in the doorway at the foot of the table to which he was strapped, and everyone in the doorway was stroking....

their cocks. But these were not their penises mind you. They were stroking their rooster who had blades attached to their legs, now he panicked at the thought of.....

[tsmandy]

his most recent cell phone bill being read by his wife. Would any questionable numbers catch her eye?

[hondarobot]

His mind cleared again, the thought of being married just another mental defense construct. His training in psychic warfare had prepared him for these occasions.

He turned his thoughts to the AVN awards, and he was baking a pizza.

[Ecstatic]

Meanwhile, the first rooster approached, legs flailing....

[hondarobot]

He turned invisible. . .

[El Nino]

Was this the first phase to making lumpy gravy?

[El Nino]

Boost

[Ecstatic]

He turned invisible. . .

...and immaterial, slipped out of his bonds just in time to escape the flailing razorcocks. However, as he snuck out the back door....

[trish]

the alarms began to wail and his rematerialized but invisible body was sprayed with glowing cobalt blue paint. he felt odd as his pores soak in the paint/chemical concoction. at that moment...

[Vicki Richter]

... he realized it wasn't paint at all... It was superglue. Not only was it superglue, but it was mixed with honey and cream cheese. There would be no washing off this day. He felt what was left of his penis permanently afixing itself to his left earlobe.

[hondarobot]

He did enjoy the honey and cream cheese, but how the hell did his penis get attached to his earlobe?

[bezane]

.......and this started the new safe-sexual revolution of ear copulation, still taking the country by storm and giving new meaning to the phrase "lend me your ear."

[hondarobot]

Well, I guess he's stuck in the lobby with his penis stuck to his ear. Damn the glue!

Check in Tuesday for the next thrilling episode (This is going to be a very long story, I think. . .)

[Ecstatic]

It reminded him of what his mother always said, "Never put anything smaller than your penis in your ear."

[hondarobot]

It reminded him of what his mother always said, "Never put anything smaller than your penis in your ear."

:lol:

OK, so he's got big ears. At least one, anyways.