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[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Found this on CL
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/ers/531693609.html

IF ANGELINA JOLLIE WAS A TRANSEXUAL SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE????? - t4m - 25
Reply to: pers-531693609@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-07, 6:23PM EST

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Hello guys my name is ANGELINA!
If you are seeking an exclusive date with a sophisticated, attractive young beautiful transsexual, then I am your girl. I am a versatile, Venezuelan-American transsexual goddess! I stand 6'00" 170lbs and measure 38C-26-35 curvy body lean smooth and tan with 7" of functional pleasure...


Take advantage of this exclusive opportunity to meet a versatile TS who offers GFE and massage services which are second to none.I'm always sweet and I'm bi-lingual! !!!!!(347)624-8340 $100 special incall only all night long

I draw the line when you compare yourself to perfection
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Angelina-Jolie/Angelina-Jolie-61.JPG

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Wait..................................

A Runner Up

LOLA FIRST TIME IN TOWN>>>>>Latina & Asian - t4m - 28
Reply to: pers-531648842@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-07, 5:45PM EST


Here are my latest 100% accurate pictures. Don't be surprised to find me even better in person! I am an incomparably exotic brunette with striking features, and one of the country's most in-demand ladies among those with really discriminating taste.

I am sexy and stylish, sophisticated and classy. Not only will you find my sensuous beauty fascinating, but also you will discover I am warm-hearted. Besides being a stunning, confident girl with an adventurous disposition, I make the most of every moment. With me, your time is never rushed, and I take pride in providing a unique, satisfying, and memorable experience.

I am a 28 year old Asian & Latina. My measurements are 36D-24-36. I stand 5'6", weigh 130 lbs. with 8 inches very fully functional. You will be totally relaxed and de-stressed.

Because I am selective with whom I spend my time, I remain exclusive by meeting the best types of generous gentlemen. Those who appreciate quality will understand why I am such a great companion.

Generous and hygienic gentlemen only, please.

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*82 718 328 2589 Lola
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unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to top it all off; you google the # and you get
Precise Pest Control
100 Jericho Tpke
New Hyde Park, NY , 11040-4507
Phone: 718-347-1400
FAX: 718-328-2589


Products Description:
Disinfecting/Pest Services Bird proofing services, Termite control services, Extermination or fumigation services, Structural pest control, Animal trapping, Rodent control, Painting and paper hanging, Masonry and stonework and tile setting, Carpentry, Flooring service, Refurbishing services

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to top it all off; you google the # and you get
[i]Precise Pest Control

:lol: :lol: :lol: now that is funny!

[jefferson1776]

Angelina Jolie is so so so so OVERRATED, she looks like Amy Winehouse sister, there are millions of girls that look better than her skinny ass.

[EyeCumInPiece]

LOL gotta love craigslist!!

[KO47]

Angelina Jolie is so so so so OVERRATED, she looks like Amy Winehouse sister, there are millions of girls that look better than her skinny ass.

Yeah but how many are as crazy? I hear she was into blood games with Billy Bob. Some of us like the craziness

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Angelina Jolie is so so so so OVERRATED, she looks like Amy Winehouse sister, there are millions of girls that look better than her skinny ass.

show & prove

[Wombat]

Here are my latest 100% accurate pictures.

Bull! That is a Thai girl called Mint...