dvd giveaway

[suckseed]

I have a big collection of porn that I need to get rid of. I can get $1 each for them at an adult book store, or just mail them to you. There's about a dozen ts, and 30 or so gg. About a third of each category are good quality.
One's an eight hour dvd of the homeliest t's you ever didn't want to see.
The rest were purchased at the 3/$15 deal and watched once. Where I'm going they can't follow. Now, before I just hand them over, I want you guys to suggest some contest or method of choosing who gets 'em. Not because I really care, but I'd rather see them go to either someone who makes a big contribution to this forum, someone I've gotten to know a little bit here, or just someone who can say something entertaining! So first off, I'd like some suggestions.

[suckseed]

By the way - true story - I was buying up dvd's all year to give my parents for christmas. I stored them in a box as I bought them. There were about 25 titles, mostly old movies from the 40's and 50's. Last Christmas my parents came to Phoenix to see me, my brother and sister. When it comes to my present, they're oohing and ahhing as they look at each title, then suddenly my mom bursts out laughing. "Ah HA...what's this?" I keep a smile on my face but inside I'm freaking as my sister and dad lean in to read this box. Thank God it turns out to be Jesse Jane's Erotique. I was not going to want to have to explain She Male Strokers.

So...jeez...nobody wants 30 free porn dvd's? I guess I've got to be patient...the board's pretty slow...
As far as not wanting me to know where you live...please....I really don't care. I just hate to let the damn porno store make $5-20 bucks each on dvd's they buy from me for a buck each. But hey...no big deal. If I drive through SF and hook up with a tg I'll give 'em to her instaed of a box of chocolates or something from the 99 cent store..that one made me laugh.

[partlycloudy]

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[suckseed]

:D
you got that right!

[partlycloudy]

maybe posting a list of titles will garner more interest.

or if you want to do something cool, find some teenagers on summer vacation and give a couple to them.

[jrobs67123]

what about something like best/funniest story of meeting a ts :-P