I'm bored

[MrsKellyPierce]

tell me a joke, and I may or may not laugh. Lets see how funny you are.

[LTR_Seeker]

Gets out the joke handbook loks through the pages

[LTR_Seeker]

Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders around - that's God.
Britney Spears, on her view of heaven.... Thats Funny :P

[MrsKellyPierce]

Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders around - that's God.
Britney Spears, on her view of heaven.... Thats Funny :P rofl what is that really true or did you make that up?

[LTR_Seeker]

says its true

[LTR_Seeker]

Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

[Night Rider]

The only joke I see is Kelly trying to boost her post count

[scorpion]

As the cock say to the condom... cover mee I going in

[MrsKellyPierce]

Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. :lol: thats too funny the first one about heaven.

[LTR_Seeker]

Whats 3 blondes in a Row???? ...... A wind tunnell

[MrsKellyPierce]

As the cock say to the condom... cover mee I going in I've heard that one before, but cute.

[scorpion]

What is your most importent contest you have ever won?

[LTR_Seeker]

i won blue ribbon for pig wrestling at county fair ..lol

[phyrbug]

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

[MrsKellyPierce]

I don't know what?

[LTR_Seeker]

I don't know what? What yu mean?

[MrsKellyPierce]

I don't know what? What yu mean?that was in response to scorpion lol

[MrsKellyPierce]

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. where's my gong?? lol

[LTR_Seeker]

Kelly won miss peoria community college in 99

[MrsKellyPierce]

Kelly won miss peoria community college in 99 :lol: :lol:

[LTR_Seeker]

oh kelly yu seen the gong show ?

[MrsKellyPierce]

oh kelly yu seen the gong show ? No I used to host a show called the gong show. Where amatuers would come out and strut their talents. If they didn't impress they got the gong. :lol:

[phyrbug]

sorry, i like those kind of odd jokes

two sausages r frying in a pan. the first sausage says "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" the second sausage says "oh my god!!! a talking sausage!!!"

[MrsKellyPierce]

sorry, i like those kind of odd jokes

two sausages r frying in a pan. the first sausage says "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" the second sausage says "oh my god!!! a talking sausage!!!" I like that one lol

[phyrbug]

glad u liked it kelly

i been a big fan of yours for a while, and kinda a lurker.

i always thought u were hot, u didn't even need surgery, but if it is what u wanted, great. glad it worked out and you are healthy.

ok another crappy joke.

what's worse then finding a half a worm in your apple?


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anal rape!





also on an unrelated note, how do u quote people on this forum? thanks

[LTR_Seeker]

tahts the same as the chuck barris game show in 70s kelly lol

[SUPPLY42]

There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor's. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!" "What's the problem?" asks the doctor.

"I have no dick!"

So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back in a week.

The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!"

"What's wrong?" the doctor asks.

"I have no dick!"

The doctor gives him a wooden dick and tells him to come back in a week.

The last guy comes in and has the same problem. The doctor gives him an electrical dick, and also tells him to come back in a week.

A week later,the first guy with the metal dick goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"

"Why?" asks the doctor.

"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to shiver!" He walks out.

The next guy with the wooden dick comes in and says, "Doctor! I hate you!"

"Why?" the doctor asks.

"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up there!" He walks out.

The last guy with the electrical dick walks in and says, "Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"

"Why?"

"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!"