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SXFX
12-13-2007, 06:13 PM
I had the most unusual experience last week while I was on a business trip. I took our clients to what would be called a high end strip club.
I assured that all the clients were having a good time and were being taken care of and not taken for a ride. And then proceeded to just sit relax and enjoy the view.

A very attractive women (i guess they all have to be attractive to work at a strip club right?) came over to me and started up a conversation. Usually I'm not into lap dances, even tough this place did involve getting it in what would be called a Champaign room. But she was very attractive and wasn't pushy. She even laughed when I said that all the strip clubs in all the world were the same, now that almost 99.99% of the girls are eastern European (she wasn't, she was a native).

Any how long story short, she helped me secure my clients belongings via the use of a very large bouncer at our table and I joined her in one of the rooms. I was thinking ok she made me laugh, she was very beautiful and well I’m sure she could help me with my clients via keeping an eye on the other girls.

So she was doing her thing and I was being my usual self, hands on the side (rules rules rules) but for some reason I just wanted to look at her face. She danced for two songs and asked me if I would like more, I said sure why not. Two songs later I thanked her but said I had to really keep an eye on the people at my table. I helped her get dressed and something unusual happened, we just sat in that room and talked for another song. I went to pay her for what were 5 songs and she said she only danced for 3. Ok sure I though who am I to say no, but never the less I paid her for 4, calling it a tip. We hugged and she escorted me out by then my clients were back at the table and having a good time.

Angi then sat next to me, on the arm of my leather chare. I asked if she would like a drink, perhaps a glass of water or a soda, she said no.
But the oddest thing happened, more bizarre than the half free lap dance, she would go and flirt, give a guy a lap dance then come back and sit next to me. Over and over again till again all the clients were gone to enjoy them selves. Once the table was clear she then asked if I would like a dance. Sure why not I thought, 4/5 more songs, this time less humpy humphy rub rub but more sensual, I just couldn't help but look into her eyes, gorgeous emerald green eyes. She had to be my age (30) and tired so after the first song I just whispered in her ear that she didn't have to she could just lay down, but she said she couldn't boss would get angry. So I told her she could lay on me, I wouldn't complain. She giggled and said sure and just put her head on my shoulder wrapper her arms around me thanked me.

And I know this is going to sound stupid and many will say "Oh Sean, it's her job to relax you" or "oh you just had too much to drink" but I hadden't felt that relaxed nor that comfortable in ages. Here I was on what was perhaps the dirtiest couch known to man being held by a woman who made me feel so amazingly so totally relaxed. I could have died right there in then in her arms and I think I would have been ok with it. She could have robbed me blind and I don't think I would have said much.

While we cuddled for those what had to be 6/7 songs she told me so much about her life, and no it wasn't all bad. She was or I should say rather is a very smart woman. She was recently divorced, owned two homes; one was a vacation home, and a salon. She worked two nights a week to help cover the loans associated with the salon equipment.
We then again returned back to our seats, she only asked for two songs worth of lap dances and we came out, her holding my hand. Not tight but......how shall I put it....with thanks? By then I was totally unsure of the world.

Look I'm not what would be considered a good looking guy, I'm not ripped, I’m nothing special, I know because I've always had to work my ass off to get girls to even notice me. So why was this gorgeous woman who could make so much more being like this with me?
By then it was 4 am and time to go.
The next night the group decided to take it easy and we just relaxed at the hotel bar.

The day after next the group decided to go out again to the same place.
Ok I thought, she works twice a week. The odds of me ever seeing her ever again were what 1/1,000,000? That's great! No more mind fuck! It would just be a fluke and that's it.
Well, no. I walked in and in front of me there she stood. Gave her a hug and told her she looked great. Then asked the bouncer for a large table for the group.

An hour or so later she sat next to me and gave me one hell of a hug and said she was surprised to se me ever again. I reiterated the sentiment with a dumb ass grin on my face and distain for fait on my mind.
I mean I didn't need this! Really I don't! I just finally got in what could be a stable relationship with what most people would consider to be a very attractive person. Hell I just bought a condo with a gorgeous view of the woods and a second cat who hates me! I DON'T NEED THIS! WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS WOMAN FREAKING 5 YEARS AGO WHEN ALL HELL IN MY LIFE WAS BREAKING LOOSE!

Gorgeous, amazing, perfect, motivated, knows where she is coming from and where she is going, good with money....and those eyes! Oh those eyes! No offence to any one with blue eyes but her green eyes were the color of the sky right as the sun sets below the horizon.
And again, the same dam thing as the night before, pay for one song and got......4 or 5. But the end I just couldn't take it any more!

I'm not a good looking guy, I know my current GF can go weeks with out wanting me sexually, and I have to work hard to be noticed I had to know if she thought I was well.....good looking? Bu it mean what kind of a dumb ass asks a naked girl in a little room if she thinks he's good looking? I mean of course she would say yes? I mean it had to be a fluke right? I mean if she had seen a nicer looking guy in the club she would have been with him right? All these questions just kept running around my head, like two out of control freight trains, both loaded with explosives and both on a collision course.....but nothing. I never asked, I sheepishly gave her my e address and told her that I just wanted to ask her one question.
"Agni, do you find me handsome?"

But I never told her that, and now still confused and with a bit of a cold for the past three days I've been in my bead looking at the ceiling asking my self if I'm happy now, would I be happier with her? Why did fate put her over 10,000 miles away on the tip of some godforsaken continent. In a different life could we have maybe met, could we have been together would she have made me feel so comfortable? And as I sit and slowly watch the snow fall from my bedroom window and the indiscriminate masses of green trees slowly come into focus thanks the snow that has gently laid on their branches I can't help but wonder if there was a grain of substance in that encounter, a hint of what could have been if the dice were cast in a different manner or the roulette ball had fallen on a different color.

Or was I as usual just thinking too much and it was all in my head.
But fortunately or maybe unfortunately 10,000 miles separate me from Agni and if the laws of chance are anything she will have lost my email and I will never see her again.

I'm very sory about the length of this post, but I just had to get it off my chest and onto the blank slate that is the net.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
12-13-2007, 06:23 PM
lol to answer your initial question: last night

but it brings up something I've needed to get off my chest

the tranny lapdance

I can't get into it, I apologize ladies, it just doesnt do it for me

I'm used to a chick's pussy riding the shaft of my dick to feel some nuts bumping up against it is just WRONG IMO.

lol, I've had a few lapdances, from some chicks on here that some of you guys lust after, one of them shocked me and gave me a great one, the other one couldn't control her hard on and I felt like I was getting poked by a cattle prod.....................

ILuvGurls
12-13-2007, 07:37 PM
the other one couldn't control her hard on and I felt like I was getting poked by a cattle prod.....................


:lol:




but in answer to the question.....the 12th of never.

hondarobot
12-13-2007, 08:16 PM
Honestly, that story was a bit too long for me to finish reading, but I understand the question.

I've gotten the free lap dance in strip clubs, I've actually gotten away with way more then that.

The key is to just behave like your in a normal club. Most guys see some nice boobs, go into shock, and then the girls devour them. Strippers can smell fear.

:wink:

LBCDO
12-13-2007, 08:22 PM
Im not trying to be a dick, but you sound a little soft.

Leverage87
12-13-2007, 08:38 PM
Well, the first time I went in, on my 18th birthday I got a freebie, and about 3 months ago, from one of my favorite girls from a place I semi-frequent.

I got 3 or 4 from her, and then she gave me a freebie, we got to talking, and I almost got my dad a tile job at the house she had just bought.

Tomfurbs
12-13-2007, 08:39 PM
First time I ever went to a 'lap-dancing' club I was 16. It was in Manchester. I handed the girl a £50 (thinking to myself 'what a flash git I am') she took the note (bear in mind a dance is £20 over here) and whispered in my ear 'I spend more than that on my nails!'.

Took me a while to get myself back on track after that.

Leverage87
12-13-2007, 08:42 PM
So what did you get for 50 pounds? Anything extra or just the norm?

Tomfurbs
12-13-2007, 08:57 PM
A crushed ego, a withering glare from her, and a grope of her fake tits.

StaggerLee
12-13-2007, 09:06 PM
Wow did this post bring back memories...way back when, I used to work in a few strip clubs, and often my station was the 'champagne room'. SXFX, i'm glad you had a good time and some even better memories...But make no mistake, these girls are professionals!
In your post, you come across as a nice guy, but insecure and with low self-esteem. A pro can see that in a matter of seconds-it's their real talent. That's where the real money comes from, making a guy feel like they really have a chance with them, and using them for as long and as much as they can.
There is no romance, no fairytale at a strip club-if she really was into you, you would have had her that night, probably in the parking lot!
I'm sorry to have to tell you the truth-and maybe i'm wrong. (i'm not)
This girl sounds very good, she knows she can do lapdances for 20 bucks,and take her turns on the stage for some singles-but that is just her way of fishing for the big catch.
Next time, just enjoy the attention and move one...

chefmike
12-13-2007, 09:55 PM
Honestly, that story was a bit too long for me to finish reading, but I understand the question.

I've gotten the free lap dance in strip clubs, I've actually gotten away with way more then that.

The key is to just behave like your in a normal club. Most guys see some nice boobs, go into shock, and then the girls devour them. Strippers can smell fear.

:wink:

LMFAO! You're a repugnant jizzmopping little freak! What's not to like?

hwbs
12-14-2007, 04:33 AM
i will add to jwbl's post... we have attended these places that have all shut down in nyc ... we will never look at a simple lap dance the same !!!! it just doesn't work... and lol @ girls offereing lap dances wearing jeans...all they need to do is not shave as some kind of revenge 4 not coming prepared at the strip club with soft pants and a clean shaven face , lmfao...

TJT
12-14-2007, 07:19 AM
I knew a guy who went to his nephew's bachelor party. Hadn't been in a strip joint in decades. This girl comes up and starts grinding on him for the better part of the evening.

The guys in the party start to leave for another bar and the dancer is demands 300 bucks from the uncle. He says "What for?" She goes, "All the dances." He goes "Hell,I just thought you liked me?"

They had to fight their way out of the place.

PatrickFromNYC
12-14-2007, 08:00 AM
Wow did this post bring back memories...way back when, I used to work in a few strip clubs, and often my station was the 'champagne room'. SXFX, i'm glad you had a good time and some even better memories...But make no mistake, these girls are professionals!
In your post, you come across as a nice guy, but insecure and with low self-esteem. A pro can see that in a matter of seconds-it's their real talent. That's where the real money comes from, making a guy feel like they really have a chance with them, and using them for as long and as much as they can.
There is no romance, no fairytale at a strip club-if she really was into you, you would have had her that night, probably in the parking lot!
I'm sorry to have to tell you the truth-and maybe i'm wrong. (i'm not)
This girl sounds very good, she knows she can do lapdances for 20 bucks,and take her turns on the stage for some singles-but that is just her way of fishing for the big catch.
Next time, just enjoy the attention and move one...


Dead on right!!!

kaientai
12-14-2007, 12:35 PM
stagger lee is right i dated a stripper for the better part of two years . I met her at her place of work but since i knew the owner i was usualy in before they opened and after they closed and at party's and stuff so i got to know her not as a working girl so to speak. But i also saw her work and for real there were at least 3 guys there who thought she was their girlfriend they spent about 300 euro's on her three times a week in some cases . It is their job the ods of it being real about a milion to one i gues

PghTGrlLvr
12-14-2007, 06:03 PM
Not to brag at all but,

I've gotten free lap dances, had strippers buy me drinks to accompany those lap dances, and been taken home by strippers with absolutely no money discussed or invovled on many occasions.

Guess they just consider me a nice guy, and, I don't throw hard balls at them all night. Laid-back, easygoing, and not lookin' like a desperate moron.

SXFX
12-15-2007, 04:00 PM
Wow did this post bring back memories...way back when, I used to work in a few strip clubs, and often my station was the 'champagne room'. SXFX, i'm glad you had a good time and some even better memories...But make no mistake, these girls are professionals!
In your post, you come across as a nice guy, but insecure and with low self-esteem. A pro can see that in a matter of seconds-it's their real talent. That's where the real money comes from, making a guy feel like they really have a chance with them, and using them for as long and as much as they can.
There is no romance, no fairytale at a strip club-if she really was into you, you would have had her that night, probably in the parking lot!
I'm sorry to have to tell you the truth-and maybe i'm wrong. (i'm not)
This girl sounds very good, she knows she can do lapdances for 20 bucks,and take her turns on the stage for some singles-but that is just her way of fishing for the big catch.
Next time, just enjoy the attention and move one...
Thanks mate, I've been in a bit of a daze ever since I came back. Maybe it's this horrid cold i have had since I've gotten off the plane. Butyeah, i mean when growing up i was that skinny kid with the big shnoz and the way too big avaitor glasses and I guess I never really got over that. I mean ok now I guess I'm better looking, ( go to yoga class twice a week, in door rock climb) , the office secrataries think so any way.
But Lee mate I don't get it, ok I've been to my fair share of strip clubs and I've had my fair share of lap dances both at the table and out back. And I've allways had to pay and pay, what I can't understand is why I didn't have to pay this time? Pay for one song, get the next 4 free? I mean I like any red blooded man alive would pay to have a gorgeous girl wrap her arms around me but she didn't want a penny. And that's what's freaking driving me mad. Why couldn't she make it about buisness. I could take that, but don't share an intamete moment with me, don't let me look in your eyes, don't kiss my neck and thank me and say "of if only things were different" knowing full well my flight out of the country was in 8 hours.
Maybe I'm just over analyzing this, maybe it was just a flash in the pan, the alighnment of starts that lasted two non sequential nights.
Maybe........
Would make for one heck of a short novel though wouldn't it?
The self disassembly of ones psychi soly based on a feeling?

SXFX
12-15-2007, 04:16 PM
You know after thinking about it, i guess we are all looking for that something special, that moment where it all just feels zen. Like the ocean just before sunrise. And when we do feel it we are totally taken back by it.
It was a fluke. I think I'll survive.

LBCDO
12-15-2007, 08:31 PM
Im not saying that she DIDNT feel you, she wasnt liking you. I wasnt there, so I couldnt make that call. Only thing is you sound kinda soft, so you gotta man up and then you can navigate the convo/activities to where you want Women LOVE confidence. Ive gone home with half of the strippers here in ATL and I rfuse to fuck with them because 99% of them are crazy. But its just that confidence that gets them. It makes it easier if you just make it look like you are in the club to enjoy yourself, not becuase you're a perv. I act like the girls arent really even there. A girl ask me if I want a dance, Ill say know, but pay for everyone elses at my table. Buy a girl a drink. Shit like that stands out in a gilrs head. Or at least that is what works for me

Tomfurbs
12-15-2007, 10:36 PM
This thread reminds me of a funny scene in UK tv show 'Peep Show'.

Basically the main character (who is a bit socially inept) has to chaperone (sp?) some business partners to a strip club. Problem is, he still has a ton of work to do for the next day, so he settles down his guests with drinks and dances, then proceeds to faff about with his laptop and notes, trying to finish his presentation.

A girl walks over...offers him a dance. He awkwardly refuses, explaining his work situation. She asks what he is working on, mentioning that she is a PHD or some shit, and offers a creative solution to the work he has to do.

He replies something along the lines: 'Hmm, you are a stripper. You couldn't possibly help me out with all this complex stuff', which pisses her off no end, and she proceeds to give him an ANGRY LAP-DANCE. Thats right. A lap-dance filled with hatred and bile.

Camera pans away with him whining like a little bitch.

SXFX
12-16-2007, 01:25 AM
I think i'll just chawlk it up to being a fluke.
But I still would have really liked to have taken her out for a cup of coffee. Just to see how deep those waters really were.

SXFX
12-17-2007, 02:03 AM
Hu....here is a dumb one.
A few girls here dance on the side.
Have you ever falen for a guy?

SXFX
12-18-2007, 05:14 AM
I guess it was just a fluke.
Ok thanks i guess in another life time maybe

Willie Escalade
12-18-2007, 10:18 AM
Got one Friday night...two, in fact. Just some girlfriends clowning around. Still got me worked up though.

SXFX
12-19-2007, 12:57 AM
It wasn't so much the free lap dances that got me mate. It was that 15 min of time she just sat on my lap her arms around me that got me. I mean it's one thing if she's rubbing me like she's trying to make fure but another if it's........ah fuck it.
you know what i'm a total dumb ass.
There was nothing there. I'm just chasing fools gold in my memories.
Thank got for Jin and Tonic, a few of those a few hours at the mall doing my xmass shopping and I'll be cool
Thanks guys!
And well gals, but you didn't contribute much.