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chefmike
12-04-2007, 09:44 AM
A tale from a toadbot:



Soooo, I go out drinking yesterday with my buddy Weebo around 3pm. We hung out on the patio at the Monte Carlo with a mutual friend who is currently making a small fortune on ebay. We drank and told stories and had a great time, but after six beers it was time to move on.

We made our way to the Hilton hotel, Weebo is seeing a girl at the moment who's a waitress there. She hooked us up with food, whiskey and beer and we had fun, talking too loud and irritating the people in the bar. We left eventually, and this is where memory fails me for a brief time.

I ended up back in my apartment with a hooker. Not an escort or anything fancy, just a reasonably attractive, early 20's, kinda nervous street hooker. I don't pick up hookers at all, actually, so this was somewhat odd, but what the hell? I don't remember meeting her either, but these things happen. I got us both some drinks and we sat and talked on my couch, then there was a knock on my door.

This goofy guy with glasses walked in and did just what a person would expect him to do, and I laughed at him. He was getting tough, talking shit, and I told him "Shut the fuck up! You're not talking to Joe Lunchbox here. I know this fuckin game and you've been on at least three security cameras just coming up here. I'm going to hang out with your girl, have some drinks, and you're going to walk the fuck away or I'm going to stick a fucking sword in your eye and the cops will call it self defense."

I showed him the sword that I intended to use if things got ugly.

He didn't have anything to say in response, and he left. So I hung out with the girl, although right now I have no idea what we talked about. At the moment half of my bottle of whiskey is gone, and there is an empty can of Miller Genuine Draft next to my sink (she must of had it in her pocket), so I imagine we blabbed for quite awhile. I asked her what her rate was at some point, and she said $30 for a blowjob. I gave her $40, kissed her on the forehead, and told her to stay away from that dipshit pimp, and that I thought she was a very sweet girl. And no, there was no sex (although I did play with her tits for awhile, she had nice tits).

And then she left.

Somewhat strange evening.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's a true story, and it happened last night. Just one of those things.

The moral: Guys, always be nice to girls, even if they drink Miller Genuine Draft. Cute girls are good people. And if a pimp tries to shake you down, it's good to have a weapon nearby (although, in my case, it's not even a real sword, but work with what you have).

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=9122&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=i+fucked+crack+whore&start=0



Now here's what really happened:


So I went out drinking yesterday with my buddy Sleazo (we both work at the same gay bar). We hung out in the bathroom of the 'Glory Hole'(our fav bar) with a mutual friend, who is currently making a small fortune selling his ass. We drank, told stories, and took care of the patrons...but after six beers, and three times as many men, it was time to move on.

We made our way to the men's restroom in the Minneapolis bus station, Sleazo is currently seeing a guy at the moment who frequents it. He hooked us up with loose change, whiskey and beer and we had fun, talking too loud and irritating the straight guys in the restroom. We left eventually, and this is where memory fails me for a brief time.

I ended up back in my apartment with a crack whore. Not an escort or anything fancy, just a fairly ugly, late 30's, kinda nervous crack whore CD. I don't usually pick up CD crack whores this early in the evening at all actually, so this was somewhat odd, but what the hell? I don't remember meeting her either, but these things happen. I got us both some drinks and we sat and talked on my couch, then there was a knock on my door.

This dreamy guy with glasses walked in and did just what a person would expect him to do, and I laughed at him. He was getting tough, talking shit, and I told him "Shut the fuck up! You're not talking to Joe Lunchbox here. I know this fuckin game and you've been on at least three security cameras just coming up here. I'm going to hang out with your girl, have some drinks, and then I'm gonna blow you, and if you're mean to me I'm not gonna swallow."

I started sucking his dick and thats when things got ugly... I mean he didn't even say thanks.

He didn't even tip me, and he left. So I hung out with the CD crack whore, although right now I have no idea what we talked about. At the moment half of my bottle of whiskey is gone, and there is an empty can of Miller Genuine Draft next to my sink (she must of had it in her pocket), so I imagine we blabbed for quite awhile. I asked her what her rate was to fuck my ass (and I have a very nice ass), and she said 30 dollars. I gave her $40, kissed her on the forehead, and told her to stay away from that dipshit pimp (because I wanted him for myself), and that I thought she(?) was a very sweet girl. And then I spread my cheeks and she showed me how to take it like a man...from a man...

And then he left....

Somewhat strange evening.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's a true story, and it happened last night, and I'm still walking bowlegged...

The moral: Guys, always be nice to CD crack whores, even if they drink Miller Genuine Draft. CD crack whores are good people. And if a pimp tries to shake you down, it helps if you suck his dick, even though in my case he didn't even tip me...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=9129&start=0

chefmike
12-04-2007, 03:45 PM
Happy holidays, Joe Lunchbox!

chefmike
12-04-2007, 09:48 PM
Felice navidad, jizzmopper!

Night Rider
12-04-2007, 09:55 PM
has honda got any boundaries..

chefmike
12-04-2007, 10:14 PM
has honda got any boundaries.. Good question. What do we really know about the little creep? We know that he seems to think that his notoriety on this forum is a good thing, as he's always throwing around the term 'anonymous' like it's an insult.

Now let's see...what is hondatoadbot known for on this forum?

1. He's been banned from Vicki's forum.

2. He's a cyber-stalker.

3. He took a cross-country bus trip(as he's scared of planes, trains, and automobiles) to stalk Vicki R.

4. He's an admitted date-rapist.

5. He's a jizzmopper at a gay bar.

6. He's(?) not sure if he's(?) a man, woman, TS, or alien.

7. He starts whiny passive-aggressive threads every time that he's called out for being the village idiot that he is. Then he slinks away from them when proved to be an even bigger fool.

Nice going, tardbot. You're famous!!

Night Rider
12-04-2007, 10:18 PM
6. He's(?) not sure if he's(?) a man, woman, TS, or alien.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

suckseed
12-04-2007, 11:05 PM
:banghead
Okay - I have to say this (I guess I'm not a professional ignorer.) Jeff, you like to refer to all of us as 'the honda patrol', 'the loser gang', etc. Who's on your side here? Where's your posse? It doesn't exist, that's where it is. I can only assume that either your capacity for fooling yourself is boundless, or you actually are a masochist. My unsolicited advice is that if you will stop engaging everyone that has decided (based upon compelling evidence) that you are either crazy or a jerk, they will leave you alone, and then you can be free to make observations about cheese or whatever else. And this is a damn civil post - you fucking broke your promise to stay away from Vicki's threads - now why did I believe that if you were asked to, you would? Oh yeah - because that's what you said.

chefmike
12-04-2007, 11:22 PM
You'd best not fuck with the tardbot, suckseed...he's 3 parts Richard Simmons and one part John Hinckley...and rumor has it that he swings a mean jizzmop...not to mention his formidable sword-swallowing skills...

suckseed
12-04-2007, 11:35 PM
You should write for Bill Maher, Mike!

chefmike
12-05-2007, 03:48 PM
And true to form the tardbot has scurried away like the rodent that he is, with his tail tucked between his legs...

CORVETTEDUDE
12-05-2007, 03:53 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer creep!!!

chefmike
12-05-2007, 09:42 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer creep!!!

Word.

hondarobot
12-05-2007, 10:12 PM
:banghead
Okay - I have to say this (I guess I'm not a professional ignorer.) Jeff, you like to refer to all of us as 'the honda patrol', 'the loser gang', etc. Who's on your side here? Where's your posse? It doesn't exist, that's where it is. I can only assume that either your capacity for fooling yourself is boundless, or you actually are a masochist. My unsolicited advice is that if you will stop engaging everyone that has decided (based upon compelling evidence) that you are either crazy or a jerk, they will leave you alone, and then you can be free to make observations about cheese or whatever else. And this is a damn civil post - you fucking broke your promise to stay away from Vicki's threads - now why did I believe that if you were asked to, you would? Oh yeah - because that's what you said.

Why in the world would I "want you guys to leave me alone"? It's funny as hell when you trolls flip out and obsess about me. Please continue.

:lol:

Quinn
12-05-2007, 10:16 PM
Definitely HA's foremost example of natural selection at work. It just doesn't get any funnier:


I have nothing against casual drinking, but I've been a raging drunk and have been for most my life.


For a variety of reasons, I have been making frequent wildly insane rants on these boards for quite some time lately. The general themes in these bizarre outbursts are generally either related to my nearly psychotic pursuit of superstar Vicki Richter, or the fact that I believe I am in fact, uh, a woman..



Hondarobot/Jeff is a creep who molested you, right? Yes or no?

Yes. And stop hijacking all my threads.

http://drbrooker.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/humiliation.jpg

Night Rider
12-05-2007, 10:18 PM
lmao

chefmike
12-05-2007, 10:35 PM
Tardbot is the gift that keeps on giving...a glutton for punishment who seems not to realize that he(?) is a running joke...all you have to do is look at jeff the jizzmopper's threads...the majority of course are ignored by anyone except clueless noobs...the rest of his threads consist primarily of HA's more knowledgable posters telling him what a fucking obnoxious cretin he is...

chefmike
12-05-2007, 10:42 PM
lmao

Every time that I read your sig quote it fucking cracks me up, NR....

chefmike
12-05-2007, 10:45 PM
LMAO at Quinn's sig quote also...

Night Rider
12-05-2007, 10:46 PM
Yeah everyone on the forum could have a 'fucked up' honda sig!!

suckseed
12-05-2007, 10:52 PM
Hence my request that we all just stop. At a certain point it's like kicking a sick dog. Only when you walk away from this one he shits on the floor and bites your ankle. WHEN will he learn? I think at this point the only way he can muster any pride is by posting some utter fiction about having 'taken care of' the last guy that pwned him, or saying that we're obsessed with him-
more psychological projection to be sure (dead on there Quinn.)
One thing's new in all of this - he has shown he can't stick to his word about staying out of Vicki's threads. I wonder what he could possibly think that will get him but more abuse here. Pathetic. The guy has no pride or integrity at all.

Citysearch review for the Gay 90's club in Minneapolis:
This place is a dump!
1 Star Rating: Not Recommended

12/12/2005 Posted by mplsgay

For all the money this place brings in, they don't put one cent back into it. The rumor around town has been that the city will be condemning this block in the near future. It can't come too soon.

Cons: dirty, straight people :lol:

chefmike
12-05-2007, 10:58 PM
LMFAO...what's a Minneapolis jizzmopper to do?

hondarobot
12-05-2007, 11:00 PM
Hence my request that we all just stop. At a certain point it's like kicking a sick dog. Only when you walk away from this one he shits on the floor and bites your ankle. WHEN will he learn? I think at this point the only way he can muster any pride is by posting some utter fiction about having 'taken care of' the last guy that pwned him, or saying that we're obsessed with him-
more psychological projection to be sure (dead on there Quinn.)
One thing's new in all of this - he has shown he can't stick to his word about staying out of Vicki's threads. I wonder what he could possibly think that will get him but more abuse here. Pathetic. The guy has no pride or integrity at all.

Citysearch review for the Gay 90's club in Minneapolis:
This place is a dump!
1 Star Rating: Not Recommended

12/12/2005 Posted by mplsgay

For all the money this place brings in, they don't put one cent back into it. The rumor around town has been that the city will be condemning this block in the near future. It can't come too soon.

Cons: dirty, straight people :lol:

Now he's looking up information related to my workplace. Unbelievable.

:roll:

mbf
12-05-2007, 11:01 PM
Now he's looking up information related to my workplace. Unbelievable.

:roll:

yes, to avoid it at all cost .....

suckseed
12-05-2007, 11:03 PM
That's because I'm obsessed with you, Jeff. You're a shining example of a standup guy we can all look up to. By studying your ways, I hope to learn the secrets of a guy who has a fantastic relationship with a TS PornStar!
ZOMG!!! Is she like your BFF? Guess that's what being a tiger in bed will get you. Oh, wait.

chefmike
12-05-2007, 11:13 PM
Hence my request that we all just stop. At a certain point it's like kicking a sick dog. Only when you walk away from this one he shits on the floor and bites your ankle. WHEN will he learn? I think at this point the only way he can muster any pride is by posting some utter fiction about having 'taken care of' the last guy that pwned him, or saying that we're obsessed with him-
more psychological projection to be sure (dead on there Quinn.)
One thing's new in all of this - he has shown he can't stick to his word about staying out of Vicki's threads. I wonder what he could possibly think that will get him but more abuse here. Pathetic. The guy has no pride or integrity at all.

Citysearch review for the Gay 90's club in Minneapolis:
This place is a dump!
1 Star Rating: Not Recommended

12/12/2005 Posted by mplsgay

For all the money this place brings in, they don't put one cent back into it. The rumor around town has been that the city will be condemning this block in the near future. It can't come too soon.

Cons: dirty, straight people :lol:

Now he's looking up information related to my workplace. Unbelievable.

:roll:

Don't sweat it, jizzmopper jeff...you can always find another gloryhole to work in, right?

chefmike
12-06-2007, 10:27 AM
Here's a bump for a jizzmopping chump!!

chefmike
12-07-2007, 10:58 PM
And another...holla!!

chefmike
12-08-2007, 12:32 PM
....

chefmike
12-08-2007, 04:12 PM
Definitely HA's foremost example of natural selection at work. It just doesn't get any funnier:


I have nothing against casual drinking, but I've been a raging drunk and have been for most my life.


For a variety of reasons, I have been making frequent wildly insane rants on these boards for quite some time lately. The general themes in these bizarre outbursts are generally either related to my nearly psychotic pursuit of superstar Vicki Richter, or the fact that I believe I am in fact, uh, a woman..



Hondarobot/Jeff is a creep who molested you, right? Yes or no?

Yes. And stop hijacking all my threads.

http://drbrooker.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/humiliation.jpg

Quinn
12-24-2007, 06:46 AM
Bump. :lol:

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 06:49 AM
:lol:

hondarobot always starts making a fool out of him/herself when I'm about to go to bed

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 06:54 AM
Hi I’m molestorbot as I’m sure you’ve gathered. My friends call me tardbot but that’s a story for another day. I wanted to introduce myself as I’ve been lurking for a couple days.

So about me. I like cross country bus rides and when I’m not composing cryptic, unintelligible rantings that would make a schizophrenic monkey envious, I’m either cleaning jizz with my bald head or licking the asses of unconscious transsexuals that want nothing to do with me.

Some of you may think I’m mocking hondarobot, but there are actually two of us out here strangely enough. What a twin study that would make. Besides I wouldn’t screw with him because I’m only 5’5 ½ and weigh 134 pounds. Sometimes when I’m really bored I put a thong on backwards and watch it split my nutsack in the mirror; it looks like Christina Aguilera’s taint (which I licked while she was unconscious). Okay writing that was really uncomfortable for me as I’m sure it was for you to read it. I live a crazy life.

Oh and one more thing. WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE MOLESTER PATROL!!!

hondarobot
12-24-2007, 06:55 AM
:lol:

hondarobot always starts making a fool out of him/herself when I'm about to go to bed

Who said you're going to bed? You're probably staying up all night, trolling the forum. What else would you do?

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 06:56 AM
He's not going to bed. He's having ice cream with the Molester patrol!

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 06:58 AM
Hi I’m molestorbot as I’m sure you’ve gathered. My friends call me tardbot but that’s a story for another day. I wanted to introduce myself as I’ve been lurking for a couple days.

So about me. I like cross country bus rides and when I’m not composing cryptic, unintelligible rantings that would make a schizophrenic monkey envious, I’m either cleaning jizz with my bald head or licking the asses of unconscious transsexuals that want nothing to do with me.

Some of you may think I’m mocking hondarobot, but there are actually two of us out here strangely enough. What a twin study that would make. Besides I wouldn’t screw with him because I’m only 5’5 ½ and weigh 134 pounds. Sometimes when I’m really bored I put a thong on backwards and watch it split my nutsack in the mirror; it looks like Christina Aguilera’s taint (which I licked while she was unconscious). Okay writing that was really uncomfortable for me as I’m sure it was for you to read it. I live a crazy life.

Oh and one more thing. WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE MOLESTER PATROL!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:02 AM
Is that your way of welcoming me. I see you're not very smart. Back off now or an asskicking your way comes. Do you know what it's like using your tongue on the erogenous zone of someone in stage 3 rem sleep. You never will. Loser

hondarobot
12-24-2007, 07:02 AM
Hi I’m molestorbot as I’m sure you’ve gathered. My friends call me tardbot but that’s a story for another day. I wanted to introduce myself as I’ve been lurking for a couple days.

So about me. I like cross country bus rides and when I’m not composing cryptic, unintelligible rantings that would make a schizophrenic monkey envious, I’m either cleaning jizz with my bald head or licking the asses of unconscious transsexuals that want nothing to do with me.

Some of you may think I’m mocking hondarobot, but there are actually two of us out here strangely enough. What a twin study that would make. Besides I wouldn’t screw with him because I’m only 5’5 ½ and weigh 134 pounds. Sometimes when I’m really bored I put a thong on backwards and watch it split my nutsack in the mirror; it looks like Christina Aguilera’s taint (which I licked while she was unconscious). Okay writing that was really uncomfortable for me as I’m sure it was for you to read it. I live a crazy life.

Oh and one more thing. WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE MOLESTER PATROL!!!

Wow. That's not crazy at all. . .

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 07:05 AM
Is that your way of welcoming me. I see you're not very smart. Back off now or an asskicking your way comes. Do you know what it's like using your tongue on the erogenous zone of someone in stage 3 rem sleep. You never will. Loser

tough night at the gay club, were you on jizzmopping duties?

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:05 AM
Wow. That's not crazy at all. . .
Who are you to judge me? Same mother, same egg, same dna? Are you joining the molester patrol? I see you're already on it. Can say it's a loss. We could put our bald, molester heads together and outsmart these guys if you'd stop being such a turkey.

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:06 AM
Is that your way of welcoming me. I see you're not very smart. Back off now or an asskicking your way comes. Do you know what it's like using your tongue on the erogenous zone of someone in stage 3 rem sleep. You never will. Loser

tough night at the gay club, were you on jizzmopping duties?
Who needs a mop when you have a five inch tongue. Did I mention my tongues bigger than my....frontal lobe?

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 07:09 AM
Is that your way of welcoming me. I see you're not very smart. Back off now or an asskicking your way comes. Do you know what it's like using your tongue on the erogenous zone of someone in stage 3 rem sleep. You never will. Loser

tough night at the gay club, were you on jizzmopping duties?
Who needs a mop when you have a five inch tongue. Did I mention my tongues bigger than my....frontal lobe?

Yeah, I heard you licked Vicki's cock from the other side of the room....impressive

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:13 AM
Lies. How dare you? Do you know what a sleep study is? I used to work at a sleep clinic. People would get all geared up with the electrodes on their head and I was their technician...let me just say narcoleptics were my favorite. They only have rem sleep but it's good enough.

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 07:17 AM
Lies. How dare you? Do you know what a sleep study is? I used to work at a sleep clinic. People would get all geared up with the electrodes on their head and I was their technician...let me just say narcoleptics were my favorite. They only have rem sleep but it's good enough.

Oh, my bad.

So what are your thoughts on Vicki coming back to the forum? Is your life worth living again?

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:22 AM
My thoughts are that she looks great on the live satellite gps feed I have. Nevermind that. Yes, that's great...as she said she doesn't want anything to do with my twin brother...but I was the better half of the egg. Nurture over nature. And if she says she doesn't want me it just means she wants a threesome with me AND my lesser half :D

If it weren't true she would say so within the next five seconds. 5,4,3,2

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 07:30 AM
My thoughts are that she looks great on the live satellite gps feed I have. Nevermind that. Yes, that's great...as she said she doesn't want anything to do with my twin brother...but I was the better half of the egg. Nurture over nature. And if she says she doesn't want me it just means she wants a threesome with me AND my lesser half :D

If it weren't true she would say so within the next five seconds. 5,4,3,2

So you're not as creepy as honda (not that that's possible)

Do yous have the same characters eg. self confessed alcoholic....and also are you a bald non-op transsexual with a beard or is it only your sister (honda) that's confused?

Quinn
12-24-2007, 07:32 AM
Hi I’m molestorbot as I’m sure you’ve gathered. My friends call me tardbot but that’s a story for another day. I wanted to introduce myself as I’ve been lurking for a couple days.

So about me. I like cross country bus rides and when I’m not composing cryptic, unintelligible rantings that would make a schizophrenic monkey envious, I’m either cleaning jizz with my bald head or licking the asses of unconscious transsexuals that want nothing to do with me.

Some of you may think I’m mocking hondarobot, but there are actually two of us out here strangely enough. What a twin study that would make. Besides I wouldn’t screw with him because I’m only 5’5 ½ and weigh 134 pounds. Sometimes when I’m really bored I put a thong on backwards and watch it split my nutsack in the mirror; it looks like Christina Aguilera’s taint (which I licked while she was unconscious). Okay writing that was really uncomfortable for me as I’m sure it was for you to read it. I live a crazy life.

Oh and one more thing. WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE MOLESTER PATROL!!!

Awesome!!! I just want to know if you're going to come on here and make up any more cool stories. Just, whatever you do, please don't come after me. I don't think I could possibly take a 5'6 guy with the build of a pre-pubescent girlt. Then again, your fear of all efficient forms of travel (flying, driving a car, taking the train) combined with your impoverished condition (gay club doesn't pay that well) leaves me feeling pretty safe. I sure am lucky. :lol: :lol:

-Quinn

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:35 AM
Did you ever see the crying game? That was me, except I'm white, bald and my name is Cleft Anderson. I don't dress up because I'd shame these other transsexuals with their long flowing hair and beautiful figures. Instead I have a feminine soul trapped in the body of a lecherous troll. Are you my Forrest Whitaker? MWAAAH


But no my sister does have gender dysphoria, I know exactly who I am. A transsexual who has no hair and is the envy of hungangels :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Good night.

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 07:38 AM
Awesome!!! I just want to know if you're going to come on here and make up any more cool stories. Just, whatever you do, please don't come after me. I don't think I could possibly take a 5'6 guy with the build of a pre-pubescent girlt. Then again, your fear of all efficient forms of travel (flying, driving a car, taking the train) combined with your impoverished condition (gay club doesn't pay that well) leaves me feeling pretty safe. I sure am lucky. :lol: :lol:

-Quinn
Can I ask you a personal question? Are you going to sleep soon? :D

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 07:41 AM
Did you ever see the crying game? That was me, except I'm white, bald and my name is Cleft Anderson. I don't dress up because I'd shame these other transsexuals with their long flowing hair and beautiful figures. Instead I have a feminine soul trapped in the body of a lecherous troll. Are you my Forrest Whitaker? MWAAAH


But no my sister does have gender dysphoria, I know exactly who I am. A transsexual who has no hair and is the envy of hungangels :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Good night.

Ohhhhh you sexy little minx, I'd be honoured to fall asleep in your company :wink: :D

Quinn
12-24-2007, 07:45 AM
Awesome!!! I just want to know if you're going to come on here and make up any more cool stories. Just, whatever you do, please don't come after me. I don't think I could possibly take a 5'6 guy with the build of a pre-pubescent girlt. Then again, your fear of all efficient forms of travel (flying, driving a car, taking the train) combined with your impoverished condition (gay club doesn't pay that well) leaves me feeling pretty safe. I sure am lucky. :lol: :lol:

-Quinn
Can I ask you a personal question? Are you going to sleep soon? :D

That and a Crying Game reference. Nice... :lol: :lol: And, yeah, I'm just about done with my work for the day, so I'll be going to bed within the next twenty or so minutes. Tomorrow is going to be my first day off in a long ass time. Sleep well...

-Quinn

chefmike
12-24-2007, 08:37 AM
ROFL at this stuff!

chefmike
12-24-2007, 08:45 AM
And BTW NR, I'm sure I speak for most of us when I say please stop gambling. It appears as though you're not very good at it, anyway...

hondarobot
12-24-2007, 09:48 AM
Awesome!!! I just want to know if you're going to come on here and make up any more cool stories. Just, whatever you do, please don't come after me. I don't think I could possibly take a 5'6 guy with the build of a pre-pubescent girlt. Then again, your fear of all efficient forms of travel (flying, driving a car, taking the train) combined with your impoverished condition (gay club doesn't pay that well) leaves me feeling pretty safe. I sure am lucky. :lol: :lol:

-Quinn
Can I ask you a personal question? Are you going to sleep soon? :D

That whole deal was not clever at all, pretty stupid actually. I owe you nothing.

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 09:54 AM
That whole deal was not clever at all, pretty stupid actually. I owe you nothing.
You owe me nothing? You owe me an explanation. What were you doing licking a girl's ass when she was only in a twilight sleep? Don't you remember what we were taught?

And aren't you happy to see me my long lost brother. Separated at birth, reunited by perversion, and bound by passion. I LOVE YOU!!!

P.S too bad for you I was blessed with the bigger tongue :wink:

hondarobot
12-24-2007, 09:56 AM
fuck you, heh. I guess I'm stuck with it.

Bitch.

:P

molesterbot
12-24-2007, 09:59 AM
fuck you, heh. I guess I'm stuck with it.

Bitch.

:P
Smaller tongue, smaller penis, smaller brain. Your brother the molester is more perv than you'll ever be.

Anyway, what are you doing next weekend? Should I swing the bus by for a road trip :wink:

Just the two of us, you riding bitch, the molester patrol won't be able to stop us. Good to have you back on board.

hondarobot
12-24-2007, 10:17 AM
fuck you, heh. I guess I'm stuck with it.

Bitch.

:P
Smaller tongue, smaller penis, smaller brain. Your brother the molester is more perv than you'll ever be.

Anyway, what are you doing next weekend? Should I swing the bus by for a road trip :wink:

Just the two of us, you riding bitch, the molester patrol won't be able to stop us. Good to have you back on board.

:king

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 04:05 PM
And BTW NR, I'm sure I speak for most of us when I say please stop gambling. It appears as though you're not very good at it, anyway...

Yeah, I've learned my lesson. Don't make bets when you're high!

:o

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 04:11 PM
fuck you, heh. I guess I'm stuck with it.

Bitch.

:P
Smaller tongue, smaller penis, smaller brain. Your brother the molester is more perv than you'll ever be.

Anyway, what are you doing next weekend? Should I swing the bus by for a road trip :wink:

Just the two of us, you riding bitch, the molester patrol won't be able to stop us. Good to have you back on board.

:king

It's good to see the Bots are reunited. They may be a threat to vulnerable women but at least they're sisters again.

chefmike
12-24-2007, 05:29 PM
fuck you, heh. I guess I'm stuck with it.

Bitch.

:P
Smaller tongue, smaller penis, smaller brain. Your brother the molester is more perv than you'll ever be.

Anyway, what are you doing next weekend? Should I swing the bus by for a road trip :wink:

Just the two of us, you riding bitch, the molester patrol won't be able to stop us. Good to have you back on board.

:king

It's good to see the Bots are reunited. They may be a threat to vulnerable women but at least they're sisters again.

It's a Festivus miracle!!

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 05:37 PM
:D

ImpulZ
12-24-2007, 05:45 PM
And BTW NR, I'm sure I speak for most of us when I say please stop gambling. It appears as though you're not very good at it, anyway...

Yeah, I've learned my lesson. Don't make bets when you're high!

:o


:lol: :lol: :lol:

blame it on the drugs :roll: :wink:

Night Rider
12-24-2007, 06:07 PM
And BTW NR, I'm sure I speak for most of us when I say please stop gambling. It appears as though you're not very good at it, anyway...

Yeah, I've learned my lesson. Don't make bets when you're high!

:o


:lol: :lol: :lol:

blame it on the drugs :roll: :wink:

:mrgreen:

vegasboy
12-24-2007, 08:52 PM
This is an amusing thread. I didn't know you had a brother tardbot :D .

chefmike
12-24-2007, 10:32 PM
This is an amusing thread. I didn't know you had a brother tardbot :D .

It's a Festivus miracle!!

chefmike
12-30-2007, 12:58 AM
Merry New Year!!