where to buy a fucking machine?

[Kramer]

Anyone know where I can purchase one? Im sure youre all familiar with them. I realize they can be bought online and shipped but thats not possible for me. Can they be bought in sex stores that anyone knows of.
In NY. Thanks.... 8)

[MacShreach]

Depends what kind of fucking machine you want. The planet is full of fucking machines.

[happyjack]

go to fuckingmachines.com...seriously

[biguy4tvtscd]

Starting your Christmas shopping early?

[Night Rider]

Starting your Christmas shopping early?

lmao

:google

[youcancallmeclaire]

Build one.
I can't think of anything so simple to construct, yet so stupidly expensive to buy.

Let's see,
electric motor
potentiometer
electrical cord
wood
stroke wheel
dildo

...viola.

[JohnnyVee]

The gift that keeps on giving

[justatransgirl]

I volunteer! You can fuck me all you want. I'm a human fucking machine!

Here try this one on for size.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[suckseed]

Depends what kind of fucking machine you want. The planet is full of fucking machines.

Totally. Wanna buy my fucking van? :D

[trish]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters. thanks for the pic, justatransgirl.

[biguy4tvtscd]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

[Iggy]

Let's see,
electric motor
potentiometer
electrical cord
wood
stroke wheel
dildo

...viola.


A viola?
Would be quite difficult to play this while using the machine, surely?

[DL_NL]

Hahahaha! Thanks, I could use some humor.

[NYBURBS]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

Now there is a man with a keen business mind :wink:

[SXFX]

If your a cute girl, Hi I'm some times called a machine :-)
If you are not....ah...an out of balance washer will do!

[mugiwara]

at a fucking store perhaps?

[msbhaven]

This thread has really been good for a cheap laugh or two.

[Paladin]

You don't need all that shit, just get a SawsAll and put a dildo on the end where the blade would be and bolt it to a chair or stand.

[scroller]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

The idea is not to make money; the point is to have cheap fucking machines available for use by all of us.