Favorite word to use for ass...

[Vicki Richter]

Do you just like using ass, or asshole, or asscunt, or asspussy, or pussyass, fuck hole, hole, etc?

I prefer asscunt or asspussy myself. I like to say nasty bad things about my asscunt when I'm being fucked. However, I've noticed some guys prefer calling it a fuck hole or simply just an ass.

What turns you on to hear the girl calling her bootie during porn or during sex?

One thing I don't like is a guy using the same terms like asspussy to refer to his own ass... or boy pussy or some other feminine stuff.

[Jericho]

Arse! :P

[BeardedOne]

Ass, or asspussy works. Now that I think about it, I don't talk about it much when I'm doing it, nor do I vocalize a lot when some gurl is doing me. I just enjoy it, either way. :D

[Night Rider]

cum bucket

[johnb]

godiva

[frank]

Okole Maluna!!! :moon

[2754tim]

Ass,AssPussy,AssCunt....

[Nikka]

bottom

[Rod la Rod]

My new favorite is jizztrap. That can be a mouth, an asshole or a neo vagina. But nobody plays with my ass during sex.

Shut your jizztrap bitch!

[BeardedOne]

Dubyah.

Oops! :shock:

My bad! :lol:

[MacShreach]

Arse!

[Tomfurbs]

No one a fan of 'Bum'? Just me?

I think it sounds cute :oops:

Can't use the word 'Arse' without thinking of the Royle Family, so it's total buzzkill

[MacShreach]

Can't use the word 'Arse' without thinking of the Royle Family, so it's total buzzkill

Nah, Father Crilly owns it.

[Tomfurbs]

True... along with 'FECK!'...and 'BASTARD!'

[whatislove]

booty... but really boo-tay!!!

[Quinn]

It's all about the "ass."

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Well, that's a good question. It depends on many factors. The intensity or type of sex being had (romantic, kinky, angry pounding, etc) is one, position would also dictate things often. Missionary, or most cow girl type variations, I'd refer to a ts ass as a pussy, cunt, whatever. Doggy style, definitely ass, asshole, fuck hole, etc.

More factors of course play into it, such as role playing scenarios and such things. I couldn't pick just one favorite term, I guess. Sexual "programming on the fly" is what it's all about.

I would definitely never want my own ass called a "boy pussy". That's just weird.

[GIA LOVES RON]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

[MacShreach]

just weird.
Hey now there's a thought.....Nah, too many syllables.

[tigerlillys]

What about ANALCUNT?

[Tomfurbs]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

okay... how cool does 'buli' sound!?

[GIA LOVES RON]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

okay... how cool does 'buli' sound!?

you have to pronounced it as booh-li' and say it quicker! hahahha! sexy buli!

[Tomfurbs]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

okay... how cool does 'buli' sound!?

you have to pronounced it as booh-li' and say it quicker! hahahha! sexy buli!

immense! I'm totally calling it buli from now on

[hondarobot]

just weird.
Hey now there's a thought.....Nah, too many syllables.

I like syllables. Use as many as you'd like, thread jacker.

8)

[PghTGrlLvr]

Just a beautiful lickable ass..........MMMmmmmmmmmmmm :P

[Steve-Oh]

B1's T shirt had me rolling!!

Ass - The other Vagina..... BWAAAAHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHA!!!!

I still like BUTT!!!

BUTT

BUTT

BUTT

BUTT

BUTT!!!

[Mista Bone]

Pooper...poop-chute

[MacShreach]

just weird.
Hey now there's a thought.....Nah, too many syllables.

I like syllables. Use as many as you'd like, thread jacker.

8)

How about "you'rewaytoofuckingsensitive?"

[Night Rider]

How about "you'rewaytoofuckingsensitive?"

Don't embarrass him in Vicki Richter's thread, the guy could have a complete breakdown!

[hondarobot]

just weird.
Hey now there's a thought.....Nah, too many syllables.

I like syllables. Use as many as you'd like, thread jacker.

8)

How about "you'rewaytoofuckingsensitive?"

See, there's the problem. I'm not really sure who you are, I've seen your posts a few times. Why do you take shots at me?

Night Rider is a different story. It's clearly a new name for Chef Mike. No two people have posted with that regularity, and when one disappeared, the other appeared. That's an easy one. He's a crazy shut-in and is desperate for attention. Once he gets it, in regards to me, I easily kick his ass, because he's crazy.

If your problem is that you think I stalk Vicki Richter, well, I don't. The only online posting I do is on this forum. She knows that. If I was stalking her, I'd be gone. She certainly has more value to this forum then I do. Ask her any questions you have regarding me. Make a thread and bump the hell out of it. Oh, wait, someone else did that already.

Ask her about it here.

Common sense. Begin to use it.

[Night Rider]

Night Rider is a different story. It's clearly a new name for Chef Mike. No two people have posted with that regularity, and when one disappeared, the other appeared. That's an easy one. He's a crazy shut-in and is desperate for attention. Once he gets it, in regards to me, I easily kick his ass, because he's crazy.

If your problem is that you think I stalk Vicki Richter, well, I don't. The only online posting I do is on this forum. She knows that. If I was stalking her, I'd be gone. She certainly has more value to this forum then I do. Ask her any questions you have regarding me. Make a thread and bump the hell out of it. Oh, wait, someone else did that already.

Ask her about it here.

Common sense. Begin to use it.

Same old shit! I'm clearly not chef mike as stated by many members of the board. Only in your delusional, fucked up head am I chef mike. As stated by others the only thing me and chef mike have in common, is we own you all day long. You're a nutcase honda, you really are! I saw you were writing some bullshit in Danielle's thread about how you're mr. innocent and you don't start shit here. That to me signals that your suffering from some sort of psychosis. Do you even think before you write this shit or do you just tell people what they want to hear? It was only a couple of days ago that you made up a new account "NiQht Rider" and started posting as me like a child/mental case would do.

You always will be a fucking twat so there's not much advice I can give you...you're a lost cause.

[elo]

I like tushy,butt and ass.

[JamesHunt]

tushy 8)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tushy

[stevenb43]

I like asspussy....

[MacShreach]

See, there's the problem. I'm not really sure who you are, I've seen your posts a few times. Why do you take shots at me?

Night Rider is a different story. It's clearly a new name for Chef Mike. No two people have posted with that regularity, and when one disappeared, the other appeared. That's an easy one. He's a crazy shut-in and is desperate for attention. Once he gets it, in regards to me, I easily kick his ass, because he's crazy.

If your problem is that you think I stalk Vicki Richter, well, I don't. The only online posting I do is on this forum. She knows that. If I was stalking her, I'd be gone. She certainly has more value to this forum then I do. Ask her any questions you have regarding me. Make a thread and bump the hell out of it. Oh, wait, someone else did that already.

Ask her about it here.

Common sense. Begin to use it.

Honda. What the fuck are you on, exactly? I--very occasionally--tease you, I don't take shots at you. If I took shots at you you'd know it. Night Rider is not Chef Mike. You don't kick anybody's ass here. I couldn't care less if you stalk Ms Richter, I'm perfectly sure she can look after herself. And who cares where you post?

I just--I don't get it, Honda. I don't get why a man who appears to be intelligent gets himself in situations where others bait him, which upsets him, and then instead of just walking away with dignity comes back with some hare-brained codswallop that is pretty well certain to get him an even bigger panelling.

I mean fuck me Honda, have you ever been in a real bar? The way people talk here is no different to that, and you act like it's a personal vendetta. It's not, it's just the atmosphere here.

[hondarobot]

See, there's the problem. I'm not really sure who you are, I've seen your posts a few times. Why do you take shots at me?

Night Rider is a different story. It's clearly a new name for Chef Mike. No two people have posted with that regularity, and when one disappeared, the other appeared. That's an easy one. He's a crazy shut-in and is desperate for attention. Once he gets it, in regards to me, I easily kick his ass, because he's crazy.

If your problem is that you think I stalk Vicki Richter, well, I don't. The only online posting I do is on this forum. She knows that. If I was stalking her, I'd be gone. She certainly has more value to this forum then I do. Ask her any questions you have regarding me. Make a thread and bump the hell out of it. Oh, wait, someone else did that already.

Ask her about it here.

Common sense. Begin to use it.

Honda. What the fuck are you on, exactly? I--very occasionally--tease you, I don't take shots at you. If I took shots at you you'd know it. Night Rider is not Chef Mike. You don't kick anybody's ass here. I couldn't care less if you stalk Ms Richter, I'm perfectly sure she can look after herself. And who cares where you post?

I just--I don't get it, Honda. I don't get why a man who appears to be intelligent gets himself in situations where others bait him, which upsets him, and then instead of just walking away with dignity comes back with some hare-brained codswallop that is pretty well certain to get him an even bigger panelling.

I mean fuck me Honda, have you ever been in a real bar? The way people talk here is no different to that, and you act like it's a personal vendetta. It's not, it's just the atmosphere here.

Heh. Yes, I have been in many bars. I work at a nightclub, actually.

And no, your posts don't upset me. Other sane people read these threads, and that's amusing, because they read what you write.

:lol:

[gunn]

the word i use is booty!!!

[Night Rider]

hondarobot, lets hope some day you recover from your ilness

http://www.frog.co.nz/images2/toadily-insane.jpg

[MacShreach]

Heh. Yes, I have been in many bars.


Fuck it, whatever. You're either a raving lunatic, an alcoholic or an indefatigable wind-up merchant. Tant pis.

[hondarobot]

I'm totally fine. You guys start this shit, and then run away.

:lol:

[MacShreach]

hondarobot, lets hope some day you recover from your ilness

http://www.frog.co.nz/images2/toadily-insane.jpg

You're right, you know, that cunt's certifiable.

:screwy :screwy

Anyway I'm for my scratchy.

[Night Rider]

I'm totally fine. You guys start this shit, and then run away.

:lol:

That's what I mean about you being nuts, how the fuck have we ran away?

Just because you insert a laughing face at the end of every post you write, doesn't make it funny.

[MacShreach]

'Fore I go, HR,did you know there's a vacancy for a tree over on Night's reincarnation thread?


:D :D :D

Thank you, and good night

[hondarobot]

I'm glad you didn't run away, I'm still here, too. What else ya got?

[Night Rider]

'Fore I go, HR,did you know there's a vacancy for a tree over on Night's reincarnation thread?


:D :D :D

Thank you, and good night

lmao, there's plenty of trees more exciting than HR so he'd be moving up a level

[Teabagger Vance]

I like asspussy, myself.

Bitch hole is also good.

Sometimes, it's just assssssssssssssss.

[hondarobot]

'Fore I go, HR,did you know there's a vacancy for a tree over on Night's reincarnation thread?


:D :D :D

Thank you, and good night

lmao, there's plenty of trees more exciting than HR so he'd be moving up a level

Is Chef Mike one of your, uh, friends that keeps sending you endless links to old posts of mine? I'm just worried about him, he hasn't posted in awhile.

:lol:

Yup, the laughing emote. What ya gonna do?

[Night Rider]

Is Chef Mike one of your, uh, friends that keeps sending you endless links to old posts of mine? I'm just worried about him, he hasn't posted in awhile.

:lol:

Yup, the laughing emote. What ya gonna do?

So you've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm not chef mike. Maybe there's hope for you yet kid.

You've been bitching for days and all you have to come up with is "you're chef mike in disguise"

So now that you realize I'm not chef mike, what the fuck are you gonna say now? It bores me arguing back and forth with you, it's like arguing with somebody with downsyndrome.

[hondarobot]

Is Chef Mike one of your, uh, friends that keeps sending you endless links to old posts of mine? I'm just worried about him, he hasn't posted in awhile.

:lol:

Yup, the laughing emote. What ya gonna do?

So you've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm not chef mike. Maybe there's hope for you yet kid.

You've been bitching for days and all you have to come up with is "you're chef mike in disguise"

So now that you realize I'm not chef mike, what the fuck are you gonna say now? It bores me arguing back and forth with you, it's like arguing with somebody with downsyndrome.

That was sarcasm. You're crazy so you probably don't understand that.

Night Rider is the phony, sneaky, cowardly new name for the lunatic formerly known as Chef Mike. It's not like it's hard to figure out.

:lol:

[Night Rider]

That was sarcasm. You're crazy so you probably don't understand that.

Night Rider is the phony, sneaky, cowardly new name for the lunatic formerly known as Chef Mike. It's not like it's hard to figure out.

:lol:

Coo Coo!!

So all the posters that have said I am not like chef mike in any way, are wrong and you're convinced I'm chef mike? It's not even funny how mad you are, it's more concerning. Are you forgetting you started all this bullshit with me, and bit off more than you could chew. I warned you to stay the fuck away, but you tried to be the big man and got bitchslapped in the process. If I was chef mike do you not think I would've welcomed a verbal fight? You're brain is so mashed you can hardly keep a grip on reality. I'm heading to bed so I'll deal with your predictable pile of shite tomorrow.

[4star4]

When speaking of a nice ass, I'll refer to "ass" or "dumper."

In a more derogatory context, I'll tell someone to "Get your head out of your G.W. Bush."

[hondarobot]

You seemed to be using a heavy use of "u" in place of "you" before, and you suddenly stopped that.

If I'm wrong, all your friends will back you up, I'm sure.

Please keep posting, Chef Rider.

:lol:

[Teabagger Vance]

honda, quit ruining Vicki's thread!!! If you must argue with Night Rider, please start a new thread for your battle.

Thank you.

[eagleman12]

Nalgas :D :wink: :peanutbutter

[hondarobot]

honda, quit ruining Vicki's thread!!! If you must argue with Night Rider, please start a new thread for your battle.

Thank you.

No. I'm responding to attacks. Fuck off.

[Teabagger Vance]

No. I'm responding to attacks. Fuck off.

If you want to respond, then do it on another thread! You won't make any friends here by telling others to fuck off.

[hondarobot]

No. I'm responding to attacks. Fuck off.

If you want to respond, then do it on another thread! You won't make any friends here by telling others to fuck off.

"Waaaaaa! Stop posting here! Vicki is my online love!"

Loser. It's her thread. Let's see what she has to say about things.

Probably nothing. I guess we'll see.

:lol:

[Teabagger Vance]

"Waaaaaa! Stop posting here! Vicki is my online love!"

Loser. It's her thread. Let's see what she has to say about things.

Probably nothing. I guess we'll see.

:lol:

Idiot, stop reading things that aren't there. Your petty little fight with Night Rider doesn't interest anyone else and has nothing to do with this thread.

Have you been drinking again?

[hondarobot]

Yup, drinking some stout and finding this very amusing. I have nothing against VR, I think she's a great girl. You guys attack me, not the opposite.

Let's see what VR has to say about me. Oh, and no, I don't expect an answer.

I can't imagine what she would say at this point.

8)

[Sly Fox]

I like "Popo", myself. :wink: :oops:

[hondarobot]

"Waaaaaa! Stop posting here! Vicki is my online love!"

Loser. It's her thread. Let's see what she has to say about things.

Probably nothing. I guess we'll see.

:lol:

Idiot, stop reading things that aren't there. Your petty little fight with Night Rider doesn't interest anyone else and has nothing to do with this thread.

Have you been drinking again?

Don't worry Tbag, I'll keep bumping this. It's her thread, she'll respond eventually.

[Teabagger Vance]

Yup, drinking some stout and finding this very amusing. I have nothing against VR, I think she's a great girl. You guys attack me, not the opposite.

Let's see what VR has to say about me. Oh, and no, I don't expect an answer.

I can't imagine what she would say at this point.

8)

A little history lesson for you, dipshit:

1. I politely asked you to take your meaningless battle to another thread.

2. You told me to fuck off.

I'd have to say that you deserve getting attacked on this and any other thread. You should just take it like a man and STFU.

[wjcdiver]

IN my case manpussy

[hondarobot]

Yup, drinking some stout and finding this very amusing. I have nothing against VR, I think she's a great girl. You guys attack me, not the opposite.

Let's see what VR has to say about me. Oh, and no, I don't expect an answer.

I can't imagine what she would say at this point.

8)

A little history lesson for you, dipshit:

1. I politely asked you to take your meaningless battle to another thread.

2. You told me to fuck off.

I'd have to say that you deserve getting attacked on this and any other thread. You should just take it like a man and STFU.

You should totally kick my ass. What could I do against that? It would be an ass beating I could not escape.



:lol:

[suckseed]

Honda, you are a prime asshole. Any attention at all, even negative, seems to be mother's milk to you. You'll note I've left you alone these past few months - for two reasons. Well three actually. First, I finally realized it's Vicki's business to deal with you and your bullshit. Two, I finally realized that I was just giving you the attention you so desperately crave, even when I was successful at pointing out what a pathetic excuse for a man you are when it comes to dealing with and having respect for women. And thirdly...I realized, belatedly, that I was coming perilously close to become tiresome here as well, with my regular attempts to get you to take some responsibility for what you did and continue to do here, you obsessed, harassing, molesting piece of shit.
And I'm not going to get into another flame war. I'm writing this to pass the torch of knowledge on to NightRider and anyone else who thinks there's any point to trying to get you to act like a man for a change. (Although these other guys are of course free to do as they please.) The message is - don't waste your time, guys. You're just giving him what he wants. The dude must have been taken away from his momma's tit too soon. Now he's like one of those cats that constantly kneads his paws until you learn not to let him on the couch. Permanently short circuited in the brain. With that, I'm outta this thread. But fuck you, Jeff. You're a fucking creep. Even Marcus Miller thinks so.

[hondarobot]

That was amazing. You have kicked my ass (cough) suck seed. Why did I ever confront you? Oh, I didn't.

:lol:

[marissaazts]

honda as much as i dislike niterider he isnt chefmike he is much more inmature and chef mike is more of a liberal loser ....they arnt the same person

[hondarobot]

Honda, you are a prime asshole. Any attention at all, even negative, seems to be mother's milk to you. You'll note I've left you alone these past few months - for two reasons. Well three actually. First, I finally realized it's Vicki's business to deal with you and your bullshit. Two, I finally realized that I was just giving you the attention you so desperately crave, even when I was successful at pointing out what a pathetic excuse for a man you are when it comes to dealing with and having respect for women. And thirdly...I realized, belatedly, that I was coming perilously close to become tiresome here as well, with my regular attempts to get you to take some responsibility for what you did and continue to do here, you obsessed, harassing, molesting piece of shit.
And I'm not going to get into another flame war. I'm writing this to pass the torch of knowledge on to NightRider and anyone else who thinks there's any point to trying to get you to act like a man for a change. (Although these other guys are of course free to do as they please.) The message is - don't waste your time, guys. You're just giving him what he wants. The dude must have been taken away from his momma's tit too soon. Now he's like one of those cats that constantly kneads his paws until you learn not to let him on the couch. Permanently short circuited in the brain. With that, I'm outta this thread. But fuck you, Jeff. You're a fucking creep.

Actually I did read that now. That's really good.

"I'm passing on the torch, because I'm living in the van by the river, and I'm like, whatever. . ."

You suck. You also pay ts girls to fuck you in the ass. True. I read that. Too bad for you.

[Teabagger Vance]

You should totally kick my ass. What could I do against that? It would be an ass beating I could not escape.
:lol:

Where did you read anything about physical confrontations into any of this? Are you so drunk tonight that you cannot read clearly?

I do not welcome your gay advances towards me. Please stop.

[suckseed]

You should totally kick my ass. What could I do against that? It would be an ass beating I could not escape.
:lol:

Where did you read anything about physical confrontations into any of this? Are you so drunk tonight that you cannot read clearly?

I do not welcome your gay advances towards me. Please stop.

Hey, there, Vance...just because the guy works in a gay nightclub and doesn't like women is no reason to....come to think of it, you might be on to something. :idea:

[hondarobot]

You should totally kick my ass. What could I do against that? It would be an ass beating I could not escape.
:lol:

Where did you read anything about physical confrontations into any of this? Are you so drunk tonight that you cannot read clearly?

I do not welcome your gay advances towards me. Please stop.

I'd like to hear Vicki speak in your defense. That's not that hard to do. That's pretty easy to do, actually, right?

[Teabagger Vance]

Hey, there, Vance...just because the guy works in a gay nightclub and doesn't like women is no reason to....come to think of it, you might be on to something. :idea:

honda is most definitely teh ghey.

[Teabagger Vance]

I'd like to hear Vicki speak in your defense. That's not that hard to do. That's pretty easy to do, actually, right?

Dude, WTF are you smoking? "My defense?" Like I need one. LOL

Quit stalking me. I don't want you to suck my cock and I sure as fuck don't want to suck yours.

[OEMEnemyNum1]

"The Multipurpose Tool"

[suckseed]

I'd like to hear Vicki speak in your defense. That's not that hard to do. That's pretty easy to do, actually, right?

Dude, WTF are you smoking? "My defense?" Like I need one. LOL

Quit stalking me. I don't want you to suck my cock and I sure as fuck don't want to suck yours.

Good thing there's no danger of Honda ever getting you drunk!

[SexyMagdi]

Ass is fine with me. hehehe but I like also in the funny way Chocolate Factory. lol

[hondarobot]

I'd like to hear Vicki speak in your defense. That's not that hard to do. That's pretty easy to do, actually, right?

Dude, WTF are you smoking? "My defense?" Like I need one. LOL

Quit stalking me. I don't want you to suck my cock and I sure as fuck don't want to suck yours.

Just get Vicki to post here, say something in her defense. I'm creepy, so that's not going to stop her. Right? Do it, tough guys. Kick my ass.

You guys knock me out. Go for it.

[Teabagger Vance]

Good thing there's no danger of Honda ever getting you drunk!

Indeed! ROTFL!

It is pretty lame to suck off someone who's passed out, isn't it honda? You have some experience with that, yes?

[hondarobot]

She wasn't passed out. I didn't think it was lame at all, she's a beautiful girl.

I gotta go, I think Allanah is staring at me.

Have fun collecting pictures, loser.

:P

[Teabagger Vance]

Just get Vicki to post here, say something in her defense. I'm creepy, so that's not going to stop her. Right? Do it, tough guys. Kick my ass.

You guys knock me out. Go for it.

I dunno, maybe Vicki can't be bothered with dealing with your creepy stalker ass. Who cares? I think you'd rather work your charms on a couple of dudes, anyway.

[suckseed]

Ah. So Vicki is lying. Nice.

[hondarobot]

Ah. So Vicki is lying. Nice.

You made one attempt to have Vicki call me out, it didn't work. Try that again.

:lol:

[suckseed]

I thought Nightrider had buried you already you little shit. You love Robert Hill in drag. I want you to admit it once and for all that you have wanked off to him.

DUDE! Sounds like she totally wants you to call her. Get to dialin', Romeo.
Don't forget the chloroform.

[hondarobot]

You totally knocked me out.

What a fucking loser.

:lol:

[andyuk]

getting back on subject

heaven?lol

[Teabagger Vance]

Ah. So Vicki is lying. Nice.

He's called her worse things than just a liar. Here's what Vicki once wrote about their one (and only) night together:


I don't think that's a fair statement... In bed with Vicki Richter because she was too drunk to drive is not the same as being in bed with Vicki Richter...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=13130&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=drunk&start=40

[hondarobot]

Actually, she's up for grabs.

Heh. Go for it.

[Teabagger Vance]

Actually, she's up for grabs.

Heh. Go for it.

Hilarious. As if she were ever yours to give anyway.

You are Captain Kooky! :screwy

[suckseed]

Honda you leave me no choice.

Chuys: Denna drinks 3 margaritas
Misc strip club in Scottsdale: Denna drinks 2-3 malibu pineapples
Resort in Scottsdale: Denna drinks 1 or 2 more mixed drinks at the pool

I was kinda toasty. I went back to Honda's room not to fuck but to rest a bit before driving. I fell asleep actually and woke up with Honda licking all up and down my big shecock... He may have licked my bootie as well but I can't really remember. I never actually saw his penis or touched it etc... I didn't cum all over his face but I should have. So then since it was like 3AM or so, I left and drove home. The end. Using Clinton speak - Honda can say, "I did not have sex with that woman". There was no relationship. There was no dating. There was a blowjob without a happy ending. If I could say it was in a cheap hotel room it would be the whole cliche... But it wasn't cheap.

[hondarobot]

Great job, guys. I'll keep bumping this thread, heh.

Vicki Richter will respond at some point, right?

[suckseed]

This just in: No one else cares whether Vicki responds. We just enjoy proving what a dipshit this guy is. And now on to sports...

[EyeCumInPiece]

Im gonna go with ass. I know, kinda boring. Nevertheless, what a great question.

[hondarobot]

Well what ever, but your first pm to me is still pretty funny:


Subject: Hello HR. I like your posts. Is that your pic? Points for bravery. I'm sure you can guess the rest of the question:
"...been with tgirls?" If so...
Was it great? Any regrets? Did you get topped? Was THAT great?

For the record, he got someone to fuck him in the ass. True story.

:lol:

[suckseed]

Wow. My reputation here is in shreds. Yes it's true. I once wrote to young master jeffrey before I figured out he was a molester. Then, later, paid a transsexual escort to....have sex. I know, I know. If only I could have apprenticed with Jeff, I might have learned to molest rather than pay. Is it too late for lessons, master jeff? What other tricks are up your sleeve? Googling for addresses? How to follow someone home without them suspecting? Oh...wait...how to piss off your date so badly she throws a drink in your face? How to drink to keep from contemplating your sad life? Teach me master jeff!

[twytchbsa]

boss

[hondarobot]

Wow. My reputation here is in shreds. Yes it's true. I once wrote to young master jeffrey before I figured out he was a molester. Then, later, paid a transsexual escort to....have sex. I know, I know. If only I could have apprenticed with Jeff, I might have learned to molest rather than pay. Is it too late for lessons, master jeff? What other tricks are up your sleeve? Googling for addresses? How to follow someone home without them suspecting? Oh...wait...how to piss off your date so badly she throws a drink in your face? How to drink to keep from contemplating your sad life? Teach me master jeff!

The fact that you know my name, which I've posted many times, is really great. The molestation was fantastic.

you'll never even meet any of these girls, ever, in your life. Think about while you're doing your stupid job tomorrow.

:lol:

[suckseed]

We both have stupid jobs. By your own admission yours pays what, 2 grand a month? Whatever, it's irrelevant. That's about what I make too. But I make music in my spare time, and am working on a dream. And I've never molested anyone. And that's the point. Now go have a drink.

[hondarobot]

Ha! I've molested a TS porn superstar. You never will.

Stop posting, please, it's annoying.

[suckseed]

Ha! I've molested a TS porn superstar. You never will.

Stop posting, please, it's annoying.

At least you're admitting it now. Keep reaching for the stars, peach pit.

[alphanumeric]

See, there's the problem. I'm not really sure who you are, I've seen your posts a few times. Why do you take shots at me?

Night Rider is a different story. It's clearly a new name for Chef Mike. No two people have posted with that regularity, and when one disappeared, the other appeared. That's an easy one. He's a crazy shut-in and is desperate for attention. Once he gets it, in regards to me, I easily kick his ass, because he's crazy.

If your problem is that you think I stalk Vicki Richter, well, I don't. The only online posting I do is on this forum. She knows that. If I was stalking her, I'd be gone. She certainly has more value to this forum then I do. Ask her any questions you have regarding me. Make a thread and bump the hell out of it. Oh, wait, someone else did that already.

Ask her about it here.

Common sense. Begin to use it.

Honda. What the fuck are you on, exactly? I--very occasionally--tease you, I don't take shots at you. If I took shots at you you'd know it. Night Rider is not Chef Mike. You don't kick anybody's ass here. I couldn't care less if you stalk Ms Richter, I'm perfectly sure she can look after herself. And who cares where you post?

I just--I don't get it, Honda. I don't get why a man who appears to be intelligent gets himself in situations where others bait him, which upsets him, and then instead of just walking away with dignity comes back with some hare-brained codswallop that is pretty well certain to get him an even bigger panelling.

I mean fuck me Honda, have you ever been in a real bar? The way people talk here is no different to that, and you act like it's a personal vendetta. It's not, it's just the atmosphere here.

heh heh, you said Codswallop.. heh heh.

[El Nino]

How about "Fecal Factory" ??

[EyeCumInPiece]

How about "Fecal Factory" ??

Wow, i dont think i ever heard that one b4.

[BBaggins06]

Mangina

Brown Eye

Hershey Highway

Not on topic but a favorite euphemism for sex is Fishing for Brown Trout

[alphanumeric]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

just for a moment "wooly Bully" went through my head...

kinda gives the song a whole new meaning...

[alphanumeric]

"we'll bend you over and take you to brown town."
Beezelboss, by Tenacious D

[MacShreach]

in english word I like to use butt or bum. For my dialect I like to use "buli" or "puwet". Hahahha!

just for a moment "wooly Bully" went through my head...

kinda gives the song a whole new meaning...



Fucking never going to listen to that again without laughing now, for fuxake.

[Mr_Choc69]

Home Field.

[MacShreach]

heh heh, you said Codswallop.. heh heh.

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. :lol: :lol:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Being the car nut I am, I frequently use "The Rear Bumper".

[suckseed]

This week it's gotta be 'Honda'.

[Vicki Richter]

LOL. You guys are dorks. I am not using Codswop or terms like brown town in porn movies.

I might do a little for the British fans... "Fuck my arse and cum in my bum you nasty bloke."

[mbf]

I am a simple man

its ASS, ASSHOLE, ASSPUSSY, you bitch!

not too sophisticated but always a blast for my neighbours when engaged in some bum-balling....

[ryski1230]

bum or luv cheeks lol

[alphanumeric]

LOL. You guys are dorks. I am not using Codswop or terms like brown town in porn movies.

I might do a little for the British fans... "Fuck my arse and cum in my bum you nasty bloke."

Vicky noticed me Squeee!!!

[chefmike]

Is Chef Mike one of your, uh, friends that keeps sending you endless links to old posts of mine? I'm just worried about him, he hasn't posted in awhile.

:lol:

Yup, the laughing emote. What ya gonna do?

So you've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm not chef mike. Maybe there's hope for you yet kid.

You've been bitching for days and all you have to come up with is "you're chef mike in disguise"

So now that you realize I'm not chef mike, what the fuck are you gonna say now? It bores me arguing back and forth with you, it's like arguing with somebody with downsyndrome.

That was sarcasm. You're crazy so you probably don't understand that.

Night Rider is the phony, sneaky, cowardly new name for the lunatic formerly known as Chef Mike. It's not like it's hard to figure out.

:lol:

So I pop in to HA and what do I see...tardbot is getting bitchslapped by some new guy(no surprise there) and then tardbot brings me up....LMFAO...what a fucking punk bitch you are, tarbot. Do I have to shred your weenie ass again, bitch? It wouldn't be the first time now would it, jizzmopper?

[mbf]

Is Chef Mike one of your, uh, friends that keeps sending you endless links to old posts of mine? I'm just worried about him, he hasn't posted in awhile.

:lol:

Yup, the laughing emote. What ya gonna do?

So you've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm not chef mike. Maybe there's hope for you yet kid.

You've been bitching for days and all you have to come up with is "you're chef mike in disguise"

So now that you realize I'm not chef mike, what the fuck are you gonna say now? It bores me arguing back and forth with you, it's like arguing with somebody with downsyndrome.

That was sarcasm. You're crazy so you probably don't understand that.

Night Rider is the phony, sneaky, cowardly new name for the lunatic formerly known as Chef Mike. It's not like it's hard to figure out.

:lol:

So I pop in to HA and what do I see...tardbot is getting bitchslapped by some new guy(no surprise there) and in he brings me up....LMFAO...what a fucking punk bitch you are, tarbot. Do I have to shred your weenie ass again, bitch? It wouldn't be the first time now would it, jizzmopper?

Mike, wait for my soon-to-come "Losers of HA.com award"... you will be happy with some nominations there :lol:

[Skipped]

Ass is always good. especially when it is used like: "fuck my ass harder" or "fill my ass" and "eat my ass"

[Night Rider]

chef mike he'll still not believe you (or at least pretend not to) cheers for clearing it up though.

He'll give legend a run for his money in the HA BIGGEST LOSER thread

[chefmike]

I haven't looked in on HA in a while, but as I said it was no surprise to see suckseed and others owning tardbot aka joe lunchbox aka stalkerbot once again...same as it ever was...word to the jizzmopper...

[Willie Escalade]

Good ol' ASS!

[strokeitnow]

Vicki, Asspussy is my choice. Since you are widly recognnized as the originator of this word, it is only appropriate that it would be my favorite choice. I think you may have even been given credit for this word by Merriam Webster. Keep us all in mind should you decide to introduce other such fun words into the english language.

[KiraHarden]

MEN = ASSHOLES
www.youtube.com/kiraharden
www.myspace.com/kiraharden

[Oli]

MEN = ASSHOLES

Don't hold back Kira, tell us how you really feel.
:D :lol:

[KiraHarden]

MEN = ASSHOLES

Don't hold back Kira, tell us how you really feel.
:D :lol:

Some of ya'll are cool

[CORVETTEDUDE]

MEN = ASSHOLES
www.youtube.com/kiraharden
www.myspace.com/kiraharden

Kira,,,Shhhhhhhsh! Other people, like the 'Newbies', might get the wrong idea. You know you just want to use and abuse us, then...throw us to the wolves! HeHe!!!

[KiraHarden]

MEN = ASSHOLES
www.youtube.com/kiraharden
www.myspace.com/kiraharden

Kira,,,Shhhhhhhsh! Other people, like the 'Newbies', might get the wrong idea. You know you just want to use and abuse us, then...throw us to the wolves! HeHe!!!
I was making a funny guys :lol:

[KiraHarden]

MEN = ASSHOLES

Don't hold back Kira, tell us how you really feel.
:D :lol:
AWWW I love Calvin and Hobbes

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???

[KiraHarden]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???
I dont need a motor just batteries :wink:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???
I dont need a motor just batteries :wink:

You ARE both, Fun and Sweet!!!

Ohhh, I'm gonna get it for this. I can feel it coming already.

[KiraHarden]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???
I dont need a motor just batteries :wink:

You ARE both, Fun and Sweet!!!

Ohhh, I'm gonna get it for this. I can feel it coming already.
Well most TS woman think they are facinating, in my case its justified. :wink:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???
I dont need a motor just batteries :wink:

You ARE both, Fun and Sweet!!!

Ohhh, I'm gonna get it for this. I can feel it coming already.
Well most TS woman think they are facinating, in my case its justified. :wink:

Works for me!!! Oh, I left out...HOT!!! :wink:

[Oli]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:

[KiraHarden]

Kira, as well as many others, have "A Nice Motor On The Back Of That Boat"! Or, A.S.S. (Already Super Sexy).

Is that corny, or what???
I dont need a motor just batteries :wink:

You ARE both, Fun and Sweet!!!

Ohhh, I'm gonna get it for this. I can feel it coming already.
Well most TS woman think they are facinating, in my case its justified. :wink:

Works for me!!! Oh, I left out...HOT!!! :wink:
It's HAWT not hot!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:

Thanks, Oli...I am pretty sure Kira will be more than enough and, I won't need to eat room service (whomever she is)!!! LOL

[KiraHarden]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:
PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

[stillies77]

Back-Burger

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:
PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Well, I'm not quite sure what to say about that...you wouldn't be prejudging, would you??

[KiraHarden]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:
PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Well, I'm not quite sure what to say about that...you wouldn't be prejudging, would you??

OH, :cry: So Your Stumped!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Alright you two: CD, buy the plane ticket for Chicago and check in to a nice hotel, bring Viagra and a gross of condoms. Kira, take that short ride down InterState 94, and remember to pack your favorite 'unmentionables', make sure you stretch.

A nice weekend for the both of you. Even if you have to eat room service.

:wink: :wink:
PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Well, I'm not quite sure what to say about that...you wouldn't be prejudging, would you??

OH, :cry: So Your Stumped!

Not physically!!!

[Oli]

PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Sounds like fun, I just keep remembering what an operator from 6 said to me once "You just get us there, we'll do the real work." His language was a little saltier, but he made his point-Stay out of the way of SEALS!

[KiraHarden]

PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Sounds like fun, I just keep remembering what an operator from 6 said to me once "You just get us there, we'll do the real work." His language was a little saltier, but he made his point-Stay out of the way of SEALS!
So you want the front end then, less work.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

PSST! I can handle two guys! :twisted: Im long enough that you still will need someone to pass the butter. :wink:

Sounds like fun, I just keep remembering what an operator from 6 said to me once "You just get us there, we'll do the real work." His language was a little saltier, but he made his point-Stay out of the way of SEALS!
So you want the front end then, less work.

I'm not one to set limits. Be careful what you ask for, Oli!!!

[Quiet Reflections]

CULO

[Oli]

So you want the front end then, less work.

:shock: 8) :D

[chefmike]

This week it's gotta be 'Honda'.

He's no Joe Lunchbox!!

He's a swordfighting superhero!!

In his own mind....

[anonymoussonny]

Lovehole, Asspussy

[chefmike]

I would definitely never want my own ass called a "boy pussy".

You are most definitely a "boy pussy" and you have proven that on this forum many times, boypussy.

[SUPPLY42]

Hillaryhttp://fieldandstream.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/hillary_intern.jpg

[ARMANIXXX]

"Favorite word to use for ass..."


*shrug*

Ass.



However, when in public and I need to use more tact, work for example, I'll say, "tail", "butt", "booty", and occasionally, "donkey". I think I prefer "tail" to any of them though.




Example: "Hey man, have you seen the new girl? *response* Yeah, but did you see the "tail" on her though."

*laughing response ensues*

[London Guy]

In England we have "backside"

[praetor]

"BULLET HOLE"

[MacShreach]

"Ring."



When Elton John and his SO got married a couple of years ago I was listening to the radio coverage. A corr was doing the story from outside his Wankness's gaff and she said,

"Just a few moments ago the happy couple came out to meet the crowd."

To which the local anchor asked,

"And did they let you see their rings?"



Laugh? I nearly shat.

[whitesoviet]

I ear the voice "bunda" i like it

[Ts RedVeX]

Buns ^^

[transfan8591]

Booty....Booty....I love Booty.