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MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Honey I'm Home - Shania Twain
Guys do it all the time - Mindy Mccready
Before he Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Since hes been gone - Kelly Clarkson
Don't Want NO Short dick man - Gillette

To name a few

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 09:52 PM
Honey I'm Home - Shania Twain
Guys do it all the time - Mindy Mccready
Before he Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Since hes been gone - Kelly Clarkson
Don't Want NO Short dick man - Gillette

To name a few Can't Hold Us Down - Christina Aguilera
That Don't Impress Me much - Shania Twain
Piece of me - Janis Joplin
A Toast To Men - Willa Ford
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
R.E.S.P.E.C.T - Aretha Franklin

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 09:54 PM
Don't Want NO Short dick man - Gillette

:lol:

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 09:55 PM
Don't Want NO Short dick man - Gillette

:lol: :D

2754tim
11-14-2007, 09:55 PM
C'mon Kelly,You Really Think We're That Bad? I Can Tell Woman Stories
That'll Make Your Hair Stand On End...But I Don't Generalize

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:00 PM
C'mon Kelly,You Really Think We're That Bad? I Can Tell Woman Stories
That'll Make Your Hair Stand On End...But I Don't Generalize More songs!!

I am woman - Helen Reddy
I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Who do you think you are - Spice Girls
No Scrubs - TLC!!!!
No Man's Woman - Sinead O'connor
Sisters Are Doing it for themselves - Aretha Franklin

P.S. Thats my anwer lol

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:01 PM
"Suck My Dick" - Lil' Kim

Uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh

To all my motherfuckin' gettin' money hoes
Used to sellin' clothes
And all my ghetto bitches in the projects
Coming through like bulldozers
No, we ain't sober
Bum bitches know better than to start shit
Niggas love a hard bitch
One that get up in a nigga's ass quicker than an enema
Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar
Kidnap the senator
Make him call his wife and say he never coming home
Kim got him in a zone beating they dicks
Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their tits
[laughs]
What? I'm loving this shit
Queen Bitch!
What bitch you know can thug it like this?
Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back
With no strings attached
Yeah nigga, picture that!
I treat y'all niggas like y'all treat us
No Doubt! Ay yo, yo
Come here so I can bust in ya mouth

[1 - Lil' Kim (Mr. Bristal)]
(Ay yo, come on here bitch)
Nigga FUCK YOU
(No, FUCK YOU BITCH)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a BITCH?)
Cause y'all niggas ain't shit
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my dick

[Repeat 1]

[Lil' Kim]
No, no, no, no
All I wanna do is get my pussy sucked (Nigga!)
Count a million bucks in the back of an armor truck
While I get you fucked up off the T.O.N.Y.
The BX, the chron-chron
And the list goes on and on
(On and on and on)
Like Erykah Badu
Once he drink the Remi down
Ooh I got this nigga now
He asked me did I love him
I said what came to mind like niggas be doing
Yeah baby, I love you long time
Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya
I might not even fuck ya
Just lay me on this bed and give me some head
Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy
Been doin' this for years, no need to practice
Take lessons from the Queen and you'll know how to mack this
Niggas know he gave me all his cake
I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

[Lil' Kim]
I'mma keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
Cum all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this fuckin' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a nigga frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my clit
I'm jumpin' up and up after I cum
Thinkin' they gon' get some pussy but they gets none

[Repeat 1 fade out] LOVES IT

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 10:01 PM
A woman's purpose....

http://jacketmagazine.com/02/px/girlcook.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2903160/2/istockphoto_2903160_woman_cleaning.jpg

http://www.verticaldance.com/goddskitchen.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:04 PM
A woman's purpose....

http://jacketmagazine.com/02/px/girlcook.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2903160/2/istockphoto_2903160_woman_cleaning.jpg

http://www.verticaldance.com/goddskitchen.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: Mr Personality...You're so UGLY - Gillette :lol:

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:05 PM
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette

I want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive

Chorus:
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap on the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you f- her?

Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive

Chorus

Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna to fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And everytime I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it ... well can you feel it?

Chorus




This song definitely!!!

Willie Escalade
11-14-2007, 10:06 PM
Stronger Than Me, by Amy Winehouse. I'll admit it; I actually like that song! :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0v-VVvKsU

2754tim
11-14-2007, 10:09 PM
Man,I'm Getting Fucking Killed Here,I'll Be Back With Some Good Comebacks.C'mon Guys,Some Help.

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 10:10 PM
Mr Personality...You're so UGLY - Gillette :lol:

:lol:

http://www.our-world.org/homepages/family/images/westprose.jpg

JohnnyVee
11-14-2007, 10:13 PM
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette

...

This song definitely!!!

OK, that's nice...so...I'll have my afternoon tea now.

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:16 PM
Stronger Than Me, by Amy Winehouse. I'll admit it; I actually like that song! :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0v-VVvKsU Ooh I like that!!
Some more

Linger - The Cranberries
Never Ever - All Saints
If you died - Mya
Don't Speak - No Doubt
Someday - Mariah Carey
Little Goodbyes - She Daisy
You don't own me - Leslie Gore
Boots Are made for walking - Jessica Simpson
Caught out there - KELIS
Just be a man about it - Toni Braxton

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:20 PM
Man,I'm Getting Fucking Killed Here,I'll Be Back With Some Good Comebacks.C'mon Guys,Some Help. We win all you talk about is fucking a HO

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:25 PM
In reality, I love men. Sometimes I think this forum brings out the worst in me regarding guys. Maybe it's that so many guys here are so opinionated, yet they're hiding behind their keyboards. Sure, men can be major assholes. But I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with, and how much they respect themselves. There are some great guys out there. Finding one is part of what makes life interesting. Like anyone else, I hate having my kindness and honesty mistaken for weakness and stupidity. So when I'm pissed at a guy, he is not going to have an easy time with me. co-sign

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 10:29 PM
In reality, I love men. Sometimes I think this forum brings out the worst in me regarding guys. Maybe it's that so many guys here are so opinionated, yet they're hiding behind their keyboards. Sure, men can be major assholes. But I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with, and how much they respect themselves. There are some great guys out there. Finding one is part of what makes life interesting. Like anyone else, I hate having my kindness and honesty mistaken for weakness and stupidity. So when I'm pissed at a guy, he is not going to have an easy time with me. co-sign

anti-co-sign

In all seriousness, men have to put up with a lot more than women. Women are always moaning about something, whether it be their hair, make-up, sore stomach, broken nail.. whatever. We're the one's that have all the pressure in the relationship and you's still bitch at us. But it's all worth it :P

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:35 PM
In reality, I love men. Sometimes I think this forum brings out the worst in me regarding guys. Maybe it's that so many guys here are so opinionated, yet they're hiding behind their keyboards. Sure, men can be major assholes. But I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with, and how much they respect themselves. There are some great guys out there. Finding one is part of what makes life interesting. Like anyone else, I hate having my kindness and honesty mistaken for weakness and stupidity. So when I'm pissed at a guy, he is not going to have an easy time with me. co-sign

anti-co-sign

In all seriousness, men have to put up with a lot more than women. They're always moaning about something, whether it be their hair, make-up, time of the month whatever. We're the one's that have all the pressure in the relationship and you's still bitch at us. But it's all worth it :P Omg thats so bull men are the biggest cry babies in the world

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 10:38 PM
Omg thats so bull men are the biggest cry babies in the world

I've known girls to cry when they broke a nail! Stop hating on us men when we're the ones that hold things together!

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:42 PM
Omg thats so bull men are the biggest cry babies in the world

I've known girls to cry when they broke a nail! Stop hating on us men when we're the ones that hold things together! lol please you guys are so one-sided. It's okay for you to do something, but if we do it, it's so wrong and we are sluts. Or if you stay out all night and go out with your friends we are supposed to understand, but when we do it, we get whining and complaints.

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 10:48 PM
Omg thats so bull men are the biggest cry babies in the world

I've known girls to cry when they broke a nail! Stop hating on us men when we're the ones that hold things together! lol please you guys are so one-sided. It's okay for you to do something, but if we do it, it's so wrong and we are sluts. Or if you stay out all night and go out with your friends we are supposed to understand, but when we do it, we get whining and complaints.

I agree with you that most men are over proctective about their partners, but that's only because we know women can be insincere. When men go out it's usually to get pissed and have a laugh, but with women it's usually to cheat or have an affair lol. Men are just misunderstood :P

MrsKellyPierce
11-14-2007, 10:52 PM
Omg thats so bull men are the biggest cry babies in the world

I've known girls to cry when they broke a nail! Stop hating on us men when we're the ones that hold things together! lol please you guys are so one-sided. It's okay for you to do something, but if we do it, it's so wrong and we are sluts. Or if you stay out all night and go out with your friends we are supposed to understand, but when we do it, we get whining and complaints.

I agree with you that most men are over proctective about their partners, but that's only because we know women can be insincere. When men go out it's usually to get pissed and have a laugh, but with women it's usually to cheat or have an affair lol. Men are just misunderstood :Phaha omg whatever men are always cheating.

Jericho
11-14-2007, 11:07 PM
:love1 .... :jerkoff .... :shrug .... :grouphug

:lol:

Leverage87
11-14-2007, 11:17 PM
I'm not going to pretend that I know how women think, or what their problems are, but I definately think that they go through a lot more then guys. I'd say that just about any women in the world is way more stressed then I am, but then again, I'm also pretty laid back.

mbf
11-14-2007, 11:45 PM
co-signers ARE pussies

Night Rider
11-14-2007, 11:50 PM
co-signers ARE pussies

co-sign lol

puddinfoot
11-15-2007, 08:37 AM
Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie (1979)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJsRl3C0JzA
actually a pretty cool song, without jizzing up an estrogen storm. bowie was the shit back in the day.


Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a boy

Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you're a boy

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you're a boy

They'll never clone ya
You're always first on the line
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can buy a home of your own
When you're a boy
Learn to drive and everything
You'll get your share
When you're a boy

MrsKellyPierce
11-15-2007, 09:00 AM
I always felt the song was challenging the guy. Telling him to keep doing what he is doing it don't matter. And it was saying I'm moving on, but thats just what I took from that song.

tall, dark & Handsome
11-15-2007, 09:20 AM
Stupid Girl by the rolling Stones
Stupid Gril By Garbage
Stupid Girl By Pink

I am not going to mention stupid girl by cold. They are misogynistic pigs

Oli
11-15-2007, 09:57 AM
A different point of view

Every you every me
Sucker love is heaven sent
You pucker up, our passion's spent
My heart's a tart, your body's rent
My body's broken your's is bent
Carve your name into my arm
Instead of stressed I lie here charmed
'Cos there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you

Sucker love a box I choose
No other box I choose to use
Another love I would abuse
No circumstances could excuse
In the shape of things to come
Too much poison come undone
'Cos there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me-he

Sucker love is known to swing
Prone to cling and waste these things
Pucker up for heaven's sake
There's never been so much at stake
I serve my head up on a plate
It's only comfort, calling late
'Cos there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he

Like the naked leads the blind
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind
Sucker love I always find
Someone to bruise and leave behind
All alone in space and time
There's nothing here but what here's mine
Something borrowed something blue
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZ2X3bSxiF0

Night Rider
11-15-2007, 03:53 PM
In reality, I love men. Sometimes I think this forum brings out the worst in me regarding guys. Maybe it's that so many guys here are so opinionated, yet they're hiding behind their keyboards. Sure, men can be major assholes. But I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with, and how much they respect themselves. There are some great guys out there. Finding one is part of what makes life interesting. Like anyone else, I hate having my kindness and honesty mistaken for weakness and stupidity. So when I'm pissed at a guy, he is not going to have an easy time with me. co-sign

anti-co-sign

In all seriousness, men have to put up with a lot more than women. Women are always moaning about something, whether it be their hair, make-up, sore stomach, broken nail.. whatever. We're the one's that have all the pressure in the relationship and you's still bitch at us. But it's all worth it :PYou're not really responding to what I said. You're just complaining about women. I mean, you're entitled to your feelings. But what do they have to do with my post?

"Sure, men can be major assholes. But I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with........when I'm pissed at a guy, he is not going to have an easy time with me....."

I was responding to this part of the message. It seems like you think that men have an easy life in a relationship, and all we need is sex every now and then. To be honest the sex doesn't outway the emotions of a woman.

Night Rider
11-16-2007, 05:27 AM
"I think alot of it comes down to what girls are willing to put up with"

how do you explain this?

Quiet Reflections
11-16-2007, 05:29 AM
"Hit em up style" by Blu Cantrell

autobot
11-19-2007, 07:47 AM
Face it girls, without men there would be no such things as love songs. Men are the creators of romance and passion without us there would be no "diamonds and pearls". Women thrive on "hate" as seen in the majority of their lyrics and by the way they conduct their lives. They've ridden on the coat tails of men, lift a few weights and now think they're something special ??!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Quite frankly, I think today's women is ill equipped to handle a man and his needs. Women are very selfish, deceitful, ugly, boring, dumb, egotistical, dirty, and their vaginas stink. Oh, and did I mention they're "dumb". Personally I "hate" females gg's or what ever you want to call "IT". I don't walk around with a "I'll work for pussy" sign around my neck. Women cry about everything too such as, "I want to be taken seriously for my mind" Then, they go out and get breast implants (that "men" created) that look like the'll keep a ship afloat wear a low cut top and complain that "guys are always looking at my breast!!!???????" Did I mention they're dumb? and they always somehow think that they should be afforded "everything" without doing nothing. I don't see any of the so-called women giving back alimony checks that they're getting from "MEN". When was the last time a woman created something that benefitted men? NEVER!!! If you take a look at this world men created just about everything in it; and if not for men creating societies and industry women would be somewhere stuck milking cows and shoveling shit. As a matter of fact there would be alot of ladies on here who would not have the money to pay for all of the surgeries etc. if not for men, because I bet there's a whole lot more men watching t-girl videos etc. than GG's. Hell, men created plastic surgery!!!!!!! If women hate men so much then leave us the hell alone!!!! We don't need you! and stop using our stuff "we" created! and if I'm ever on a ship that's going down and people start saying "Women and children first", somebody's gonna get hurt! Oh, and thank men for that also! So ladies the next time you get in your car, sing a song, use the refrigerator or walk in a house, take aspirin. Remember this, If it were not for dumb guy things, there would be no planes. trains, automobiles and definetely not the internet and this world would come to a screeching halt! Women write bad songs about men because they're emotionally sick, unstable, and so jealous of men they can't help themselves. Oh, and there was a song about women called "No Pigeons" I think by E-40. Women, you really don't want us guys to band together and start fighting back, "guaranteed it will be bloody and ugly and we will win". To the guys on this board there is no monopoly on pussy or dick. You can get laid anywhere. You don't have to take garbage from gg's or t-girls. Hell, the best sex I've ever had was with my own freakin hand!!

This one goes out to all the "male" haters. "GUYS" will always rule (Whenever we want to; we just allow women to borrow a few things on our planet). It's time we guys start taking things back.