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andyuk
11-13-2007, 02:51 AM
or a little bit about yourself.
if you feel comfortable doing it.
i will start.
I'm 33,my dad was a RAF pilot and my mum a shoopkeeper,my dad died when i was 6,and i left school at 14 due to severe bullying,why i was i bullied?well i was really quiet at school,wore glasses etc etc,so was a easy target.i have 1 sister and 5 brothers,not really close to them,as i find them pretty selfish,except for 1 who lives with me,who i care for,i also care for my mum who is recovering from breast cancer.
i have been married for 5 years,but not lived with my wife for 3 years,i have a 2 year old son also,who is just a gift from god.i dont have many friends,as i think most people are just accuntices ,and i think you find that out as you get older.
my goals for the future?
i would love to fall in love again,but whether i could take the risk again i dont know.
i also want to start a new carear in something,but sometimes i feel i have left it too late,lol.
well thats me,maybe you know a little bit more about me now,lol.
whos next >? :)

TheOne1
11-13-2007, 04:59 AM
My name is Apollo, im twenty-four.. I live in puerto rico for most of the winter, nny/nyc in warm weather.. that wraps it up

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 05:04 AM
I've always hated garlic bread!

andyuk
11-13-2007, 05:23 AM
lol.
o well,i guess this discussion is not going to work :? .
i just thought i t would of been nice to know a bit more about the people on here.

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 05:26 AM
i really really like garlic bread

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 05:28 AM
Then again I've always loved Pizza, isn't that weird :?:

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 05:29 AM
i really really like garlic bread


Ewwww, you disgust me :lol:

downblow
11-13-2007, 05:39 AM
here's a link to some Canadian history.............enjoy:)

http://www.canadahistory.com/Index.htm

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 05:42 AM
mmmmmmm roasted garlic spread over the bread w/a slathering of fresh cream butter and a lil cracked black peper yumm

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 05:45 AM
mmmmmmm roasted garlic spread over the break w/a slathering of fresh cream butter and a lil cracked black peper yumm

Thanks, I think I'm going to be sick now masterchefts :lol:

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 05:48 AM
i guess u dont like a roasted garlic white pizza then either?

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 05:54 AM
i guess u dont like a roasted garlic white pizza then either?

:?

What the fuck is that? Ham and Pineapple is as exotic as I go. Maybe some potato wedges as a side order, if I'm feeling extra adventerous that is :wink:

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 06:31 AM
a white pizza is no red sauce
just the toppings and motzerella

we do one on a stone in the grill w/roasted garlic andartichokes

manbearpig
11-13-2007, 06:42 AM
I was born with an enlarged clitoris. More stuff happened after that. Oh, and I never learned to enjoy eating rye bread, unless it was seedless.


mmm ham and cheese sammiches on jewish rye <3

MrsKellyPierce
11-13-2007, 06:43 AM
I am 25

manbearpig
11-13-2007, 06:47 AM
I'm 23. Student by day, game addict by night. I'm OCD about games, books and cartoons. I play multiple musical instruments and speak several languages. Mostly vulgar things, but hey, it counts. I also draw.



And Fight Club is the greatest movie of all time.

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 06:53 AM
a white pizza is no red sauce
just the toppings and motzerella

we do one on a stone in the grill w/roasted garlic andartichokes

:shock:

You have lost me now masterchefts, maybe I have no culture but artichokes on Pizza WTF? And no tomato sauce, are you out of your over ambitiously cullinry skilled mind? :)

Falrune
11-13-2007, 06:56 AM
When I was 17, it was a pretty good year...no... it was a very good year. I remember the small town girls and soft summer nights. We'd hide from the lights in a small park we called the "village green." ... when I was 17.

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 07:16 AM
When I was 17, it was a pretty good year...no... it was a very good year. I remember the small town girls and soft summer nights. We'd hide from the lights in a small park we called the "village green." ... when I was 17.


Isn't that a song?

El Nino
11-13-2007, 07:24 AM
I am 30... come from a broken home, live with my "gf" whom I have not fucked in almost a year!!! I am very attracted to Tgirls, yet have not had the chance to be with one YET! I have a degree in Biology, but work as a carpenter and play guitar in a kick ass band.... um I like taking walks in the woods and having deep, philosophical discussions with willing individuals... Thats all for now

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 07:48 AM
lust i just noticed your from england thst explains the lack of adventure in food

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 07:59 AM
lust i just noticed your from england thst explains the lack of adventure in food

Yep, who the fuck needs garlic bread when you have good old roast beef and yorkshire pudding, mmmm :)

ottorocket
11-13-2007, 08:49 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 08:52 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Well I once met Ronnie Barker :lol:

OEMEnemyNum1
11-13-2007, 08:54 AM
I've had many jobs from Washing UPS Trucks, Wildland Fire Fighting, Grader/Dozer operator, Forest Service Blasting Technician, GPS Design Engineer, and Finally Professional Automotive Hacker. Good Times for all

SexyMagdi
11-13-2007, 09:45 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Oh come on thats from Austin Powers.

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 09:57 AM
I'm 19, understand enough in a couple different languages to say 'suck my balls asshole' (This formerly included in Latin aswell, but recently I forgot) I like to read, and play games, play with my stupid dog, and call my brother an asshole in spanish as he doesn't know any spanish.

SexyMagdi
11-13-2007, 09:58 AM
Well ok. Hi my name is Magda but my real name is John. Magda is my female name. Im a 20 year old crossdresser with the desire to become a TS in the future. I got to college right now. Gonna study something with computers not sure what field. Also maybe be a teacher cause face it who wouldnt want a hot TS as a teacher. hehehe. Im Puerto Rican, I love food, Im more of a stay in type person but I like to go out to places like the movies or mall. Ive never been in a full relationship I guess because thanks to my parents everyone in the world knows Im a crossdresser. They just had to tell everyone. *sign* oh well. Im proud of my choice. Im into sex and anything sexual aslong as I like it. Um I guess thats it. hehehe

ottorocket
11-13-2007, 10:04 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Oh come on thats from Austin Powers.


So is it your bag baby?

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 10:06 AM
Now mine for serious... I am 19, have 1 brother, no sisters, my brother is 8 years older then me, we used to fight, but we get along great now. Right now I'm looking for a new job, as I'm tired of working for my dad (Especially since houses aren't selling in Michigan, so no one is getting any tile work done)

I love listening to music, almost 24/7 I'm cranking the tunes. I enjoy reading and video games (yes I am a bit of a nerd, whatever) although I have been rather lazy lately, but I also enjoy weight lifting, its fun seeing your limits and then going beyond them.

I generally try to be friendly, and I'm usually a pretty honest guy.

Although it is true I enjoy calling my brother an asshole, and he enjoys calling my a fucker.

SexyMagdi
11-13-2007, 10:14 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Oh come on thats from Austin Powers.


So is it your bag baby?

Lol maybe.

wombat33
11-13-2007, 03:36 PM
Well ok. Hi my name is Magda but my real name is John. Magda is my female name. Im a 20 year old crossdresser with the desire to become a TS in the future. I got to college right now. Gonna study something with computers not sure what field. Also maybe be a teacher cause face it who wouldnt want a hot TS as a teacher. hehehe. Im Puerto Rican, I love food, Im more of a stay in type person but I like to go out to places like the movies or mall. Ive never been in a full relationship I guess because thanks to my parents everyone in the world knows Im a crossdresser. They just had to tell everyone. *sign* oh well. Im proud of my choice. Im into sex and anything sexual aslong as I like it. Um I guess thats it. hehehe


Well, you are already very very pretty as a crossdresser Magda. I am sure the next steps to becoming a TS will only make all the more beautiful.

As for your parents, that was not so nice of them. But people do wierd things when they can't handle things. I am proud of you for being proud about yourself despite the fast that your parents made is so public. That is brave of you.

Not sure where you live but if you ever were in new york and wanted to be photographed ad a woman to help your ts goals along, just let me know. I would do it for you. My gift for your parents "outing" you.

ANd p.s.

I would have KILLED for a teacher like you in school.

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 03:44 PM
lust i just noticed your from england thst explains the lack of adventure in food

why are u quick to comment on where others live, when ur the one that lives in a desert

..u have to ride a camel to work and ur bitching about brits :lol:

..grow the fuck up

BrendaQG
11-13-2007, 04:49 PM
I am 27. I have lived in Chicagoland all my life except for a 6 month stint in LA back in 96. I have always loved computers and have been using one since I was four. My life long dream has been to be a educator/ research scientist. Perhaps even an astronaut like Mae Jemison. I started hormones when I was 13 and took them until I was 21. At 21 I moved out to a university that turned out to be GLB friendly but not T friendly...if not T hostile. So I went back to lving as a man for four and one half years. I have been living as a woman ever since.

GIA LOVES RON
11-13-2007, 05:14 PM
Here's a little about my history. Im 21 catholic filipina girl born and raised in the Philippines. I have 4 full blooded handsome brothers and one half brother and YES i'm the only girl in the family :wink: . Everone knows this about me when they meet me in person that I am the most neat and cleanliness freak of all time. I take a shower for 2 hours and my bf and family thinks that i'm crazy about being so clean. I'm a night owl. I've always been active with the arts department in High School. I was the choreographer of our batch for cheering dance group in my school. I have won 3rd place for painting when I was in elementary(I painted Little Mermaid). I knew when I started having a mind of my own that there was something different with me. I dressed up as a girl at a very young age like elementary till high school but occassionally then when I was in college I got to do it more and more. Went to a private school in my homeland. I didn't get to finish College, only the first year and I took Majors in Mass Communication. But my family decided to send me here in the US so i've been here for almost 4 years. When I came here, I was dressing as a woman everyday. threw all out my "boy" clothes and bought a lot of new beautiful sexy clothes. I decided to go to school for caregiving and finished a six months course. I've been a caregiver for old people ever since. While I still have my ambitions and drive to be the best I can be. I'm just saving money for the moment to get my surgeries done. I have a reputation in the history of my family that I am the MOST annoying person they could ever meet. I always annoy them until they give up. :twisted: One thing in the past that I wouldn't probably do for the rest of my life is escorting in Las Vegas. I was escorting for almost a year and a half before I met my bf but now I'm living happily and hopefully forever. I know, i'm too young to settle down but I am very mature for my age. If you meet me in person, you would think I am 38 from the way I interact with people. But I guess maturity is a very good thing. For my future, I am planning on getting a degree for nursing and hopefully singing on the side as my passion but I still wanna have a stable job like nursing. Good income. Future is something that I see happening in a very good way. Thanks and hopefully you've learned a thing or two about my history and past. :)

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 05:24 PM
Wow, You are correct in your assesment Gia, you have experienced quite a lot of stuff to be cramped into just 21 years. I'm only 2 years younger then you, and I have probably like 1/8 the life experiences you do.

My major life experiences include going to jail for a night when I was 17, and one of my friends died less then a year after high school in a car accident, and that concludes the major events of my life.

GIA LOVES RON
11-13-2007, 05:31 PM
Wow, You are correct in your assesment Gia, you have experienced quite a lot of stuff to be cramped into just 21 years. I'm only 2 years younger then you, and I have probably like 1/8 the life experiences you do.

My major life experiences include going to jail for a night when I was 17, and one of my friends died less then a year after high school in a car accident, and that concludes the major events of my life.

I did had a lot of bad and good experiences for a 21 year old. I've had really bad and unforgettable. But you know how the saying goes "what doesn't kill you makes you more stronger" is very true in my case.I came from a broken family but I have a very loving and supportive mother. I don't know how it feels to go to jail but the only thing breaking of the law that I did is I got a ticket for JWALKING get that JWALKING in Las Vegas....how crazy can police be just to make money out of an innocent civilian like me. Hahahha! yeah right! Well I hope you learned from your mistake and we both still have lots of things to come our way, good or bad. We are still very young and has a lot of room for improvement like anybody does. Growing is a very beautiful thing. Just not my physical parts though just the mind and soul. *SIGH*!!!

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 05:38 PM
That is pretty Ridiculous that you got a jwalking ticket in freakin vegas. Last time I was in detroit, there was people just roaming in the middle of the road at all times of day, its impossible to drive! Right in front of the 9 billion cops that are gathered all over by Comerica Park (which I believe is probably the reason why the D is the murder capital, all the cops are in one part of town)

But yeah, jail, worst experience of my life. Nothing bad happened to me, but it was a horrifying experience none the less. I was in the drunk tank (stone sober, which made it worse) with a bunch of drunk fucks, and a homeless guy who was going on trial the next day for murder. Also, ironically, at 3 am, one of the drunks woke up, and it turns out it was a guy from down the block from me, who helped start me out with shoplifting when I was 10. Definately going to do my hardest to never go back to jail again. My family seems to have an addiction to prison, everyone except for the people that married into my dads family have gone to jail at least once, in fact I have one uncle who is going in today for break of probation on a DUI (the break of probation is he went to a treatment center) and another comes out on my birthday.

Yeah, sorry about the wall of text, but thats my jail+family rant.

GIA LOVES RON
11-13-2007, 05:42 PM
That is pretty Ridiculous that you got a jwalking ticket in freakin vegas. Last time I was in detroit, there was people just roaming in the middle of the road at all times of day, its impossible to drive! Right in front of the 9 billion cops that are gathered all over by Comerica Park (which I believe is probably the reason why the D is the murder capital, all the cops are in one part of town)

But yeah, jail, worst experience of my life. Nothing bad happened to me, but it was a horrifying experience none the less. I was in the drunk tank (stone sober, which made it worse) with a bunch of drunk fucks, and a homeless guy who was going on trial the next day for murder. Also, ironically, at 3 am, one of the drunks woke up, and it turns out it was a guy from down the block from me, who helped start me out with shoplifting when I was 10. Definately going to do my hardest to never go back to jail again. My family seems to have an addiction to prison, everyone except for the people that married into my dads family have gone to jail at least once, in fact I have one uncle who is going in today for break of probation on a DUI (the break of probation is he went to a treatment center) and another comes out on my birthday.

Yeah, sorry about the wall of text, but thats my jail+family rant.

That is out of this world that most of your family has been to jail one time or another. But i'm sure everybody has their bad past. Thankfully you didn't get hurt by any guys in that jail at that time. geeez. that could have been more scarier. Well goodluck in your future endeavours. :D

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 05:46 PM
thanks, i need all the luck i can get, it doesn't look good for me with my family trend, the uncle thats getting out, hes been in jail for a combined total of over half his life

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 06:17 PM
why are u quick to comment on where others live, when ur the one that lives in a desert

..u have to ride a camel to work and ur bitching about brits Laughing

..grow the fuck up

ahhh poor misguided fool always needing to chime in WAS I TALKING TO YOU nope and lust and i wernt fighting we were jokeing over food but you are to over sensitive to notice

anyhow there is no desert in phoenix arizona it is just one strip mall after another sprinkled w/golf resorts .... and i dont work i retired in 1998 at 34 i get to spend my days buy the pool or shoping or here makeing fun of you niterider

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 06:19 PM
marissaazts, slightly offtopic, but I've heard in arizona theres like an average of 22 golf courses per county or some shit like that... so I'm guessing you play golf occasionally?

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 06:27 PM
i dont actually know how many there are but they are everywhere ... no i dont play golf im more of a shooting range type of girl

i just looked up maracopa county where i live and in that county alone there are 189 golfcourses and the scottsdale country club(where my dad belonged when he was alive) has 5 themselves

so id guess its even more then22 percounty since we have 15 counties in the state

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 06:33 PM
OOhhh, shooting range, sounds like my kinda girl! Nothin more fun then throwing up some clay pidgeons and burning through a few boxes of 12 guage shells.

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 06:43 PM
shooting clays is fun but i actually shot in a sport called ipsc www.uspsa.org it was kindalike being on the progolf tour w/pistols and not paid quite as well lol

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 06:45 PM
Ahh ok, yeah kind of like the obstacle course for shooting. I wish we had one of those by me (we might but its probably not very well known) that looks like spectacular amounts of fun.

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 06:52 PM
its a total rush
if you click on the link it will give you a spot to see if there are any clubs in your area

az was/is the hotbed of ipsc in the US

i would so love to compete again even for fun/amature side but i feel very uncomfortable at the matches now, so many people still can remember the old me and i just cant relax, i checked w/the headquarters office and as long as my id is F and it is ican compete ..but i just dont feel safe

tall, dark &amp; Handsome
11-13-2007, 07:00 PM
I used to be a bit of a devil, but now I am working on being an angel.
I'll let you know how it goes......

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 07:03 PM
marissa, I'm actually sure that I wouldn't be able to find a place where I'd be safer then a club for people who practice practical shooting... especially since you know everyone is armed, and if someone were to go crazy, there would be like a cache of weapons equal to the size of lithoania's army pointed at them

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 07:29 PM
i ment i dident feel safe because im T and they arent the most openminded people ...glbt people arnt the most welcome folks in the gun comm.

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 07:39 PM
why are u quick to comment on where others live, when ur the one that lives in a desert

..u have to ride a camel to work and ur bitching about brits Laughing

..grow the fuck up

ahhh poor misguided fool always needing to chime in WAS I TALKING TO YOU nope and lust and i wernt fighting we were jokeing over food but you are to over sensitive to notice

anyhow there is no desert in phoenix arizona it is just one strip mall after another sprinkled w/golf resorts .... and i dont work i retired in 1998 at 34 i get to spend my days buy the pool or shoping or here makeing fun of you niterider

hmmm pot/kettle/black :idea:

Now u know what it's like for someone to jump into ur business. So that's what this is all about then, ur midlife crises. Or did u misspell retired for retard because we all know ur not exactly a human dictionary.

Now take this as a lesson and stay the fuck outta my business.

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 07:43 PM
Nightrider don't take it that way dude, I'm sure she was just joking, can't we just all be nice on this one and enjoy the spectacle that the Vicki/Danielle 'who can take the biggest dick' thread is turning out to be?

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 07:47 PM
Nightrider don't take it that way dude, I'm sure she was just joking, can't we just all be nice on this one and enjoy the spectacle that the Vicki/Danielle 'who can take the biggest dick' thread is turning out to be?

haha joking, she can't even spell joking (jokeing) :roll:

Sorry for going off topic but she is a bitch and she does it to me all the time.

Trust me man, she's not joking.

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Being new, I'll just have to remain nuetral, I don't know enough about ANYBODY to take sides in anything aside from opinion polls lol.

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 07:51 PM
You'll soon be able to separate the shower of shite from everyone else ;)

SexyMagdi
11-13-2007, 08:36 PM
Well ok. Hi my name is Magda but my real name is John. Magda is my female name. Im a 20 year old crossdresser with the desire to become a TS in the future. I got to college right now. Gonna study something with computers not sure what field. Also maybe be a teacher cause face it who wouldnt want a hot TS as a teacher. hehehe. Im Puerto Rican, I love food, Im more of a stay in type person but I like to go out to places like the movies or mall. Ive never been in a full relationship I guess because thanks to my parents everyone in the world knows Im a crossdresser. They just had to tell everyone. *sign* oh well. Im proud of my choice. Im into sex and anything sexual aslong as I like it. Um I guess thats it. hehehe


Well, you are already very very pretty as a crossdresser Magda. I am sure the next steps to becoming a TS will only make all the more beautiful.

As for your parents, that was not so nice of them. But people do wierd things when they can't handle things. I am proud of you for being proud about yourself despite the fast that your parents made is so public. That is brave of you.

Not sure where you live but if you ever were in new york and wanted to be photographed ad a woman to help your ts goals along, just let me know. I would do it for you. My gift for your parents "outing" you.

ANd p.s.

I would have KILLED for a teacher like you in school.

Oh well thank you honey. I would like that. If Im ever in New York. Ill make sure to give you a call first. hehehe

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 08:55 PM
niterider is just mad cause he cant go snort his coke

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 08:58 PM
niterider is just mad cause he cant go snort his coke

I seriously thought u were a teenager!

What a whinney bitch u are for someone in their 40s.

This is Leverage's thread so if u've got a problem post ur pathetic response in one of my many threads. 8)

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 09:01 PM
Well, this one isn't mine, but ill take the credit for it anyways lol. I could see how you could get confused, I had no sleep last night and 4 pots of coffee already in the span of 5 hours, so I'm making threads like a chimp on PCP

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 09:02 PM
lol my bad

Leverage87
11-13-2007, 09:05 PM
Completely understandable (At least from my pov)

anyways be back in like 5 mins, I need to pee from too much coffee, then drink more coffee and smoke a couple of cigarettes, my caffeine high is wearing off!!!!!!

tsntx
11-13-2007, 09:13 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 09:25 PM
wow u and otto are related

and niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

manbearpig
11-13-2007, 09:28 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

lol

Night Rider
11-13-2007, 09:28 PM
niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

u mean whenever ur brain is capable of throwing up a couple of thoughts

...as said earlier, fuck off and stay outta my business

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 09:39 PM
/yawn

tsntx
11-13-2007, 10:07 PM
wow u and otto are related

and niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

well after the first two pages where nothing but BS and drama i got tired of looking to see if it was already posted... but please by all means keep going w/ your never ending feud that has nothing to do w/ the topic :roll:

marissaazts
11-13-2007, 10:59 PM
ok thx mom

LBCDO
11-14-2007, 05:35 AM
Shit, Ill add to it.

I was born to a dominican mother and black father in San Jose, CA and moved to Chicago when I was 5. My parents werent really into letting me go out so they bought a computer out of someones trunk and I got big into computers then.

I was on oprah 3 times in my life, all for different things. I moved here when I was 15, then moved back to Chicago for a year. Now Im in the ATL metro area, and I like it because its a lot safer and laid back.

I prolly got into TSs like when I was 16, because I was always looking at porn. It got started from my best friend growing up. His father owned the Hotel Toledo and we would sneak the porno's. We both were internet porn freaks. So that kinda built my porn addiction up, LOL.

Well, I used to get into a lot of trouble at home and at school, and I got kicked out of the house when I was 17 when I got caught with a machine from the Ohio DMV. At 17 I had my own house and was running an ID shop, and met tons of TSs because they all needed IDs for stunting. So I got cool with a ton of them, but never hooked up because I didnt want to cheat on my GF at the time. So when me and her broke up, 3 days later I hooked up with a TS I met online on ICUII. I felt like the weight was lifted off my shoulders.

Ive been semi-single since. Havent found anything that really last. Ive traveled from Texas all the way to NY. Ive been to a couple countries too. Ive had some really crazy experiences too. Now, I just work for myself, sit on the computer and post whenever i see a topic that grabs my attention.

jefferson1776
11-14-2007, 10:18 AM
Thanks for sharing your life stories, alot of them are very interesting. Especially Gias and Magdas....

As for me, I grew up moving between New York City and Miami, FL. I am of Cuban descent, I was actually born in Havana, Cuba in 1986, but I moved to Miami as an infant. my family was heavily involved in the cocaine business in the 80's while I was growing up. As a result I never did any drugs, when i saw growing up how hardcore drugs destroy lives. I tried to shy away from this stuff (but i still smoke some marijuana). Since 8th grade I had wanted to be a famous social scientist or politician, and I recently graduated from FIU with a double major in political science and history. I hope to write several books on social science.

I am a huge Miami Vice fan and I love anything that has to do with Miami in the 80's...lol.

As almost all men are in the internet age, we are all addicted to some form of pornography. I was never into T's until less than a year ago, when the concept of transsexuals just blew my mind, (I saw some pics in the internet) I find their life stories very interesting.

My favorite song of all time is Broken Wings by Mr. Mister...