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MrsKellyPierce
11-12-2007, 11:47 PM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

alphanumeric
11-12-2007, 11:48 PM
Cuz I'm the Man?

slinky
11-12-2007, 11:50 PM
Because I have professional references.

MrsKellyPierce
11-12-2007, 11:52 PM
lol is that all no descriptions

BeardedOne
11-12-2007, 11:53 PM
I don't eat crackers there.

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 11:55 PM
Key Points

- plenty of oral
- heavey petting
- sensual kissing
- variation
- talk dirty

TheShyGuy
11-12-2007, 11:59 PM
When a girl really shakes! Like REALLY REALLY shakes, more than she would if she were just faking it and screaming. oh man, that's when you KNOW you did it for her! It's what I always shoot for.
And I love the little things like kissing her really deep and getting inside her very deep while looking into each others eyes, and at that moment, i just feel like..."I will marry this woman, thats how much I love her" and you can read her mind and she feels the same way. That's good bedding... in my opinion.
Of course afterwards its back to normal and I dont want to get married.

MrsKellyPierce
11-13-2007, 12:03 AM
When a girl really shakes! Like REALLY REALLY shakes, more than she would if she were just faking it and screaming. oh man, that's when you KNOW you did it for her! It's what I always shoot for.
And I love the little things like kissing her really deep and getting inside her very deep while looking into each others eyes, and at that moment, i just feel like..."I will marry this woman, thats how much I love her" and you can read her mind and she feels the same way. That's good bedding... in my opinion.
Of course afterwards its back to normal and I dont want to get married. I never fake it lol

LBCDO
11-13-2007, 12:08 AM
With GGs I knew I was good when a female would cum 3 times before I got my nut off. For them, I grind the sides, and flex while Im doing me so a female can just feel solid muscle while shes grabbing my back, arms, whatever. My ex taught me about doing that shit.

With TSs, i just beat it up with swagger. Most girls like that 5 and 1. 5 Short thrust and then 1 DEEP one, and then you start switching it up.

With both Im also alert. If something feels good, then I make sure thats what I start doing more. If a female is in the "FUCK ME HARD" mode, then I smack ass, pull hair, all that porn star shit. Ill bite a female in her ass if its starts to really jump off! I havent got complaints

MrsKellyPierce
11-13-2007, 12:11 AM
I was hoping you'd respond LBCDO

TheShyGuy
11-13-2007, 12:15 AM
With GGs I knew I was good when a female would cum 3 times before I got my nut off. For them, I grind the sides, and flex while Im doing me so a female can just feel solid muscle while shes grabbing my back, arms, whatever. My ex taught me about doing that shit.

With TSs, i just beat it up with swagger. Most girls like that 5 and 1. 5 Short thrust and then 1 DEEP one, and then you start switching it up.

With both Im also alert. If something feels good, then I make sure thats what I start doing more. If a female is in the "FUCK ME HARD" mode, then I smack ass, pull hair, all that porn star shit. Ill bite a female in her ass if its starts to really jump off! I havent got complaints

holy shit man, thats so different. Ill probably have to learn a whole new plan when it comes to tgirls. I hadn't even thought about it!

MrsKellyPierce
11-13-2007, 12:17 AM
I don't fake it if a guy is boring me I tell him. I usually say get off me.

lust4ts
11-13-2007, 12:19 AM
I think I have forgotton, it's been a little while :x

I have been told allot that my cock is the perfect size though :wink:

BeardedOne
11-13-2007, 12:20 AM
Oh, now if we are talking with T-gurls, then I have only one word:

Electro-LUXXX! *Slurp!* :wink:

62des
11-13-2007, 01:31 AM
Because I'm always on my best behavior. :D

elo
11-13-2007, 01:48 AM
I SWALLOW! Yours and mine. :oops:

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-13-2007, 01:53 AM
I don't think I am I know I am
anytime you can get a chick to call you in the wee hours of the morning practically begging you for the dick you KNOW you're the truth in bed, you can stay humble about it but deep down you KNOW you've got that good stuff

hondarobot
11-13-2007, 01:59 AM
I remain humble. I know Kung Fuc Fu.

:wink:

twytchbsa
11-13-2007, 02:14 AM
Because I always tell myself "I'm the best" before I wash my hand

mbf
11-13-2007, 02:16 AM
because I simply dont suck

blckhaze
11-13-2007, 02:18 AM
because i pay attention. when a girl rubs a spot when I'm her. i kiss/lick/touch the same spots. Girls will subconsciously tell you her spots. Hit them with confidence dont nut till she does, and like JWBL said, they cal you in the wee hours.

andyuk
11-13-2007, 02:27 AM
this is a hard question to answear,lol.
i can only go on girls with a vagina that i have had relationships with.
im open minded,and not selfish,
with a ts?not got a clue,as i have never dated one of you girls.
but i have not got a clue if im good or not,you would have to ask my exs,lol

Quinn
11-13-2007, 02:28 AM
Rather than reveal trade secrets, let me instead explain how I exemplify the belief that I am that good. It goes like this:

The select women with whom I chose to share myself are allowed to see or sleep with other people. Why? Because I know that any experience they have with someone else will only serve to remind them as to why they want to be with me. I know no one else will make them feel as alive as I do; moreover, I know no one else will make them feel as much like a woman as I do. And here’s the thing. If some guy does, one day, manage to step up and hit it better than I do, he deserves to supplant me because that will have meant that I wasn’t on point.

A lot of guys talk a good game, but few can back it up by actually living it.

-Quinn

LBCDO
11-13-2007, 03:51 AM
I was hoping you'd respond LBCDO

LOL, why is that?

MrsKellyPierce
11-13-2007, 03:55 AM
I was hoping you'd respond LBCDO

LOL, why is that? Oh No reason, you are just my favorite guy poster on HA of course. :wink:

Anubis1079
11-13-2007, 03:58 AM
well endowed, i can last an extremely long time (can also be a bad point), am always hard, like to please my partner. Those are some of the reasons

TJ347
11-13-2007, 04:02 AM
Truthfully speaking, I think I'm good because regardless of what, I always manage to bust a nut, even under the most severe time restraints. So, I impress myself with my sexual skills, even if I don't impress anyone else. Fuck all the lying about having a 12 inch dick that stays hard for hours, and putting girls to sleep I'm so damn good. At the end of the day, I get MINE... and sometimes that's as good as it gets.

Thank you.

andyuk
11-13-2007, 04:09 AM
bust a nut?does that not hurt? :D

LBCDO
11-13-2007, 04:45 AM
I was hoping you'd respond LBCDO

LOL, why is that? Oh No reason, you are just my favorite guy poster on HA of course. :wink:

Awww, thanks Kelly. I always jump to your post too and see what you're up too. Then you made me laugh my ass off when you were talking hood.

KiraHarden
11-13-2007, 05:43 AM
Im terrible in bed

justatransgirl
11-13-2007, 07:23 AM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

Cuz I'm a cheap whore... and the best sex west of the Mississippi... and I'll do anything once, or twice...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

CORVETTEDUDE
11-13-2007, 07:39 AM
Cuz I fuck like it's the last time I'm ever gonna get any....Who knows, it just may be!!! :shrug

And, bed is the last place I would want to have sex! Hell, one could fall off and get hurt! :what

OEMEnemyNum1
11-13-2007, 08:29 AM
I wouldn't say I'm cocky..... Well...... Yes I'm cocky. I hold a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to relations....



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ptyseminole
11-13-2007, 05:09 PM
Well, my GF always comes (more than once) when we are having sex, I guess that's the best indicator!

MonsieurValentine
11-13-2007, 08:10 PM
because she wants to do it over again and again and again...

trish
11-13-2007, 08:18 PM
Why you think you are good in bed?

'cause there are sooo many guys lined up behind the bedroom door? :D

ottorocket
11-13-2007, 08:28 PM
I listen to Sting solo albums alot. And once i flipped through this Kama Sutra book at Barnes and Nobles, but had to put it down quickly because some children wandered near.

Otherwise my whole game is just pretty standard fare really... I can't claim to be Wilt Chamberlain.

tall, dark & Handsome
11-13-2007, 08:34 PM
"When it comes to makin' out, play side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4"
- Mike Damone

JerseyBoy1
11-14-2007, 03:13 AM
If you have to ask that question then we got a problem lol

peggygee
11-14-2007, 03:57 AM
Why you know you are good in bed?

Because I've been doing it a very long time. 8)

wombat33
11-14-2007, 05:18 AM
CAUSE I CAN LAST ALMOST 10 MINUTES WHILE STILL GETTING ALL THE SCORES WATCHING ESPN.

ALRIGHT..............IT'S 7 MINUTES.

justatransgirl
11-15-2007, 09:57 AM
Cuz I fuck like it's the last time I'm ever gonna get any....Who knows, it just may be!!! :shrug

And, bed is the last place I would want to have sex! Hell, one could fall off and get hurt! :what

Yeah - well don't worry, you aren't getting any from me... you said something on some thread the other day that annoyed me and I can't remember what it was anymore, but I'm still mad at you... :-)

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Hara_Juku Tgirl
11-18-2007, 09:31 PM
Rather than reveal trade secrets, let me instead explain how I exemplify the belief that I am that good. It goes like this:

The select women with whom I chose to share myself are allowed to see or sleep with other people. Why? Because I know that any experience they have with someone else will only serve to remind them as to why they want to be with me. I know no one else will make them feel as alive as I do; moreover, I know no one else will make them feel as much like a woman as I do. And here’s the thing. If some guy does, one day, manage to step up and hit it better than I do, he deserves to supplant me because that will have meant that I wasn’t on point.

A lot of guys talk a good game, but few can back it up by actually living it.

-Quinn

Married men arent allowed to put a fence or a leash on their mistresses! That is a given. It's called being fair and reasonable. Now if you want a monogamous ltr with your mistress there's a hefty price to pay - expensive divorce! And that is not a good game to play. LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

canihavu
11-18-2007, 10:34 PM
Because my tongue is tireless....

Quinn
11-19-2007, 12:43 AM
Rather than reveal trade secrets, let me instead explain how I exemplify the belief that I am that good. It goes like this:

The select women with whom I chose to share myself are allowed to see or sleep with other people. Why? Because I know that any experience they have with someone else will only serve to remind them as to why they want to be with me. I know no one else will make them feel as alive as I do; moreover, I know no one else will make them feel as much like a woman as I do. And here’s the thing. If some guy does, one day, manage to step up and hit it better than I do, he deserves to supplant me because that will have meant that I wasn’t on point.

A lot of guys talk a good game, but few can back it up by actually living it.

-Quinn

Married men arent allowed to put a fence or a leash on their mistresses! That is a given. It's called being fair and reasonable. Now if you want a monogamous ltr with your mistress there's a hefty price to pay - expensive divorce! And that is not a good game to play. LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

Touche... Then again, a playful collaring never hurt anyone, did it :wink: Seriously, though, I've always given a free hand to everyone I've ever been with, from women I dated in my early twenties to my present wife. Putting a claim on anyone's flesh has never been my style. It's the disposition of their heart and soul that I'm concerned with.

-Quinn

tall, dark & Handsome
11-19-2007, 12:53 AM
Just because some ones mother tells them they are good in bed doesn't mean it is so.

Cat
11-19-2007, 01:29 AM
I'm pretty bad, actually.

Quiet Reflections
11-19-2007, 06:35 AM
im not that great but i try hard

needsum
11-26-2007, 07:57 PM
I think anyone who boasts about being good in bed is an asshole . . . lol JK

Seriously though, to answer the question, I think I'm better than average. While I cannot go all night long without cumming I'm no minuteman either. I love to use my mouth in any and every way possible, I absolutely LOVE foreplay. And I'm attentive at all times. I work hard to please my partner and pay attention to her body language, and move accordingly to what she is "saying."

And fortunately, I've never been informed that I need to leave the bed, so I'm gonna take that as a good sign . . . lol

ironx
11-26-2007, 08:26 PM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

Lets just do it... you and me... and you can tell me after :smoking

strokeitnow
11-26-2007, 09:33 PM
my oppinion? Well I don't know what constitues being good in bed. I guess it depends on your particular partner and what they like and dislike. What I do know is, I have fucked at least 5 chicks this year that loved it so much they asked me back to fuck them and their boyfiriends as well. I also fucked a TS escort in NYC this year that came back the second day and gave me a free one as she said I was the best fuck she had ever had.

ironx
11-27-2007, 02:50 AM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

Lets just do it... you and me... and you can tell me after :smoking

HOW ABOUT IT DARLING ???


(Don't worry i'm not desperado.. just kiddin')

Xenicity
11-27-2007, 03:38 AM
No, I am terrible. I think it is all the performance anxiety and a serious lack of practice. Maybe I haven't had a good teacher or coach. Whatever it is, I am not very good at all.

Xenicity

MrsKellyPierce
11-27-2007, 03:40 AM
lol I'm a virgin :P

suckseed
11-27-2007, 03:41 AM
...

jimbobw2
11-27-2007, 05:32 AM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

I please my wife. I do what it takes :wink:

lust4ts
11-27-2007, 05:36 AM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

I please my wife. I do what it takes :wink:

You make it sound like a chore!

Badboy00010
11-27-2007, 05:49 AM
You opinion....lets hear it 8)

Lets just do it... you and me... and you can tell me after :smoking

I agree...let me put my money where my mouth is, and I'll answer all your questions. Also, I can unwrap Starbursts with my tongue. That's got to count for something.

EyeCumInPiece
11-28-2007, 11:35 AM
lol I'm a virgin :P

lol likewise.

MacShreach
11-28-2007, 12:45 PM
It's totally obvious, but it's a bit tricky to set down.... But it goes some thing like


"uh....uh....uh uuuuuh UUUUH AAAAHH FUCK! FUCK YES! YES YEEEEEES! AAAAAH! AAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAH ^&%*%*%)*%)* !!!!!!...........ooooooo, baby....."

And then there's those contractions.

That's how I know.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-28-2007, 01:10 PM
Why I think I'm good in bed, by JWBL

I think I'm good in bed because unlike many of these pussies you bitches would get treated like the dirty little whores you are or want to be while getting fucked. Fuck all of that "are you ok baby, am I hurting you?!? crap" Johnny's gonna give it to you deep and rough, just how you like it.

I will come in your apartment, slam you up against the wall, and rip off that top and those panties you have on desperately trying to conceal your bulge and as you pant from the ½ fear & ½ excitement I'll fuck the shit outta you standing up on that wall holding one of your legs with my right arm while I curse you out in your left ear. "Like that you little slut?!?" You bitches know you like it like that, I can smell the sweat from here....................Kelly & Leora go get a towel.

Knowing me, a basketball game would probably be on or coming on shortly so I'd spider monkey your ass over on your couch and throw the pillows on the floor so you don't have shit to cover your mouth with and watch you hold your pussy in shock for the rest of the night while I cheer on whoever's winning on the court.

;)

MrsKellyPierce
11-28-2007, 01:14 PM
Oooh Johnny you are so naughty!! Licks lips lol

KiraHarden
11-28-2007, 01:55 PM
Why I think I'm good in bed, by JWBL

I think I'm good in bed because unlike many of these pussies you bitches would get treated like the dirty little whores you are or want to be while getting fucked. Fuck all of that "are you ok baby, am I hurting you?!? crap" Johnny's gonna give it to you deep and rough, just how you like it.

I will come in your apartment, slam you up against the wall, and rip off that top and those panties you have on desperately trying to conceal your bulge and as you pant from the ½ fear & ½ excitement I'll fuck the shit outta you standing up on that wall holding one of your legs with my right arm while I curse you out in your left ear. "Like that you little slut?!?" You bitches know you like it like that, I can smell the sweat from here....................Kelly & Leora go get a towel.

Knowing me, a basketball game would probably be on or coming on shortly so I'd spider monkey your ass over on your couch and throw the pillows on the floor so you don't have shit to cover your mouth with and watch you hold your pussy in shock for the rest of the night while I cheer on whoever's winning on the court.

;)

I dont care for the slow tender lovemaking (BORING), I love the rough nasty sex that Johnny would do... Thats HAWT!!!!

ironx
11-28-2007, 03:13 PM
Cause i've been told :smoking