JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-12-2007, 04:04 PM
I've been sifting through the archives and the latest threads and I'm exhausted so before I go relax on my day off I figured I'd start something bound to end up controversial.................
Ladies & Gents feel free to add to this
I can't make it dear, I have a bad headache: translation: I already got that pussy, if I'm by your way I'll call you, but don't think I'm going out of my way it wasn't all that!
My mom called, she needs me to stop by and fix her vcr: translation: Good old mom line, always works and even though she switched to DVD's what dumb blonde is gonna think about that shit on a phonecall!!!?!?
I hurt my leg playing football yesterday translation: puhlease my leg aint that fucked up, i just won't risk further muscle damage for YOUR pussy, i mean your pussy juice is not the healing agent of muscles like resting on my couch looking at television is!!!!
Sure babe, I'll be gentle translation: I'll be gentle until I'm in that pussy, and then it's a wrap for you, hope you have your work days counted, you might have to call in tomorrow, because when i get through with you you're gonna need crutches or a wheelchair!!!!!!!
I swear I did not know that was your sister translation: of course i knew that was your sister, the bitch told me she was your sister, before she sucked the dick, after she sucked the dick, and while she was getting dressed saying "please don't tell my sister we fucked!!! please!!!"
feel free to add
JWBL™
Ladies & Gents feel free to add to this
I can't make it dear, I have a bad headache: translation: I already got that pussy, if I'm by your way I'll call you, but don't think I'm going out of my way it wasn't all that!
My mom called, she needs me to stop by and fix her vcr: translation: Good old mom line, always works and even though she switched to DVD's what dumb blonde is gonna think about that shit on a phonecall!!!?!?
I hurt my leg playing football yesterday translation: puhlease my leg aint that fucked up, i just won't risk further muscle damage for YOUR pussy, i mean your pussy juice is not the healing agent of muscles like resting on my couch looking at television is!!!!
Sure babe, I'll be gentle translation: I'll be gentle until I'm in that pussy, and then it's a wrap for you, hope you have your work days counted, you might have to call in tomorrow, because when i get through with you you're gonna need crutches or a wheelchair!!!!!!!
I swear I did not know that was your sister translation: of course i knew that was your sister, the bitch told me she was your sister, before she sucked the dick, after she sucked the dick, and while she was getting dressed saying "please don't tell my sister we fucked!!! please!!!"
feel free to add
JWBL™