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Night Rider
11-12-2007, 01:59 AM
hondarobot aka Co-Sign Kid's most interesting post LMAO

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: Hondarobot's Wank Review!!!

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I recently made the decision that the extent of my sex life will hence forth be based solely on jacking off. Hardly a bold statement to make on a porn related forum, but I really have always enjoyed masturbation even more than fucking a girl (I'm not sexually aggresive at all), and not to brag (well, I'll brag anyways) I've slept with many amazingly sexy girls. I get lucky, I guess.

There's just something about beating off while enjoying some porn that just seems so enjoyable. Maybe it's because it requires less drama and athletics then ordinary sex, or maybe I like the detachment and opportunity to imagine dirty back stories to why the performers I'm watching are having sex, it may also be related to the fact that I talk too much in bed, which girls find really irritating. I don't know, but I really do enjoy porn.

So anyhow, I'm going to start a thread devoted to my current favorite wanking material, just so other masturbation enthusiasts can find something they might enjoy as well. I'm an equal opportunity wanker. The movies I generally watch I preview first on www.hotmovies.com. I don't know what Seanchai and other producers that post here think of this site but I can't imagine they are opposed to it. The deal is that you buy a bunch of minutes worth of time, then use those minutes to watch any of several thousand videos from a variety of production companies. I like hotmovies because they offer everything across the whole spectrum of porn, so you can check out lots of different titles and choose what you eventually would like to buy.

For my first and current selection, I would pick: Big Ass Shemale All Stars 2. It's also currently the 3rd most popular title on the site, so I'm not alone in my decision. I haven't watched all the scenes yet, but my favorite right now is one involving Vicki Richter and Danielle Foxxx having their way with some cute little chick wearing a dog collar (and for awhile a t-shirt, but that gets ripped off while she's getting nailed in the ass at some point). It's really good, and the gg sprays pussy juice all over the place on several occasions, and who doesn't love that?

I'll try to remember the sequence of events here (I'd watch the scene again, but I just did and am kinda wore out right at the moment): Dog collar girl licks Vicki's asspuss while Danielle sucks Vicki (and spits in the gg's hair), Vicki grabs girl by the waist and fucks her until gg cums all over the floor, Danielle fucks gg in the ass and puss pretty hard, gg sucks Vicki while Danielle fucks her pussy (and again with the pussy squirting), Vicki fucks gg in ass while Danielle pounds her vagina again, Vicki sucks Danielle, gags, then fucks Danielle in the ass. . .uh, I'm sure there's more but it ends with Vicki cumming while the gg fingers her ass, and Danielle cums while the gg nails her with a dildo.

Great stuff. I think the best scene is when the gg has just got fucked hard in the butt by Danielle while Vicki kicks back and watches, Vicki then gets up and clicks past the camera in her heels. The girls lay the gg down on a stack of tires (the scene is set in a garage) and Vicki has the gg suck her while Danielle slaps her puss. It starts out pretty tame, then Vicki shifts a bit and starts fucking the gg's throat while Danielle rears up and fucks her pussy. Both girls just get completely into sex mode, take control, and turn the gg into a little sex toy.

It's very hot, if you like seeing aggressive, sexy girls get horny and start to getting some. And who doesn't like that? Also, it's a great time for shemale porn fans in general right now, the genre is getting more popular every day.

I'll post on my next viewing entertainment in a few days, and I'm not sure if it will be shemale or not. I also really enjoy more conventional porn, so you never know. But yes, Big Ass Shemale All Stars 2 is recommended viewing for anyone who likes to cum. And you will cum.

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:15 AM
u guys know I had nothing better to do than go through 2 years worth of threads to find this, right? I google searched pics of cocks and posted some of those up and claimed they were me also, hope you enjoyed!

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:17 AM
u guys know I had nothing better to do than go through 2 years worth of threads to find this, right? I google searched pics of cocks and posted some of those up and claimed they were me also, hope you enjoyed!

hahahah u sad fuck......cracked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

I got the info from a member motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:19 AM
hondarobot-----"i don't like girls anymore i'd rather wank"


what a loser

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:19 AM
wow, I've really cracked, look at the manner in which I am posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

just look at all the exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:21 AM
damn it, I was just playing Nascar 2008 on the Xbox 360, because you know, that isn't a childrens game, and I got in a horrific accident, and the psychosomatic pain almost made me twitch hard enough to yank my dick out of it's socket, since I was playing with myself thinking about Jeff
Gordon

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:21 AM
How stupid are u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u've now been exposed as some sad bastard that makes the effort to sign up pretending to be someone else


..and u like to jackoff 24/7......what a catch ladies llololololololololl

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:29 AM
I post 24/7, ladies, come talk to me! I'm quite the catch!!!

instead of taking you out for a nice evening, I'll allow you to watch me post on Hung Angels!

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:32 AM
damn it, I was just playing Nascar 2008 on the Xbox 360, because you know, that isn't a childrens game, and I got in a horrific accident, and the psychosomatic pain almost made me twitch hard enough to yank my dick out of it's socket, since I was playing with myself thinking about Jeff
Gordon

why cant u have the balls to post under ur real name......it's not because u got owned is it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8)

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:33 AM
I'm trying to post pics of my face, but I'm too afraid to own myself, :cry:

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:35 AM
I post 24/7, ladies, come talk to me! I'm quite the catch!!!

instead of taking you out for a nice evening, I'll allow you to watch me post on Hung Angels!

LMAO i have an excuse!! ur just a fucking joke that cant even post under their real ID

..come on grow a set and enter FIGHT CLUB

BeardedOne
11-12-2007, 02:36 AM
OK, it's official. Too many meds, not enough sunshine (BTDT, it's why I act this way).

Somebody go over to his place and boink him fercryinoutloud. :roll:

Niqht Rider
11-12-2007, 02:37 AM
mmmmm, Fight Club, that sounds wonderful, will Brad Pitt be dropping the soap?

hondarobot
11-12-2007, 02:39 AM
OK, it's official. Too many meds, not enough sunshine (BTDT, it's why I act this way).

Somebody go over to his place and boink him fercryinoutloud. :roll:

I'm neither night rider or niqht rider, B1. Come on, think about it.

Iron Chef is on tonight, I think I'll watch it.

(end secret transmission)

:wink:

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:50 AM
OK, it's official. Too many meds, not enough sunshine (BTDT, it's why I act this way).

Somebody go over to his place and boink him fercryinoutloud. :roll:

I'm neither night rider or niqht rider, B1. Come on, think about it.

Iron Chef is on tonight, I think I'll watch it.

(end secret transmission)

:wink:

u have been proven guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillies77
11-12-2007, 02:51 AM
i think he did that on purpose

hondarobot
11-12-2007, 02:52 AM
OK, it's official. Too many meds, not enough sunshine (BTDT, it's why I act this way).

Somebody go over to his place and boink him fercryinoutloud. :roll:

I'm neither night rider or niqht rider, B1. Come on, think about it.

Iron Chef is on tonight, I think I'll watch it.

(end secret transmission)

:wink:

u have been proven guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:screwy

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 06:41 AM
bump

hriedmar
11-12-2007, 07:32 AM
It's sad when you even make a lurker like me with no previous posts make a post about your freaking insanity. Do us all a favor and get a life.

Just a tip if you have a razor its down the street not across the road.

Night Rider
11-12-2007, 02:56 PM
It's sad when you even make a lurker like me with no previous posts make a post about your freaking insanity. Do us all a favor and get a life.

Just a tip if you have a razor its down the street not across the road.

Im not insane u fucking voyeur. theres someone posting with nearly the same name...but only one star 8)