Christmas List...

[stillies77]

What is everyone asking for for Christmas this year?

[GIA LOVES RON]

My christmas wish is very simple -> just to have good health and for me to grow up and be mature about life and my decisions. Also I would like to have more courage for me to do what I want to do in life. But if your talking about materials, I would like to own a threadmill of my own so I could use it everyday and getting into shape and just be healthy in general. :P

[alphanumeric]

for my friend to finally accept the help I'm offering her.

[BeardedOne]

Whirled peas.

[Night Rider]

What is everyone asking for for Christmas this year?

i'm not gonna hi-jack this thread out of respect for the other posters

..hope u learn u lesson for once

[stillies77]

you just did.

[stillies77]

I want to get a Wacom art tablet for my PCso when i draw something it will be right on my pc so i can digitally color and clean it up..


http://www.wacom.com/_shared/images/Intuos_SE_a_slot.jpg

[Night Rider]

you just did.

No, i gave u a warning that didn't need a response.

Stop being a fucking child...i'm sick of it.

If u reply again i'll fuck it up. Now stay out of my business motherfucker.

[stillies77]

nah.

[Jericho]

I'm not going to get what i really want, but, i'd settle for a return ticket to VA.

[Night Rider]

Good luck with life stillies, unfortunately for u, this is the last interaction im having with u. If it provokes a mental breakdown, i apologize in advance.

So ur free to make a dick of urself by urself from now on..

http://www.speeding.co.uk/acatalog/gay_spiderman.gif

[stillies77]

Hallelujah!

anyway.


Yeah I want the tablet and maybe a really nice new suit...i have like 4 wedding invites to go to over 2008 so i gotta get something to wear to these.

[BeardedOne]

Hallelujah!

anyway.


Yeah I want the tablet and maybe a really nice new suit...i have like 4 wedding invites to go to over 2008 so i gotta get something to wear to these.

Men's Wearhouse. An educated Consumer is our best customer: Si Simm.

[ryski1230]

id like a new laptop this one has seen its day i owuld buy one but im a lazy bum/student lol

[marissaazts]

i want a walther p22 5" and a wii
i know im getting the walther cause i'll buy it for myself if i have to

[stillies77]

wow a gun huh...self defense or just a shooter?

[lust4ts]

Well I would like to finish my book by new year Stillies :!:

Find someone special to share the holiday season with :(

And maybe see some snow on christmas day :)

[Leverage87]

lust4ats, come to michigan man, get all the snow you'd ever dream of, and more, and more, and more...until you never want to see snow for the rest of your life.

[lust4ts]

lust4ats, come to michigan man, get all the snow you'd ever dream of, and more, and more, and more...until you never want to see snow for the rest of your life.

Damn America is a long way to travel to see snow, I live near London UK leverage, although getting to hook up with Kelly while I'm there would be a very nice incentive :P

[Leverage87]

take my advice, and go around michigan to get to her then, lol

[lust4ts]

:lol:

Doesn't it snow like all year round there, do you even get a hot summer Leverage?

And driving must be a nightmare?

[dc_guy_75]

The Patriots going undefeated would be a great gift. It would be even better if they stomped on everyone too.

[Leverage87]

Well, i may exaggerate a bit, but michigan is usually quite cold in the winter, surronded by the lakes and all, we cool down rapidly and weather changes on the fly.

[lust4ts]

Well, i may exaggerate a bit, but michigan is usually quite cold in the winter, surronded by the lakes and all, we cool down rapidly and weather changes on the fly.

We used to get snow in Winter all the time, hardly ever anymore. I'm 27 now and I remember it happened one Christmas when I was about 8, it kicked ass. It just makes everything seem so Christmassy if you know what I mean. All the houses with the glowing bright lights and fresh snow driven roads, oh the memories :cry:

[4star4]

Before you wish for snow, read this humorous satire. It is so true about Minnesota and our "beautiful" winters:

Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled snow for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14: Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. l didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of damn snow last night. More shoveling. Took all day. God damm snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for that goddamn snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

-Author Unknown

[lust4ts]

Before you wish for snow, read this humorous satire. It is so true about Minnesota and our "beautiful" winters:

Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled snow for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14: Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. l didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of damn snow last night. More shoveling. Took all day. God damm snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for that goddamn snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

-Author Unknown

:lol:

Yep I'm sure the pleasure would soon wear off, I would probably go crazy too if it snowed everyday, but it would great if it snowed just once a year, Christmas day :)

[marissaazts]

wow a gun huh...self defense or just a shooter?

just for plinking, pre transition i made my living in the firearms field
i still own well over 100. i have never really been into .22's but the walther is one i dont own and its kinda nice looking odds are it will just sit in the safe and never get fired just like most of my stuff

[4star4]

I'm with you on that one, lust4ts! Christmas is not Christmas without snow!

[stillies77]

wow a gun huh...self defense or just a shooter?

just for plinking, pre transition i made my living in the firearms field
i still own well over 100. i have never really been into .22's but the walther is one i dont own and its kinda nice looking odds are it will just sit in the safe and never get fired just like most of my stuff


walther is cool...its what Megatron used to turn in too in the old Transformers cartoon. hehe.

[marissaazts]

lol my sig other might of known that since she is megga nerd ... she bitched through the whole transformers movie we netflixed the other night saying how much was wrong w/it, almost ruined the movie for me as i was enjoyiung it, i never watched trasnformers as a kid or anyof that stuff

[GIA LOVES RON]

The Patriots going undefeated would be a great gift. It would be even better if they stomped on everyone too.

CO-SIGN!!!! GO PATRIOTS>>>>

[Night Rider]

Happy Christmas Stillies! U stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of urs...hope this doesn't spoil the surprise..

http://www.bounce2bounce.co.uk/6769d.jpg

[stillies77]

ummm...is that what YOU want for christmas?

cause thats what this thread is about...so wow...we DO have something in common...good show ole wanksta!

[Night Rider]

ummm...is that what YOU want for christmas?

cause thats what this thread is about...so wow...we DO have something in common...good show ole wanksta!

Sorry for the misunderstanding, it was a present for u...

Here's a method of transport for u to travel to work in...just be careful, u wouldn't want to end up crashing like me..

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/sm/smoby-spiderman-xbee-quad.jpg

[stillies77]

that is awesome...man you are a giver.

[Night Rider]

that is awesome...man you are a giver.

..and u are a reciever :wink:

..ur welcome

[stillies77]

you should change your name to santa claus sir.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I really tried to avoid this thread because I feel I have everything. I have my health, I have a decent pair of cars, I have 2 parents that love me, I have a small group of people I can genuinely call friends, in this community at that, and the other thing.....................well a few of you chicks already know about that.

But if I had to ask for one thing this Xmas

http://reviews.mtbr.com/interbike/files/2007/09/img_5593.jpg

Frame alone is $2k

[tall, dark & Handsome]

I think I want an iphone for christmas. All the other smart phones I have purchased have conked out.

Snow? We get a little bit in Philly. Maybe 2-3 mid sized storms a year; although we mostly get rain now.

It used to snow a lot when I was younger. In, fact the pond would freeze and all the kids in the neighborhood would play hockey all winter.

It would usually end in an all out fist fight and we would go home with bloody lips and black eyes.

Those were the days :D

[hwbs]

:lol:

[EyeCumInPiece]

Id love all my bills to be paid for one month. That would be fucking great. Id even take a vacation to Europe. That would be great as well. Ill settle for a blowjob and a bottle of Jagermeister.