The worst TS Experience of my life...

[LBCDO]

Ok, I work in night clubs, and last nite I got off work and went to a restaurant in the middle of the "Red Light District" here in ATL thats open 24/7. So Im solo, getting something to eat, and I leave and start to walk out and get on my way to taking the bus/train to my part of town. So a decent looking TS girl pulls up and we converse, and we converse, and have good convo. Remember, I work at a club, so Ive been drinking all night, so Im horny and I steer the direction to where it needs to be and we decide to get a hotel room. Shell pay half, I pay half.

So we agree. This was a decent looking girl, Indian [from India she told me], 23, shoulder length hair, Nice natural hormone tits, everything is aight. I give her like a 7. So we're riding, and get into the talk like "Yea, REALLY treat me like a girl", and "I really like you" Now this is the KEYPHRASE here. She ask me what I am, and I tell her Im a top, no hesitation. She says shes a top too, never bottomd, and throguht the alcohol, I know shes gotta be full of shit. But whatever.

We get the room, and she wants to drink, but Ive been drinking all night, and I dont want any fucking 211. I want my duck sucked! But I go with the motions. But this chick is like "Yo, I want all day with you, until 7 at night" blah blah blah, and Im like fuck that shit, I got shit to do. We're in the room like an hour TALKING about doing something instead of just doing it. So Im getting pissed, because she knew what was up, and shes talking all this freaky shit.

This is where it sucks. So I try and get some head, and its some of the best of my life. For all 2 minutes of it. I get the head and shes like "Yo, stick it in me!" WTF? MY DICK WASNT EVEN ALL THE WAY HARD YET! So back and forth we play this fucking game of 30 seconds head, "Stick it in papi", 30 sec, "Is it hard now papi", and Im fucking pissed. I cant even concentrate, but Im trying to work with this girl and cant get hard because shes jsut talking and talking and talking. So finally Im hard, and I lay back, and she tries to get on top of me, and I FEEL HER TAKE THE CONDOM OFF! I start trippin then, and curse her the fuck out. So I pull another condom out, lube up, and try, but Im so pissed I cant get focused. Plus Im sleepy, and sober, but feeling the hangover. So Im thinking of how to explain this shit like "Fuck it, lets bounce".

So she asks me if Ill bottom since I cant get hard and I say HELL NO! So she promises to give me head, and she lays down while Im over her, AND THIS BITCH PULLS SOME WRESTLING MOVE SHIT/FLIP/COMBO BULLSHIT AND TRIES TO STICK A DICK IN MY ASS! By then Im snapping, but Im trying to get a nut, and tell her imma just bust on her ass. Why, in the middle of my hard earned nut that Id been jackin for does she try to stick a finger in my ass! She ruined the whole thing. So we end up leaving, and I get a ride with her, and Im obviously pissed. During the ride, somehow she is DRUNKER than before, driving in the middle of lanes and shit, almost hit a costruction barrel, shit like that. I almost dies 5 times in that car in the course of 20 minutes.

I just had to vent. Thats the worst shit to happen to me with a TS, and Im 24 now, been doing this for the past 5 years! So yea, my night sucked. Sorry for the long post.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

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ok now that I got that out of my system

no wait

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok ok

whew shit

ummmmmmmm, you did the right thing, you just took way too long to do it

you should've left much sooner, thanks for sharing

[whatislove]

I dunno, sometimes, hookups are just like that? Not like you had a lot to bond about except being semi wasted and wanting to nut.

[blckhaze]

DDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Sometimes these ladies...

[GroobySteven]

Did she sniff her finger?

[flabbybody]

booze and broads always end up bad

[bigred35]

I woulda gave in along time ago lol but then again I am a bottom lol...

But the whole condom thing is crazy...

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

the condom thing is ridiculous, the fact that he didn't punch that trick is insane, she was basically risking his life

I don't usually say act violently but life is the most precious thing we have

[justatransgirl]

And so how much did you pay for this?

Uh... like you get what you pay for honey...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)
Please pay the cashier at the door...

[TJ347]

That was a horrible experience, no doubt. I don't know that I've had what I would call a "horrible" experience, but this one time I met up with an escort who spread her cheeks to reveal a fucking jungle. I had no interest in pushing up into that bushy asscrack, I'll tell you what. It looked like a guy with an afro was trying to escape from her colon... Fucking nasty!

But she gave a helluva BJ though. :wink:

[alpha2117]

Thats not that bad.

I once went home with a girl after a long night of drinking, neither of us were in any state to do anything sexual so we just crashed but sometime later she felt the need to get up and do no 1. Sadly rather than do that in the toilet she was so drunk that my clothes got a soaking. I then got up the next day to go home only to discover my clothes wet and smelling of urine and i was an hour away from home.

[thx1138]

Your post is not so long as it is wide. Life is a game whereby one acquires experience. What lesson(s) did you learn?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

OMG! That was hilarious! I'm sorry to hear about your bad night/date LBCDO. You should have just slapped the bitched and flushed her face down the toilet for her to come to her senses. It sounded like she was high as a kite. LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

That was pretty funny. It's a nightmare sometimes trying to get it up when ur pissed. The finger up the bum thing made me laugh!!!!!

[62des]

Ok, I work in night clubs, and last nite I got off work and went to a restaurant in the middle of the "Red Light District" here in ATL thats open 24/7. So Im solo, getting something to eat, and I leave and start to walk out and get on my way to taking the bus/train to my part of town. So a decent looking TS girl pulls up and we converse, and we converse, and have good convo. Remember, I work at a club, so Ive been drinking all night, so Im horny and I steer the direction to where it needs to be and we decide to get a hotel room. Shell pay half, I pay half.

So we agree. This was a decent looking girl, Indian [from India she told me], 23, shoulder length hair, Nice natural hormone tits, everything is aight. I give her like a 7. So we're riding, and get into the talk like "Yea, REALLY treat me like a girl", and "I really like you" Now this is the KEYPHRASE here. She ask me what I am, and I tell her Im a top, no hesitation. She says shes a top too, never bottomd, and throguht the alcohol, I know shes gotta be full of shit. But whatever.

We get the room, and she wants to drink, but Ive been drinking all night, and I dont want any fucking 211. I want my duck sucked! But I go with the motions. But this chick is like "Yo, I want all day with you, until 7 at night" blah blah blah, and Im like fuck that shit, I got shit to do. We're in the room like an hour TALKING about doing something instead of just doing it. So Im getting pissed, because she knew what was up, and shes talking all this freaky shit.

This is where it sucks. So I try and get some head, and its some of the best of my life. For all 2 minutes of it. I get the head and shes like "Yo, stick it in me!" WTF? MY DICK WASNT EVEN ALL THE WAY HARD YET! So back and forth we play this fucking game of 30 seconds head, "Stick it in papi", 30 sec, "Is it hard now papi", and Im fucking pissed. I cant even concentrate, but Im trying to work with this girl and cant get hard because shes jsut talking and talking and talking. So finally Im hard, and I lay back, and she tries to get on top of me, and I FEEL HER TAKE THE CONDOM OFF! I start trippin then, and curse her the fuck out. So I pull another condom out, lube up, and try, but Im so pissed I cant get focused. Plus Im sleepy, and sober, but feeling the hangover. So Im thinking of how to explain this shit like "Fuck it, lets bounce".

So she asks me if Ill bottom since I cant get hard and I say HELL NO! So she promises to give me head, and she lays down while Im over her, AND THIS BITCH PULLS SOME WRESTLING MOVE SHIT/FLIP/COMBO BULLSHIT AND TRIES TO STICK A DICK IN MY ASS! By then Im snapping, but Im trying to get a nut, and tell her imma just bust on her ass. Why, in the middle of my hard earned nut that Id been jackin for does she try to stick a finger in my ass! She ruined the whole thing. So we end up leaving, and I get a ride with her, and Im obviously pissed. During the ride, somehow she is DRUNKER than before, driving in the middle of lanes and shit, almost hit a costruction barrel, shit like that. I almost dies 5 times in that car in the course of 20 minutes.

I just had to vent. Thats the worst shit to happen to me with a TS, and Im 24 now, been doing this for the past 5 years! So yea, my night sucked. Sorry for the long post.

You must be a tiny dude foe her to physically flip you over. I would've pulled a move called slam you on the fucking floor for some shit like that. How'd you know she was TS and did she know you?

[Mr_Choc69]

So let me get this straight. You are 24 (in just about your sexual prime) and you get "some of the best head of your life" and you could not get hard/fuck? LMAO - umm ok. And the whole flip/wrestling move? WTF?

Next time - skip the room and just get some head in the car. Save you a whole lotta trouble. You didn't meet her at Blakes did you?

[LBCDO]

So let me get this straight. You are 24 (in just about your sexual prime) and you get "some of the best head of your life" and you could not get hard/fuck? LMAO - umm ok. And the whole flip/wrestling move? WTF?

Next time - skip the room and just get some head in the car. Save you a whole lotta trouble. You didn't meet her at Blakes did you?

Naw, I met her at Taco Cabana on Piedmont and Chesire Bridge. And the head was good, but it lasted a good 2 minutes top, if that.

And let me put this out there too. I didnt fucking get manhandled and tossed around a room, it was just crazy has this bitch just reposition herself.

Moral of the story, if she gets stupid, no matter how horny you are, if shit goes downhill, bail. I would say you get what you pay for, but it wasnt an escort situation. I lost money on my half of the room, thats it. And if I pick up a girl, why would I just come out and say "Hey, let me pay you!" From what she told me, she worked at a printing company and didnt do the escort thing.

Im going to work again tonite, so Imma be in that area. If my hunting brings anything worth talking about, Ill let yall know. I used to post on the Grooby Forums a long time ago about my "exploits" and talked about girls who ended up being DeJa, Katie Cokks, and TS Jade months after my post. Maybe Ill find the next TS superstar, LOL.

[ARMANIXXX]

That wasn't that bad of an experience.



Also, it was kinda your bad for not bein able to get hard at 24 years old.......but yeah, tough liquor will do that to everybody at least once or twice.

[LBCDO]

I think it was just the back and forth of it and getting annoyed and thats why I couldnt get hard. Because I have NEVER had that problem in my entire life. Go figure. Ol girl was aight, but shit, Ive been trying to figure that shit out send Friday morning. Go figure

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn..pathetic

[lbluver]

Five years ago I was in Bangkok and I picked up this girl in a T Club at Nana Plaza. She seemed to be quite pleasant when I took her out. When we were at the hotel room, she was being difficult as she didn't want to her cock suck and her attitude sucked. I got so turned off and I paid her and asked to leave the room without even touching her. That was the worst TG experience I had.

[hwbs]

booze and broads always end up bad


truer words haven't been said

[Westheangelino]

In response to the first poster:

I would've been thankful for her slipping that condom off. Be a man and hit it raw!! Remember.....prostitutes (and was she even a hooker? ) are not siginificant vectors of HIV/"AIDS"

[whatislove]

In response to the first poster:

I would've been thankful for her slipping that condom off. Be a man and hit it raw!! Remember.....prostitutes (and was she even a hooker? ) are not siginificant vectors of HIV/"AIDS"

Could you be more wrong if you tried?

[LBCDO]

In response to the first poster:

I would've been thankful for her slipping that condom off. Be a man and hit it raw!! Remember.....prostitutes (and was she even a hooker? ) are not siginificant vectors of HIV/"AIDS"

LOL, Im pretty sure you're joking, but Im not into diving into something raw, especially some chick I just met and within 30 minutes Im in a room with her. Maybe she was a prostitute, maybe she wasnt, I dont know, but she wasnt with me.

Either way, yall be safe out there. Busting one nut isnt worth fucking up your one life

[BADAZZBODY]

Either way, yall be safe out there. Busting one nut isnt worth fucking up your one life

AMEN TO THAT..I KNOW U WERE BLOWN...INSTANCES LIKE THAT REALLY BLOWS THE WHOLE MOOD

FOR INSTANCE I WAS TAKING TO THIS ONE DUDE AND WE WAS FUKING ON THE REGULAR..BUT EVERYTIME THIS AZZ WOULD KEEP ON ASKING ME TO HIT IT RAW TO A POINT I CUT HIS AZZ OFF AND NEVER TALKED TO HIM AGAIN..AND I NEVER TOLD HIM Y ..BUT I HATE NASTY FREAKS THAT WILL RUN UP OR LET ANY STRANGER RUN UP IN THEM...I CANT IMAGINE AND DONT WANT TO FELL NO BODY AZZ WALLS ON THE SKIN OF MY (WELL U KNOW) AND THEY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ...UGH YUK

[bilko]

thats what you get for being cheap.(meaning the op)
i never do one night stands.

[LBCDO]

LOL, being cheap? I never had been asked the whole night about paying for the sex. It wasnt that type of deal

There are people in this world that dont have to come out of their pocket every time they have sex. It is possible in life to have sexual contact with someone and not pay. My life isnt that sad, LOL. Believe it or not there are more TSs than just what you see online and on Eros

[a994]

Ok, I work in night clubs, and last nite I got off work and went to a restaurant in the middle of the "Red Light District" here in ATL thats open 24/7. So Im solo, getting something to eat, and I leave and start to walk out and get on my way to taking the bus/train to my part of town. So a decent looking TS girl pulls up and we converse, and we converse, and have good convo. Remember, I work at a club, so Ive been drinking all night, so Im horny and I steer the direction to where it needs to be and we decide to get a hotel room. Shell pay half, I pay half.

So we agree. This was a decent looking girl, Indian [from India she told me], 23, shoulder length hair, Nice natural hormone tits, everything is aight. I give her like a 7. So we're riding, and get into the talk like "Yea, REALLY treat me like a girl", and "I really like you" Now this is the KEYPHRASE here. She ask me what I am, and I tell her Im a top, no hesitation. She says shes a top too, never bottomd, and throguht the alcohol, I know shes gotta be full of shit. But whatever.

We get the room, and she wants to drink, but Ive been drinking all night, and I dont want any fucking 211. I want my duck sucked! But I go with the motions. But this chick is like "Yo, I want all day with you, until 7 at night" blah blah blah, and Im like fuck that shit, I got shit to do. We're in the room like an hour TALKING about doing something instead of just doing it. So Im getting pissed, because she knew what was up, and shes talking all this freaky shit.

This is where it sucks. So I try and get some head, and its some of the best of my life. For all 2 minutes of it. I get the head and shes like "Yo, stick it in me!" WTF? MY DICK WASNT EVEN ALL THE WAY HARD YET! So back and forth we play this fucking game of 30 seconds head, "Stick it in papi", 30 sec, "Is it hard now papi", and Im fucking pissed. I cant even concentrate, but Im trying to work with this girl and cant get hard because shes jsut talking and talking and talking. So finally Im hard, and I lay back, and she tries to get on top of me, and I FEEL HER TAKE THE CONDOM OFF! I start trippin then, and curse her the fuck out. So I pull another condom out, lube up, and try, but Im so pissed I cant get focused. Plus Im sleepy, and sober, but feeling the hangover. So Im thinking of how to explain this shit like "Fuck it, lets bounce".

So she asks me if Ill bottom since I cant get hard and I say HELL NO! So she promises to give me head, and she lays down while Im over her, AND THIS BITCH PULLS SOME WRESTLING MOVE SHIT/FLIP/COMBO BULLSHIT AND TRIES TO STICK A DICK IN MY ASS! By then Im snapping, but Im trying to get a nut, and tell her imma just bust on her ass. Why, in the middle of my hard earned nut that Id been jackin for does she try to stick a finger in my ass! She ruined the whole thing. So we end up leaving, and I get a ride with her, and Im obviously pissed. During the ride, somehow she is DRUNKER than before, driving in the middle of lanes and shit, almost hit a costruction barrel, shit like that. I almost dies 5 times in that car in the course of 20 minutes.

I just had to vent. Thats the worst shit to happen to me with a TS, and Im 24 now, been doing this for the past 5 years! So yea, my night sucked. Sorry for the long post.



For some guys, that would be a dream come true (except for the drunk driving part). :)

[a994]

Either way, yall be safe out there. Busting one nut isnt worth fucking up your one life

AMEN TO THAT..I KNOW U WERE BLOWN...INSTANCES LIKE THAT REALLY BLOWS THE WHOLE MOOD

FOR INSTANCE I WAS TAKING TO THIS ONE DUDE AND WE WAS FUKING ON THE REGULAR..BUT EVERYTIME THIS AZZ WOULD KEEP ON ASKING ME TO HIT IT RAW TO A POINT I CUT HIS AZZ OFF AND NEVER TALKED TO HIM AGAIN..AND I NEVER TOLD HIM Y ..BUT I HATE NASTY FREAKS THAT WILL RUN UP OR LET ANY STRANGER RUN UP IN THEM...I CANT IMAGINE AND DONT WANT TO FELL NO BODY AZZ WALLS ON THE SKIN OF MY (WELL U KNOW) AND THEY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ...UGH YUK



Hear hear! Sure, I might fantasize about receiving/giving bareback oral with a lady (and even having her fire off in my mouth), but even in my fantasies I insist on condoms when it comes to anal/vaginal.

[sdman]

Either way, yall be safe out there. Busting one nut isnt worth fucking up your one life

AMEN TO THAT..I KNOW U WERE BLOWN...INSTANCES LIKE THAT REALLY BLOWS THE WHOLE MOOD

FOR INSTANCE I WAS TAKING TO THIS ONE DUDE AND WE WAS FUKING ON THE REGULAR..BUT EVERYTIME THIS AZZ WOULD KEEP ON ASKING ME TO HIT IT RAW TO A POINT I CUT HIS AZZ OFF AND NEVER TALKED TO HIM AGAIN..AND I NEVER TOLD HIM Y ..BUT I HATE NASTY FREAKS THAT WILL RUN UP OR LET ANY STRANGER RUN UP IN THEM...I CANT IMAGINE AND DONT WANT TO FELL NO BODY AZZ WALLS ON THE SKIN OF MY (WELL U KNOW) AND THEY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ...UGH YUK

Your comments are really strange comming from a tranny??

[DC]

^^^^^^ Just a little strange, but anyways I think Bad Azz is hot, if two people are clean and tested regularly I dont see the problem with doing it raw but its better to play it safe..

[Trogdor]

*laughs like Peter Griffen*

[LBCDO]

Either way, yall be safe out there. Busting one nut isnt worth fucking up your one life

AMEN TO THAT..I KNOW U WERE BLOWN...INSTANCES LIKE THAT REALLY BLOWS THE WHOLE MOOD

FOR INSTANCE I WAS TAKING TO THIS ONE DUDE AND WE WAS FUKING ON THE REGULAR..BUT EVERYTIME THIS AZZ WOULD KEEP ON ASKING ME TO HIT IT RAW TO A POINT I CUT HIS AZZ OFF AND NEVER TALKED TO HIM AGAIN..AND I NEVER TOLD HIM Y ..BUT I HATE NASTY FREAKS THAT WILL RUN UP OR LET ANY STRANGER RUN UP IN THEM...I CANT IMAGINE AND DONT WANT TO FELL NO BODY AZZ WALLS ON THE SKIN OF MY (WELL U KNOW) AND THEY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ...UGH YUK

Your comments are really strange comming from a tranny??

How is that strange for a TS?

[sdman]

Thats not that bad.

I once went home with a girl after a long night of drinking, neither of us were in any state to do anything sexual so we just crashed but sometime later she felt the need to get up and do no 1. Sadly rather than do that in the toilet she was so drunk that my clothes got a soaking. I then got up the next day to go home only to discover my clothes wet and smelling of urine and i was an hour away from home.


LOL I would have been pissed

[gaiseric]

You resurrected a thread that's been dead for 3 years for 1 lame comment. Y

[sdman]

You resurrected a thread that's been dead for 3 years for 1 lame comment. Y

And you just couldnt resist adding another lame comment?

[gaiseric]

Touche sir

[Schimmel]

That east indian wanted to give him teh AIDS via curry weiner.

[DL_NL]

WTF, is it 'reanimate an ancient thread day' today?

[pasta2000]

Where else is good stomping ground in ATL for lucking up?

[spankrod]

LBCDO only remains alive, to this day, because of the skills he'd learned during his time training to be a Pokemon master. :fu:

[savannah]

where is the red light district in Atlanta?

[hwbs]

Such a classic story.....

[drock]

I don't even think he posts on here anymore.

[dskreet2]

where is the red light district in Atlanta?

Roughly on Piedmont and on Peachtree, mostly north of North Ave. up to Jack & Jills resteraunt. If I'm remembering correctly! HHMMM!?!?