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Night Rider
11-08-2007, 07:46 PM
the escorts are gonna love u for this ;)

suckseed
11-08-2007, 07:56 PM
Young master Luke, are you telling me you walk away from a shagging feeling the same as after a wank? Good sex can be felt for hours or even a couple of days later. I'm no whore-monger. But if a man isn't getting any at least every few months, he should throw down for a pro...and reexamine his social skills. Touching another person sexually is part of being alive.

MrsKellyPierce
11-08-2007, 07:57 PM
lol at the threads being so escort themed lately

suckseed
11-08-2007, 08:00 PM
Going to the local TGirl hangout=seeking the service of an escort

Fixed!

MacShreach
11-08-2007, 08:04 PM
Young master Luke, are you telling me you walk away from a shagging feeling the same as after a wank? Good sex can be felt for hours or even a couple of days later. I'm no whore-monger. But if a man isn't getting any at least every few months, he should throw down for a pro...and reexamine his social skills. Touching another person sexually is part of being alive.

By Christ seconded with bells on. Absolutely. What he said. And it's not just the shagging--it's the warmth, the intimacy, the softness--the human interchange, the moments spent afterwards in the shower or chatting.....Sometimes the loveliest part of visiting a girl is that last kiss on the doorstep as you leave....I know these girls are professionals but they're people too.

Jericho
11-08-2007, 08:06 PM
I know this might sound like a strange concept to many lets break it down shall we

Porn = $4 Rental
Escort = $120-$300 (depending on region)
Porn = Orgasm for every scene
Escort = One orgasm
Porn = Seven day rental
Escort = One hour
Porn = Scratched DVD
Escort = Ripped Condom
Porn = Late Fees
Escort = Routine STD testing
Its that simple


When they invent the DVD that does blowjobs you may be on to something, until then.....

Jericho
11-08-2007, 08:12 PM
When they invent the DVD that does blowjobs you may be on to something, until then.....Its possible to have sex without paying for it

this isnt Fwapping to Porn>Sex


well gee, aint you the one...Wanker!

As the topic was porn or escorts, that's where i was keeping it.

MacShreach
11-08-2007, 08:14 PM
ts possible to have sex without paying for it


You think? That's highly debatable. But leaving that aside, given the choice of unlimited "Fwapping to Porn" as you put it or seeing (and paying) a nice girl say once every month or so, then there is no question here grasshopper. I'll even put a padlock on my todger to make sure I don't fall to temptation.

You might have to give my wife a key though, she has interests there 8)